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2040, Flight Attendants, Sexual Blacktivity, and a great deal more...


Intelligent Talk About Adult DVDs


Spotlight Title: 2040

 

Every year we find there seems to be a short list of directors that consistently offer top notch entertainment worthy of various awards and accolades, current director of the year Brad Armstrong always a strong contender to offer a winner.   I had thought the company blew its collective load working on Stormy's Operation Tropical Stormy but I was wrong, this one surpassing it on several levels, putting it back in the "comedy-only" pile for awards consideration as far as many of us are concerned. Like so many movies before it, 2040 is about a dystopian future where sexually transmitted diseases have ravaged the landscape, forcing the population to resort to robots for sexual stimulation. Alektra Blue plays the lead as a sex android that seems to gain sentience, the complications of which throw those around it into a state of emergency seeking to exploit this secret. If this sounds a little like "Café Flesh", "Bicentennial Man", "Cherry 2000", "Blade Runner", "AI" or any of a hundred other movies you may have seen, beware the surface comparisons because 2040 makes its own way here. The three discs comprising the movie and extras (a fourth, the yearly company sampler also tossed in for good measure) clearly showed the intent to scoop up some awards, placing it in a very good position to replay last year but with even stronger emphasis on broadening its appeal. I'm not going to ruin the plotted elements as some feel the need to do in their reviews with my overview of the sex scenes but suffice it to say that Wicked Pictures really went all out this time and deserves a lot of consideration for awards and sales.  It worked both sexually and as a porno, minor plot points easy to overlook given the manner in which so much was attempted on so many levels compared to a generic "porno". The plotted points can be debated endlessly regarding where they came from (science fiction has long held a fascination with androids seeking sentience, even pop culture shows like "Star Trek: The Next Generation" showing the many moral dilemmas involved, Isaac Asimov's famous trilogy making it standard fare decades ago) but the sexual portions held up very nicely too thanks to a series of heated performances by the contract gals and outside ladies alike, the total package earning a vaunted Xcritic Pick .


Highlights of The Week 

Will Ryder & Scott David have been credited with transforming the porn industry in the last couple of years, bigger companies trying to emulate their highly regarded sitcums on the cheap, usually with predictable results. One of the biggest criticisms the haters pull out when dealing with the success of this duo is how they lack the creativity to make something completely original since they rely so heavily on making parodies at X-Play Media. In response to this charge, they made Flight Attendants, a comedic look at an airline in need of a makeover when it crashes a jumbo jet into a Florida swamp (feeding lots of alligators in the process). With passenger confidence failing, the crew at Global Airlines does something drastic, becoming the most customer service oriented airline in the business, if you catch my drift. Adam & Eveserved as the distributor and the all star cast included Sunny Lane, Teagan Presley, Shyla Stylez, Kayden Kross, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Misty Stone, and many others as well as a bunch of top male talent like the Mighty Evan Stone, Randy Spears, and Jack Lawrence. There was a lot of one liners and veiled references to pop culture icons here, the result of which was a truly enjoyable fuck flick that had some of the best sex you will see in a feature to date.  It proved what I have said about his work for a long time now, that once he tried an original work, he would provide a world class show. The fun factor combined nicely with the fuck factor, the wealth of extras enhancing the package substantially above most releases to date so I rated it as Highly Recommended. I have no doubt that fans will be watching this one for a long, hard time.

