Who stole Jennifer Connelly's boobs?

[Turd Ferguson]

Whatever happened to those big, beautiful breasts she had in Rocketeer and Career Opportunities? Does she think she has to look like every other emaciated coke head actress to be taken seriously? Oh the humanity!

[Jackskeleton]

guess the supporting actress didn't have to much support

[Turd Ferguson]

Phil Mickelson has bigger tits than her.

[Jackskeleton]

i think uma stole them :p

[Turd Ferguson]

Uma's gotten some big mommy boobs. Very nice.

[Copenhagen]

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Phil Mickelson has bigger tits than her.

Thanks, that's going to ruin the Masters for me this year. :)

[Turd Ferguson]

Seriously. Nike needs to market a male sportsbra and get Colin Montgomere and Phil Mickelson to endorse it.

[Geofferson]

Jennifer has lost a ton of weight recently. Her boobs went with it.

[Turd Ferguson]

That starved look is so unattractive. I thought we'd gotten beyond heroin chic a couple years ago. Deflated boobies are a crime.

[Myster X]

I need pics.

[collven]

Reese Whitherspoon looked way too thin as well. She looked much better with a little meat on her.

[dancinns]

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
i think uma stole them :p
That's what I was going to say. :)

[mllefoo]

Jennifer needs to fire whoever gave her the makeover for this show. She looked OLD. Sad, since she is a year younger than me and I don't look that old. And she looked emaciated. There was a time she would have filled that dress nicely, but not tonight.

I love her - she's a wonderful actress, and beautiful. But she looked like she hadn't slept in a week or two tonight.

She should also wear colors that are more complimentary to her coloring. That pale green dress she wore in Dark City was fantastic. The flesh tone thing she wore tonight was bland and unflattering. She is a classic dark beauty, and she should flaunt it a bit. Especially for such a gala event.

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by mllefoo
I love her - she's a wonderful actress, and beautiful.
<B>But she looked like she hadn't slept in a week or two tonight.</B>

Opps, my bad... that was my fault.

sorry.

:blush:

-k
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[Gallant Pig]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze


Opps, my bad... that was my fault.

sorry.

:blush:

-k
###

You givin too much love to that damn parrot of yours. :p

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by Gallant Pig
You givin too much love to that damn parrot of yours. :p

That wasn't my parrots' screeches that the cops got called to my house for!

rotfl

-k
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[BadlyDrawnBoy]

Originally posted by collven
Reese Whitherspoon looked way too thin as well. She looked much better with a little meat on her.

i agree with that, and what about renee zellweger, she looked to be under 100 pounds....


Go uma is all I have to say

[JustinS]

She has been on the Celene Dion/Helen Hunt diet.

Millions of men like buxom. I wish someone would tell Ms. Connelly that (and Renee Zellwegger while they are at it).

[mllefoo]

Renee's a healthy girl. She looks thin because she dropped the 35 or so pounds she put on for Bridget Jones' Diary.

[BadlyDrawnBoy]

JC
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1065627.jpg

RZ
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1065642.jpg

sorry to disagree foo, I don't think renee looks too healthy at all.

Hallehttp://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1065626.jpg

[William Wallace]

Somethings definitely wrong with jennifer. She refused to talk with anyone after the show.

Did anyone see her on Leno a week and a half ago? Did she look that thin then?

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Somethings definitely wrong with jennifer. She refused to talk with anyone after the show.

Did anyone see her on Leno a week and a half ago? Did she look that thin then?

She looked <B>HOT</b> on the late nite circut! But that dress: :yack:

-k
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[JesseCuster]

Anyone else think Jennifer's had breast reduction surgery? She's never seemed very comfortable as the "sexpot" type with the figure she had so it wouldn't surprise me. Halle looks the best of the three pictured, hands down. Slender but healthy. The friggin' skin is hanging from Renee's arms...gawd!

[Lethal Nemesis]

Something doesn't look right about Jennifer. Maybe she just needs more sleep.

