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On Fire by Penny Flame


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Penny Flame

to the man in the gym I couldn't keep my eyes off....



Sorry if I offended you!!!!! hahahahahahahahah! oh lord, you are hot though. you are on FUEGO!!! in fact, I would give you my last name, and not in that filthy lets get married way. But in that dirty spontaneous Vegas way! You are one fine motherfucker. 

I don't know if he even knew that i was looking at him, in retrospect. In fact, I couldn't help but feel like it was all me....

Okay, so yesterday I went to LA Fitness in a pink tanktop, and blue mesh USNA shorts. He was in this greenish shirt, with a hat on, and I swear to god as I was pulling up, he was walking away from the gym. So I didn't pay much attention, because I figured he was on the way out. But as soon as I hopped on the elliptical trainer, I saw you down below "pumping iron". And once or twice, I think you probably caught me checking you out. (hehehehehe......I'm a dog, sorry). 

Then when I had finished my 40 minutes, I came down to play on the thigh squeezy thing, and you were doing that pull down thingie by the mirror, looking hecka fly with your sweat pants on (I don't know what my thing for guys in sweats is, but damn......yuuuuummmmmm....), and your hat, (even though who the heck wears a hat in the gym, you must be way cool!) and your sexy ass self. 

Okay. Then I kinda left without saying anything, because I was nervous, and couldn't work up the balls to go give you my number or anything like that, and so, well, I just walked out. I just walked out of the fucking gym like a dog with my tail between my legs. 

I wish that it was your tail between my legs, hehehehehe, and WHY AM I SUCH A SCAREDY CAT??? WHY CAN'T I TALK TO GUYS? god flame, your such a pussy!!! Couldn't even hit on the guy at the gym, man, I even went back today at the same time hoping that he would be there again, but no. No, he was not, and there was just this other dude who I saw yesterday too who I kinda felt like knew who I am/pretend to be....and I kept catching him sneaking peaks at me, but nope. My dream man wasn't there today. Maybe tomorrow huh? 

I will go back to the gym every fucking day until I get to sneak another little peak at you, my sexy green Affliction shirt, hat and sweatpants man. And one of the days I promise I will work up the courage to talk to you, and tell you I think you are pretty fly for a white guy, and maybe, just maybe....

If you feel like this is about you, you are right, and should go back to the gym tomorrow and find me. Because I wouldn't mind finding you :)



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