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Breast Meat, Cumcocktion, This Ain't the Munsters XXX preview, and so much more


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Spotlight Title: Breast Meat

 
 

 Erik Everhard is the most reliable stud in the Jules Jordan Video stable these days, his work in front of the camera gaining him the admiration of his audiences just as his direction, with some help from Jimmy Scaffnetti, is arguably the closest thing you will find to what Jules himself offers his legion of fans. In recent years, Erik has made sure to provide a large stream of double disc sets that give fans as much brand new fuck for the buck as you will find on the market, maintaining the quality levels as he does this. His latest title coming to me last week was Breast Meat: Special Edition, a show dedicated to large sweater puppies on some of the most desirable performers in the industry, adding the comment "The other, other white meat" after the title. While I am more into legs and ass myself, a nice set of natural breasts is not lost on me either, the six ladies making up the female cast list including favorites such as Gianna and Riley Evans, but also providing heated fun with Carolyn Reese, Laylah Diamond, Jordan Star, and Monica Foster.  It had a wealth of sexy babes using their sweater puppies and other assets with great amounts of tease included, meriting a rating of Highly Recommended for the levels of fuck for the buck, replayability, and strokability observed by this reviewer. Each lady had a different style and approach to the action but they all had a definite amount of physical appeal too, factoring in for me as I enjoyed the movie in a lengthy titty marathon of sorts. In short, Breast Meat: Special Edition provided exactly the kind of action the cover promised and lots of it, making it one of the best such titles of the year. If you like big titties and fun gals, you're going to love this one!
 

Sneak Peeks: Cumcocktion and This Ain't the Munsters XXX
 
 Robby D. is the big cheese over at Handheld Pictures, his brainchild for hardcore smut projects that don't quite fit his regular employer. As such, he uses his position to explore settings andcombinations of sex acts that might be too rough for them but help fuel his personal muse. Next month, he'll provide the world with yet another project in the form of Cumcocktion, a series of five lengthy scenes full of decadence and depravity using a variety of ladies one doesn't see every day. By carefully selecting his cast, he gets a chance to appreciate them being all they can be, hopefully giving fans some strokable action with a lot of replay value. The main draw this time was to offer up creampie scenes by the ladies, the loads of population pudding looking genuine in every case (unlike some of the competition).  It had a series of actual creampies for fans of the sub-genre, making it a step above the usual product where cheating is allowed all too readily. The cast was better than I would have thought going in to review it so when it comes out next month, consider it worthy of being Recommended. While most of his peers cheat the consumer with internal pop shots that are laughably fake, Robby used Cumcocktion to give consumers what they have demanded, elevating the merits of the movie beyond the partners having hardcore good times and making it memorable even for a jaded old porn hound like me. Well played in all ways, you get your money's worth this time!

Parody porn is about to be the next big thing in the market as various companies seek to cash in on the wave of titles paying tribute to old television shows with next month providing This Ain't The Munsters XXX. The gimmick here is the tried and true take off on the popular television show from the 1960's, complete with all the regular characters (except "Spot") and adding in a low budget laboratory to coincide with the limited comedic attempts. The original showed aired for only two seasons on network television (1964 to 1966), taking the black & white sitcom family to the extreme with an oddball collection of monsters in the roles (the father was a knock off of Frankenstein, the wife and father in law both vampires, the son a wolfman/boy, and a firebreathing dragon as the family pet, with only one member, the daughter, being a major hotty). Taking a different approach to the concept by focusing more on the sex and less of the actual parody elements, Anton spent less time on sets emulating the show than make up and apparel, the result of the end product being something of a parody-lite offering. Our initial look at the movie shows that it holds lots of promise due to the smoking hot sex provided by the cast, some of the technical values and all of the extras unavailable for our observant professor of porn, Don Houston, to give a final rating on just yet.  He still found it worth "at least a rent it" though so we expect he's going to find the full package as good as the tsunami of marketing hype but stay tuned to see what he says.