Jenna Haze is the newest addition to Jules Jordan Video as a director, her status as his girlfriend not appearing to have a whole lot to do with her distribution deal from an outsider's viewpoint. Having wowed fans for years, Jenna decided not long ago that she was going to up the ante a bit by directing her own movies, all of them very well received by her fans and critics alike, particularly when she is the focal point of the action. Her latest release making it my way is  Sexual Blacktivity: Special Edition Set, a set of seven interracial gonzo scenes where Jenna and a cast of attractive young ladies of near universal appeal end up working with members of other races, Misty Stone doing a fine job of adding some diversity from a female's point of view. To say my initial impression was favorable would be an understatement, the movie itself spread across two discs and providing over five hours of quality fuck for the buck, even the extras superior to what you will get from the competition.  It was indeed an upgrade over her previous works so it appealed not just to her slavering fanboy contingent but also gonzo fans of all types that appreciate interracial action. The wealth of quality material enhanced the amount of fuck for the buck here, the replay value and strokability showing Jenna to be coming into her own as a director much like she did as a performer for all these years so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short,  Sexual Blacktivity: Special Edition Set  had a superior cast of diverse ladies doing interracial sex tricks, their heat and enthusiasm the kind of aspects I wish more companies would try to provide these days so get a copy yourself to see what I mean.

Elegant Angel is currently the most consistently solid gonzo production company in all of porn, relying on what a few friends and I call a "meat & potatoes" approach rather than try to be all things to all people or promote quantity over quality as others have successfully done. While I do not always find their work as perfect as some of my colleagues (on Xcritic and elsewhere), there is no doubt that under the administrative leadership of owner Patrick Collins, directors like William H. Nutsack have evolved into near forces of nature in delivering the goods to the raincoaters crowd. I don't go to them for features full of bad acting and ten year old videogame level computer graphics for special effects, I go to them for hardcore fucking and tease that remains strokable years past the flavor of the moment have lost favor. Their latest collaboration is a little fuck flick called Glamour Girls 2 Blu-ray, the sequel to Glamour Girls 1, in which the ladies are dolled up even nicer than usual, handled in such a manner that those of you not typically into the straightforward nature of the action provided might even find this better than your usual source of smut, ladies such as Avy Scott, Sadie West, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Rebeca Linares showing their partners a really hot time.  It was a fun project using some very attractive ladies and glamorizing them up a few notches higher than usual in the five scenes. The attempts to go slightly beyond previous efforts were noticed and while not perfectly consistent, it did enhance the resumes of the entertaining gals yet again. The amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value was worthy of a rating of at least Recommended or more depending on how much you adore the ladies present.

I knew I'd see some big budget extravaganza from the company like their earlier release of Nurses, most companies employing contract performers feeling the need to provide a sort of "time capsule" this time of year. Not surprisingly, this took place in the form of Teachers Blu-ray, a single disc set with minimal extras; the latest release in the vocational series that has proven so popular. I know the critics will howl about the use of the contract staffers, most of whom are no longer with the company, in the role of high school students and as much a company apologist as I am, I will concede this point up front, but there was a huge attempt to make this a premium cast on all fronts, even bringing in hotties such as Lisa Ann, and top tier male talent to flesh out the proceeding.   It lacked the depth of a true feature and the loosely tied together vignettes were not consistently appealing but I found myself appreciating the trouble he went through to elevate this one past the all too generic productions he is used to making. Riley Steele stood out as the best cast "student" and the adults of the production (Lisa Ann, Katsuni, Ben English, Evan Stone, and Mick Blue) all seemed age appropriate to their roles here, the script a bit too light on humor and depth to really merit as much applause. Still, even the relative lack of extras and technical issues (the movie wouldn't play in my computer, had some minor glitches, and the previously discussed issues in the tech section above) could not weaken this one below what I estimate should be considered a B- grade of Recommended.

