Funniest thing you've ever seen in a porno?

[Tom Banjo]

One time I saw one where this girl was blowing this guy. After a couple of minutes she stopped, pulles her mouth away, and just slapped the hell out of his dork. She watches it sway back and forth for about 15 seconds, and then goes back to work. It may not sound as funny with just me telling it, but it was hilarious at the time, and had everyone in the room cracking up.

[just_al]

This guy is working as a waiter and this old woman is really busting his chops. She complains about everything including the fact that there's no mayo on her sandwich. So he goes out to the kitchen and takes a cooked chicken and starts to shag it and finally comes on the sandwich.

[mrnextel]

Originally posted by just_al
takes a cooked chicken and starts to shag it...

Postmortem beastiality??? Poultry Necrophilia??

that dude's got issues......

[dgmayor]

I saw this Brazillian type porn with two girls in a 69 position, and a man and woman behind them doing it doggystyle. The girl in the doggystyle position takes some bubblegum, chews it, shoves it into the rear end of the top 69 girl with her tongue... Then she takes it out, chews it some more, and lowers her head and puts it into the mouth of the bottom girl in the 69.


Those wacky Brazillians!

[Jack Straw]

Originally posted by just_al
This guy is working as a waiter and this old woman is really busting his chops. She complains about everything including the fact that there's no mayo on her sandwich. So he goes out to the kitchen and takes a cooked chicken and starts to shag it and finally comes on the sandwich. I've seen the movie you are describing. The waiter is played by Jerry Butler, and he goes back into the kitchen and starts humping the turkey (not chicken) carcass and then puts his hot mayo on her sandwich. The old hag then takes a healthy bite of the sandwich and breaks out a big grin. My buddy and I referred to that scene as "turkey time"

[ViewAskewbian]

Woman is using a banana on another girl. As she is really working the girl says, in the funniest porn voice ever: "If it gets stuck, you're gonna have to suck it out."

Later on in same scene the banana break off and the chick squeezes her legs together and launces it out of there like a scud missle.

[zero]

Two girls on a desk, they both get waay to into it, next thing you know they both fall off of the desk :lol:

[Giantrobo]

fat chick blowing a guy..she stops and pulls her dentures out and sticks them on his leg....then finishes him

Girl blowing guy....she has to stop so she can burp

[Tscott]

I saw one once where when the guy's moment came, he pulled it out and hit the girl right in the eye from about 3 or 4 feet away. The woman got upset and then started talking about how that was a violation of her contract.:lol: She said it was okay for the guy to cum anywhere below the neck- but not on her face.

(and with that wonderful post you can welcome me to the otter area:o)

[gilbertr76]

Two words:

















Edward Penishands

[Jack Straw]

Originally posted by Tscott
I saw one once where when the guy's moment came, he pulled it out and hit the girl right in the eye from about 3 or 4 feet away. The woman got upset and then started talking about how that was a violation of her contract.:lol: She said it was okay for the guy to cum anywhere below the neck- but not on her face.

(and with that wonderful post you can welcome me to the otter area:o) They didn't bother editing out her whining? Then again, that is pretty damn funny! :lol:

[fmian]

There's this one clip where a guy blows his load on top of a bald womans head, and she's there with this big stupid grin on her face.

[Patman]

I saw the clip with the bald chick, that was pretty funny when he was spreading his men seed with his pecker all over her head, and then the other girl was licking it off the bald girl's head.

I enjoy the outtakes from porno's, they are funny.

[icondude]

Originally posted by just_al
This guy is working as a waiter and this old woman is really busting his chops. She complains about everything including the fact that there's no mayo on her sandwich. So he goes out to the kitchen and takes a cooked chicken and starts to shag it and finally comes on the sandwich.

