What's the secret to a large amount of sperm? [Archive]

Dr. DVD

05-09-2002, 04:46 PM

I'm just curious as to what helps make the load large! Aside from wearing boxers, what can a man do/eat to maximize the big "o"?

Cool Kitten

05-09-2002, 05:06 PM

the longer you go without orgasming the more sperm you'll have.
http://www.homestead.com/McHawkson/files/coolkitten.gif

Dr. DVD

05-09-2002, 05:09 PM

Easier said than done CK :(

Cool Kitten

05-09-2002, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Easier said than done CK :( oh i know! :)
why does it matter anyway, unless you're trying to make a buck by being a sperm donor? :)
http://www.homestead.com/McHawkson/files/coolkitten.gif

lorenzoh

05-09-2002, 05:38 PM

First off we must stop the needless slaughter of all types of whales. Only then will their numbers grow.

Lethal Nemesis

05-09-2002, 05:49 PM

Hmm, try to stop masturbating for a long time.

Josh-da-man

05-09-2002, 08:48 PM

Ask Peter North...

zuffy

05-09-2002, 08:56 PM

Drink lots of water.

broadwayblue

05-09-2002, 09:05 PM

get lots of erections...even when you're not masturbating or having sex. you'll be ready for the real show with a big load.

Big Quasimodo

05-09-2002, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Ask Peter North...

Peter North, while he guards his actual concoction as a vital trade secret, has let it me known that the mineral zinc, via lozenges, is a primary component.

I kid you not, and yes, I am a repository of vaguely strange information.

And yes, again, I did say cun-cock-shen, henh-henh.

El Scorcho

05-09-2002, 09:44 PM

Tupperware containers and a large storage area.

Save Ferris

05-09-2002, 10:22 PM

fake it with mayonnayse or lotion. Both can be inserted via a turkey baster.

Good luck! Let us know how it goes!

Drew Black

05-15-2002, 08:56 PM

Peter North suposedly spells out his magical potion in his book. The title of which escapes me at the moment.

tygloalex

05-16-2002, 01:04 AM

For some reason, I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. It's good for as for swallowing, it must be tough for my wife.

Trout

05-16-2002, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Drew Black
Peter North suposedly spells out his magical potion in his book. The title of which escapes me at the moment.

I think his secret is that he is some kind of genetic freak.

...or maybe it's just the gay porn he did.

criptik28

05-16-2002, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Save Ferris
fake it with mayonnayse or lotion. Both can be inserted via a turkey baster.

:eek:

criptik28

05-16-2002, 08:05 AM

It also helps if you bring yourself close to orgasm, then back off, then get close again, repeat ad nauseum. That will help intensify things. :)

CheapBastid

05-16-2002, 12:29 PM

http://www.proaxis.com/~solo/031698-b.htm

chapstik

05-17-2002, 02:15 PM

I guess I'll never have a continuous orgasm since I can "back off" maybe once if I'm lucky.

ziggy

05-17-2002, 02:44 PM

Why do you care!?!

I have huge loads most of the time, but I don't care!

Its just gooy, nastiness :)

I guess if I was trying to do something with it I might care. But I'm not.

What exactly are you trying to do with it?

Original Desmond

05-17-2002, 06:14 PM

ok firstly, it goes without saying that you don't let the fishes out for at least 2 days ! 3 or 4 is even better!

another important thing is to drink lots of water ! sperm is high percentage water. drink lots and lots of water for those 2-4 days. bascially drink until your peeing just about pure white urine :)

Geofferson

05-18-2002, 04:18 PM

Take some soy lecithin supplements. You can buy a bottle of it at the grocery store for under $4. Not only does it lower bad cholesterol, but it increases the amount of ejaculate. :up:

http://www.lecithin.net/

Eggs, of course, have a longstanding reputation to support sexual functions. The reason may be the lecithin content of egg yolk, as lecithin not only is a precursor to choline but also a component in sperm. Actors in porn movies allegedly consume lecithin (either as eggs or in the form of lecithin supplements) to make sure that they discharge impressive sperm loads when the movie's director requests this.