Tom Byron and Tom Byron Pictures have tried bringing an assortment of entertaining titles over the years, one of their series sticking out as particularly deviant, yet interesting at the same time; the Ass Eaters Unanimous series. The latest volume is  Ass Eaters Unanimous 20, and it was one of my favorite to date for all the right reasons. The series is dedicated to the select group of female performers that like the taste of ass, specifically Tom's ass in most volumes, and will lick him clean for extended periods of time while jerking him off, now changed to focus on lesbian rimming for this volume only. The phrase "tossing the salad" or "playing the rusty trombone" are typically used to describe this kind of thing when done with a man, the important thing for the performers to remember is that they get squeaky clean before engaging in such medically risky behavior. Aficionados of ass will already be aware of the series, this volume changing the usual dynamic a bit by using only ladies, Tom locked out as they attacked ass with even more gusto than usual.  It was an especially appealing volume of the show for me, the ladies working so well with one another in all but one case (and even that one wasn't bad), really well in a few cases. The technical matters were in need of polishing up but overall I thought it earned a rating of Recommended for the levels of rimming fuck for the buck, a bit of cock probably wouldn't have hurt the show much either if done right.

Jules Jordan and Jules Jordan Video are the top of the food chain as far as gonzo porn is concerned to many folks, the company routinely releasing double disc sets that really provide a lot of fuck for the buck but maintaining a lot of quality too for a very long time. In a rare departure from the norm, Jules took a step backwards with his latest release called Pump My Ass Full Of Cum 2 , the single disc offering less than the last time the series was out 30 months ago with Pump My Ass Full Of Cum #1. That said, it would be unfair to immediately dismiss this one as a lesser effort strictly because it provided less fuck for the buck because the cast included hotties like Missy Stone, Aubrey Addams, Jenna Haze, Hillary Scott, and Andi Anderson; each of the gals considered a top notch anal whore by adoring fans. As anticipated, the scenes each included multiple encounters ending in anal creampies, an act so dangerous that many companies have stopped providing them out of concern for their performers, Jules boldly going ahead to give the fans what they want regardless of the potential consequences.  It had a great cast of ladies to work with but the men were not always up to standards, dragging down the rating a notch for a still-respectable Recommended. While not providing as wealthy a batch of boning as his double disc sets, Pump My Ass Full Of Cum 2 did seem to challenge Pump My Ass Full Of Cum #1 in terms of the technical upgrades, the strength of the performances a mixed blessing to be sure. Still, if you like anal cream pies, you will find this is the kind of title you can count on regardless of how long it was (or wasn't).

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 Romulus and Evil Angel have had an ongoing deal with regard to distribution for some time now, his admittedly rough looking scenes shot for the internet drawing the attention of the company for their raw energy and devotion to ass worship a natural way for it to branch out in its chosen market. His latest movie is called Asses of Face Destruction 7 , a fetish flick where no fucking except mind fucking takes place, the ladies smothering their partners with their ample ass cheeks rather than allow any vaginal or anal penetration (outside a tongue that is). The company website described it like this: "The lucky seventh edition of Roman Video's Asses of Face Destruction offers five fabulous new scenarios of hot and harsh ass-to-mouth grindfests featuring German lesbians Laila and Thatty demonstrating their uncompromising teutonic tongue-to-hole stylings, as well as stirring installments starring Flower Tucci, Alexis Texas and Kirra Lynne that each start out with engagingly raunchy nasty-talk and butt-spreading aimed directly at the camera lens before seguing to the sight of these fabulous femmes dominating their favorite wimps with nothing but their asses, pussies ... and very dirty minds." It continued the traditions of the series and even provided a slight visual upgrade for the footage presented, gals like Flower Tucci and Alexis Texas providing the most appealing smothering of the show. While there was no penetration here outside of a tongue in a pussy or ass, the premise of the show is advertised as such so the rating of the five scenes earned a Recommended for anyone into smothering.