Highlights of The Week 

 Justice Young is a young and heavily inked fellow that has been working in porn for a bit as a performer, never really striking a chord until he started directing low budget gonzo releases for companies like Voodoo House. His street talking has always given me the impression that he thought he was black but never looked in a mirror but to be fair to the guy, his average sized cock and personality seems to work for a number of his partners on screen. His latest directing gig making it my way was Trust Justice 3: Taxin' Dat Ass!; a largely POV gonzo flick where he picks up a variety of established performers and fucks them like they are old friends. In truth, they actually act very congenial to him, almost to the point where many of them appeared to be doing him as a fuck buddy instead of paying clients; a dynamic I found extremely appealing. Thankfully, the magic is back in this third volume with a very well round cast of ladies such as Gianna, Alexis Amore, Maya Gates and others to compliment the fledgling director on his journey.  I found it merited a rating of Highly Recommended from me thanks to the levels of replay value, strokability, and amount of fuck for the buck it contained. Justice was exactly what each of the ladies needed, and wanted, elevating the dynamic each time beyond a merely generic scene. I would have liked to see more extras like a BTS but given the entire movie was full of such footage, I was more than happy to see the bonus scene I appreciated so much from Brother Love's POV Dream using Victoria Vonn as a Marilyn Monroe clone. In short, Trust Justice 3: Taxin' Dat Ass! was proof that whatever the issues with the second volume might have been, he came back with a vengeance to prove his capable hands as a director.

Mike Quasar has long been one of the most interesting guys directing in porn, his work for companies like Third Degree often surpassing that of his peers thanks to his attention to detail. Mike jokes about his role in making such flicks but truth be told, he cares about making quality smut within the limits placed on him by those he works for (and it shows). Not having seen much of his work in awhile, I was interested in seeing how the company has been doing via their recent spate of blu-ray titles, crossing my fingers that they would be more of an upgrade then the HD-DVD titles that kind of fizzled out for them so when Finger Licking Good 6 (Blu-Ray) came in the other day, I figured this would be a great opportunity to see if the rumors were true regarding Mike "owning the field". The movie itself is another of his lesbian flicks that allows the viewer to see the ladies with toys or without, essentially doubling the footage for fans of lipstick lesbian porn. With personal favorites like Alexis Texas and Sophia Santi (not to mention many others), I knew that I would enjoy whatever it was they did but secretly hoped for them to hit a home run.  It had a lot of heated lesbian action going for it and the blu-ray upgrade provided some additional thrills even if it wasn't the crispest picture I have seen in the format of late. I would have preferred a second camera be used to capture more variety in the angles but Mike is a capable director that managed to do nearly as well by himself, the resulting show worthy of being Recommended despite a shortness of extras. In short,  Finger Licking Good 6 (Blu-Ray) proved that the company was in capable hands as it advanced into the 21st century with high definition outings, still on the learning curve to offer up the best picture possible but a fine upgrade for those of you equipped to handle it. If there are any better looking lesbian outings available at this writing, none come to mind so check it out if you can.

 Black Market is a company that specializes in interracial and black on black porn, a solid market niche all over the country from what I'm told. My experiences with the titles released by the company have been somewhat limited but as a fan of heated sex, color has never been a major issue for me (either as a positive aspect or negative for that matter). Their latest effort making it my way starred curvy Sara Jay and was called Sara Jay Loves Black Cock, showcasing the gal taking on various black men in five scenes. For those that might not remember Sara, she was the "fluffy" gal built for comfort over speed that admittedly did not look like the common stereotype of a lean porn sex machine back when she was actively making movies. I believe she found the lure of "modeling" on the road around the country to be too lucrative to pass up and as her output on screen diminished, she fell to the wayside, my last discussion with her taking place at the AEE convention a few years back. I like most of her scenes because Sara gets into her work more than many of her peers, actively riding the cock as she milks men dry in her scenes so this release was a natural for me, though why it was held from the market for so long is a mystery to me.  This was probably the best showcase for Sara Jay that any fan of hers could hope to expect given her relative absence from the industry in recent years so for those that already love her work, this is a must have movie. For those of you that simply appreciate curvy gals having fun in interracial settings, this would at least merit a healthy Recommended, held back by a lack of decent extras and minor technical concerns that should have been caught in post production. In all then, Sara Jay Loves Black Cock had some solid strokability, replay value, and fuck for the buck despite any minor concerns so check it out if you like ladies built for comfort over speed.

