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Wet Dream or Wierd Dream?

Hey Everyone... I had a wierd dream last night! I dreampt that I was in that movie " Beowulf " with Anjelina Jolie. In my dream I was her partner in crime. I'm not sure if you guys have seen that movie but she has a very cool roll. And a total Hottie!! As usual!! Idon't care what anyone says, Anjelina Jolie is FINE!!! hahaha.... Anyway, I was the other creature that would lure men in and made them get me pregnant so I could have evil demand babies.. Me and Anjelina were just getting pregnant left and right and was raising devil babies together. How fucken wierd right?? Before I woke up, the last thing that happened was her floating towards me saying Shay! Shay! Shay! I was like, OMG please just set your pussy on my face and i will barry my mouth in it. I would lick her till no more pussy juice is coming out because i sucked it all out!! I bet her pussy is so yummy OMG!! haha well I guess you can say I'm a little in love with her. I just think she is so awesome, and sexy, and hot, and yummy, and exotic, and juicy lipped, and beautiful titied, and a cool ass personailty. ok. that's all, im gonna go fuck myself now to my dream =)...
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