Girlvana 4, Curvy Girls, Jack’s Big Tit Show 7, and a great deal more,,,

 

Mason & William H. Nutsack are my two favorite directors over at Elegant Angelt hese days, especially now that Patrick is rarely helming projects, Mark is off doing his own thing, and LT focuses so much on IR titles. Both of them have their own styles but know how powerful tease footage can be for setting the stage of a great fuck flick and know enough to let the performers have far greater control over what they want to do in a scene, these aspects forgotten by too many wannabe quality directors elsewhere. While they each make some of the best titles you will find in the gonzo genre on their own, when they team up, the results are often especially solid, their latest outing together called Curvy Girls. The movie is a set of five scenes starring some of the most desirable gals with curvy bodies, providing some diversity in terms of looks but also giving each gal a chance to shine in a number of ways.  It was the type of show that had four great scenes and one decent one,amounting to enough fuck for the buck, replayability, and strokability,that I felt even a relative lack of extras could not keep from earning a rating of Highly Recommended. The technical matters were in fine form and both directors earned some applause here for the way they pulled it off, enhanced by the variations of the tease opening as well as the energy levels displayed by the ladies. In short,  Curvy Girls could be the start of a very appealing new series if the right women are brought in with the right guys to get their best performances out of them, reminding me that both Mason and Nutsack have come a very long way in recent years to draw such quality work out of their cast.

B. Skow might best be known these days for his series of newcomer titles at Vivid but I have found his entire body of work to be well above average when taken as a whole. Let's face it, he is not given the big budgets of PT and he doesn't go overboard in terms of using artistic effects to cover technical failings, preferring to coax solid performances out of hiscasts and let their abilities do the talking for them. His latest vignette release is  Touch Me (Blu-Ray), a showcase piece starring Briana Banks in three full scenes, the high definition upgrade truly enhancing her physical appeal to the point it gave me fond memories of our limited time together in Las Vegas earlier this year. It was her second comeback movie for the company and a winner in my book.I'll admit that she is a classic beauty to me and while I wish she'd gain a few pounds to flesh out more, there is no denying her staying power in the industry known for flavor of the month performers. The high definition version of the movie was basic but hit home runs inmost scenes, the appeal of Briana Banks, Alexis Texas, Nadia Styles,and Daisy Marie all contributing to significant levels of fuck for the buck, replayability, and a strokability not often found in big company titles so I rated this one as Highly Recommended. In short, Touch Me (Blu-Ray) came across to me initially as a generic title but thanks to the cast and Skow's direction, it surprised me with how much the classic "keep it simple stupid" approach worked. I don't know how the standard  definition version could possibly compare to it but I do know this looked better than most such titles available at this writing.

Jules Jordan is currently considered one of the most popular directors of gonzo material by a wide assortment of folks around the world, his stable of distributed directors at Jules Jordan Video all sharing a similar vision about providing the most fuck for the buck possible, their releases typically longer and of higher quality than any in the field they so readily dominate. Some of my fellow reviewers adore Jules, Erik, Chris, Mike, and the others under his umbrella but it is clear to see who inspires them to be the best they can be. That said, his latest title to come my way was Black Owned 3: Special Edition , the sequel to Black Owned 2;a series of six interracial scenes starring some of the most popular ladies of the day at this writing. From Shyla Stylez's curvy body, to the former contract MILF Julia Ann, to extreme queen Annette Schwarz, and several others worthy of your time, money, and seed, this was one of those black male on white female titles that should shut a few people up and satiate the rest of us thanks to how well the ladies interacted with the men.  It was an exceptionally heated bunch of interracial scenes with a cast of ladies that included some of the finest ladies possible so I rated it as Highly Recommended. The levels of fuck for the buck, replay value, and strokability were much higher than many of the gonzo peers out there that wish they were Jules, Black Owned 3: Special Edition amounting to as good a romp as Black Owned 2,if not better. The technical values were not perfect but they showed Jules firmly in charge of the show and it was better as a result, my own nonchalance towards interracial tested since some of the scenes were so well done.