 Jim Powers is one of those directors in porn that caters to his own muse, his very best work being from JM Productions where he isn't micromanaged to death as he is when working elsewhere. If you look up hardcore porn in any reputable encyclopedia, expect to see Jim's picture there as he hovers over some poor lass that was just put through her paces. That makes it all the more fitting that my first high definition release from the company should be one of his titles, in the form of Tough Love 11 (Blu-Ray) . Okay, if you know anything at all about Jim and JM, you'll know you can forget about artsy-fartsy special effects, "erotic posing", and all the malarkey jammed into titles elsewhere under the guise of couples porn since they make porn for men to jerk off. While sometimes considered misogynistic or anti-female, this is the raw kind of smut that a whole lot of guys love to watch in an unapologetic fashion so seeing them join the high definition wave should prove most interesting to say the least. Given the title and pictures on the back cover, I expected Jim to push the limits of the willing cast, showing gals that get off on abuse as much as their fans. It lacked finesse and was about as subtle as a truck smashing into a wall but I couldn't deny the heat of the situations, especially knowing that the ladies were pushed up to their limits willingly, not past them. The dynamic of the day was abuse porn and the ladies were all paid extra to play their roles, the energy surpassing the enthusiasm in a way that those of you into this kind of thing will be busting off your own loads for a long time to come (given the crystal clarity of the picture, it was all the more lifelike) so I rated it as Recommended. Granted, I'm not generally predisposed to liking this type of release but Jim Powers has a way of getting the best out of his cast for those that like hardcore smut, making this one of the few raw, edgy, and realistic offerings in Blu-Ray at this time. In short, Tough Love 11 (Blu-Ray) will not be for everyone but it will satisfy those of you wanting something extra decadent while you wait for more niches to be filled with high definition releases.

 Kylie Ireland is one of my favorite porn people for many reasons. This is not just because she's a beautiful lady that is sexually in tune with what she wants or because she has made so many fun movies (on both sides of the camera) but if you meet her, you'll know what I mean when I say she is the "real deal" as a person too. I'm not overly familiar with her work at Bad Seed but having seen enough of it to know I like it for what it tries to be, I picked up Bitch and Moan 2 to see how Kylie was progressing as a director in her own right, not just assisting on Eli's big budget extravaganzas. The movie is a collection of hardcore lesbian scenes with a lot of emphasis on toy use and anal play, starring some of the best ladies in the jizz biz for doing more than merely acting as though they enjoy getting freaky with other ladies. If you like real lesbian "porn sex", you will probably be able to use this one to get off repeatedly, I even added some comments from Kylie made when she was directing it to give you a heads up on what to expect. It might not have been her nastiest fuck flick to date but it had a wonderfully perverse cast of hotties that any straight guy would love to play with and enough lesbian fuck for the buck variety to add substantial replay value. There were some weaker moments too and the technical values were not always consistently solid but I felt a rating of Recommended was in order for all that it did have going for it, the five scenes serving well at their intended purpose. In short, Bitch and Moan 2 was tough to bitch or moan about, at least too much, considering that it starred gals like Kylie Ireland, Eva Angelina, Roxy DeVille, and so many more. Give this one a look and you'll see why Kylie is still one of the best female directors in the business, even beating out most men when it comes to shooting hardcore lesbian footage.

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 Jake Malone has long been established as catering to the old pervert category of porn consumers, a group that many of us fall into these days. Rather than dwell on how nasty his movies can get or how much he enjoys pushing the limits of ladies so much younger than he is, consider that he serves a target audience that has long been a major stalwart in supporting the industry financially. Older consumers tend to be less internet friendly, less likely to rip off movies from torrent websites online, and more likely to be voracious consumers of the hardcore action that keeps companies like Evil Angel thriving even in rough economic times. That said, his latest title making it my way was a POV blowjob flick called  We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off where there were twelve scenes of gals slobbing knobs, licking balls, rimming, and even going down on each other while their coworkers are otherwise occupied. If that isn't your kind of thing, by all means skip the movie but if you are into the point of view blowjob craze as seen with the twisted slant that Jake likes to offer, you might find it a surprisingly appealing bit of nasty fun.  The amount of suck for the buck easily earned it a rating of Recommended as far as I was concerned. The technical values varied a lot and the specific sex acts included a variety of related oral tricks but if you like seeing women licking each other and sucking cock (some even eating man-ass), you might appreciate all this one had even more than I did (I prefer full sex scenes). In short,  We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off wasn't as extreme as some of Jake's other projects but it was well within the standard amount of twisted tasting he forces ladies to engage in, giving it some substantial replay value despite minor concerns such as I raised above. Oh, and yes, Sindee Jennings did take a piss on the toilet during the ending credits as has been rumored on the internet of late.

