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Leya Falcon


Lord Licorice, What Have You Done To Yourself?!



I remember when furby first came out when I was a kid and let me tell you, Furby has changed, he has changed a lot. I can honestly say that yes, the original Furby was annoying but it was NOTHING like this new one, I swear this new generation of Furbies came straight from the pits of hell with each containing a different demon inside. The eyes of this thing are digital now and very,very creepy. The worst part? This damn thing never shuts the fuck up and as soon as I think it has finally gone to sleep it wakes up and starts laughing at me with a very evil laugh and its eyes do the creepiest fucking thing. This is definitely my biggest purchase regret of the entire 2012! Creepy little shit! Now Please, everyone take a moment to pray and perform an exorcism on this demon!!!

 

 

In other Christmas news and disappointments, my daughter got Candyland and I was HIGHLY disappointed at the modified version of Lord Licorice. Back in my day Lord Licorice was the sexiest mother fucker on the block but now he is more of a Gaston from Beauty and the Beast wannabe and it saddens me to the deepest depths of my soul as well as my vagina. Sorry Lord Licorice but due to your poor choice in plastic surgeons to "maintain" your look, your bad hair weave and horrible clothing choices I no longer find you sexy and you are no longer welcome to stick your licorice in my mouth. Behold! The after and before pictures...

 

The Holidays are my least favorite time of the year and always cause me to become highly depressed (hence why I haven't been blogging) , ever since I was a child I hated Christmas time because it would mean another year of my father keeping me away from my mother and though I now see my mommy everyday, I still can't help but be upset about all of those years of my childhood that I wanted to see my mommy and she wanted to see me but my father would tell me that she doesn't want to see me. Well, now that Christmas is over, I am finally back to being my fun, happy, silly self and it feels great!! I am ready to conquer 2013 and have this be my best year yet! I guarantee you I will rise out of nowhere and people will probably say it happened overnight but those that have been following my career from the beginning know how hard I have been working and continue to work! The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary so I am ready to continue working hard at making my mark in the porn industry. The entire world is going to notice me and respect me, I am not taking the back seat anymore! This years set backs were only set ups for when my time to be noticed comes and I am a stronger, better person because of it!

 

As for this very moment I am about to do my daily routine 2 hour workout then finish packing because I am headed up to LA tonight because I am shooting tomorrow so that will be lots of fun and I will tell you all about it when I get back!!

 

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Here I leave you today with some random Dr. Phil advice...


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