 Jazz Duro is currently one of the wild card directors at Evil Angel; releasing a number of titles on their Buttman Magazine Choice label. Unlike his peers at the company, he is less technically adept with the camera but makes up for it using his charisma and love of ass to find the best gals that will do the most; going the extra mile when he calls on them to make the best scenes possible. His most recent release is Cheek Freaks 8, where Nikki Jayne, Pamela Butt, Mayara Shelson & Nikki Rio all experience the wonders of anal sex with Jazz and Lou in some of the lengthiest scenes available in all of porn. If you like round rumps, ass antics, and depraved backdoor action, you can hardly go wrong with what this guy has to offer most of the time, the bodies more important than the look of their faces but some quite cute indeed.  It might not have been the best of his latest efforts but I could not deny that there was sufficient strokability, replay value, and fuck for the proverbial buck to merit a rating of Recommended. The lack of quality extras and technical values needed work as did the final scene but Jazz is always best when starring in his own scenes instead of farming them out to other guys. In short, Cheek Freaks 8 will serve to give series fans the kind of spank bank fodder they might need to work out those times when their significant other is away, marking the sixth volume as another worth checking out for your personal collections.

Tommy Gunn has dabbled in directing porn a few times but his strength as a performer keeps him far too busy to seriously learn the technical aspects of the craft, the man considered one of the top ten talents for years now as he garners many awards. His latest shot at directing though took a turn for the bizarre in how he offered up Tommy Gunn's Cummin' At You! Interactive 3D, a double disc movie with several versions designed to take advantage of certain technologies for a better 3-D experience. The movie itself was a virtual sex release, a sort of game where limited options allow the viewer the ability to pick different courses of action, and the use of enhanced depth of field was such that it should provide some additional attention.  It showed that the porn industry still has pioneers willing to take advantage of technological advances to offer better entertainment opportunities serving a wider audience than ever before. The mere fact that this release allows males and females both to appreciate the performances with a lean toward what they might enjoy (picking Sindee's POV to see more of Tommy or his POV to see more of her) was enough to score a rating of Recommended but the 3D portion just gimmicky enough to seal the deal for me as something off the beaten path able to add to the replay value. Frankly, I'd like to see more use of this innovation with a bigger budget besides but as it stands, the movie is worth checking into. In short,  Tommy Gunn's Cummin' At You! Interactive 3D is the best 3D porno I've ever seen, the credit going to all those that participated in the technical matters so give it a look.

Erik Everhard has long been one of my very favorite directors in gonzo porn, his sense of humor and driven sexual performances elevating his worth on several levels compared to many of his peers at Jules Jordan Video. His latest release coming my way was not a new production though, merely a compilation of nine scenes in the form of Big Fucking Assholes: Special Edition . This time, Erik selected scenes starring some of his hottest anal antics with gals as cock hungry as they come, ladies such as Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romain, Katja Kassin, Amy Ried, Aline, and others that have extensive fanbases across the globe. I've seen most of these in the past and there did not appear to be any noticeable editing but the first disc was made up of older scenes from Erik's Red Light District period while the second disc derived from his more recent work at JJV. Other than the advertised 6 hours falling slightly short, I thought this looked to be a very solid selection of scenes for fans of anal penetration though, a quick look at the front cover showing the kind of talent Erik was providing.  It was a worthy compilation (even if it was not labeled as such) for your time, money, and seed, meriting a rating of Recommended or better depending on how many of the scenes you already have in your smut collection. I might have picked different scenes in some cases but this was a decent selection of picks from across the years and I only wish the scenes were better labeled on the discs as to what movies they came from. In short, Big Fucking Assholes: Special Edition had more anal fuck for the buck than almost three traditional gonzo fuck flicks, Erik and his band of merry men showing the ladies just what kind of perversity they were in for repeatedly during the scenes. The chemistry levels were pretty high in most cases too so if you're in the market to see some truly powerful penetration of the anal variety, this might work well for you.