 Mick Blue is one of the nicest men in porn and his work as a director at Zero Tolerance have been a nice change of pace from the titles by Mike or Chris, despite the rough edges he sometimes provides. I have been seeing a lot of him in front of the camera recently but not his work as a director, his return marked with a high definition release called I Came In Your Mom (Blu-Ray) . As the title suggests, the six scenes focus on older women (MILFs) taking creampies (internal male pop shots rather than facials) with some of the better known matrons of porn present for the fun. The back cover said it like this: "They're Older, Hornier and Starved for Cock! Who needs to teach young tarts what to do with their tits and twats, when you can have mature, sex-perienced mothers to suck and fuck you with a feverish fury?! These hot and horny humping housewives don't play any games that young sluts play - the only games they're interested in is 'Pin Your Cock in My Ass' and 'Fuck, Fuck, Goose!' Don't even think of puttin' a rubber on your rod cause these middle-aged mamas want to unwind in a tub of your cum. Really, who knows more about facials than an older finely tuned slut? Your papa may have been a rolling stone but the moms love to work your bone! I Came In Your Mom - as good and hot as MILF gets!" It merited a rating of Recommended for the quality of the cast in terms of their MILF-dom and the genuine look of the ending creampies advertised. The high definition version of the movie looked solid and the amount of fuck for the buck served up a nice package here despite the weakness of the extras. In short, I Came In Your Mom (Blu-Ray) was exactly what it was advertised as being with the added bonus of chemistry between many of the performers, the use of real life partners helping to make it better than average in a very crowded marketplace.

 Jazz Duro is currently one of the wild card directors at Evil Angel; releasing a number of titles on their Buttman Magazine Choice label. Unlike his peers at the company, he is less technically adept with the camera but makes up for it using his charisma and love of ass to find the best gals that will do the most; going the extra mile when he calls on them to make the best scenes possible. His most recent release is Cheek Freaks 6, where the ladies all experience the wonders of anal sex with Jazz and Steve Holmes in some of the lengthiest scenes available in all of porn. If you like round rumps, ass antics, and depraved backdoor action, you can hardly go wrong with what this guy has to offer most of the time, the bodies more important than the look of their faces but some quite cute indeed. It might not have been the best of his latest efforts but I could not deny that there was sufficient strokability, replay value, and fuck for the proverbial buck to merit a rating of Recommended. The lack of quality extras and technical values needed work as did the final scene but Jazz is always best when starring in his own scenes instead of farming them out to other guys. In short, Cheeks Freaks 6 will serve to give series fans the kind of spank bank fodder they might need to work out those times when their significant other is away, marking the sixth volume as another worth checking out for your personal collections.

 Gregg Alan and Diabolic Video are a team that a number of gonzo lovers seem to adore given the amount of emails I get whenever I review his movies for the company. Some claim I'm too harsh on his method of shooting porn while others encourage me to push the guy to become so much more, in either case reminding me that there are many who "watch the watchmen" as it were. His latest title to be sent my way was Heavy Duty 2, a set of six scenes starring ladies that are somewhat larger than average, the sub header for the title being "Thick chicks with fat tits" reasonably accurate advertising. Having seen some of Gregg's works of late, I know he has the potential to make anything he touches worth watching too, this solid collection of fluffy women meriting attention based on their past works alone. For me, sex is about something other than anorexic looking bubble headed teenagers so the potential was here to really shine.  It had a lot of gals that were not as thick as the cover suggested but even the lamest scene of the day had some minimal stroke value and I rated it as a Recommended for the better work. The lack of tease footage impacted my rating almost as much as the ladies not truly prepared to go to town on the cock and the technical values were somewhat less appealing than most of Gregg's work in the recent past. Lastly, the extras were such that I almost felt like something happened and as much as the main movie seemed well within the category of decent fuck flick, I expected more. In short,  Heavy Duty 2 was a bit of a lightweight at times yet when the chips were down, the ladies helped prop it back up despite some issues in need of fixing should a volume 3 be considered.

 New Sensations is the company responsible for the I Love...Series, proving to be able to give fans what they want in great quantity in recent years. Their latest release in the series is I Love Big Butts 3: Collector's Edition , a double disc set of hotties bouncing on throbbing rods and slurping on the juicy meat poles in a variety of different ways (and sequel to I Love Big Butts 2). The theme this time was on ladies with ample asses, most of the ladies in the cast appearing to be in their early twenties at first glance; many of them award winning starlets from the last few years. While I might have picked a different set of scenes based on my tastes, this was a pretty solid set in large part, catering to the stated market niche fairly well. Hey, if it was good enough for Sir Mix-A-Lot, why can't the rest of us appreciate those round things in our face too? The cover said it like this: "If you're an ass man, then you're in luck! This is the ass movie of the year with 12 hot and heavy scenes featuring some of the finest booty banging bitches around. Julia Bone, Naomi, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Brianna Love, Tia Sweets, Katja Kassin, and other big booty sluts are here to rub their rumps all over a big rock hard cock. And with over 5 hours and 10 minutes of nonstop ass-tastic action, this collector's set is something you don't want to miss!" There was such an ample sample of well rounded rumps on display over the course of the over five hour double disc set (yes, OVER 5 HOURS!), that even a few mediocre scenes did not detract enough to lower the score from a strong Recommended. There were some notable ladies of the large rump squad missing here but I can hardly fault the company for carefully selecting scenes that haven't been used repeatedly so you might want to pick this one up. In short, ass aficionados will appreciate  I Love Big Butts 3: Collector's Edition as much as I Love Big Butts 2 even if the troublesome watermark was still present in all scenes (lower right hand corner of the screen) thanks to heated performances by Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, Julia Bond, and many others.

