Twas the night before Porn-mas, when all over town,
not a single AVN voter, was wearing a frown.
They had gone through hundreds of nominees, most chosen with care,
ignoring the rabble showing bunched up underwear.
The task was sure daunting, the tastes all quite mixed,
Cindi liking Burn and Nate screaming, "it's fixed!"
Don Houston was pushing even his lust for porn,
knowing his choices would earn him some scorn.
The boxes came in at a furious pace,
the days growing shorter to view all that lace.
With features, and gonzo, some all sex and more,
the team was pushing to tend to this chore.
Came Sunday with deadline along the horizon,
the judges squeezing out a few more before then.
With Stoya 'gainst Tori, Joone pitted 'gainst Brad,
the votes were soon tallied and the judges quite glad.
On Houston, on Miller, on Loftis, on Pipe,
the mission is closing this freezing cold night.
The clock was then ticking increasingly fast,
the judges all trying to balance the ass.
The results would soon play at the AEE show,
the show to be sold out, despite all the foes.
While the times would be harsh for the weaker this year,
the winners would be met with the traditional cheers.
The Pirates had come back to reap what Joone sowed,
an angel named Jessica seen holding her own.
The oiled up antics of Streams and Nutsack,
pitted against best friends, all leaders in the pack.
The comedies all followed a title Bewitched,
that complaining is easy, changing the world just takes more.