[thegame370]

That super skinny look is very, very unattractive. I dont know if anyone has noticed but that girl Selma Blair from Cruel Intentions is very thin now as well. Shes never been meaty but now shes like i said "Super Thin". Anyway, Jennifer Connelly is way too thin now. She looked way better when she was in that flick Career Oppurtunities, or even in Labyrinth.

[William Wallace]

I think Jennifer looked best in Requiem For A Dream. She still had those large breasts.

[DaveNinja]

Where are the Uma pics?

[J-Dubya]

Originally posted by DaveNinja
Where are the Uma pics?

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2002/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_lg_thurhawke.jpg

[PixyJunket]

none of these chicks give me thoe hot.. is there something wrong with me?

[Geofferson]

Originally posted by J-Dubya


http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2002/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_lg_thurhawke.jpg
:up:

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by J-Dubya
http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2002/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_lg_thurhawke.jpg

that's uma? who's the scrub?

[CharlesC]

Originally posted by pixyboi
that's uma? who's the scrub?
That's Denzel's bitch.

[Geofferson]

Originally posted by CharlesC

That's Denzel's bitch.
:lol:

[tank555]

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2002/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_lg_thurhawke.jpg

Dang! When did she grow those?! :jawdrop:

[waporvare]

Maybe Jennifer took her "Requiem for a Dream" role and continued to live it. She looked like a heroin junkie.

[BadlyDrawnBoy]

Originally posted by tank555
http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2002/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_lg_thurhawke.jpg

Dang! When did she grow those?! :jawdrop:
'
she's a new mom.... Which is why wild bill was delayed...

[Patman]

Uma's currently preggers, so her boobs are nice and swollen...

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by CharlesC
That's Denzel's bitch.

:confused:

[dancinns]

Denzel's bitch is Ethan Hawke. He was Denzel's costar in Training Day.

[PixyJunket]

ooh.. thanks.. never got around to seeing that one..

[shizawn]

Wow, Jennifer sure does look awful. :( Tis a pity.

After seeing that pic, all the more reason to keep this thread (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162023) alive.

[Static Cling]

Zellweger looks like a corpse. Ugh.

[Quake1028]

Was it me, or did everyone look terrible last night? Even J-Lo looked crappy, which is a serious crime.

[ratguy]

Originally posted by Quake1028
Was it me, or did everyone look terrible last night? Even J-Lo looked crappy, which is a serious crime.

Everyone, save Halle Berry. She looked good enough to eat, as usual.

[the_dude8]

is jennifer connelly on herion or something?? she does not look her herself last nite. was the old dude her hubby sitting next to her @ the oscar??

[mllefoo]

Jennifer Connelly looked as if she was going to be sick most of the night. Everytime the camera panned across to her, she was sitting there looking pained and doing that oh-so-polite little golf clap.

[Lethal Nemesis]

I feel like giving her a sandwich or something.

[Geofferson]

Originally posted by Static Cling
Zellweger looks like a corpse. Ugh.
Kirsten Dunst looked like a corpse as well.

[DaveNinja]

Originally posted by Geofferson

Kirsten Dunst looked like a corpse as well.

all this corpse talk is giving me the hot!

[William Wallace]

Anyone know how long ago this was:

http://w1.660.telia.com/~u66012076/jc/images/jennifer_connelly_002u3edit.jpg

-eek- -eek- -eek-

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Anyone know how long ago this was:

http://w1.660.telia.com/~u66012076/jc/images/jennifer_connelly_002u3edit.jpg

-eek- -eek- -eek-

Damnn she looks gooood in that pic!!

[wm lopez]

When that Jennifer Connelly "thong" thread was made nobody mentioned that she's not hot anymore. She was a "9" the way she looked in movies CAREER OPERTONATIES, THE HOT SPOT. Now she's a "4". The beautiful melons are flapjacks now.

[Turd Ferguson]

Finally I started a thread that went somewhere. A couple of observations:

1.) Did Renee Z. rub her face down with Crisco or what?
2.) Why did Gwenneth Paltrow wear a napkin for a blouse when her tits looked like chewed-up bubble gum?