Stuart Canterbury has been making porn flicks for over twenty years now, entering into that realm where he has been doing so for longer than a growing number of his cast has been alive. This level of experience has given him the benefit of seeing generations of different performers and companies come and go, shooting techniques developed, and a better feel for what sells to his target audience than many of his peers raised only in the glory days of porn (which economic times of late have been ending most abruptly). His latest title to come out is a dainty little parody for Hustler Video called Get Smartass (Blu-Ray), poking fun at the classic television series and recent movie remake in much the same sense that other porn comedies do. This time, Dino Bravo stars as Maxwell Smartass, a secret agent empowered to stop the evil plans of Dr. Ho (Tony DeSergio) with the help of Agent 69 (Veronica Rayne) and his peers. Thwarting evil doers is difficult work though,especially when the enemy employs seductresses like Kayla Paige and Veronica Jett, so with a wink & a nod, the movie lightly touches upon several elements that make porn parodies work, with room for future growth is sales permit.  I've seen the series (and spy shows in general) parodied previously,keeping in mind that the Don Adams/Barbara Feldon show from the 60'swas itself an ingenious little spoof created by Buck Henry and Mel Brooks, but Stuart seemed to be the one to "get it right" so I hope more outings will follow, meriting a rating of Recommended. In short, Get Smartass (Blu-Ray) was an entertaining porn parody that a lot of people will enjoy with the high definition version looking exceptionally solid.

 Jim Powersis best known for being a hardcore porn director, showing women thatare willing to push the limits of social boundaries rather than offerup lovey-dovey style couples porn. While I like a wide variety of smut,what I have seen of his movies for JM Productionsis sometimes more than I bargained for, a little going a long way dueto how rough some of the action gets. I know his fans tend to be called"raincoaters" and they don't like watered down erotica any more thanthey like getting kicked in the balls so unlike directors that panderto the public and are not firmly grounded in what porn is to a wholelot of the world, Jim is a proven quantity when it comes to the market niche he serves. His latest release making it my way is White Trash Whore 38, a set of three scenes where Amber Rayne (in two of them) is pushed pasther usual limits and the advertised return to the industry of AllysinChaynes fleshes out the other. The dynamic here is heavily based on interracial action where the women are stuffed, fucked, and left to clean up by a number of mopes, the flick lacking any subtlety from whatI could see.  It was full of Amber Rayne and Allysin Chaynes getting torn into as though they hadn't had sex in a year but wanted as much as they could get(hence the escape scenario from jail). In that sense, it worked wonderfully with the high definition presentation outperforming many ofthe much higher budgeted features you will see on the market these days. There are precious few titles in high definition that cater to the raincoaters market that this one should be considered a top pick,though for my tastes, I thought it merited a rating of Recommended due to the limited extras. In short, White Trash Whore 38 proved that companies like JM are just as welcome in the high definition markets thanks to the way they give fans what they want(why settle for less?) so check it out if you have the balls to handle it.

 Tony Velais a relatively new director of porn though a mention of the name among production personal seems to show he is not unheard of (by one name or another). I've seen a few of his past efforts for another company but when given a chance to see what he released under the Third Degree banner recently, I jumped at the chance, the movie called Oil Rigs. The idea behind the movie is to provide a curvy cast of cuties that all get their asses oiled up during the tease parts of their scenes, all six ladies looking healthy from my point of view (I'm an ass man, I admit it). This has become something of a cottage industry of late with the success of the Big Wet Asses series at another company but even that one was not the first to display women all shined up by copious amounts of oils so I was curious to see what Tony would come up with. Given the cast had ladies like Alexis Texas, Ricki White, Jessica Lynn, Jayden James, Phoenix Marie, and Kelly Divine, I was confident that it would be difficult to screw this one up as each of these ladies is a top notch performer, all of them gifted with wonderfully round rumps.  It was a lot of fun with every gal looking perfect for the role. I admit that only two of the scenes were really outstanding but the other three were pretty good too so if you like seeing large, luscious rumps all oiled up and teasing before pleasing, you will want to pick up a copy of this flick I rated as Recommended. The strokability, replayvalue, and fun factor were high here so if you aren't afraid of womanly curves, give some thought to picking up Tony Vela's latest bonanza of beauties called Oil Rigs as he really is starting to prove himself.

 Preston Parker has become one of the main directors at Bang Bros in recent times, the internet porn company serving as a testing ground for new talent ever since they began naming who shot what scenes. His style is similar to many in the field in how he talks to the performers, sometimes joins in, and generally limits his comments during the sex; providing a one-camera experience gonzo scene comparable with some of his peers in the genre. His latest work to make it my way was Ass Parade 18 , the sequel to Ass Parade 17that I liked so much, serving up another five scenes of varied quality with the emphasis again on showcasing some world class ass (even if anal was not the action of the day). Given that some mighty curvy ladies were involved in the movie, including Jenny Hendrix, Sara Jay,and Vanessa Lee, I knew I would like this one before ever getting my copy "in hand" as it were. It had enough to appreciate to warrant a rating of Recommended thanks in large part to the quality of tease going on. The wealth of curvy ass flesh was a delight and should serve to inspire those of you watching it at home but the technical values were kind of weak and some of the ladies seemed to be lacking in passion (to say the least). In short, Ass Parade 18 might not have been as well received as Ass Parade 17but as a series, it was still better than average for most of the series released by the company, at least to this ass aficionado to appreciate.

