Fish, Tits and Ice Cream
Last night I went on a date to the Shark Reef at the Mandalay Bay with my daughter and Mr. Falcon and I must say it was pretty interesting. I am a huge fan of creatures whether they be furry, creepy crawly or sea-life. For some reason I just always connected better with creatures than I did with most human beings, I think it may be because they do not talk back or place any judgements. Anyways, the Shark Reef is a nice exhibit for kids or people that just like to look at creatures, they even have a part where you can pet a real sting ray and I think if I didn't have a cat I would want a pet sting ray, actually, if I had the room, money and time I would probably have a zoo! Check back with me on that in about 20 years...The one thing I did not really understand about this exhibit were all of the strange Mayan looking statues, I do not get how that ties in with the whole sea life theme but it made for a good "what the fuck is this shit?" picture...
After the exhibit we decided to walk around the Mandalay Bay for a little bit and ran across some fake tits on the wall and of course I had to touch them and take pictures with them.
We also ran across a huge Christmas tree and we all know how much of a scrooge I am so I was forced to take a picture by this God awful thing...
Next stop of the night was the mall because as much of a scrooge as I am, I do love buying presents for those I love and I hadn't found a present yet for my Mommy so I had to find something before Christmas Eve when I know the crowds would be worse and send me into a panic attack. I ended up finding a very nice Coach purse to replace the one I bought her a few years back, I damn near had a heart attack when it was time to pay but with as much as my Mommy means to me and helps me with my daughter I know she is worth it. Honestly, I would never spend that much money on a purse or anything else for myself because in case you couldn't tell, I am pretty laid back and somewhat of a tomboy, I really am trying to change that by putting dresses and heels and girly stuff on my wishlist but really, outside of work I prefer just to wear sweats, jeans and sneakers. I honestly rarely ever even carry a purse (even my star wars one!) because I find it a hassle, I usually just stuff my wallet in one of my boots or in my pocket. Don't get me wrong, we all know I LOVE sparkily things and I am a glitter whore but I just don't know how to put myself together to look all girly without looking overdone for the occasion so unless I am going somewhere special, I don't even really try. I think I need to go on "What Not To Wear" so they can teach me how to dress properly, I can do boring mommy bum very well, and I can do total slut well but anything in between those two I really think I could use some help with!
On that note, here is my "I am eating ice cream so I am now horny and want your cock in my mouth" look and because I ate that wonderful hot fudge sundae last night, I must go do my daily 2 hour workout. (As much ice cream as I eat, if I didn't work out like I do I would probably look something like Jabba the hutt and lets face it, nobody wants to watch Jabba fuck!)
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