Nobody is Coming Near My Pussy With a Razor!!!
Good Morning! (Or afternoon, depending on where you are located!) I am going to start by saying I really like oatmeal, it goes so well with coffee and is very healthy for you so that makes me smile. Does anyone really care about that? I don't think so but I do so I say it.
Last night I got an email from Sandra at OC modeling asking if I wanted to do a pee fetish video while including the scenario in the email so that I would fully know what is going on before I agreed to it. As I was considering it reading through it thinking that the worst part would just be me sitting on the toilet going pee, I started cracking up when I read that another part would be me helping a guy take a piss then washing him up. For some reason this made me think of that part in Coming to America when Eddie Murphy's servant was washing his cock in that huge bathtub and I thought I am all good with pleasing people but I am not a nurse and couldn't wash a guys cock and help him piss without cracking up and being a tad disturbed. Oh, but wait folks, this was not the ultimate deal breaker, it gets funnier! I really am not sure how agents keep a straight face when receiving requests for some of these things!
"She will sit there as I put shaving cream on her pussy and shave her." I immediately burst out in laughter and then felt my entire nether regions shiver in fear thinking oh my God! NOBODY IS COMING NEAR MY PUSSY WITH A RAZOR! That is so frightening! What if they slice off a pussy lip or worse yet, my clit! I am sorry but this is why I shave myself and do not go get waxed, I do not trust anyone down there with something that could slice, rip, cut, burn or butcher! Yeah, It was a pretty scary thought and God bless the woman that takes that job because she is braver than I!
Now that we got that out of the way, it is Tuesday which means I will be taking some questions off of my Twitter feed that you all have asked me and answering them! So here you go...
Q:Not that random question but since you look great can I see you tits more?
A: Google me, go buy a dvd I am on or just close your eyes and imagine my tits or just wait until I feel like posting my tits again.
Q: did you see the preview for the new season of ink master?one episode is dedicated to all star wars tattoos
A: No I did not but with me having a Princess Leia tattoo I wonder why I am not on it!
Q: Are your movies available on DVD anywhere?
A: Yes, check your local sex shop or just use Google.