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When we were shooting 'Stoya: Sexual Freak' <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=26205">Dana DeArmond</a> gave me an awesome lesson on anal sex and how to prep one's ass. I might have gotten to help her stretch her butt. I might have been tempted never to wash that hand again even though it only touched the toy that was in her butt. She's a total pro, so taking her advice, I went and looked for a butt plug of the right kind and shape yesterday on the way home from the Digital Playground office.

Somehow I ended up in Van Nuys at one of those semi creepy adult stores with the plastic strips of curtain. I love those kinds of places. Internet porn and toy stores are awesome, as are the shiny well lit couples friendly adult stores, but there's something really hot about the seedy crusty places with peep shows in the back that put everything in brown paper bags.

Anyway, I walk in, go to the clerk, and ask for a butt plug in glass or some other easily sterilizable material. While we're searching for one and they're telling me that it appears they're all out, Louis and Deon realize that I'm Stoya... that girl from the ad in the AVN issue they just got in.

It was pretty exciting. I've never signed anything before. People (especially when I had bright blue hair) would recognize me off of myspace or something, but no one's ever asked me to sign anything. Supposedly you're supposed to write dirty things, so I was like "you didn't have my butt plug... now what am I supposed to put in my ass?". Haha. Hahahaha.

There was a shoe store on the way to the other store that my friendly neighborhood porn sellers sent me to, with a giant sale sign in the window. We won't talk about the suitcase I had to buy to get all the shoes home. Oh, and I did find something to stick in my butt, a few things actually... Exciting!






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