 Mick Blue might be best known to most folks as a talented and likeable meatpuppet but his work as a director for such companies as Zero Tolerancehas also gained him some acclaim as well. One of the concerns somepeople have about the industry is that all the men hate women and arein their roles because they are somehow getting back at them. Guys like Mick prove this theory wrong, at least providing evidence that not allthe guys are like that, his treatment being mentioned a few times onblogs by performers online. While I have not had access to many of thecompany's titles in awhile, a shipment finally came in with a number ofrecent works that I felt were top notch in terms of casting, one ofthem being The Doll House 4, a series I had not been privy to since The Doll House 1,the theme being the movie putting some of the most attractive ladies ina gonzo outing to do what they do best, looking as attractive aspossible in the minimal settings.  With a cast as strong as this one,even some mediocre performances could not hold it back from a rating ofRecommended.The levels of fuck for the buck, replay value, and strokability all added some sparks that I enjoyed checking out, resulting in the kind of effort I expect of the company. In short, The Doll House 4 was full of dolls that I would do if given the chance and their fans should find them just as sexy as ever thanks to the nod to the exotic lingerieused to enhance their looks even more.

 Celeste has probably been the strongest tie to the past for Digital Playground as the company has seen fit to embrace a harder form of gonzo than most people give it credit for. Using her boy toy as the main cameraman and production assistant, her work tends to use slow motion and a couplesapproach to porn that many find appealing if they aren't hardened old raincoaters that Robby caters to in the majority of titles the companyreleases these days. That they listen to the public is nothing newsince that has long been established as a reason why Digital Playgroundwins so many awards, has such a following, and tends to promote theircontract stars so heavily in mainstream media. Well, the latest eroticatitle by the director is Lascivious Liaisons Blu-Ray ; a series of heated scenes that often focus largely on the devastatingly physical beauty of Jana Cova; the Czech beauty queen that the company signed as a contract starlet a few years back. One glance at the cover of the DVD case will tell you if you'll be interested in the movie, with a combination of erotica and slow motion sex that worked better than expected for me (keep in mind that I'm consistently one of Celeste's biggest critics in this genre even though I frequently find my female friends wanting more of it). Fans of artistic porn with enough eroticism to satiate any romancenovel carrying gal on their list will find this one particularlyappealing to the ladies from what I've seen firsthand, the upgrademighty tempting even with the higher price.  In short, Lascivious Liaisons Blu-Ray was a solid combination of creative talent on both sides of the camera that many of you will findto be passionate, energetic, and very much appreciated so pick up acopy when it comes out (fans of Jana will probably want two copiesgiven how lovely she looked on the cover as well; this one would make anice poster).

Zero Tolerance has been a company with lofty goals for a long time, eventually bowing down to a pragmatic approach that has worked more often than not thanks to their lead director Mike Quasar and his talented manner of bringing out the best in performers. If Iwere a betting man, I would bet that his success rate for making adecent porno no matter who he had in front of the camera was betterthan any of his peers at the company (put together even) and I'm notjust saying that because I've watched his level of quality for over tenyears. His latest release to be screened at Casa Xcritic was Mother Load 4, a MILF title with a series of vignettes starring some mighty familiarnames, not least of which were Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, and curvy Phyllisha Anne, each of whom have been proven quantities in theirscenes for years. It is interesting to note that Kylie and Julia havebeen in a lot of MILF titles of late (including several at ZT and their affiliates) but ultimately, quality MILFs are not as common as theflavor of the month gals even with the high demand for them thatexists.  It had some ups and downs to speak of with the ins and outs serving to merit a rating of Recommendedor better depending on how much you like the cast as a whole. Julia Annand Kylie Ireland were exceptionally awesome with Phyllisha Anne comingin a strong third but Claudia and Jaycie had some potential that couldbe exploited in future releases too. In short, Mother Load 4 delivered at least as much as fuck for the buck as director Mike Quasarcould get from the gals, his technical aspects nicely played out and the strip tease extra adding some value for fans so check it out if youlike MILF movies as much as I do.