 VCX had long been a leader in feature porn but did not keep up with the changing times so it fell off the radar for most people long ago around the silver age of porn IIRC. More recently, the company has explored starting up production again rather than just relying on their extensive back catalog of titles I grew up with in the 1970's and early 1980's, the advent of video pushing aside the "real filmmakers" in favor of the prototype pornographers that currently litter the landscape. VCX has also embarked on a drive to collect classics released back in their heyday by other companies, recently picking up the Cal Vista titles I also found so adorable, including one called Easy, a movie starring Jessie St. James. I found her one of the hottest gals of my youth for her blond hair, blue eyes, and lean figure, the role of the teacher with an insatiable sex drive perfect for her. The back cover said it like this: "Easy isn't just a nickname. For this gorgeous blonde, spreading her legs is a way of life. In her first starring role, Jesie St. James plays Kate, a sex exuding school teacher who cannot resist her slutty manners or the crowds of men who drool at her feet. Whether it's sucking off a student after class, being lured into bed at knife point, or leaving a fancy dinner party for a quick screw, Kate craves raw, passionate sex with every breath she inhales. With excellent appearances by Desiree Cousteau and Mike Horner, Easy is an unforgettable classic."  It harkened back to a different breed of porn industry and a different time, making spot comparisons for a broader audience unlikely at best but I rated it as Recommended for fans of the classics just the same. If a more complete version exists anywhere or if the future provides an easier (and cheaper) method of restoring the classics, I'll want to check those out too but the sheer sexual diversity here was more than you generally find in most fuck flicks coming out now, reminding me that for all the ground covered in the last 30 years, things have not changed that much. In short, Easy was a fun movie with all sorts of sexual depravity to appreciate, making it more like a real movie than much of the churned out titles you're probably familiar with so give it a look.

I always liked Nothing To Hide . When this one came out over 25 years ago, it won just about every award available at the time, largely based on the strength of John Leslie's performance as a lothario and his friendship with his retarded pal. The series of movies the two made together followed a sexual Of Mice and Men theme to them, making some commentary about the jaded manner "Jack" approaches life and the naiveté shown by "Lenny". This was the one time that Pacheco upstaged Leslie in the acting department though Leslie scored sexually so well that I'm sure he didn't mind one bit. I still prefer the first one (Talk Dirty To Me) sexually but there was a warmer touch to this one that did not get too sentimental while covering all the bases sexually. Anthony Spinelli was one of the few that could make a movie work as entertainment on top of the heated sexuality, this among his top handful of releases back in his heyday.  It really gave some freedom for John Leslie and Richard Pacheco to display their acting chops to the fullest. The ladies were not generally my favorites from the time period but they managed to show their best work here too, except maybe Boyer who went on to much bigger and better projects (sexually at least). It would be unfair to truly compare this one to any modern porn as it has the technical limitations of an aging film stock, a set of sensibilities lost two generations ago, and almost requires a different mindset to appreciate fully but I still believed it merited a rating of Recommended all the same, more if you prefer the classics. In short, Nothing To Hide is a title where porn aficionados have nothing to lose by picking up.