JesseCuster

05-19-2002, 04:38 PM

...living with Wifey. -other-

Having a constant erection does wonders I would think :)

tygloalex

05-19-2002, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by CheapBastid
http://www.proaxis.com/~solo/031698-b.htm

That sounds slightly dangerous. Read the whole thing, honestly it seems more harmful than good.

Grizzly

05-20-2002, 03:47 PM

the only thing i ever heard, and saw actually in some documentary about some porn mogul (who was female!) was that they ate lots of raw eggs. this female porn mogul made the male stars who made films for her eat lots of raw eggs before a shoot, and that it would produce more.

Dr. DVD

05-23-2002, 12:36 PM

Well, I drinking lots of water but haven't eaten many eggs. Maybe a big omelette for breakfast Saturday morning will do it!

In case you are wondering what is up, I am thinking of having myself tested to see if my sperm is potent enough to have children, and I hear you need a decent orgasm to give a good amount for analysis. If I am potent, why not sell to the old sperm bank!?! ;)

HugeR

05-23-2002, 01:30 PM

"A pint of your blood is worth twelve bucks. A shot of cum, three grand."

-The Way of the Gun

And watch the whole Sperm Bank scene to prepare for the obligatory Q&A session.

HugeR

05-23-2002, 01:40 PM

There's more to it that's also very funny, but here's a sample:

Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big ****ing qualification -- excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.

-The Way of the Gun

Dr. DVD

07-16-2002, 10:17 AM

So, does sperm get manufacutured in three day cycles or something? Does lots of water help make more? Just curious.

theprophe

07-16-2002, 02:48 PM

Well the only real way to increase it, is with using a drug called Clomid, most bodybuilders use this drug to increase testoterone production after a cycle of steriods to get it back to normal, a by product is increased semen, you'll be blowing big loads in no time

Dr. DVD

07-16-2002, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by theprophe
you'll be blowing big loads in no time

rotfl rotfl

P.S. Did you know that stuff is prescription only?

Dr. DVD

07-18-2002, 10:27 AM

I am sure abstinence for a long period helps, but then there is the whole nocturnal emission factor. I like having control over my DNA. I often find that while abstaining increases your load, it also makes it more likely to blow sooner than you wish.

Dr. DVD

08-29-2002, 04:10 PM

Bump for people who have never seen this before.

tropicana

09-08-2002, 09:09 PM

i heard that seafood does the trick is that true?

Former User

09-08-2002, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Bump for people who have never seen this before. Thanks so much for your concern.

Aihyah

09-09-2002, 03:54 AM

Why would you want to(besides being filmed in porn)? spooge doesn't taste like candy most women would agree. more? hah!

Dr. DVD

09-11-2002, 03:25 PM

:hump: :eyebrow:

joltaddict

09-11-2002, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
:hump: :eyebrow:

I thought you left?
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=235614

MJKTool

09-11-2002, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by joltaddict
I thought you left?
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=235614

I guess his Jedi Brothers couldnt figure out this vexing secret as well?

Giles

09-12-2002, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
I am sure abstinence for a long period helps, but then there is the whole nocturnal emission factor. I like having control over my DNA. I often find that while abstaining increases your load, it also makes it more likely to blow sooner than you wish.

I was reading in Men's Health or Unzipped that it's actually best to unload your load at least every other day and that it reduces your likelihood of getting prostrate problems later in life.

Former User

09-12-2002, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Giles
I was reading in Men's Health or Unzipped that it's actually best to unload your load at least every other day and that it reduces your likelihood of getting prostrate problems later in life. That's funny. I seem to have more prostrate problems after I help out my prostate.

Dr. DVD

09-25-2002, 04:17 PM

Bump for correlation with my other threads. ;)

Steve Phillips

10-15-2002, 06:01 PM

Peter North nutted more when he did gay films as Matt Ramsey. Wonder if he was taking Zinc then?