Miles Long is best known in porn for his work at various companies on the audio portions of movies but he also directs at places like Third Degree too. Most of his work seems to be mired in erotica footage, using softfocus and heavily edited montage openers to carve out a differentapproach from his peers that some people seem to appreciate more thanothers. His latest title making it my way is  The Cougar Club,using an incredibly heated line up of older ladies saddled with the usual mopes, differing from your usual MILF outing by virtue of the agevariation between the men. In general, a MILF is an older, curvier galthat men find appealing enough to fuck despite her having given birthwhile a "cougar" is such a gal focusing her sexual energies on a mansubstantially younger than herself, my observations being that a few ofthe men should have been passed over from the cast because of this fact. Otherwise, the five ladies were Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann,Francesca Le, Lisa Ann, and Amber Lynn; each noted for their large bodyof past works and fanbase well beyond the flavor of the week types thatcome and go so often.  It advertised itself as an offshoot of the MILF dynamic, falling somewhatshort at times due to the age of the men participating but still havingsuch a wonderful cast of top rated ladies that I almost rated it evenhigher than Recommended in spite of the lack of better ofextras and some technical matters being askew. The high definitionversion is almost certain to be enough of an upgrade to enhance therating a notch but fans of Kylie, Lisa, Julia, Francesca, and Ambercould do far worse than this one for the levels of fuck for the buck,replay value, and fun factor it possessed. In short, The Cougar Club was the kind of club you will want to join, the talented pool of ladiesand direction enough to merit extra attention from MILF loving fans everywhere.

Chris Streams has been around the proverbial block in the porn industry for a very long time now, ending up distributing his own titles at Jules Jordan Video earlier this year while others drop off the map or wind up relegated to working under aliases for others in order to pay their bills. This is a demonstration of evolution at its finest, the strong surviving as they give fans exactly what is wanted over trying to force the market toaccept watered down crap. His latest release to make it my way was Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2: Special Edition,the sequel to Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 1that I enjoyed so much when it came out. The movie was over three and a half hours long and focused on the MILF phenomenon; popularized in mainstream movies starting about ten years ago, though the origin of the term goes back substantially further. MILF is generally accepted to mean "mother I'd like to fuck" or some variation thereof, with the porn term typically meaning a gal with some miles on her to give here xperience, a curvy body, and a particular attitude more than simply referring to having popped out a puppy or two. Fans will be the first to tell you, loudly tell you at that, how often the porn industry fudges the details as a result of ladies flaking, how most producers don't care about truth in advertising, and the general approach to be lacking more often than not so when I come across a genre flick that shows exactly what it is supposed to, I sit up and take notice. It's not just that older women tend to be far better in bed, a universal truth that is as much related to biology as anything, but the fantasies most of us have when younger about wanting to nail someone a bit older that is just out of reach. Streams addresses this with a host of scenarios in the six scenes and as a result, the movie is a very welcome addition to his porn resume and a classic title to continue hisnewfound career as an independent producer, especially thanks to theinclusion of Julia Ann, Holly Halston, and Veronica Rayne in the cast.The heat, the energy, and the amount of fuck for the buck was stillbetter than most such titles on the market so give it a look if you'rereally into the experienced ladies listed here.

 Mike Quasar is often one of the most uncredited directors in porn, his wealth of titles shot at Zero Tolerance earning some acclaim over the years much like his titles at Metro before he left them. While Mike would downplay his ability to bringsomething special to the porn he shoots, I have seen numerous ladiesthat were quite marginal performers unless he or a handful of his peerswere bringing out the best they had to offer, providing me with anextra incentive to look for his titles when they come out. The latestrelease of his making it my way this week was Wet Dreams Cum True 6,Wet Dreams Cum True 5having been credited to another off set director when Mike shot ityears ago. The scenes are designed to elicit an extra boost by tappinginto common fantasies males have, using a nurse theme, an army brattheme, cheerleaders, cops, and other fetish attire complimenting thephysical appeal the ladies provided to make them work better.  Itreminded me of just how much he adds to his work when given a cast ofsecond stringers (not all of them but most), bringing out the best inmany of them to add some fuck for the buck and replay value worthy ofbeing Recommended. In short, Wet Dreams Cum True 6 , was even better than Wet Dreams Cum True 5thanks to all those involved in the production. The technical valueswere an upgrade and the casting provided a nice diversity to work with,making it one I'm glad I got to see.