 Mike Quasar has been one of the best gonzo directors of smut over the years, his technical skill level surpassing all but a few of his peers as he delivers the goods so consistently. Lately, his work at Third Degree Films has garnered even more acclaim due to the company pursuing something a bit more interesting, mixing up the gonzo sex with some of Mike's twisted brand of humor. The latest such fuck flick is  Pornstar Perspective where Courtney Cummz appears as a sort of spokesperson suggesting that POV camerawork is better than what the douche bag director is capable of providing, the five scenes then including footage from the handhelds operated by the partners as well as the main body shot by Mike himself. The comedic nods to how porn is shot (and by whom) were often quite funny and had they been given more room to grow (as in Mike's The Guide to Making Fuck), the movie might have been even better in terms of replay and entertainment value but it was a solid offering thanks in large part to Courtney Cummz, Raylene, Ann Marie Rios, Tori Black, and Madelyn Marie all appearing to have a good time with their scene partners.  It was a nice showcase for the performers with enough POV (point of view) footage tossed in to make the movie even better than just a barebones outing so I rated it as Recommended if you are a fan of the ladies such as Raylene, Ann Marie Rios, Tori Black, Courtney Cummz, or Madelyn Marie. The humor tossed in as an aside was not bad either, Mike's self deprecating manner helping to sell this one just a bit more than usual. In short then, Pornstar Perspective made an attempt to see things from the point of view of the performers, faring reasonably well in most cases to the point where it added some strokability.

 Jake Malone and his work for Evil Angel have long been noteworthy as some of the most hardcore smut available in the USA, his devotion to pushing the limits of his ladies in scenes such that they are rarely for the faint of heart. My own take on his work is that as long as it is clear the ladies are getting off participating, I find it enjoyable as edgy material though some of you may well find it appealing just because of how the ladies are treated so roughly by the mopes they are set to work with. His latest title in the genre is Fetish Fuck Dolls 3, the women giving it up in nasty fashion with the low end males they were stuck with, a few of them like London Keyes and Charley Chase really seeming to get into the spirit of things exceptionally well.  It was at least as rough as Fetish Fuck Dolls 1 that I reviewed earlier in the year, the movie far exceeding the limits of certain online retailers like Empire where the entire series was pulled from the shelves. For me, a little roughness goes a very long way but I have to hand it to Jake for keeping quiet during the scenes, I know just how much effort that must have taken him given his propensity for telling the cast what to do. A little of this goes a long way with me and while I prefer his double disc efforts for providing more material for the money (fuck for the buck) and better extras, this was clearly worth a rating of at least Recommended or better should you be into this type of thing. In short, Fetish Fuck Dolls 3 delivered the goods for rough sex that the ladies got off on participating in, the kind of edgy sex that both genders can appreciate for the raw energy provided.

Mick Blue is one of the nicest directors at Zero Tolerance, the guy never getting drunk off his ass and endlessly ranting like some of his peers are known to do. This personality helps him elicit better performances out of some of his casts, the end result being his movies like Meet The Fuckers 10 are better as a result. The movie is a set of five hardcore scenes where a wide variety of top notch hotties such as Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, and Raylene, all jump on the peckers of guys like Mick and friends, showing their talents from head to toe. The back cover said it like this: "Meet the Fuckers, super-sexy, ultra-nasty Fuck-Sluts who are obsessed with dick! These beautiful ball-sucking babes will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings for cock and make sure they get you off. One look at their rock-hard bodies, glistening wet slits and stretched fuck holes and you'll be ready to soil their pretty faces with a warm white wad! Cum, join us and see why Meet the Fuckers 10 is the nastiest fuckin' series ever filmed!"  It was as consistently appealing on technical levels as some of his previous work but some of the pairings were really great, like Kristina and Manuel or Mick tapping both Jessica and Madison so I rated this one as a solid Recommended. The amount of fuck for the buck was high and except for the missing striptease extra, it delivered the kind of raw energy I have come to expect from the director on both sides of the camera. In short, Meet The Fuckers 10 was a good gonzo fuck fest to check out if you enjoy the cast, the ladies providing a nice variety to appreciate for fans of adult entertainment.