[William Wallace]

When that Jennifer Connelly "thong" thread was made nobody mentioned that she's not hot anymore. She was a "9" the way she looked in movies CAREER OPERTONATIES, THE HOT SPOT. Now she's a "4". The beautiful melons are flapjacks now.

No way man. The reason no one mentioned it is because just in January she still looked hot.

She was a 9 in Career Opportunities and The Hot Spot, and a 10 in her late twenties, a 10 on letterman in January. I say this because in the early 90s she was still a little girl, and i think shes much sexier when she looks womanly. Just look at the pic i posted. That was probably taken somewhere between 1996-1999.

But yeah, she did look pretty bad at the oscars last night.
She was a 6 last night IMO. She still had the pretty face, but her body looked like a stick. It has nothing to do with age. Usually, you gain weight as you get older.

[JesseCuster]

Originally posted by Geofferson

Kirsten Dunst looked like a corpse as well.

FWIW, in the pre-Oscar gawk-fest on the red carpet, Joan "Plastoface" Rivers asked Kirsten why she looked sickly (if nothing else, Joan gets to the point) and Kirsten said she'd been ill for the last few days and had hence dropped some pounds.

[DaveNinja]

Why arent there more Uma pics? Someone should start a thread dedicated to them... er... her.

[madcougar]

Originally posted by the_dude8
is jennifer connelly on herion or something?? she does not look her herself last nite. was the old dude her hubby sitting next to her @ the oscar??

I believe that was her father.

[zuffy]

Originally posted by Quake1028
Was it me, or did everyone look terrible last night? Even J-Lo looked crappy, which is a serious crime.

I agree 100%. Everyone looked like crap last nite.

[Breakfast with Girls]

Originally posted by zuffy
I agree 100%. Everyone looked like crap last nite.

Halle Berry was hot. Too bad she's married and lives, like, in a different universe from me.

[Gunshy]

Jennifer Connely needs me to cook her what I'm having for dinner right now - a nice big sausage, cheese and onion 3-egg omlette on whole wheat toast! Mmmmm...

:consume:

And for dessert? More of my sausage ;)

-Gunshy

[LBPound]

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Finally I started a thread that went somewhere. A couple of observations:

1.) Did Renee Z. rub her face down with Crisco or what?


She must have!!!

[Wag The Frog]

The Ally McBealization of Hollywood makes me sick...

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by Gunshy
Jennifer Connely needs me to cook her what I'm having for dinner right now - a nice big sausage,
And for dessert? More... sausage ;)

-Gunshy


So tonight your going to be eating a lot of sausage huh? :p

Good luck with all that sausage

[zuffy]

Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls


Halle Berry was hot. Too bad she's married and lives, like, in a different universe from me.

OK then, I agree 99.99% :D Halle was hot last nite, as always. My biggest disappointed was Jennifer Connelly and Cameron Diaz. What the hell happened?

[victant]

Originally posted by zuffy


OK then, I agree 99.99% :D Halle was hot last nite, as always. My biggest disappointed was Jennifer Connelly and Cameron Diaz. What the hell happened?

Methinks Oscar night should have coincided with St. Patty's day this year.... ;)

[Wag The Frog]

I've set up a little demonstration of the biggest missing persons case of 2002: Jennifer Connelly's two missing breasts!

http://home.att.net/~craigths/jennifer_connelly.htm

[zuffy]

Yeah, who took her boobs?

[MJKTool]

Reminds me of the Britney Spears tits mystery.

[victant]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Reminds me of the Britney Spears tits mystery.

rotfl :lol: rotfl

[Lethal Nemesis]

Her breasts left when she lost all that weight.

:(

[RoyalTea]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Reminds me of the Britney Spears tits mystery. you're onto something there. maybe britney stole them?

[Original Desmond]

yeah she looked nice and healthy before, now she looks terrible

[Jackskeleton]

it's called support... and lack of it.