The Horny Housewife came up with a trio of top titles too including Just Over Eighteen #20: To be 100% honest i went into this Disc thinking the only scene I wasgoing to like was the Kiki Vidis one. I had seen this girl online andwas blown away by her looks so when i saw she was in this title Icouldn't wait to see it. Well to my surprise while Kiki was is superhot the Kelly Skyline & Summer Bailey scenes stole the show. Ireally thought both those girls were amazing and really knew how tofuck. The disc as a whole was a very solid release from Juan Cuba andthe folks at RLD. Solid lighting and sound as well as very hotperfromances from all the girls. I definitely recommend this title andthink its one of the better XXX movies to come out of Red Light insometime, No Cum Dodging Allowed # 9: a definite hit in my book. Everythingfrom the good audio ( Dolby Digital 2.0 @ 192kbps ) to the good lookingvisual both technical ( average of about 5-6 Mbps ) and more so from ahot sex point of view. I really enjoyed this and just when you thoughtthe action was over it provided you with some more. Unlike other titleswhich will offer up only a blow bang this one offers up hot sex, cumswallowing, blow bangs, and just about everything you could want froman oral themed title that actually provides so much more. If you get achance I definitely recommend you pick this up; and Naked Aces 5 (blu-ray): The opening scene of this movie I must admit was a let down. I reallyfeel that Daisy was the weak link in this title and once I was past herintro scene I found myself really enjoying this title. From the verybeautiful  newbie Riley Steele to the somewhat seasoned Shawna Leneethis title was pretty darn good to watch. I really have no issuesrecommending this title at all and really think everyone who loves hotblonde's need to take a peek at Riley as she really can become a hugestar in XXX if she plays her cards right.

The all-seeing Apache Warrior then provided some of his top picks with titles like I Have A Wife #1: Naughty America is distributed by Pure Play Media. Each scenehas a woman who seduces an unsuspecting married man. The actors andactresses are good especially the scheming seductresses. They are veryentertaining scenes.  It is a very good movie that perfectly fitsNaughty America's stable of series titles. We get very good story linesand each one fits the premiseof the title. The women are great in pursuing their target. They aresexy and seductive. It is easy to see why the men would fall for theirflirtatious ways and want to cheat on their wives. I look forward toreviewing more I Have a Wife volumes in the future; Nina Hartley's Guide to Bondage Sex:Nina Hartley has become the Goddess of Instructional Movies. This movieis a verygood introduction for beginners and amateurs of bondage. The bondageexpert Claire Adams and Nina give great advice and instruction on theart of sexual bondage. This is the first instructional movie that Ihave seen from Nina Hartley's popular series.  Nina Hartley makes theinstructional dialogue fun andentertaining. It is never dry or dull. The teachings arestraight-forward and easy to understand. She also had an excellentexpert in Claire Adams as the main instructor. Nina and Claire'schemistry is amazing. This movie has made me curious about her otherinstructional movies. So, everyone check out Nina Hartley's Guide toBondage Sex and if you enjoy it, then try out her other dvds; Neighbor Affair Volume 8:part of Naughty America's very popular series. The premise to each scene is that a person comes onto their goodlooking neighbor and they both have sex. It has entertaining plots with hot women. It is nice to see that someof the performers have very good chemistry between themselves. Chris Cannon is becoming one of my favorite adult actors. Whenever he is onscreen, the women always have good scenes with him. He has good looksand personality; and Seduced by a Cougar Volume 7:part of Naughty America's very popular MILF offshoot series. Thepremise to each scene is that a frisky mature woman seduces hersurprised and, at times, reluctant younger manly target. If you arelooking for aggressive and flirtatious mature women, then the seriesSeduced by a Cougar is a valuable buy.

Ben Johnson also provided some quick takes on titles you may enjoy such as It's Huge #14: While it might be a little intimidating to see a guy with such ahuge member (don't watch this with your wife!), the real fun lies inwatching hot girls struggle to handle him. Vengeance DVDs areaffordably priced, and I feel this title would be a good blind purchasefor anyone not familiar with their work; Fresh Outta High School #10: This DVD delivered what it promised - young looking girls sucking andfucking. There really weren't any "filler" scenes, and every girl gavea solid performance. Combine all that with good extras and aboveaverage technical quality, and you have a DVD worth adding to yourcollection. If you're a fan of teen DVDs, do yourself a favor and checkthis title out; Barely Legal Drop It Like It's Hot: irector has certainly been making a name for himself. As the studio for the Beaver Hunt and Barely Legal Innocenceseries he is no stranger to the teen genre. By providing some of thehottest young girls in the business, solid technical quality, and adecent smattering of extras, Hustler has given you a DVD that is morethan worth the purchase price; Chin Knockers: Five great looking girls, crazy gonzo sex, decent extras, and solidvideo quality - how can you go wrong? Fans of other Critical X titles,or fans of "teen" titles in general will be more than happy with thisDVD; and The Ass Farmer: The latest installment in the Seymore Butts series is an instantclassic. While relying on what has made the series so popular in thepast, this release also adds fresh faces and new scenarios. Fans of theseries will, without hesitation, want to pick this up for theircollections. Also, anyone who has never had the opportunity to see aSeymore Butts DVD and is curious, might want to make their firstpurchase.

