Strip Clubs: What's the furthest you've ever got?

[Kube]

What's the furtherest you've ever gotten with a stripper at the club?

And what's your favorite club?

[Deftones]

I was at crazyhorse 2 in vegas on my 21st b-day w/ my dad, my 2 uncles and my cousin. this chick comes up to me and sticks her hands down my pants! i was like, woah nelly! it was cool, but kind of disturbing all at the same time. i don't try to hook up w/ stripper chicks, they are nasty.

don't have a favorite strip club since i'm not in the habit of frequenting them. they are a drain on the wallet.

[zuffy]

Got my nipples and ears licked and sucked.

[broadwayblue]

Originally posted by Deftones17
I was at crazyhorse 2 in vegas on my 21st b-day w/ my dad, my 2 uncles and my cousin. this chick comes up to me and sticks her hands down my pants! i was like, woah nelly! it was cool, but kind of disturbing all at the same time. i don't try to hook up w/ stripper chicks, they are nasty.

don't have a favorite strip club since i'm not in the habit of frequenting them. they are a drain on the wallet.

guess you didn't need to visit the emperor's room then.

[tsohg]

Had one go down on me while in the VIP room cause I gave her a ride to work and she liked my car. Messed with her for about a week after that and had to let it go. We talk every now and then but she knows we would never work in a real relationship. (too different lifestyles)

And like Deftones said I felt kinda nasty afterwards (I'm sure I wasn't the first to get treated like that) but she was very flexible

[collven]

I was at a totally nude place when a porn star was doing a featured show. Her name was Jessica James. Anyway, I was not having a good night. I don't drink so I don't have the alcohol messing with my head making me think I might actually have a shot with one of the strippers. So I was pretty bummed looking at all that flesh and knowing I was going home alone.
Anyway, Jessica comes on to do her thing and I go up to give her a tip. By now, she is totally nude. She tells me to lie down on the stage, so I was like, okey dokey, heh. So I'm lying there with $5 stuck in my teeth and she is standing over me facing in the direction of my feet. All of a sudden, she drops to her knees, putting her pu$$y about 2 inches from my face. This is cool, I thought. But it was about to get much better. She bends over and undoes my pants. OK, not sure where this is going, but I think I will like it. She leans down and kisses the waistband of my underwear, then suddenly starts yanking on the elastic. Finally it tears away and she gets up and tells me to sit up so she can pull the waistband up over my head. So now I'm sitting in the middle of the club with my pants undone and she is handing my half of my underwear, with her lipstick still on it.
Well, I kinda crawled back to my seat, (no standing at that point). A little later, she does polaroids, so I get my picture taken with her. As she is signing the picture, I stupidly ask her to sign the waistband of my undies. She said, "I've never signed anyone's underwear before." And I come back with the classic line, "Well I've never had mine ripped off before." I went home alone that night, but that was by far the best $5 I ever spent.

[Gdrlv]

The first time I was ever in a strip club, I was 18, and it was a rural Pennsylvania place along the interstate, the Hi-Way Playground if anyone's ever heard of it. It's one of those places that's fully nude, so they don't serve alcohol. Anyway, it's a Friday night, and the place is packed. I've never seen or done anything like this before, so I'm psyched. I find a seat right by the stage, and the first dancer comes out. She takes off her top and the first person she heads towards is me. She does the typical stripper thing and then sticks her head down in my lap. She starts rubbing her hair and the top of her head on my crotch. I'm just dumbfounded...but also 18, stupid and happy. As she lifts her head from my lap, she strikes my nose with the top of her head, and a gusher of blood streams out of my nose. I'm talking the worst nosebleed I've ever had in my entire life. She pulls away, with my blood in her hair and running down her face. Blood is just streaming out of my nose. She immediately apologizes and starts sucking on my earlobe, promising that "she'll do anything it takes to make it up to me" and starts sucking on my earlobe and licking my cheek (i.e., she was licking up my blood). I'm so freaked out and just yell that if she wants to make it up to me, she'll let me go to the f***ing bathroom so I can make the bleeding stop. She apologizes and walks off stage. I walk to the bathroom with the entire crowd either catcalling and/or booing me. The dancer never came back out again for the rest of the night, and I was completely humiliated.

Anyway, that's the furthest I've ever gotten with a stripper and my first strip club experience. Can anyone top that???