[Giantrobo]

It's all the fault of you <b>freaks</b> who love THIN WOMEN.

Hollywood pressures stars to lose weight and mostly gay men make fashions and have NO INTEREST in breasts and what they mean to straight men. They would rather have women look like heroin addicted boys than shapely women just so their ugly assed "creations" can be the highlight not the woman.

There I said it.

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by RoyalTea
you're onto something there. maybe britney stole them?

:lol::lol:

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
It's all the fault of you <b>freaks</b> who love THIN WOMEN.

Hollywood pressures stars to lose weight and mostly gay men make fashions and have NO INTEREST in breasts and what they mean to straight men. They would rather have women look like heroin addicted boys than shapely women just so their ugly assed "creations" can be the highlight not the woman.

There I said it.

Well I for one, have never been attracted to the Kate Moss kind of look.

[Thor Simpson]

2 things... the outfit and a lot of lost weight. some women are lucky enough to put weight in their boobs when they gain weight. others just get those funky fem-thighs. she's one of the lucky (and gorgeous) ones.

plus i think the outfit diminishes them... like when gwynneth paltrow wrapped her chest in shakespeare in love.

[zuffy]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
It's all the fault of you <b>freaks</b> who love THIN WOMEN.

Hollywood pressures stars to lose weight and mostly gay men make fashions and have NO INTEREST in breasts and what they mean to straight men. They would rather have women look like heroin addicted boys than shapely women just so their ugly assed "creations" can be the highlight not the woman.

There I said it.

I prefer a little chunky girl over a toothpick girl.

[AndyCapps]

I've merged this thread with the "Jennifer Connelly's breasts - before and after!" thread since all the mystery can fit into one thread.

[J-Dubya]

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Finally I started a thread that went somewhere. A couple of observations:

1.) Did Renee Z. rub her face down with Crisco or what?


I think she had a facelift.

[LBPound]

Originally posted by Wag The Frog
I've set up a little demonstration of the biggest missing persons case of 2002: Jennifer Connelly's two missing breasts!

http://home.att.net/~craigths/jennifer_connelly.htm

Great page. Maybe we'll get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all!

[William Wallace]

Someone has to get Joan Rivers to ask Jennifer the same thing!

[zuffy]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Someone has to get Joan Rivers to ask Jennifer the same thing!

I say Joan Rivers should make it a new thing of hers... ask all skinny celebrities what the hell happened.

[kenny79]

Uma dunnit.

http://www.uma-thurman.net/gallery/oscar2002/oscar03.jpg

:jawdrop:

[William Wallace]

Unfortunately, Uma's are probably fake.

[CharlesC]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Unfortunately, Uma's are probably fake.
You got proof of that? Don't make me call Patman!

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by kenny79
Uma dunnit.

http://www.uma-thurman.net/gallery/oscar2002/oscar03.jpg

:jawdrop:

The yobes are nice, but what is wrong with her face!?!?!?!

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
2.) Why did Gwenneth Paltrow wear a napkin for a blouse when her tits looked like chewed-up bubble gum?

rotfl :up:

[zuffy]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Unfortunately, Uma's are probably fake.

Don't look fake to me. From her past movies where she did nudity, her breasts are big and real.

[wm lopez]

Come on, Gwennth's look good. I was turned on.

[ratguy]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Unfortunately, Uma's are probably fake.

Real, most definately.

[ratguy]

Originally posted by wm lopez
Come on, Gwennth's look good. I was turned on.

I never really liked her raccoon look.

[mllefoo]

Uma's preggers. Them puppies be full of milk.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by ratguy


Real, most definately.

They looked pretty real in the nudes I've seen of her topless on the beach.

[William Wallace]

My bad. I have a habit of assuming that 99.9999999% of women in hollywood have implants.

[Mister Beefhead]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
It's all the fault of you <b>freaks</b> who love THIN WOMEN.


