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The Porno Nerd's Top 20 Scenes of 2014! (Part 1)



It's that time again pervs! The time when we reflect on the year that has past, the memorable moments in masturbation, and the porn that made all of it happen. I've compiled a comprehensive list from what I believe are the best 20 scenes from 2014 in accordance to what I was able to watch. Below you'll find some excerpts and screencaps from each scene as well as some links to help you locate them for purchase. Thanks a lot for the continued support and enjoy!

 

  • 20. Chloe Amour, Janice Griffith, and Mr. Pete from Kevin Moore's 'Sex Kittens'!

Chloe Amour and Janice Griffith are the two freshest girls on my best of the year list, but this scene was such a strong one that there’s no possible way that I could have left it off. I couldn’t believe that it wasn’t nominated for best tease performance because in all honesty, I only know of two contenders that could have possibly came close to beating it. I mean, I understand that porn is pretty relative to the viewer but holy shit, the first 10 minutes of this scene are so good that I had to try to awaken myself from a pure state of retardation to make it the rest of the way. I initially watched this scene because it was one of those things where I said to myself, “Oh cool, these girls are hot, I’ll fast-forward through most of it and finish my business”. But 45 minutes later I was like, “Shit. I think I just watched that whole scene, and it was really, really good.” [I think I just quoted Zoolander.]The performance of these girls blew me away. This scene is fucking spot-on, and Kevin Moore is quickly becoming one of my favorite gonzo directors. 

 

  • 19. Jesse Volt, Mea Melone, Mike Angelo, & Ian Scott in Legal Porno's 'Monstercock Anal Foursome'!

 

This is another ridiculously great scene from the Legal Porno crew, featuring Jessie Volt, and Mea Malone, whom I’ve only seen a few times prior to this, consistently impressing me more and more through every watch. This is a fun, but equally extreme scene that contains over an hour of hardcore butt-fucking, fisting, DP’s, ATM’s, extreme gapes, hard deepthroats, and intense sex that will have you fondling yourself like a deranged psychopath throughout the entire course of it. If you love hardcore porn with beautiful babes doing some insane shit, DO NOT MISS IT! And as always, make sure to support the Legal Porno crew by clicking pn ther pics to watch the trailer and/or purchase this scene!

 

  • 18. Gabriella Paltrova and Lexington Steele from Evil Angel's 'Lex Turns Evil 2'!

It’s impossible to really describe the greatness of this scene with only a few measly screencaps and a paragraph written by a guy who’s vocabulary doesn’t stretch far past ‘tits and ass’, but I’m going to do my best. If you haven’t heard of Gabi Paltrova it’s likely that you’re living under a rock or something, because the stuff this girl has been doing for the past 3 and a half years continues to be some of the most solid content you can find, no matter who she’s paired up with.This scene just so happens to be with the legendary Manhammer Lexington Steele, and contains everything that you’d ever expect your favorite one-on-one anal gonzo scenes to have, with performance levels being only one of the many key factors to it all. I’ve watched it about a million times and I can’t stress enough how good it is, on every level. The tease, the sex, and just Gabi herself; her personality radiates in every scene she’s involved with, and that’s an essential part of what makes her so fun to watch. Don’t miss this one! And as always, be sure to support the crew over at Evil Angel by clicking the on the pics, subscribing to their website, or purchasing any of their vast amount of top notch titles. 

 

  • 17. Veruca James, Erik Everhard, & James Deen in Mason’s 'DP Me 2'!