 Manuel Ferrara is considered one of the best male performers in the industry so it makes sense that he also directs for one of the best companies, Evil Angel. Over the years, his movies have shown a lot of improvement but even then, his strength has been the amount of chemistry and passion he generates with the ladies that usually find him so appealing, his presence alone elevating most every project he participates in. His latest project coming to me this week was Evil Anal 10: Special Set, the sequel to Evil Anal 9. This double disc set has Manuel and his closest friends working with ladies such as Phoenix Marie, Madison Parker, Andi Anderson, and Chayse Evans so I knew that it would be a winner.  It was always best when Manuel himself was paired off with the ladies but the other scenes were pretty warm at times too so I rated this one as a Recommended or better depending on how much the readers enjoy watching women have anal sex. The strokability and replay value were really good and I have no doubt that most raincoaters will find this to be a fuck flick worthy of their time, money, and seed. In short,  Evil Anal 10: Special Set, like Evil Anal 9 before it, will elicit a wealth of population pudding from your balls so give it a chance and see for yourselves.

 Brian Pumper may have been booted out of a sweetheart deal with Evil Angel recently, but the fact is, he was granted his position for the type of heated scenes he shot so whatever his transgressions, his movies tend to be just what fans have come to appreciate. I picked up a couple of his recent flicks last week before they fade away, one of them Brian's  Big Phat Round White Booty: Special Set. The movie was a set of five lengthy scenes focusing on interracial sex, the cast a mish mash of quality but the end result generally pretty solid in terms of performances.  It had a lot of fun fucking and extensive booty tease so I rated it as Recommended or better depending on how big a fan of the cast you might be. There was a lot of fuck for the buck, good extras, and sufficient fun factor combined with the chemistry several of the cast displayed for one another, all of which helped minimize the over stated amount of BTS footage was advertised on the back cover. In short, Big Phat Round White Booty: Special Set offered plenty of reasons to appreciate the style that the director provides even if it has been pointed out that his business practices are questionable at best.  Maybe in time, he will return bigger and better than before but until that happens, this was a worthy title to show he offers something special.

Tom Byron and Tom Byron Pictures have been providing perverted porn for some time now, Tom selling titles that are traditionally underrepresented in the general market such as his popular ass rimming series or his MILF work. His latest release making it to my desk is Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous, a combination of his works that give up some of the most popular established performers as they rimmed Tom and friends. My personal favorite of the crowd was Raylene, her comeback scoring points as she has been making the rounds all over the industry where she might not have orgasmed on camera but she has been far more sexually skilled than she ever was under contract.  It had some dedicated salad tossing action as advertised, the five ladies proving they were quite willing to tongue a male asshole in between getting head and being pounded vaginally. I enjoyed Raylene's performance best but only because I find her attractive, a couple of the others outshining her performance on technical merits. I rated the movie as Recommended for a general gonzo audience but fans of females rimming males should consider it a must have, particularly if you are into older ladies. In short, Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous was slightly less polished than either of the component series tends to be individually but it suited the advertised dynamic sufficiently well to make it a worthwhile title to pick up.

Tom Byron and his company, Tom Byron Pictures, have long been catering to niche markets in porn, following the trends to stay afloat in this turbulent economy. As such, Tom offers up a variety of series that I have found to my liking, the latest of which is  Masturbation Nation 4: The MILF Edition . Having seen a number of Tom's latest movies, it struck me that these solo scenes were shot at the same time as the full scenes used in other productions by the director, at least the clothing changed to show the footage was unique to this masturbation movie. As expected, neither Tom, nor any other males participates in the action here, the 20 ladies (Julia Ann, Brittany O'Connell, Stephanie Swift, Rachel Love, Shayla LaVeaux, Davia Ardell, Kayla Synz, Raquel Devine, Teri Weigel, Melissa Monet, Devon Lee, Janet Mason, Kelly Nichols, Lola Martin, Vannah Sterling, Sheila Marie, Brandi Love, Mika Tan, Monique Fuentes, and Chloe) all masturbating with their fingers or toys in a semi-believable manner.  It had a nicely selected cast of cuties with solid production values and most of what it advertised so I rated it as Recommended. I know many fans prefer seeing the ladies working with mopes, stunt cocks, and the usual pack of male talent so willing to provide their genetic juice plastered all over the faces of the women but movies like this are a treat in terms of letting the women have some fun without interruption. This time, Mika Tan, Julia Ann, and a couple of others stood out as being the best of the bunch, so see how you favorites did when you check it out. In short,  Masturbation Nation 4 was nothing far off the heavily beaten track but it did provide some appealing solo fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value to merit a decent rating, so fans of the older and curvier ladies engaging in solo work might want to pick up a copy since many of them show how experience trumps youth more often than not.