The funny thing is, I don't know anyone who goes for women that thin. What the heck is it with women? Typically, when a man is trying to look good for women, he will try to keep his body in a condition that appeals to most women, and wear things that tend to meet with approval by women. Women, on the other hand, tend to want to diet themselves into a condition that very few men like and wear clothes that very few men like.

Ladies, please, stop being so damn open to suggestion from people who you're not really trying to impress! (other women, gay men) You know what we want to see! Either start looking like the men you're after want you to, or stop pretending that you care what the hell men think.

[William Wallace]

I have yet to find anyone who actually likes the Ally McBeal look. I wonder how the hell it started.

[kenny79]

Originally posted by William Wallace
I have yet to find anyone who actually likes the Ally McBeal look. I wonder how the hell it started.
I think it's safe to say that most men like thin, fit women. Then some "genius" executives decided that even thinner (like 10 pounds underweight) is better.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by kenny79

I think it's safe to say that most men like thin, fit women. Then some "genius" executives decided that even thinner (like 10 pounds underweight) is better.

Well maybe they're going with the cliche that "TV puts on 10 pounds" to get to their ideal weight.

[William Wallace]

Guys, I don't think this has anything to do with Hollywood executives.

I think Jennifer really is trying to downplay her sexuality. She has said in the past how she doesn't care about it.

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Guys, I don't think this has anything to do with Hollywood executives.

I think Jennifer really is trying to downplay her sexuality. She has said in the past how she doesn't care about it.
That doesn't mean that she has to look unhealthy.

[namja]

Originally posted by Wag The Frog
I've set up a little demonstration of the biggest missing persons case of 2002: Jennifer Connelly's two missing breasts!

http://home.att.net/~craigths/jennifer_connelly.htm
Maybe when Jennifer gains weight, all of it goes to her boobies. And when she loses weight, it goes away from her boobies first.

Because she does look a lot thinner now than when she had bigger boobies.

[victant]

Originally posted by namja

Maybe when Jennifer gains weight, all of it goes to her boobies. And when she loses weight, it goes away from her boobies first.

Because she does look a lot thinner now than when she had bigger boobies.

Nice! The camel theory.... ;)

[mllefoo]

Funny. If all of you guys like MEAT on a woman, why don't you date my friend, Tabatha? She desperately needs to get laid AND wants a steady boyfriend (this means getting laid ALL the time, for you orgasmically challenged guys out there :p ). Only problem is she is not a stick figure. Far from it.

She's a little on the rotund side. But don't let that deter you. She laughs all the time and is a lot of fun. So there.

[kenny79]

Originally posted by mllefoo
Funny. If all of you guys like MEAT on a woman, why don't you date my friend, Tabatha? She desperately needs to get laid AND wants a steady boyfriend (this means getting laid ALL the time, for you orgasmically challenged guys out there :p ). Only problem is she is not a stick figure. Far from it.

She's a little on the rotund side. But don't let that deter you. She laughs all the time and is a lot of fun. So there.
I think we're aiming for the middle ground. :p

[DrRingDing]

well, reports are that Josh Charles broke up with her a day or two before the oscars, so maybe he took them as palimony... :D
-di doctor-

(thought i'd be a little heartless for once.. ;))

[William Wallace]

Josh Charles is a fool..

[namja]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Josh Charles is a fool..
But thanks to him, she's single again. :D

[kenny79]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Josh Charles is a fool..
But he's Dan Rydell.

[YellowLedbetter]

Is there a doctor in the house?

Is it possible to loose that much boobage without surgery???


I think she had them surgically reduced.... in what will become known as the crime of the century. If I find that plastic surgeon....

[theedge]

Please tell me it's only an April fools gag!!!

[That's Not a Potato]

I don't know if this is a reliable source or not, but from http://www.audiencemag.com/reviews.html :

Doing the best work of her career also is Jennifer Connelly as Nash’s wife, Alicia, who falls for him as one of his students and stands by him through his decades-long fight against insanity. It’s worth noting that in image- and asset-conscious Hollywood, Connelly, once cast primary for her extreme natural endowments (and a willingness to bare them), is finally starting to get the kinds of roles she hoped for—and held out for—when she underwent a rather radical breast-reduction surgery a couple years back. Indeed, she does have talent as well, and it is her performance that centers the movie and allows Crowe to fly. Good for her.