Wind Tunnel then showed us that Filled to the Rim #6 was a hot flick. The focus, as the title will duly suggest, is on the creampie, aka the internal cum shot, aka a grail for most gonzo lovers, i.e. me!  The female participants are mostly veterans to the porn world (Cindy Crawford, how I missed thee!), as are the sturdy pool of gentlemen (Steve Holmes!), which should result in a cavalcade of professional fucking that suits the fringe aspect of the fetish in question.  It takes skill to be this messy, so let's not dally any longer! If you're a fan of the internal affairs that just hug the edge of the porniest of porno, you could do worse than Filled to the Rim 6.  However, the main caveat is the restraint that plagues the conclusive cum shots per each scene:  despite however messy any of it became post-fade out, we, the viewers, deserve more than a quick jolt out of the scene, and we do love our cream pie events more than baseball (probably!).  Despite that pecking flaw, the meat of the work here is relatively top notch (Cindy's ebullient effort, Cassidy's proto-MILFY ways, and the out-of-this-world Claudia) with the flaws being more about enthusiasm and keeping us interested despite them.  The overall scope of anal within the feature is nothing to scoff at, which is primarily why I'm offering a Recommended scope; while being slightly formulaic as a whole, the positives truly outweigh the negatives, and I hope that next time (there will always be a next time!) we have all the luck, no matter how dirty it gets!  I'll even bring my own mop!

Apache Warrior came up with a trio of top titles too with shows like MILF Internal Volume 5: released by Hundies under the banner of Pure Play Media. At the beginning of each scene, the actress talks to the director briefly before their porn stud enters the scene. The reason why they call it Milf Internal is because the guy cums into her pussy which creates a creampie. Morgan Reigns and Nicole Moore are the standouts. They are gorgeous looking and have very good performances. I have to say that M.I.L.F. Internal Volume 5 is a recommendedbuy. There are good scenes to get off on. The women are good looking. I would had liked to have seen a Behind the Scenes segment so that the viewer could get more coverage of Nicole Moore and Morgan Reigns. Nevertheless, there is enough here to have fun watching it; Diary of a MILF #9: Naughty America is distributed by Pure Play Media. Each scene starts off with an attractive woman writing her thoughts in her diary. It is very effective in that it gives the audience some background of the upcoming scene. One does not get bored. Diary of a Milf Volume 9 is part of their popular Diary of a Milf series. Every actress is exceptional. They have high enthusiasm and sultry, seductive tendencies. These ladies are also very attractive. The five different story lines are very entertaining and the scenes are magnificent. I will be watching this movie over and over again; and Sorority Pink: VCX had been a leader in porn movies in the 1970's and 1980's. It is great that they are bringing back a lot of those older movies to the adult audience. Sorority Pink is one of them. The premise of the movie is that the school year is beginning and the Upsilon Sigma Sorority is getting prepared to pledge new recruits. Porn lovers can see the legends when they were just starting out or in their hey day. The movie's theme song "Pink Ladies" is sung by Sharon Kane. It is very catchy. She has a good singing voice. So, guys these porn stars are very versatile and talented. They do not make them like those anymore.

Reviewer Addison DeLick came up with a few too such as 2 Big 2 Be True #10: "It's like two white guys' dicks in one and I've got four of 'em!" So marvels the slut-tastic Sophia near the end of this fulfilling program in which four white girls and an Asian chick get two-on-oned by various black tag teams made up of Richard Mann, Boz, Shane Diesel and Sledge Hammer. The first three guys are renowned supercocks, while Hammer is a body builder with a Mike Tyson voice and a tool that nearly measures up to his cohorts'. The three main guys have rather bendable hard-ons, which allows for a range of positions unavailable to the more common,upwardly angled steel rod. But the girls are what count here, and they're sexy and up for action, each in her own way. Directed by and starring the guys behind "Blackzilla" and other black guys/white girls series, the action, as in those DVDs, is contingent on the men getting the women to utter the N-word as a show of true nastiness. Three of the five marathon sex sessions ends with the girl looking into the camera, cum on her face, and cheerfully saying, "These two n----- cocks are too big to be true." Two of the girls, Sandy Beach and Kitty Langdon, leave the charged word out. This is a fine addition to the various black guy/white girl DVDs out there. The unique angle here (not counting the obtuse one these hung guys can push their cocks into) is that two men tackle one woman. Richard Mann, Shane Diesel and Boz are the main studs, while the girls represent a good range of types, from the sweet and pretty Isabella Amour to the mature and laidback (so to speak) Sandy Beach to the potty-mouthed Sophia. Each half-hour sequence is shot in nearly real time and you'll feel like you've really been through a workout after each one; and My Hot Wife is Fucking Blackzilla #13: In the course of one of the sex scenes here, a woman asks Shane "Blackzilla" Diesel, "How often do you fuck white girls?" "Every fucking day," he answers matter-of-factly, "every fucking day." And this collection shows once again that finding and fucking hot women is all in a day's work for the massively hung, bald stud. Prowling the streets, parking lots and strip malls of U.S. porn capital the San Fernando Valley, Diesel, accompanied by an unseen male friend and a vidcam operator, has amazing luck finding chicks who'll buy his line and consent, with very little coaxing, to go to a room with him and do it all in front of a camera. (We strongly suspect that if the camera disappeared, so would the luck.)  As artificial reality porn goes, however, Shane's stuff is enjoyably casual, and the ladies in this number are particularly fine as well as wide-ranging in type. And they all seem to truly get off -- there's acting and then there's a real orgasm. This is a strong effort from busy cocksman Shane Diesel, thanks to the high-quality women who get all over his huge unit. The wife-playing-while-her-husband's-away scenarios aren't all that convincing, but once the sex is underway, all artifice goes out the window: the ladies, particularly squirt machine Jami Kenney, clearly are no longer acting. Generous extras help make this one a keeper.

