ASSk Joanna - Cuming Too Soon, Ass Talk and Anal Orgasms
Over the years, my ass has met a lot of
different kinds of people and learned a lot of things. It is
knowledgeable on a variety of subjects, ranging from Tommy Pistol, to
ketchup bottles, to ASStrophysics. Throughout the years, you've spent
hours getting to know my ass...but you've never had the chance to
really talk to it. It's about time my ass shared some of its intellect
with my beloved fans!
Questions will be posted WITHOUT names and information. Don't worry - your sexual inquiries are secret safe with us!
So please: SUBMIT A QUESTION to my ass! It will bestow its worldly knowledge upon you all. As you may know, my
ass has a very hectic schedule; so don't be offended if it doesn't
answer your question right away.
I look forward to hearing from you!
Joanna Angel (and her Ass)
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Hello...I was watching your hot videos
and I was wondering - when having sex with a hot woman - and with you
being so burning hot - how do the guys stop from cumming too soon as
you're all so hot? Any ideas of how to last longer?
Sincerely, Longing to Last
don't really know how to answer this because I am not a guy, but I have
had sex with a guy or two before, so I have a small frame of reference.
I have heard that bananas and zinc pills make you last longer, but that
could also be bullshit. Wait - I think that was a homeopathic solution
for bigger loads, not lasting longer. Um...aren't you supposed to try and
think about baseball? Or your grandma? Something like that...right? And I
have been in the situation where a guy has cum too early. But let me
ask you something: after you cum, do you spontaneously decombust? Do
you turn into a pumpkin? Or a frog!? If you cum too early, why don't
you just get right back in there and start again? I actually think
that's pretty hot: when you bang a guy and he cums and fucks you again,
and cums and fuck you again. Then it feels like a sex-a-thon as opposed
to just sex. If you can't cum more than once, it's OK. You can fuck,
and then cum, and then fuck again without cumming. Jizz is cool but
like, it's not THAT cool. I am totally fine with having sex for an hour
and being Jizz-less.
there, I have an ass question for Joanna's ass! Haha - well, I'm a very
visual person and when I saw this whole questionnaire thing...all I
could think of is this: have you ever made your ass talk? Like, you
know, move your buttcheeks and make it talk...like in a
movie...ummm...Jim Carey...yeah! You should do that.
have attempted to shake myself like they do in rap videos...it wasn't
very impressive. I have never done the Jim Carey ass-talking thing,
although I think I remember Tommy Pistol doing so on set once. To be
honest, I don't think I really want to do that. Joanna blabs her mouth
enough...there is no need for me to start talking too.
don't know if you have ever heard this one before, but I can't figure
it out: my girl likes to take it all ways, only trouble is the back
door is so intense, it's only good for one cum for her...vag is great,
even an occassional squirt gushing, but if I make her cum with the butt
love, shes done for the evening...any advice???
know, for some girls, anal sex is really intense and they just can't
handle it for that long. On the same note, some guys can only last a
second in the ass as well...apparently, you are some kind of porn star
who doesn't have this problem. Go you!
I can't rightfully give
you advice on how to tell your girlfriend to hold back on her
orgasms...so I would just say, fuck her pussy for awhile, put it in her
ass as the grand finale. That is healthier anyways - it is OK to go
from the pussy to the ass but it's a high risk for bacterial infections
to do the opposite. I know...I don't exactly follow my own advice all
the time, but I still recommend it. If you're gonna switch back and
forth from the pussy to the ass you should really keep a box of baby
wipes close by and wipe off a little before you go back in the vag. And
come on - you should be happy that you are evoking amazing,
earth-shaking orgasms out of your woman from putting your dick in her
butt! I mean...sex is all about making her feel good anyways...isn't it?