The Mooninite proved to think outside the box with picks such as Pure: This recent directorial offering from Ethan Kane comes courtesy of Adam& Eve Productions though once you take a look at it, you've got towonder Kane found it while rummaging through Michael Ninn's notebook orsomething. It really does feel like a Ninn Worx production - that said,that's not a bad thing. This full on gonzo feature is well shot withnice production values and a solid score and although visually it's alittle too dark for its own good, Kane has done a good job here as allfive scenes are pretty hot. Pure caters to brunette fans with a taste for arty porn but ifyou find yourself part of that demographic, you'll likely walk awayrather pleased with this nicely authored and rather hot release fromAdam & Eve; Hospital: Benny Profane, the man behind the Psychocandy series that came out through Pirate Booty Productions and who directed the very cool Bullets & Burlesque for Adam & Eve makes his Vivid Alt debut with Hospital.A young woman named Lucy wakes up in a hospital that looks likesomething out of a Cronenberg film at which point she starts havingbizarre flashbacks where we learn about the unorthodox psychosexualbehavior that landed her here in the first place. As Lucy tries to put her mind back together and figure just exactlywhat's going on here, the staff of the hospital decide to use her as aguinea pig in their strange experiments in hopes of curing her once andfor all. Beautifully shot in a macabre and dreary sort of way, you'd better wantart porn if you're going to sit down with this one. While the sexscenes are hotter than Hell and completely stroke worthy, Profane'sdirection is unusual, the cinematography unorthodox and theperformances at times almost berserk. Even by alt porn standards, ifthere are such things, this is a strange one. That said, Profane getssome great performances out of his cast members. The girls all lookgreat and seem into it - none of this feels fake as manufactured as itall may be. It doesn't break any new ground as far as Vivid Alt's output is concernedbut it is a well directed, interesting, and most importantly very sexyalt porn gonzo fest; and Suzie Superstar: The first of four films in the series, 1984's Suzie Superstar,from director Robert McCallum (a pseudonym for cult film/drive-indirector and cinematographer Gary Graver), the same auteur who broughtus legitimate classics like Private Teacher and Amanda By Night, follows in the tradition of other XXX rock 'n roll movies like the amazing Joe Cock Superstar and Gladys And Her All Girl Band.Just as mainstream cinema has long held a fascination with the rock 'nroll lifestyle, so too has the adult film industry, which makes sense,given the 'better to burn out than fade away' mentality that affectsboth the music industry and the porno movie industry - youth andvitality are key, and once age creeps in, it's a safe bet that moreoften than not your career is going to slide. It's campy in all the right ways and a lot of fun from start to finish.

Guy Incognito also saw fit to make a comeback with a lot of glimpses into titles such as Virtual Vivid Girls: The Love Twins:  Vivid has created a rather fun disc with the amazing Love Twins.What kills me is that there needs to be more special features. Ifyou're going to stuff a package with such innovations, you should gofor gusto; Naturally Yours 3: Diabolic brings the big tits to the forefront. Nothing says lovin' likesome chest cannons, but I found the results to be boring. I need moreaction than this average pairing of tits and dick. What happened toshowmanship in porn? It went right out the window; Theater Sluts Now Showing #1: Kick Ass and Dirty D deliver the dirty goods to the public again. Godbless the ability to shoot in these reality-based situations. Nothingis hotter than chicks getting fucked in public places. I don't knowwhat that says about me, but I don't care. Exhibitionism rules; Buttman at Nudes A Poppin #21: Nudes a Poppin at the Ponderosa Club is a wonderful thing. If youhappen to make your way up to Indiana, you can watch some of theloveliest amateur and professional ladies compete while nude. They'llwork the pole, they'll spread their cheeks and all while having a smileon their face. Pretty fucking awesome, huh? Evil Angel has done a great service to porn fans everywhere. Too longhas the Nudes a Poppin event been a distant fantasy. Now, we get to seeit all for a relatively low price. Kudos to Buttman. Kudos to Evil Angel; Camp Cutie #3: Kick Ass Pictures is dropping it like its hot. It's a wonderful production that hits all my fetish needs; Girls With Daddy Issues: Pure Play Media delivers a better collection of scenes. What kills meis the fact that I needed more. Oh well, until next time. I'd recommendit as a buy; and Abbey Winters .com Classics: Abby Winters rocks. But, I want those production house to move intofull girl-on-girl action. Quit pussy-footing around and give us the goods. I know that these girls can get busy.