I was going to mention this one also. It was at the beginning of the movie. I forget the title of the movie. This is one from the early 80's I think. I was listening to a radio talk show once where they were interviewing the actor who put the mayonaise on the sandwich and called in and actually got through. Every caller before me was complaining about how bad porn was, etc. I just said I really liked that scene in the beginning of the movie where you made the turkey sandwich with extra mayonaise! and they started cracking up. But he said that the actual sandwich she bit into had real mayonaise.

[Donnie Yen]

The funniest thing that I've seen was in this movie (i can't remember what it was called). This guy is doing this girl in a bathroom. (it was a REALLY big bathroom) All of a sudden he stops, takes it out, and disappears. The girl finishes herself off and then goes looking for him. She finds him jerking off in the corner.

The second funniest thing is in the movie Throbbin Hood. They have an archory contest where they have to blow their load onto a target. But they thing is they never take their things out of their pants. :)

[YellowLedbetter]

This was soo funny at the time to me and my high school buddies.

Girl is starting to get undressed and in a really high pitched annoying voice says: "Do you love me?"

Stud porn guy replies in his deep bass voice as he whips it out: "I'd love for you to suck my cock."

....we were in high school....

[tjr2mental]

Originally posted by gilbertr76
Two words:

Edward Penishands

I bought that for a friends birthday. OMG that is by far the funniest thing that I have ever seen.

Good call!

[sfsdfd]

Funniest thing I've ever seen in a porno:


A PLOT.

- David Stein

[ziggy]

I think the funniest thing I've seen was actually just a screw up. I d/l a Chasey Lane flick - It was called Nymph or something like that - anyway, the soundtrack was off by about 15 seconds - so I'd see the guy smack her ass, and then a little while later, I'd hear it. Cracks me up everytime.

[Geofferson]

Rocco Siffreddi's antics. For those who've seen him before, need I say more? :)

[joefrog91]

A guy is humping a woman doggie style. He gives her ass a little smack. Keeps pumping and gives her another love tap. Keeps humping and pulls back his hand like he's really going to let her have it this time and smacks his own ass. My friend and I fell on the floor laughing.

[OptimusPrime]

The funniest thing ever? My dog and m...my cousin...heh heh

[Lemondrop]

Sex Trek is pretty damn funny .

[mikehunt]

net porn clip I downloaded
this girl is getting banged(girl and guy 1), next to another girl getting banged by a different guy. other girl(girl 2) starts to get a facial, when guy 1 goes to give girl 1 a facial she gets up and runs away. he's pissed, has to run over to girl 2 and blow it on her. then both dudes start bitching at girl 1 and kick her off the set. I guess part of what she agreed to was getting the facial

[JesseCuster]

Ron Jeremy

[Munchos]

The funniest porn moment I've seen is when nad old broad is getting ****ed by an old man, and suddenly he stops and dies right on top of her.... Well she didn't come yet, so she grabs the guys denture, takes them out of his mouth, and continues to giver herslf oral sex with his dentures!!!

or another porn with Jenna Jameson, I think it was called Jinxed, was a bath tub scene with Jenna and another chick. Jenna was giving anal to the chick with a huge ass dildo, and the chick was going wild. Nothing to crazy yet, until you start to see something floating around in the water. Apparently, the chick was shitting small chunks into the water, from the incredible orgasm she had, and Jenna was still giving it to the chick with the **** floating around!!

[mikehunt]

:yack:

that both is in response to the poop post above, and because I've seen deep throat girls yack

[ziggy]

Saw one where the guy was doing that silly pile driver position - the camera got in really close to the back side - tea bag shot - then the guy slipped out and his dick hit the camera - you could see it flatten out agaist the lens.

[Patman]

I saw a Wifey clip where she took a load in her mouth, but it went down the wrong pipe and her eyes started to water up, and she gagged on the load. It was very humorous because she was wondering if that scene was salvagable. Her hubby couldn't stop laughing at her as she was fighting the upchuck urge.

[bothanspy]

I saw this porno in college where right before the guys is about to ejaculate, he whips it out of the girl, and the camera slows down to slow motion, and he ejaculates to the 1812 Overture.