[spungeeman]

Originally posted by broadwayblue
guess you didn't need to visit the emperor's room then.

So what exactly goes on in that emperor's room? I was at the Crazyhorse 2 recently for my bachelor party (good place, by the way), and one of my friends decided to disappear back there for a while. He won't say what went on; I think he doesn't want something getting back to his wife...

...I may just have to visit the room myself to see...

[dvdsteve2000]

Originally posted by Gdrlv
and it was a rural Pennsylvania place along the interstate, the Hi-Way Playground if anyone's ever heard of it.

Oh man, the memories of that place!!!:D

I was at Climax One (in Pa.) and had two girls that were getting off of their shift (at 8:00) take me to Seven Springs resort for two days. I got to the club around 5:00 Friday, left at 8:00, and got home Sunday afternoon. One of the best and most memorable weekends of my entire life.

[johnglass]

Originally posted by spungeeman


So what exactly goes on in that emperor's room?

There ain't no sex in the emperor's room. Just ask Chris Rock.

[Cardiff Giant]

I've only been once. On the day after my 21st birthday (which happened to be my friend's 28th birthday) we went to this local place on a Monday night during finals week. I went with my roommate, his friend from home, and my 28 year old friend. I decided I would DD since I had needed to cram all of the next day for an exam. Anyhow, we get there and since it was a monday night the girls were kinda skanky. No big deal though. One girl knocked over 2 half full beers when she was dancing in front of my friend. A few minutes later she proceded to knock over a full beer my other friend had just bought. She then comes over to me. I wear glasses. She was wearing this weird G string with suspenders number. She comes up to me, puts my head right in her abdomen and puts the suspendors around the sides of my head. When she pulls away, my glasses go flying off onto the dance floor. I screamed to her "Hey can you get my glasses?!?" several time. My friends then notice and start doing the same. She was either a moron or was intentionally ignoring me. She then starting doing all these acrobatics(hanging from the posts). She came within like an inch of stepping on my glasses with her giant Go--Go boots. Finally when she finished, I asked the waitress if she could go retrieve them. I knew I'd get my ass kicked if I tried to do it myself. Luckily they didn't get damaged. It sucked though because they almost got broken, and I couldn't see very well during the rest of her performance ;) Another funny thing happened later. This REALLY skanky and crazy girl comes out. I was wearing a nice button down shirt tucket in with a pair of jeans and a belt. She comes over to me and tried to undo my belt and pants with her mouth! She didn't have much success and frankly she kinda scared me but it was a good laugh.

[waporvare]

Sex.

[Quake1028]

I have never been to a strip club! :jawdrop:

[Kube]

Vapo...how'd that happen?

[joltaddict]

Third knuckle.

[MJKTool]

The stripper taking the money out of my hand was the closest I got :D

[zuffy]

Originally posted by dfbennett
I've only been once. On the day after my 21st birthday (which happened to be my friend's 28th birthday) we went to this local place on a Monday night during finals week. I went with my roommate, his friend from home, and my 28 year old friend. I decided I would DD since I had needed to cram all of the next day for an exam. Anyhow, we get there and since it was a monday night the girls were kinda skanky. No big deal though. One girl knocked over 2 half full beers when she was dancing in front of my friend. A few minutes later she proceded to knock over a full beer my other friend had just bought. She then comes over to me. I wear glasses. She was wearing this weird G string with suspenders number. She comes up to me, puts my head right in her abdomen and puts the suspendors around the sides of my head. When she pulls away, my glasses go flying off onto the dance floor. I screamed to her "Hey can you get my glasses?!?" several time. My friends then notice and start doing the same. She was either a moron or was intentionally ignoring me. She then starting doing all these acrobatics(hanging from the posts). She came within like an inch of stepping on my glasses with her giant Go--Go boots. Finally when she finished, I asked the waitress if she could go retrieve them. I knew I'd get my ass kicked if I tried to do it myself. Luckily they didn't get damaged. It sucked though because they almost got broken, and I couldn't see very well during the rest of her performance ;) Another funny thing happened later. This REALLY skanky and crazy girl comes out. I was wearing a nice button down shirt tucket in with a pair of jeans and a belt. She comes over to me and tried to undo my belt and pants with her mouth! She didn't have much success and frankly she kinda scared me but it was a good laugh.

:lol: your story reminds me once time the stripper took my glasses and rub it all over her bush and then put it back on for me.