The Horny Housewife found several decent movies such as All Internal #8: by Chris Rolie was a very solid title with Carla Cox and Madison Parker delivering my favorite scenes of the DVD. While this was not the best "All Internal" title I have seen it was still what I came to expect from Chris Rolie the people at Cruel Media. Being the big fan of creampie's that I am I found the Disc to be quite enjoyable and would recommend this as a Purchase. As mentioned before some of the previous releases from the series were a bit stronger but that's not saying this one does live up to what fans of the series come to expect; Slutty & Sluttier 7: I found this DVD to be very enjoyable with almost every scene a winner minus Milka Manson one which i thought wasn't on par with the other scenes. Overall this DVD was pretty good and i will be coming back to watch some of these scenes again especially the first and last ones. I have no problems recommending this title Manuel Ferrara really delivered on this one for me; Freakaholics #3: a very respectable title. I really liked the Mimi scene to open up the disc as well as the scene with the VERY beautiful Chelsea Lebrock. With some nice extras provides on the 2nd disc including a very enjoyable behind the scenes I think this DVD is worth a look; and Ass Traffic #5: This is a very good title for those like me who love hot girls in extreme and hardcore sex. I happen to have loved this title from the get go. The French girls Megane and Cecilia were both amazing as was Cherry Jul, Petra Pearl, Carla Cox, and Lulu. Every single scene in this title was scorching and seeing these girls do the things they do amazes me. Each girl did some Double Penetration action and each handled it like a champ. All the girls also took the rough handling from the guys at Cruel Media with ease.  All in all I highly recommend this title for those who like rough nasty sex and hot girls.

Hotty review Ravyn then came up with two to look for such as Bound: Unhappy with her life the way it is caring for her sick husband, Lily thinks back to a time when things were different in her life. How at the lowest point of her life, she came to find happiness and  love  from an older gentleman, who took her out of the  self- destructive path  doing  drugs and  tricking to pay  for her  habit. He showed her that there is so much to live for. Ten years later, Lily has learned to trust him with her heart and her body, cleaning up her act, until he loses the battle with Cancer. Lily  finds  solace with  Garrett, the  family lawyer  who shows her there is  life and a  whole new  world out there to discover and  enjoy. At first Lily is  reluctant  shying away  from  scene but as  time  goes  by does she  give into the pleasure that  Garrett is willing to show her? For those of you that are squeamish, and do not condone the use of drugs or rough sex, drug use is shown as well as a mock rape scene and some light choking throughout the DVD. Bound is a journey into Lily's world showing of how she survived and overcame the demons of her past and has move on to a much happier life. Henry Benson, a much older man comes to her rescue when "turning a trick" almost gets her raped. Lily's story is very moving and very emotional as well. Here you have an adult feature that has more of a mainstream look and feel to it. Let's just say that I was did shed a tear or two; and Playgirl's Delectable Desires: an erotic and alluring soft core DVD made for first timers and women that do not enjoy the hard core genre of the adult movies. They will find this title more than suitable for their taste. Even the cover of the DVD is especially designed to attract a woman's desires at the point of purchase going after their sweet tooth. The cover with Joelean & Reno leaning up against a glass display case filled with delicious desserts is meant to catch ones eye. Playgirl gives you the typical romantic get-together without the intense circus acts which are turn offs for so many. Dating back to as early as 02/28/04, you might find a scene or two with male cast members that you are not all too familiar with. In this DVD the male cast credits of were given during the first few minutes of the introductions, something which I am glad that was repeated, making it easier to indentify the men and women. There is an abundance of bonus material including a solo male masturbation scene with Raymo and an audition with Anthony Fox, and a bonus scene with Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan in Hard At Work.I have  reviewed the majority of the  PlayGirl TV DVD's and there have  been a  handful that have  been  really  great and PlayGirl's Delectable Desires is one of the  good ones. I like the way the first scene was shot in both b/w and in color. It had a cutesy look and feel to it and yet it wasn't rushed. This time none of the scenes look rushed and there was a lot of eye contact going on.