Ravyn then offered up a worthy title in The Mikayla Chronicles:  Stranger things have  happened  on camping trips   especially  when you are  afraid of all the  noises and of  all the   things  that  crawl around on the  floor that  aren't human. If you are looking for a porn that will make you laugh and make you cum a few tines then I think you found the right one in the Mikayla Chronicles.  Even the BTS are fun to watch! Erica and Rob are fun loving filmmakers and naturalists. During a routine weekend in the mountains, their ATV breaks down, leaving them stranded. But with only enough food and water to last one day, their weekend of fun soon becomes a hilarious challenge to survive and find their way home. They occupy themselves with positive thoughts - SEX! As their resources dwindle, a grave question emerges... Will they laugh themselves to death?  The Mikayla Chronicles has a lot going for it that   enjoyed watching especially the  beautiful  Mikayla.  The  campy humor blended in nicely with a few of the  scenes. The  eye  contact  that  I saw with a  few performers  was a  nice  touch  showing  that they were  really not what they were  doing and  the  sex had a  realness to it  that they were  having  a good time at it. Overall a good couple's flick that   one will enjoy and you can add to your collection.

Apache Warrior then offered up a wealth of choices such as  Crash Pad Series Volume One is a good representation of the first season of this cult web hit. The standouts are the first three scenes. Dylan Ryan, Trouble Royale, Stacey Staxxx or Stacks, and Skye can easily transition from the indie porn circuit to the more accomplished adult industry. All three women are gorgeous looking and will gain many more admirers. The lesbian sex is very aggressive especially in the kitty rubbing moments with their hands; Lesbian Legal Part Three is the newest installment to this popular series. It is by the studio Girlfriends Films. It focuses on the professional and private lives of the lawyers and assistants of the law firm Lesbian Legal. The firm's three female attorneys are India Summer, Avy Scott, and Janet Mason. Samantha Ryan is their main assistant. Girlfriends Films is the leading studio that primarily concentrates on lesbian themes. Their motto is to offer the viewer "simply the most realistic sex in lesbian adult video" that has ever been filmed; Kristin's Life Volume One is a very entertaining movie. Even though Kristen Cameron is the main person, this web site would not be as enjoyable if not for her group of girlfriends. Kristen, her best friend Brianna, and their husbands would still make a winning site, but the collaboration of their attractive Milf friends and their hubbies push this site into another level of sexy fun entertainment. I have learned not to underestimate her; The Crash Pad is the debut film of the leading feminist indie porn director Shine Louise Houston and her company Pink and White Productions. The premise of her movie is that the possessor of the key to the crash pad can use the room seven times and then, she must pass it on to someone else. A hidden fact that the users of the pad are not aware of is that someone is watching them through hidden cameras. On account of the succcess of this movie, a Web series based on this movie was formed. It is called Crash Pad Series. The best episodes of the first four seasons are available on DVDs;  Strap-On Sally 24 is a very good installment to this long-running series. Gina Lynn makes a charming hostess who adds insight to each scene. Eva Ellington and Gina Lynn are the main standouts with three and four hot sex scenes respectively. Eva is an adorable woman who viewers will enjoy watching for many years to come. She is personable. This series is not like those run-of-the-mill toy flicks. Strap-On Sally has character. It provides meaningful context to each scene rather than the normal quick fuck from the start; and Road Queen Part 11 is a fine addition to ths beloved series among Girlfriends Films' fans. The first three scenes are the best. Magdalene St. Michaels' uses her remarkable sensuality to scorch her intimate performence through the screen. India Summer and Dia Zerva have raw passion. Holly West and Tara Lynn Foxx capture first love innocence in their lovemaking. This movie is a must-have.