"A couple years back" seems a little unusual, considering that the questions about her breasts are all fairly recent. Then, maybe that would explain why she was willing to bare her lower nether-regions for <i>Requiem For A Dream</i> while wearing a bra...waiting for the surgery to heal, or something.

[kenny79]

If that's true, :( :( :(.

[William Wallace]

Just watched Inventing the Abbots. You get to see her boobs in this one :) She was 27 at the time this movie was made, and she looked perfect IMO.

As for the movie itself, it sucked after Jennifer leaves, which is like 20 minutes into the movie.

[Cardiff Giant]

I don't buy the surgery argument unless it was very very recently. As late as December or January, when she was doing the late night talk show circuit she looked great and had boobs that looked like her normal size. Dunno why but it's a damn shame because I used to think she was beautiful. Now I think she'd be beauitful if she put on 15-20 lbs. She just looks skinny to unhealthy levels.

[William Wallace]

I agree with dfbennet.

I believe these pics were taken in October 2000, after Requiem was filmed:

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0308.jpg

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0288.jpg

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0287.jpg

Her breasts look fine there to me.



This pic was taken no more than a year ago:

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0520.jpg

[William Wallace]

edit.

[CharlesC]

Yep she has definitely lost weight since those pics were taken.

Great pics BTW.

[namja]

BTW, no matter how much she weighs and no matter how big/small her boobs are ... I still love her.

:D

http://www.coldpumpkin.com/women/jc/jc23.jpg

[isamu]

She's fugly now! What a waste. I guess I'll hang on to that nude "Carreer Opportunities" promo posters I still have hung up :D

[Buford T Pusser]

I heard on the radio today that her boyfriend broke up with her just minutes before the Oscars so that's why she was kinda glum. Anyone heard that report?

[JesseCuster]

Originally posted by William Wallace
I agree with dfbennet.

I believe these pics were taken in October 2000, after Requiem was filmed:

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0308.jpg




Boy, that's freaky. She looks healthy as ever there and her breasts are present in all their remembered glory. If she's had them reduced, she's had a radical change in her view of herself in the last year or so. You don't wear an outfit like that to a premiere unless your happy and comfortable with your body. And she looks perfectly relaxed in the picture.

[William Wallace]

isamu,

She's fugly now! What a waste.

Shes far from "fugly".

JesseCuster,

Yes, I agree that she must have been happy and comfortable with her body at that time. So if she did have surgery, it must have been after the filming of Requiem For A Dream.

[Cardiff Giant]

Originally posted by William Wallace
isamu,



Shes far from "fugly".

JesseCuster,

Yes, I agree that she must have been happy and comfortable with her body at that time. So if she did have surgery, it must have been after the filming of Requiem For A Dream.
If she has surgery, it was within the past 3 months or so. She looked great on Letterman in late December/January. Her chest looked like it normally did. If she had surgery, it was post the Letterman interview.

[Patman]

Originally posted by CharlesC

You got proof of that? Don't make me call Patman!

*Chuckle* Uma's are actually droppy when she's not preggers. She had plenty of "support" for that outfit at the Oscars. They'll go back down in size once she downloads her child and loses the preggers weight.

[D.Pham00]

oh the humanity

[William Wallace]

Are they already filming the Hulk? I hope not cuz they gotta give her time to put that weight back on.

[Vampyr]

Who stole Jennifer Connelly's boobs?
http://www.cobbaut.be/clinton/presid.jpg

[William Wallace]

LOL that was random

[William Wallace]

Hey guys, this might explain Jennifer's weight loss at the oscars. Here is some info on the character she plays in The Incredible Hulk:

"There are only six original Marvel comics, but tons of other interpretations," enthuses Connelly. "Betty starts out as a kind of Jackie O figure, and she becomes a kind of comic-book superhero herself - very voluptuous, a femme fatale."