Award winning pundit Felix Vasquez Jr. then sprang a few on us with  Black Booty Worship: I learned two things while watching the great Black Booty Worship. One: I actually do like asses more than I thought since typically I'm a leg and boob man, and two: Roxy Reynolds is probably one of the hotter Africa American porn actresses that I've seen since I started reviewing porn. There's really never been an entrance for me with Reynolds until now where the performer shines among the other beautiful women in this great gathering of black booties. At almost three hours, Black Booty Worship is a great feature with ebony beauties showing off their gorgeous behinds and really giving us our money's worth. There's large black booty at every turn, and Reynolds has the largest of them all. I wasn't expecting much from this movie but I was pleasantly surprised. I actually received this DVD early last year, but right when I was entering the review into the database for X-Critic, my computer glitched, and the review went bye bye. So, I put it aside to re-review it, and now after many, many months of pussy footing it, I reviewed it, and yes, it's still a good porno. A perfect companion to  White Booty Worship , Black Booty Worship is a really good porno and I speak as someone whose fetish doesn't usually involve big asses or black women; and Latin Seduction: Paola Rey looks magnificent in her corset and lingerie and she greets the sleeping Marco with a smile and slowly strips sliding in to bed with him and molests him as he awakens to the Portugese goddess. He must be used to these visits, because he doesn't seem generally excited when he awakens to her, and that's remedied when Paola slaps him in the face. Shocking turn of events. He shakes it off and grabs her and they make out passionately with Paola's ass high in the air. They make a note of dirty talking in Portugese, too. As the kissing intensifies, Paola gets down on her knees and gives a royal blowjob to Marco, sucking, lapping, and licking his cock as he hunches over her. He reciprocates by lying her back on the bed and eating out her pussy as she groans and writhes mumbling in Portugese. He lays back to take more sucking and she mounts him riding his large cock screaming as she humps him madly and they scream back and forth as the fucking heats up with every hump. All in all it's a pretty good porno, not the best I've ever seen. The women are absolutely gorgeous, but the energy is severely lacking, not to mention the foreplay needs definite help. However, there's considerably good picture and audio and you'll really get involved in the extras which are minimal but very time consuming if you watch them in one sitting.

Ben Johnson also seemed to think "2" was the lucky number with Little Latina Cum Queens: I haven't viewed many Latina titles in my day, but this DVD ranks among the best I have seen. It features an enjoyable cast of luscious Latinas that like to fuck, provides the standard assortment of extras, and wraps it all in a solid audio/visual wrapping. If you're not sure if this genre is your thing make it rental, but I recommend everyone see it at least once. Renae Cruz gave a great scene to open it; Renae is a very slender Latina with her long, dark, curly hair and big brown eyes. Not wasting any time as soon as the scene begins we see Renae sucking dick out by the pool. While on all four Rena's mouth takes a vicious pummeling for almost five minutes. As good as she normally looks, Renae looks even better with a cock crammed down her throat. The couple knocks boots in a few positions before switching to more oral action. With her pussy and mouth worn out and ravaged, Renae takes a sloppy blast of jizz right to the face and forehead. At the very end of the scene a fake cock comes out and shoots Renae with loads of fake cum. This was a very intense scene; and Don't Let Daddy Know #4: Even though the title is a little misleading, the girls aren't that young-looking and some are seasoned porn stars, Red Light put together another solid release. Highlighted by some spectacular scenes. you get a DVD that is sure to hold up to repeated viewings. Furthermore, when you take into account the plethora of extras, this DVD earns a rating of Recommended.

We end this look at top picks with one brought to us by the legendary Mooninite with Girl Train: The ongoing theme of this recent release from Belladonna, Girl Train , is girl on girl on girl daisy chain action. Each of the five scenes on this release is a hardcore lesbian three-way and so there are plenty of different forms of insertion and oral kink to keep things moving along nicely. As usual, there's no plot or anything, just Belladonna and her friends enjoying one another's company. If hardcore girl on girl on girl gonzo action gets you hot and bothered then Girl Trainis exactly what you're looking for. It cuts right to the chase, offers a ton of rock solid content, and it offers up some decent supplemental material as well. This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable non-anamorphic 1.85.1 widescreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.
 

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