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Fake cocks and wrestling masks!



I've seen a good number of these titles where the male performers are using fake cocks, and I just wonder if anyone likes titles like that.  Why watch a movie with guys using fake cocks when you can check out the newest volume of....oh I don't know...Daddy's Worst Nightmare and see a REAL "insane cock brotha".  If you see a cover where the performer is wearing a wrestling mask, please don't think that Rey Mysterio, Mil Mascaras or El Santo has turned to smut...it's because the company knows that you'll recognize the performer, and you'll get all Angela Lansbury and deduce that the penis being used is of the rubber variety.  I'm sure the scenes will be capped off with fake cumshots as well.

Lame.

Jeez...fake cocks, fake cum, fake tits.  And amazingly these companies try to say they are reality companies/series.  If a company is trying to sell you a completely fake product, I say pay for it with Monopoly money, see how they like that.

I've always accepted the hyperbole of adult films.  How much is staged, how much is real, it's all fantasy and the willful suspension of disbelief.  But having your male talent use rubber cocks is a little bit beyond hyperbole, it's a cheap trick that doesn't fool anybody.  That's some Leisure Time shit right there...don't fall for it.  Some studios need to Get Real with their customers.
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