Notice the word "voluptuous".

[kian69]

Originally posted by William Wallace
I agree with dfbennet.

I believe these pics were taken in October 2000, after Requiem was filmed:

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/connellyjennifer/images/connelly0308.jpg


This is one of the nicest pics of Jennifer that I've ever seen.

[Vampyr]

I think I found the thief!!!!!

http://www.freeforest.com/hardcore/0412breasts/p001.jpg

[Geofferson]

After 4,400+ views, still no one knows who stole them? :p

[suziq999]

Originally posted by Vampyr
I think I found the thief!!!!!

http://www.freeforest.com/hardcore/0412breasts/p001.jpg

Dear god that woman stole the entire cities worth of boob!!

[MJKTool]

holy christ -eek-

[Turd Ferguson]

My little Oscar night thread keeps going and going.... We will not rest until we find her boobs.

"You are either with us or you are with the boob theives."

[Jeremy517]

If you buy her breasts on the black market, the terrorists win :(

[Turd Ferguson]

Make no mistake. We WILL find them.

[CharlesC]

Maybe this guy can help:
http://www.1800crimetv.com/foxsite/site/images/walsh_biopicture.gif

[William Wallace]

Delete that grotesque picture NOW!

[zuffy]

Just one of her boob is bigger than her waist -eek-

[YellowLedbetter]

Jennifer will be on either Conan or Jay Leno next week, I forget which, but maybe some light will be shed on this whole mystery. Maybe one of those idiots will finally ask a question worth asking.

[William Wallace]

Yellowleadbetter -

How do you know she will be on leno or conan? She doesn't have any movie coming up soon, so it doesn't make sense.

[D.Pham00]

oh dear god...i think the mOOb's gonna faint

[YellowLedbetter]

Well, of course I could be wrong (for the very first time in history).

But I was watching both of those shows recently and they did a "be sure and watch next week when we will have.... on the show." And I am quite sure he said Jennifer Connelly, because I immediately thought of this thread.


I found it.... Conan O'Brien on Monday night. Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Connelly.

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/index.html

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by Vampyr
I think I found the thief!!!!!

http://www.freeforest.com/hardcore/0412breasts/p001.jpg
Damn! :jawdrop: She's gonna have back problems.

[Vampyr]

Bangkok Ladyboys fake breasts stolen

The Ladyboys of Bangkok have had more breast problems at their show in Edinburgh.

A thief has stolen a pair of 38DD fake breasts and underwear.

The Ladyboys had previously had trouble with breast implants hardening in the cold weather.

A police spokesman told the Daily Record: "The items were valued at around £800 but I doubt there's much market for this sort of thing."

A spokesman for show organisers Urban Circus says the thief must have a fetish for dressing up.

Story filed: 08:17 Wednesday 8th August 2001



http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_369759.html?menu=entertainment.comedy

:hscratch:

[Buford T Pusser]

The Conan show was the one where she had bad hair. There was a funny opening bit where a guy in the audience was doing a chat on the internet about her appearance. He was acting quite geeky unlike anyone here. :)

[Random]

wow, while reading the post above, my friend yells out "hey its Jennifer Connely" and I go into the living room and its the exact conan episode on TV, probably a rerun. OMG I'm gonna get off the computer now.

[Brian Shannon]

http://www.attractivestars.com/actresses/jenniferconnelly/20.jpg

[William Wallace]

Was Jennifer always a vegetarian? I ask because vegetarians are usually very skinny.

[William Wallace]

Sorry to bring this up again :) , but Jennifer is looking much better now!

These pics are from earlier this month. She looks much more healthy, and looks like she put a little weight back on:

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=1915&styp=clbi&nm=Jennifer%20Connelly

[victant]

:thumbsup: Nice! ;)

[Patman]

I think she's now stuffing her bra.

[Geofferson]

Originally posted by William Wallace
Sorry to bring this up again :) , but Jennifer is looking much better now!

