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Flavors of the Month: October



It's been a long time since we've done something like this, eh? So without further ado, my Flavors of the Month for October.

 
She's legal... right?
Alexis Dziena



Look out Megan Fox. This girl came out of nowhere and has just about
the same smokey sexuality as you do, except she's kind of getting hotter. She's
making movies and you're just like the Anna Kournikova of movies so far. Not very
many hits, but your hotness only gets you so far. Here's hoping Dziena can
come around and take the crown soon. If not, see her tits and cooch on "Broken
Flowers" for some permanent mental images of her.


Hot but annoying
Alison Haislip



Alison is like Rowan Atkinson. Charming, and funny, but only in small doses.
If you take too much of her, you're likely to smash your head in to a wall. But
that's okay, I love blonds.

Fictional but still hot
Cassie Hack



My favorite horror comic by my favorite comic writer, drawn by a great artist by one of my favorite comic distributors who bring to life the slasher hacker Cassie Hack to the page every month. God love ya.

She's hot, I don't care who argues with me
Janeane Garofolo



The bitch has brains, she's funny, she's strong, she's independent, and she also claims to
not have a computer because she doesn't want to be tracked. I'm sorry guys, but her recent debate on "Real Time" sold me on her. She's hot.

Reigning Queen
Isabella Soprano



So, what's going on, Izzy? How are you doing? What's been going on with
you in the porn world? Who loves ya baby? I do.

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