Veruca James is the bomb. She’s a personal favorite of mine and for those who are keeping score, she’s also one of the top performers on the planet beyond any shadow of a doubt. I had a chance to watch this scene when I was in the middle of accumulating my best of the year list last month, and I knew that it was too good for me to pass up immediately upon viewing it. The scene consists of Veruca sporting a ridiculously hot Catwoman-esque body suit, before it’s shredded to bits by her co-stars Erik Everhard and James Deen in the midst of this anal dickdown. The intensity is ridiculous in this scene, and Veruca’s expressions and overall presence throughout all of it proves further that when it comes to girls that can take a rough DP, she’s on the short list of true pro’s. - Hard fuckin’ and intense DP action capped off with two healthy loads of face-paint, BAM! It’s porno at it’s best. Veruca was also recognized by AVN for her efforts this past year, being nominated for Female Performer of the Year. If that isn’t enough proof that this girl is awesome, just watch her porn, you’ll agree. Go watch this scene now! 

 

  • 16. Gina_Gerson, Ian Scott, Franco Roccaforte, & Tony Brooklyn from LegalPorno.com's '3 on 1 Total Anal Humiliation’! 

 

Yet another top notch scene from the Legal Porno crew, this one being from a personal favorite in Gina Gerson (Aka Doris Ivy, Aka Gina H, Aka Lisa, Aka Maya). Gina gives it her all in everything I watch her in and this scene is a prime way of gauging exactly how much she can take when she’s pushed to the limit. I’ve been lucky enough to review a couple of her movies and everything this girl’s involved in is so good. This scene is probably my favorite that I’ve watched of hers, and consists of everything from hard anal, to ATM deepthroats, huge gapes, and even some foot fetish fun for those interested. Gina’s cute and tiny structure is half of what makes the insane shit that she does so fun to watch; so make sure to give this one a look. You’ll be happy you did! And support Legal Porno by clicking the pics!!! 

 

  • 15. Henessy, Ian Scott, Cristian Clay, and Tony Brooklyn in Legal Porno’s ‘3 on 1’!

I’ll agree that Legal Porno wasn’t too creative in the naming of this scene, but holy shit is it good. Henessy is one of the best porn girls there are; foreign, domestic, it doesn’t matter. This girl is fucking beautiful in every sense of the word, and she fucks like it’s her last day on earth. This scene is fucking epic in so many ways. Henessy rifles through mass amounts of cock, and just when you think she’s had enough she musters up the energy to devour even more of it. Almost a full hour of hardcore fuck-and-suck fun here, chock full of anal gapes, cock-choking, and just about everything else that you could possibly want in a top notch hardcore gonzo scene. Don’t miss it! And as always, make sure to show your support to the crew at Legal Porno by checking out this scene and the many others that they have for you by clicking on any of the links!!

 

  • 14Penny Pax & Mike Adriano from Mike Adriano’s 'Anal Appetite #2'!


If ever there is a porn movie where Penny Pax and Mike Adriano are fucking each other you can count on it either being good, great, or fucking excellent. This one is the latter. Last year we saw them perform with Chastity Lynn & Sierra Day in a four-way fuck romp for Adriano’s Anal Casting Calls 2That scene made number nine on my personal best of the year list and here they are again, in what is sadly their only pairing from 2014. The scene consists of an old school one-on-one anal dickdown where Penny portrays her adorable self, inciting Mike to do, well, what Mike does, in one of my favorite scenes from any of his movies that I had the privilege of watching this year. Sloppy dicksucks, classic Adriano “POV +” camera angles, and an all out ATM-ass-reaming that is going to have you fondling your respective genitals like a crazy person for the entire hour that this scene runs. Don’t miss it! And as always, be sure to support Mike and all of the crew over at E.A. so they can continue to bring us some of the best porn available today! Click on the pictures for more info! Purchase, subscribe, & support!

 

  • 13. Romi Rain & Manuel Ferrara from Jules Jordan’s ‘Romi Rain: Darkside’!