The triumphant return of Michael Vega also heralded a new age for Xcritic with his looks at titles such as Housewife 1 On 1 v11 features four scenes found on Naughty America's website and they're pretty darn sexy. Daisy's scene must be exclusive to this disc, since I couldn't find it on the site. Since each scene is shot in first person POV, it's up to the ladies to carry each scene and with the exception of Phoenix's scene, I felt they were up to the task. That's not knocking Phoenix because, as I mentioned above, I know what she's capable of. In the end, Housewife 1 On 1 v11 is a Recommended effort from Naughty America; Mommy Got Boobs 2: a pretty good flick. It opens strong with the sexually eager Ava Devine, then moves on to the anally eager Veronica Rayne. If that isn't enough to satisfy you, we also have Priya Rai stickin' her ass in the air, as well as Maya and her sexy body giving Talon a workout. All of these things, as well as a bonus scene featuring the boobalicious Daphne Rosen, combine to make this disc a Highly Recommended effort from Brazzers; Lascivious Latinas 7 has more in common with the former flicks mentioned, rather than thelatter. In fact, it's almost the reverse pattern of the Star Trek flims- 2, 4 & 6 were good, while 1, 3, 5 were lacking. Okay, that wasgeeky. Anyways, while I wasn't feeling Nadia or Michelle's scene, theother ladies more than pick up the slack to make this a Recommended effort; MILF Lessons #17: This is the fourth MILF Lessons collection that i've reviewed for XCritic. I have to say, they're getting better as they go along. Sure, I might not have felt Deauxma's scene or didn't care for Dale's direction during Kayla's scene, but Kayla, Austin and Holly generated enough heat to spare. However, the masterpiece of this disc was Friday's scene. I love seeing her in action, and this scene demonstrates how flexible she is;  Latina Heat: I really wanted to give Latina Heat a Highly Recommended rating. Unfortunately, the brief running time and lack of any tangible extras was a real disappointment. Also, the audio during the beginning of each scene (in the car) is annoying since Paco is driving with the windows down and that's all the mic seems to pic up. Still, if you want to generate some Latina heat, you can't do any better than the mamis that Paco's assembled for this flick; Latina Hollywood Hookers: If you can work around the fact that Latina Hollywood Hookers is bookended with performances by ladies who aren't Latinas, you'll find yourself watching a well-produced, well-directed flick. While I might be the only one that has a problem with porn not delivering on whatever the title promises, i'm going to let Randy slide because he's assembled a great cast and shot a very sexy feature; and  Big Tit Boss Vol 2 was right up my alley. Featuring a cast of girls who are sexy and can more than fill a DD bra, there's some pretty good performances throughout the disc. While Memphis, Savannah and Priya delivered their usual screen-scalding performances, I was pleasantly surprised by Kristal and Abby Rode.

Wind Tunnel focused on quality over quantity in terms of searching out the elusive high end picks such as Whale Tail #4: In case the vernacular escapes you, the "Whale Tail" of the titlerefers to the thong triangle witnessed via back-end cleavage, and inthis case, that of a lovely lady. Since even the most moderate climatecan feel left out of this phenomenon (I had supposed it had more to dowith anal sex, but I'm crude - sorry!), director David Lord snared fivebeautiful tails for us to take in all the year-round, safe from theharm of the high seas and/or the toasty temperatures associated withold fashioned, public whale tailing.  Though I'm not quite sure thatthe feature fulfills the request of a true amount of whale tailadmiration, the end result of  Whale Tail #4 is more about what that fixation results in, less about the fetish ingeneral.  The tease is all the better for it (though you could skip it- but why?), and the payoff sex is certainly dynamite grade at its best(specifically Lexi and Stephanie's scenes).  Director David Lord optsto keep his focus on the chemistry between his partners and less on thetrappings of gonzo sex (position after recurring position, etc.), whichperhaps will alienate a few, but steers the whole with a head-onapproach to the sex, further intensifying the happenings to the pointof shattering (Emma and Missy's anal-centric appearances are certainlypart of this, too).  It is in this solemnity, this capture that feelsreal, decidedly intimate, though with a few understandable bumps alongthe way (the audio/visual presentation).  However, once it's all addedup, the appeal remains, even if it's not necessarily as specific to thecarrier of its series' title.

