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Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Red Carpet



I'm super awesome and didn't bring the cord to get pictures off of my camera and onto the computer, so I didn't bother to take any. That's ok though, because there were about five hundred photographers taking pictures and video at the event, and if you really need visual stimuli google is more than ready to provide it.

It's very surreal to watch the genitals of people you know and have worked with projected eight feet tall on a screen in a theater.

It's really mind numbing to say hi to two thousand people in one night. Seriously. This is why I can only remember the names or faces of ten percent of the people that I meet at these things.

Frequently, people are stupid and can't tell the difference between two adult performers. Let me help with this. Sasha Grey is pale, small breasted, has dark hair and brown eyes. Stoya is pale, small breasted, has dark hair and green or gray eyes. It isn't that difficult.

It's amazingly funny to watch the face of a media person who has just realized they've made the above mistake.

Evan Stone has the best one-liners ever.

The entire theater went silent during Jesse and Belladonna's scene. It was that good.




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