Holy Shit. I'm not sleeping at my house tonight. The spider thing has gotten to me. I came home and there was a pretty sizeable web in the lower corner of my entry way. No big deal right? I clean these things up all the time. A quick swipe of the broom should do it.
But there were bird feathers in the web. First of all, how did a bird get in my house? That alone is a valid question. But more importantly, what is big enough to eat a fucking bird! I cleaned the place top to bottom. No godzilla spiders have shown themselves yet... but I don't want to lose a digit in my sleep because the thing got that 4th meal craving that Taco Bell won't stop pushing. It's just not worth the risk.
And I know I'm over reacting. If a spider really did eat a bird in my house there would be a little webbed husk with a beak poking out of it or something to that effect. But maybe not. Spiders clean their webs. Maybe it happened the day I left and the culprit had all weekend to dispose of the remains. And Jesus Christ I have to find the opening that giant spiders and small birds are using as an entrance to my house. What else is getting in? This whole situation is unsettling.