[Patman]

Once with a stripper that had really long flowing hair, she was dancing for me, and somehow her hair caught on fire from one of the small candles on the tables, I smelled that nasty smell of burnt hair, and told her that something was catching fire (and it wasn't me!) She ran from me pretty quickly back to the dressing room once she realized her hair was on fire. :)

I did stick around and asked another dancer to pass along my tip for the dance though.

[Phil L.]

There is a place in my town that appears to be an ordinary corner bar from the outside.
No signs advertising Go-Go or dancers or anything.

There is a small dance stage but the girls never really dance.

They just work the bar for "tips".
For $1 YOU GET TO TOUCH, and they touch you as well.

And I mean TOUCH! You get to go down below. The whole deal!

Totally illegal.
But the word is the owner is "connected" so it's never raided.

The girls are often very attractive too.

No sleazy skanks.

Nice!

[dom56]

One night I was in one those strip club in Reno with bunch of my co-workers, and I was watching this stripper on stage, there also was another stripper dancing around those pole behind me, however my eyes was focus on the stripper on stage on front, when suddenly the dancer grab me behind with her long legs around my neck and shoulders, she then spun me around with her legs and pull my face in front of her lower g-string and started to rub her p*ssy in front of my face!!! I thought I had died and went to heaven!!! Too bad she was'nt naked, that would have made my night. :D

Oh yeah, I also had a couple of those stripper take my money with those naked tits from my teeth. :D

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by Quake1028
I have never been to a strip club! :jawdrop:

Same here. June 29, 2003, here I come! :D

[Mikey]

once I was at a strip club and they had a gay porn star on the stage. He was letting guys stroke his uncut penis to get it hard, although they kinda did it under a cloth that he was holding over their arm. He seemed to have some erectile difficulties because it wasn't getting much bigger than its normal state. After a while, he got things "up to par" and started to roam around, looking for people to rub his penis on. I was sitting down and wearing shorts, and so he eventually came up to me. He strattled my leg and then he began rubbing his erect penis on my leg. It felt really warm and nice.. but then he left to do other people. I think that the strip club got in trouble that night because it was too graphic!

[Jason]

Right up the road from the Hi-Way Playground is a place called the Filly Corral, or, as I call it, the happiest place on earth :)

Anyhow, they have a special dance called the hotseat. You are taken up onstage, strapped into a chair, and three dancers gyrate all over you with blasting sirens, strobe lights, and your friends cheering you on/laughing their asses off.

So one night my friends put me in the hotseat. As I am being strapped in, one of the dancers was asking the others what to do, as she had never done it before. Great, I thought, an amateur. When the dance started, the amateur (natural 36D's) jumps of on me and starts slamming her tits right into my face. Hard. -biggrin- After my near concussion, she straddles my face with her legs (nearly impaling me with her heel) and then starts ramming her crotch into my face! Unfortunately, she was clothed at the time, but it was still a unique experience. The dancers changed positions, and the other two did a more, shall we say, restrained, dance which kept me from losing conciousness, which is what they're supposed to do.

If you're in the mon valley area south of Pittsburgh, check out the filly coral. Nice place. Totally nude, no alcohol, and no troublemakers.

[zuffy]

Originally posted by the aftermath


Same here. June 29, 2003, here I come! :D

Damn, that's another 1 year from now. I've been to my first one when I was 17 :D

[jonny#5]

Originally posted by Phil L.
There is a place in my town that appears to be an ordinary corner bar from the outside.
No signs advertising Go-Go or dancers or anything.

There is a small dance stage but the girls never really dance.

They just work the bar for "tips".
For $1 YOU GET TO TOUCH, and they touch you as well.

And I mean TOUCH! You get to go down below. The whole deal!

Totally illegal.
But the word is the owner is "connected" so it's never raided.

The girls are often very attractive too.

No sleazy skanks.

Nice!

Where is this? email me if you dont wanna post on here!

[jw2299]

There's a place here in Lawrence, KS that costs $10.00 for a "membership" which gets you and a guest in for a year. It has 2 rules. Don't put your mouth on the girls, and don't touch their crotches. Other than that, it's pretty cool. They serve alcohol, and they aren't fully nude at the same time. But the strippers will dance topless for a while, then might pull their bikinis over their tits and then pull their g-strings down to show you the goods. You can tweak their nipples, and rub their asses during lap dances which are only 10 bucks. It's a nice place, small, but there's always a lot of girls working and none of them are ugly.