Talented reviewer Felix Vasquez Jr also found a sole title but impressed the heck out of his fans with his take of The Texas Vibrator Massacre: Oh come on, I've been a hardcore horror geek since I was five. Romeroand Craven are some of the first words I ever mastered. I watched"Night of the Living Dead" when I was five. I mean, it was only obviousI would jump at the chance--nay--leap at the chance to review a pornothat's based off of one of the greatest horror films ever made. MaybeI'm just lucky, but I get ahold of some of the cooler pornos I've everseen (aside from the goddamn "This Ain't Munsters XXX" which Don waslucky enough to see first), so of course once I received it in themail, I showed it to everyone willing to look at it. People couldn'tbelieve what they were looking at. "The Texas Vibrator Massacre"? Areyou serious, Rob Rotten? Scratch that: Are you the biggest goddamngenius who ever lived Rob Rotten? So, I showed it to anyone willing to look at it; even my mom! That's right. She is a bigger horror geek than I am and she has dibs to see its ince "TCM" is one of her all time favorite horror movies. Tobe Hooperbaby. Rob Rotten goes through painstaking rather startling detail tomake this seem unlike the average porno film and works at making it anactual movie at times. There's a story. There's performances beyondtypical foreplay. There's some sick shit here! And yes: there are nosegues in to segments with the fade in and fade out. It's smooth.Anyway, this is why I love porno, because I get to take part inhilarious and unusual events like "Texas Vibrator Massacre." I mightseem like I'm getting excited here, but I'm a true to the bone horrorfan, and this was a wonderful little homage to one of the greatesthorror movies ever made. It's motherfucking brilliant, up and down.Drinks on me if you're ever in the Bronx, Rotten.

JJ STalker then gave us a few to consider with Daddy Please Stop Fucking My Friends: Daddy Please Stop Fucking My Friends" is a five scene, 116 min skin vidstarring Kylee Reese and features young girls with older guys. The box has a large shot of Kylee and small shots of three of theother girls. The pics are good, and all the girls look nice. ButKylee's cuter than her pic.The back is a collection of hardcore stillsthat are among the nicest I've seen recently.  Popping it in, we gettwo phone sex ads which can be skipped beforewe get to the main menu. There we are greeted with nice shot of AlexaJordan and one of the sweetest loops I've heard! The loop track isimmediately catchy, and I actually listened to it for a bit beforeplungin ahead. Sweet! I'd actually like to know who did it.  Anentertaining flick! Madison Scott's scene is really, really hot andthis video deserves attention for that alone. But there's good stuffthroughout; and Barely Legal School Girls #4:Directed by Axel Braun, this vid is a five scene fuck flick that comesin at 104 minutes running time. The first thing I noticed about thisDVD was the smokin' hot picof Angelina Valentine on the box even though I didn't like the way herhair was pulled back. The back of the box is a collection of nicehardcore stills.  After popping it in, I was treated to two phone sexcommercials which I ignored even though they couldn't be skipped.  Themain menu also features Miss Valentine, and includes choicesfor playing the movie, choosing a chapter, choosing a star, orselecting a special feature.This is a flick filled with good performances and enthusiastic sex,competently shot and lit. Austin's ginormous boobs and Angelina'severything are the standouts here, but there's lots of competentcocksucking and pretty solid fucking all the way around.

Last but not least is lovely Rayven's take of a high definition title called Bound To Please #3 (Blu-Ray): Five beautiful ladies, all of which  enjoy being tied up give it  theirall with their male co-stars  as they moan and groan for you as theybecome more aroused being tied up. Each of these ladies are very vocalin expressing their delight as the men go to town on them. The scenesare lengthy which is a good thing  for both the men and ladies watchingBound To Please 3. Though it is  a soft  core fetish, the more seasonedfetish lovers can  find  some enjoyment  in it. Bound  To Please # 3 when  released on SD did a  very god  job on all technical  and audioqualities. This  time  around on the BR  release, the  clarity and sound was  even better. For one  who wasn't  to keen on the idea of watching  porn on Blu-Ray, I  must  say that its well worth the investment. Bound To Please #3 in BR  made me a  believer of how much the  company cleans up the  original  from SD  transferring it to  BR . I was veryimpressed with the  SD and watching the  BR , I saw what  others havebeen telling me . I  first  noticed the sound  quality, then the video. Nothing has changed within the scenes. In this  installment,  a lotof  attention is paid to making  sure the  woman  that she is  very well  stimulated and  fully  aroused  before  any penetration is done.In my opinion that is something all women look  for before doing theactual "deed" and  not  being  so dry that vaginal penetration willhurt. What I enjoyed is the fact that even the new comers should asmuch enthusiasm as the seasoned pro Audrey Bitoni. The light bondagewas a turn on and the fact that it wasn't rushed heightened thepleasure they gave to each other. Another definite adds to your Blu-Ray collection if hot and slow steamy sex is what you are lookingfor... It made a believer out of me.. Here I was  worried about how theladies would look and the possibility of  all the  scars and skin blemishes showing and that wasn't the  case here. I could  get used towatching  porn in  Hi- Def.