SPY

[Giles]

Not technically a porno but there was this 1974 movie called "Sweet Movie" that starred "Animal House"'s John Vernon giving some chick a golden shower with his literally golden rod

:yack:

[rocketsauce]

holy crap this clip i downloaded off of consumptionjunction.com is the greatest. this guy is giving this girl the buisness from behind in a bathroom. well she is using the toilet as leverage as she's getting pounded hellaciously. all of a sudden while he's still deep sixin her, her grabs the back of her head, pushes it down into the toliet and gives her a swirly!!!! and he holds her head down for awhile, then she comes back up gasping for air, then he does it again. that clip is simply classic with me and my friends.

[The Bus]

One scene in a clip where she is giving the guy a handjob and pointing him into her mouth, and he gets her right in the throat to the point where she hiccups and chokes on it and falls over laughing.

[Ginwen]

Originally posted by just_al
This guy is working as a waiter and this old woman is really busting his chops. She complains about everything including the fact that there's no mayo on her sandwich. So he goes out to the kitchen and takes a cooked chicken and starts to shag it and finally comes on the sandwich.

I think that movies called Raw Talent. Decent movie, with an actual plot.

[tygloalex]

Originally posted by rocketsauce
holy crap this clip i downloaded off of consumptionjunction.com is the greatest. this guy is giving this girl the buisness from behind in a bathroom. well she is using the toilet as leverage as she's getting pounded hellaciously. all of a sudden while he's still deep sixin her, her grabs the back of her head, pushes it down into the toliet and gives her a swirly!!!! and he holds her head down for awhile, then she comes back up gasping for air, then he does it again. that clip is simply classic with me and my friends.

wonderful -rolleyes- Sex and torture don't mix.

[Cornfed]

Originally posted by rocketsauce
holy crap this clip i downloaded off of consumptionjunction.com is the greatest. this guy is giving this girl the buisness from behind in a bathroom. well she is using the toilet as leverage as she's getting pounded hellaciously. all of a sudden while he's still deep sixin her, her grabs the back of her head, pushes it down into the toliet and gives her a swirly!!!! and he holds her head down for awhile, then she comes back up gasping for air, then he does it again. that clip is simply classic with me and my friends.

We're talking about Rocco here, right?

[bmello]

Originally posted by Geofferson
Rocco Siffreddi's antics. For those who've seen him before, need I say more? :)

I saw one scene with him where he was fixing to bang this chick in the turd cutter from a side position and he hocked a lugi on her a-hole. Obviously, that wasn't enough lubrication and the expression on the chicks face was classic when he put it in. She earned her money that day! :)

[kninestile]

Hello... This is my first post...
Someone allready mentioned SEX TREK being a funny one. Me and some friends saw this one in high school and we still talk about it. There is one clip where an alien chick shoots a ray out of her boobs that hits "Captain Quirk". He falls down and starts to shake violently like he's having a seizure. The doctor ("Boner") runs over to help out and "quirk" says "I I I I CCCAAANNN'TT SSSTTTOOOPPP EEJACUUULATINGGGG". "Mr Sperm screams at the alien lady "for nads sake stop it!!! Your killing him, not to mention ruining a perfectly good pair of space trousers".

[calhoun07]

One I downloaded simply called "nose" with a girl who gets the load in her throat and it winds up coming out of her mouth AND nose. It's a classic.

[lordzeppelin]

While Sex Trek is quite funny, it isn't anything next to IR4: Inrearendence Day. This was quite simply the funniest shite I've EVER seen. Chick is apparently talking to aliens off screen, and bargaining with them not to attack earth, and she asks "what can I give you so you'll keep the peace?" and off screen you hear "YOUR AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" and then the camera pans over, and they are wearing the worst randomly thrown together costumes as "aliens" EVER! The costumes look like what you can buy at those special Halloween stores on closeout after Halloween. The guys costume was the following...a hooded wolf mask, a baseball chest protector, black sweats with a hole cut in for his piece, a black sweatshirt, and some reeboks... so dude get's her ass, and she says, mid coitus "can you cum in a test tube for me?"