 

This entire movie is one of my favorites of all of the spotlight features done this year, being a two disc, 3 hour masturbation marathon brought to us by the always impressive Jules Jordan. This is from the first scene in the film and gets down to brass tacks quickly with Romi in full body paint to resemble a tiger who’s trapped in a cage upon our initial viewing of her. Overall, it’s a solidly intensified, slop-filled, ass-hammering with Manuel doing the honors of giving porn’s hottest commodity a phenomenal ATM dickdown. If you haven’t seen this movie then you’re fucking up in a big way, and if the fact that Jules built an entire feature around Romi isn’t enough, she’s also nominated for the coveted Female Performer of the Year along with a slew of other nominations at the upcoming AVN awards. Romi has been huge this year and this movie is only one of the many that you should check out to see exactly why. And as always, make sure to support Jules and his crew in continuing to bring us top-notch porn by subscribing to his website and purchasing his DVD’s! GET ON IT!!!

 

  • 12. Samantha Bentley and Misha Cross in Legal Porno’s ‘Super Hardcore Porno’!

 

It’s getting to the point where any of these scene could considered the ‘best’ depending on personal taste, but as far as hardcore and all-out extreme sex goes this one might just take the cake. BFF’s Misha Cross and Samantha Bentley have had quite the year, and this is only one of the many scenes that I’d strongly recommend checking out from these girls. I’m not sure if they’ve performed together a lot, but holy shit there was no holding back in this scene, and I mean that in the most literal of senses. The shit that goes on in this near one hour anal fuck-athon is certain to draw a reaction from viewers everywhere; the sex never lets up, and of course the fucking is intense and hard, with the scene not ending until everyone’s bodily fluids have been fully discharged. It’s like both Misha and Samantha challenge Nacho to fuck them harder through the entire scene, and the result makes the whole thing a win/win for the viewer. There’s a point in the scene where Misha is facefucking herself with Samantha’s foot, and she starts bleeding out of her mouth. Her reaction was, “There has to be blood.” It froze me as much as it turned me on to be quite honest, but fuck. That’s good shit. If you like well performed, intense hardcore with no fucking limits then this is your scene. These two girls are far more incredible than I could ever put into one small paragraph, so make sure to check out all of their stuff, and you’ll see exactly what makes them so good. And as always, make sure to give Legal Porno some props by checking out this and the many other great scenes they’ve been doing, and extreme porn fans should take heed. These guys are doing it as well or better than anyone out there.

  • 11. Anikka Albrite & Manuel Ferrara from Jules Jordan’s 'Ass Worship 15'!

 

Number 11 is the final “one-on-one” effort on my personal Best of the Year list, coming from what I would most definitely name as the best gonzo film of the entire year in Ass Worship 15. I’m not sure that it’s too much of a competition actually. Not only have most DVD’s moved away from the double disc release, but they’ve also failed to put out a movie that is front-to-back-solid as this one. I mean, with a cast like Anikka, Ashley Fires, Maddy O’ Reilly, Kimmy Olsen, and Jada Stevens how could you go wrong? You really can’t, and Jules proves once again when you mix his directorial skills with top notch talent you get the best of the best. This is the first scene of the film, having a lot of what one expects when watching Jules’ movies, with an all-out intensity and energy that cannot be fabricated. The introductory tease is [fucking] amazing as well, with Anikka showing off her perfect pieces and parts before Jules gets some of his trademark slo-mo shots while he pours milk over her ass. This whole scene is ridiculously good, and any true porn fan is sure to appreciate not only the high quality action but the level of performance from both Manuel and Anikka throughout the entire thing. These are the parts of porn that can’t be forced or faked; when it’s good it’s fucking great. If you haven’t seen this one yet make sure to do so, and as always be an honorable porn supporter by purchasing this DVD, or the countless others that Jules provides on his website. GIDDEEYUPP!

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So there you have it! The first part of my Top 20 scenes of 2014! If XCritic fans have yet to watch any one of these scenes then I strongly suggest you give them a look! You can also check out my tumblr blog for a broader description of each individual scene, a full photoset and links from each of them, and 30 others that made my best of the year list! Thanks for reading and as always, make sure to continue checking all of Xcritic reviews, columns, and blogs for the best porn that the world has to offer! All hail great porn!

For part 2 click here!


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