There's another place out there that's BYOB! It's fully nude, and a total hole. It's a real fun time though.

[einTier]

Sex. But, I knew the girl from "outside", as it were, so I don't know if that counts. I knew her from work, went to see her dance (at her request), and she came home with me. A few other times I got hooked up by being friends with strippers that were working.

Best experience? I went to a strip club with three friends from work. At this particular strip club, there was a stripper that I had dated a few times in the past. Now, I knew she was working there, but we hadn't talked in years, so I didn't know what her reaction would be. So, anyway, she goes up on stage, and my friends are commenting on how hot she is, and they make several trips up to the stage to put money in her g-string. I stayed in my seat through out the performance. Immediately after the dance, she comes running up to the table. My friends all think that she's coming for them, and she screams out my name, and jumps right into my lap. She's obviously very happy to see me, and quite overly affectionate.

My friends of course are taken aback, and one turns to this girl and quite casually asks "how do you know him?" Now, understand, I have no idea what she was going to say. The relationship wasn't exactly legit, because she was married at the time, and we didn't go out so much as just have sex. Even at that, due to outside situations, we didn't have sex more than a few times. I figured a simple "we went out a few times" would suffice. I start to open my mouth, and she says "oh, we used to ****", like it was the most casual thing in the world and we did it all the time.

That alone would have been enough to give me tons of street cred and send my self-esteem through the roof, but she brings us all back to the VIP room, where I was only allowed exclusive dances from her (did I mention they were free?), and she hooked my friends up with a couple of friends (though their dances were not nearly as nice, often, or free as mine). All in all, a most memorable night, and to top it all off, she went home with me.

It was quite the talk back at work.

[elias]

I was in the Men's Club in Houston one night and this chick was dancing on the main stage. Totally hot. So I go up to give her a few bucks and she stands in front of me dancing and gyrating. Then she goes to do a spin kick over my head and ends up kicking me in the left side of my noggin! I go flying over a chair and she falls to the stage, money flying out of her garter, earrings and jewelry strewn across the floor. She gets up real fast and collects her stuff, making sure she gets all the dollar bills and my friends pick me up half unconcious from the floor. Nobody from the club ever came over to see if I was okay or to make it up to me with a free lap dance or anything. I never went back there.

At Al's Diamond Cabaret in Pennsylvania I had Terri Weigel put her breast in my mouth. I did what any red blooded american man would do in that situation.

I also went to a strip joint in Jersey in the middle of a week day once. Me and a couple of guys went from work so we were all in suits, there were only like two or three other guys in the whole place. So the entire time I'm there strippers are coming up to me trying to get me to buy them drinks and get table dances, lap dances, couch dances, bed dances, champagne room dances, etc. I decline then finally they annouce the shower show and want to do a demonstration. They pick me to go up on the stage and these two strippers stand there. Some guy pours some soapy water on them and instructs me to rub it in. I've got one stripper's breast in my right hand and the others butt cheek in the other. He whispered instructions to me to avoid all of the butt girl's orifices. Then we switched breast to butt, butt to breast. Then I went in the shower room again and got it all for free again. After that one of the shower girls came over to my seat and begged me for a lap dance. Finally I relent and the entire lap dance she's pushing her breasts in my mouth and gyrating on me. The entire time she's begging me to pay for the back room where she promises me she'll give me, well let's call it oral favors. She's saying how bad she wants me, all the while I know she really wants my money. I have no doubt I would have gotten the oral favors but I decided I'd keep my money. After having strippers ask for my money for a couple of hours I got home and showered. There was a knock at the door and some kid was selling subscriptions to the newspaper. Well, my resistence was so low from declining strippers all day, I couldn't say no.

[CheapBastid]

There was this one time... (http://www.theonion.com/onion3317/stripperreally.html)

[criptik28]

Originally posted by CheapBastid
There was this one time... (http://www.theonion.com/onion3317/stripperreally.html)

rotfl

GREAT story! :)

[MACD23]

the strip clubs on the outskirts of montreal offer everything...

[Giantrobo]

I've never been :(

[Thunderball]

just the normal ass to crotch contact.
:up: Good times for all

[Munchos]

I haven't got far at all at the nudey bar. I can't justify spending money for something I can get at home for free.