Dr. Jay then regales us with tales of titles old and new such as: Don't Let Daddy Know 4 is, as you might expect, a young-woman-themed gonzo movie. All the girls are purported to be 18 or 19 and they are all desperate to hide something from their daddies. For example, amazing Tori Black has interracial sex with two guys...one black and one white. She is terrified that her daddy might find out because he doesn't approve of such things (good thing she's not a bigot like her "daddy!").  The sex is hot and unfolds in five scenes: one vaginal/anal and the others vaginal-only. There are four boy/girl couplings and a boy/boy/girl threeway.  Don't Let Daddy Know 4 is a worthwhile watch, especially if you adore young, cute, and horny women; Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge is composed of several seemingly unrelated storylines that are expertly woven together to create an epic tale of valor as good eventually triumphs over evil. Thesedisparate--yet intertwined--stories are told by an absolutely superb cast of characters that shatter forever the old truism that porn stars can't act. Indeed, female players Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Shawna Lenee, and Sasha Grey provide tremendous acting performances. In addition, Evan Stone superbly portrays the pompous and narcissistic--yet lovable--Captain Reynolds. And, Steven St. Croix, as always, does a very credible job in his role as First-Mate Jules Steel's (Jesse Jane) drunken and shattered ex-boyfriend; Released in 2007, Spunk'd: The Movie had the great misfortune of going head-to-head against Operation Desert Stormy and Not The Brady's XXX for the coveted 2008 X-Rated Critic's Organization (XRCO) award for best comedy or spoof. If Spunk'd: The Movie had been released in any other year, I think it would have won that award. However, Spunk'd: The Movie was overshadowed by excellent spoofs produced by two giant studios, Hustler and Wicked. That simple fact alone gives food for thought...upstart studio 6969 Entertainment and heretofore-unknown director/producer Justin Kane did one hell of a fine job; Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 3 is a very creative five-scene all-girl movie. Scene Two, featuring Cayden Moore and Ann Marie Rios is absolutely outstanding. The intense chemistry generated by these two Sapphic-lovin' babes is explosive!  The other four scenes are first-class, too. In particular, I really enjoyed seeing busty blond Gina Lynn in two scenes coupled with dark-haired and sexy girls. One of Gina's fuck mates, Loona Luxx, is really worth a look. In addition to being very beautiful, this multi-ethnic beauty has a clit you simply won't believe. Damn, I'd like to suck that love button deep into my mouth!  Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 3  is a very worthwhile watch for lovers of girl/girl sex.

We also welcome the return of our own lovely lady, Jen the Horny Housewife, her trials and tribulations hopefully clearing up to allow her more time to review for the website:  Don't Let Daddy Know #8 from Red Light District and Director Mark Wood is the latest installment in the covert sneaking around from daddy series. While Ashyln Rae stands out as not only the light skinned redheaded covergirl but all around hottest chick on the movie there were a couple of others who really helped make this flick quite decent. Miley Ann, Lana Violet, and Isis Taylor all provided respectable looks to sweeten the eye candy up and deliver some nice looking sex. The only real sad part of the title is that it feels so much similar to everything else Red Light puts out that in all honestly once you have watched on of their titles you feel like you have seen them all. They rarely provide much diversity to their formula and that can get old quick. That being said I adore Ashlyn Rae and just having her on board really makes this worthwhile. All in all I recommend you check this flick out.  It is FAR from the best smut out there but you will find a lot worse.
 

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