No need to apologize when referring to this babe! :D

[William Wallace]

I think she's now stuffing her bra.

No, she wouldn't do that.

[Patman]

Well, how do you go from basically an A cup to a C cup in 2 months and still maintain the rest of your proportions? It must be some mutant ability to just puff up boobies and nothing else.

[suziq999]

It's called a MIRACLE bra ain't it? :p

[William Wallace]

Well, how do you go from basically an A cup to a C cup in 2 months and still maintain the rest of your proportions? It must be some mutant ability to just puff up boobies and nothing else.

She went from C cup to A cup in 2 months(compare Letterman show to Oscar show). If she was insecure about her body she wouldn't have worn that dress to the oscars(which looked horrible in her condition).

And its more like 3 months. Oscars was on March 24, those pics were taken a week ago. Anyway, it looks like she has gained about 10 lbs, which really isn't that much weight to gain in 2 or 3 months.

Also, she doesn't look like she maintained the rest of her proportions. She doesn't look as skinny around the face and neck area too.

[CharlesC]

My wife goes from a C+ cup to a B- cup with great frequency. Not so unusual I think.

She look 100% better now. Wierd.

[Droog]

Thank you to the thief for putting them back.

That's much better.:)

[William Wallace]

I don't think she is 100% better now. She could still gain just a few more lbs. For her height she should weigh anywhere from 130-135.

[JesseCuster]

Jennifer's got boobies again! HOORAY!!!! :) :) :) :)

BTW, do women who attend go without food for a month prior to the Oscars? Jennifer wasn't the only woman who looked like she'd been liberated from a concentration camp.

[BizRodian]

She's a babe.

But this puzzle is very puzzling...

[speedy1961]

It certainly is.....

[William Wallace]

BTW in A Beautiful Mind, unlike what most ppl say her boobs do look big. Remember the scene where she is running in the rain? you can see them bouncing :)

[Derrich]

So I'm sitting here watching Career Opportunities and I'm mesmerized by Jennifer Connelly. I know it's been said millions of times on this site, but DAMN, she's the closest thing to perfection on this earth.

D

[Obey The D]

You bump a two year old thread and you don't even have the decency to post any pics? ;)

[Derrich]

http://www21.addr.com/~almeath/photos/newer_a/eb5.jpg

[Obey The D]

Originally posted by Derrich
http://www21.addr.com/~almeath/photos/newer_a/eb5.jpg

:up:

[Roto]

The hottest non-nude scene ever (http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/jc/downloads/video/bin/career/career2.avi)

[TopHatCat64]

Originally posted by Roto
The hottest non-nude scene ever (http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/jc/downloads/video/bin/career/career2.avi)

:jawdrop:

[Saxofonix]

Originally posted by Roto
The hottest non-nude scene ever (http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/jc/downloads/video/bin/career/career2.avi)

Woaaah!

I now moved this movie to the very top of my Netflix list.

[Luc TC]

I can't believe it's been two years. gee how time flies :(. It seems like it was just few months ago.

[Turd Ferguson]

I started this thread after watching the Oscars in March of 2002, and it keeps coming back like Jason in Friday the 13th.

[Debaser]

Next time we see this thread it will take place in space.

[ClemsonDevil]

Nice to see the Reebok Pump technology from the early 90's has found a new spokeswoman!
All this talk of disappearing boobs to reappearing boobs can only be explained with "The Pump"!

[Matt Stevens]

Don't know if it was mentioned, but Jennifer has breast reduction surgery to "save her career." It worked. She got the boobs lopped off and suddenly she was taken seriously as an actress. I hate Hollywood for ruining the hottest chick on the planet.

[DonnachaOne]

Matt, what's your source?

[Matt Stevens]

Read it in two magazines years ago. One of the E! shows did a quick bit on it. Howard Stern also mentioned it. This was years ago now. She had the surgery some time after DARK CITY. Not sure between which two movies.

And please, just look at her. Losing some weight does not knock you from a double D to a B. Jennifer was never fat. She wasn't even Marylin Monroe sized.