After seeing him in countless straight flicks, it's a pretty eye opening experience to see Peter's earlier work in stuff like COUSINS and LIKE A HORSE, among a dozen others. He certainly seemed to enjoy being in the "passive" position if you know what I mean. He didn't seem to have a problem crossing over later on, though.

Timelord

10-15-2002, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
I'm just curious as to what helps make the load large! Aside from wearing boxers, what can a man do/eat to maximize the big "o"?

If you don't use it or abuse it, it won't be diluted :D

Dr. DVD

10-21-2002, 09:44 AM

I saw a Peter North video the other day and can only conclude that he must not be human to produce the amount he does.

Any tips on where I can find out secrets of these stars?

immortal_zeus

10-21-2002, 10:15 AM

I'm not sure which is sadder...the fact that you keep bumping this thread or your life. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/puppy_dog_eyes.gif

http://www.ameritech.net/users/dvdtalk/rome.gif

Dr. DVD

10-21-2002, 12:10 PM

http://store.xmeg.com/detail/?pid=4214&aff=1000

Interesting that they're out of stock. ;)

Monica Clinton

10-21-2002, 12:21 PM

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rotfl

tygloalex

10-21-2002, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Monica Clinton
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Purchased
1. Hey, My Grandma Is A Whore #2

rotfl http://store.xmeg.com/detail/print.asp?pid=21490&aff=1000

Former User

10-21-2002, 01:53 PM

I merged in another one of your threads about your favorite subject. Remember the communication we had about that?

Dr. DVD

10-21-2002, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by X
I merged in another one of your threads about your favorite subject. Remember the communication we had about that?

Yeah, but this technically isn't the same subject, I was asking a question.

Snowmaker

10-21-2002, 06:37 PM

http://pimages.xmeg.com/toy2/pnorthpowerpillspkg.jpg

Dr. DVD

02-11-2003, 04:54 PM

Water don't work. :(

Ranger

02-11-2003, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by immortal_zeus
I'm not sure which is sadder...the fact that you keep bumping this thread or your life.

... or your )Dr. DVD's) obsession with semen. :lol:

Bushdog

02-11-2003, 06:21 PM

Change Dr. DVD's title to spooge master

MJKTool

02-11-2003, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Water don't work. :(

Thanks! We were praying you would come back and update us on this vexing question....

-ohbfrank-

Bushdog

02-11-2003, 06:47 PM

I'll add it to my outlook along with AA's moving schedule. Report back soon, Doc.

Dr. DVD

03-16-2003, 10:04 PM

Yo. It's been over a month already!

Dr. DVD

04-23-2003, 06:41 PM

Hey, another month has passed, moreso actually!

Mopower

04-23-2003, 07:49 PM

Maybe you not cumming a lot is natures way of telling you something?

krkuhl

04-23-2003, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Mopower
Maybe you not cumming a lot is natures way of telling you something?
or maybe the fact that he keeps posting this thread will explain why he doesnt get an opportunity to cum much?

*teetering on the brink of rudeness*
seriously, let this thread die. not sure if you care or not, but it makes you look incredibly pathetic.

and to all others out there, if you want to see this thread die, please just dont post in it--ever. eventually, if he is the only one replying and keeps bumping it, the mods will have to (hopefully) close it--good riddance. i have never known so much about someone's sperm habits as i do yours and quite frankly, i find it obnoxious as well as just plain sad.

Dr. DVD

04-24-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by krkuhl
or maybe the fact that he keeps posting this thread will explain why he doesnt get an opportunity to cum much?

*teetering on the brink of rudeness*
seriously, let this thread die. not sure if you care or not, but it makes you look incredibly pathetic.

and to all others out there, if you want to see this thread die, please just dont post in it--ever. eventually, if he is the only one replying and keeps bumping it, the mods will have to (hopefully) close it--good riddance. i have never known so much about someone's sperm habits as i do yours and quite frankly, i find it obnoxious as well as just plain sad.

Some people just can't take something done out of pure humor. :(

spankasmurf

04-24-2003, 09:56 PM