Other highlights...the "will smith" character goes "Wow, those aliens are going to come at us with everything they've got now" and someone goes "why?" and he says "We took all the anal sex!"

It really warrants a purchase just based on how funny it is...and I saw this movie completely by accident too...

a runner up is Nude World Order, which is based on wrestling, features asia carerra, jill kelly, and ron jeremy. There are some classic lines in that too, such as the name of the wrestling fed in the film (I C F UCK!) rotfl

[mmconhea]

if you have kazaa, look for Aladdin xxx. Possibly the funniest porno ever dubbed. even has a vagina-cam and ass-cam.
Best line: (as Aladdin dips his finger in) "aaah, just ripe for the penis festival"

[C-Mart]

Ok back in high school I saw this one called either "Upstairs Downstairs," or "Downstairs Upstairs," I can't remember which. There is a scene where the midget chef is 'training' the new maid. She is naked and completely covered in flour. He then puts a cherry in her twat then eats it out. Then the other maid walks in and catched them. She starts chasing this naked midget around and finally catches him outside. She knocks him over and starts blowing him. Eventually he starts shooting the biggest load I have ever seen.

Another one wasa Bukake dvd I rented that shows these 4 girls sitting at a table blowing guys, then the guys all blow their loads on pieces of cabbage. The girls start to eat the cabbage after that.

Finally, another one I saw had this girl giving the guy head and she finished of with her hands. She gets his cum all over her hands and when they are walking away the guy has to keep telling her not to touch him.

[tenaciousdave]

Sex Trek is the funniest thing ever. A wannabe Cpt Kirk is doing this green chick, then says I'm... going... to cum. Just like Shatner!
Then he goes on the bridge, and someone says "cpt. there's a giant vagina pulling us in" he says "put it on screen" I laughed so hard I had to turn it off!

[jonnyquest]

A Vanessa Del Rio flick where she is a maid/cook; scene is in the kitchen. The bossman or bosslady reminds her to wear a hair net. She asks: "Why?...so I won't get public hairs in the soup??"

[Nosmo Rex]

Holy thread bump, Batman!

[jonnyquest]

Holy thread bump, Batman!HaHa!
I've started checking out the 'similar threads' feature at the bottom of the pages; that's where I found this one.

[soggypie]

Ron Jeremy

a SKINNY Ron Jeremy
and a girl with a lazy eye

[Spicollidriver1]

You sure it wasn't the other way around. :)

[Jack Straw]

Postmortem beastiality??? Poultry Necrophilia??

that dude's got issues...... What was even funnier was the old uptight granny enjoying the sandwich with his semen spread.

[JoeyOhhhh]

http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

If anyone knows the movie, or has a clip I'd love to know

[monkey42]

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/But_I_poop_from_there

Google is your friend

[Chuck]

Both were in titles I reviewed for the site, if I recall correctly...

The first was some movie where the director was obsessed with armpit fucking. In every scene, two dudes would put their cocks in the armpit of the girl in the scene and fuck it. What's next? Nostril penetration?

The other was some movie where the dude in the scene had a saran wrap fetish. He wrapped himself entirely in saran wrap and hid in a closet waiting for his girlfriend to come home so she could cut parts of him out of the wrap.

[brack]

Those EuroSexParties guys crack me up.

[TimeandTide]

Having just reviewed Ass Eaters Unanimous 14 (http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=31535), I've got to say the funniest thing I've seen so far is Tom Byron on a bed, ankles in hand and feet near ears, getting his asshole prodded and spit on by a pair of chicks. He just looked so fucking ridiculous all balled up, circus performer-like, giving these girls easy access to his anus. Funy ad revolting at same time.

[brack]

http://www.redtube.com/8399