Needless to say, I bring enough money to the bar for maybe 2 hours max, just like I do whenever I go out the casino.

I remember waking up one morning after going to the local nudey bar, and there were white streaks all over my one pant leg. I thought about it and it occured to me that I got a "Free" table/lap dance, and the girl was really grinding on my one leg, which was the one with the streaks. It totally freaked me out.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by Gdrlv
The first time I was ever in a strip club, I was 18, and it was a rural Pennsylvania place along the interstate, the Hi-Way Playground...

Which interstate? I live in Camp Hill, right outside of Harrisburg. I heard there were some clubs on Route 15 or the Carlisle Pike, but I am too lazy to go look for them.

[kian69]

Furthest IN THE CLUB:
I was kinda drunk one night at this strip club down in Montreal. I asked this stripper that wouldn't stop looking at me the whole night and giggling at me with her stripper friends, to dance for me. She brought me in a little booth in the back and spoke to me for the longest time. We had an amazing conversation (I pretended to enjoy everything she was saying, and she appreciated my interest :)). She spoke to me about everything it was crazy: her previous relationship, school, life in general. She said that she rarely felt this close, and that most of the time there's just some old weirdos that come to talk to her and that an goodlooking younger guy is a great change. Then she gave me the craziest lap dance, she put my hands over her breasts, ass and everything else. So there was some major groping going on, and then I started licking her nipples and stuff, it was intense. The she started kissing me on the neck and then french kissing me. The total cost of the dance: $0.00 !!!

OUTSIDE THE CLUB:
I asked for her number and she said "Give me yours instead" and I thought I was doomed, 'cause that sounded to me like the closest thing to a NO I had ever heard. Oddly enough she called me the next day, we went for a drink, brought her over to my place and XXX the whole night.

DAMN I LOVE MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Xanthguy]

Furthest in the club: not much. I've had strippers put boobies in my mouth, let me massage them, etc.

Furthest outside of club: I had a stripper who was a classmate of mine ask me to be her boyfriend on two separate occasions, but turned her down both times. I mean, banging a stripper is one thing, but going out with one is another all together. Plus she did a lot of drugs, and I had gone sober at that point (except for drinking.) She was H-O-T-T Hot though. Her legs could blow the caps off a fire hydrant.
:D

--Xg

[PerpleNerple]

Met, dated, phucked and sucked. What else is there?

[Buford T Pusser]

Blow job and fingering. Follow up was more of the same and intercourse.


The only thing was that she wasn't a stripper, but I met her at the strip club.

I was doing a photo story on male stripper night for my college paper. It was unbelievable how horny those women were. They started coming up with money hoping to get a kiss or grope. I accepted from a few of them (didn't want to hurt their feelings). My poor friend did not get one offer.

So after the show I went with one of them and we did the afore-mentioned stuff. Later I found out she was married and I didn't see her after that.

[Buford T Pusser]

Oh yeah, as you might guess, most of the male dancers were gay.

[pariscat]

A few years ago I went to a club called "Loving Chair", just down the hill from Place Pigalle in Paris, France. The other customers were several Japanese gentlemen and an American couple.

Two strippers came out on stage. One of them went into the audience and started to touch the customers. When she got to me, I opened my shirt and she started to play with my nipples. Then she asked if she could open my fly. Of course I said yes and she played with me there.

Then she told me to take off my shoes and come up on the small revolvable stage. The other stripper started to play with the husband of the American woman, who was still in his seat, and the first stripper told the American woman to come up on stage. She did. The stripper told us to slow-dance with our arms around each other. While we did this, the stripper removed my trousers and took my belt out of them. As we danced, I tried to talk the Ameican woman into coming with her husband to my hotel for a threesome. But it wasn't necessary.

By that time, the stripper had told me to lie down on my back on the stage. She pulled off my shorts. Then she and the American woman used their hands and my belt to give me a hand job as the stage started to revolve. I came all over the place in about a minute! Everyone applauded.

[bluntman72]

If you want to get anywhere in a Topless club you need to go to the VIP or champaigne room. I went there with a girl who was curious once and we got a dancer to come back to the booth we had in the VIP which is very dark and private. I was buying dances for the girl with me from the dancer and she started going down on her and eating her out. By the end of the night I had a full blown 3-some in the VIP room going. One thing I found out is it is very hard to have sex on a chair with wheels :)

[paulringodaman]

....and you found out what its like to have syphillis too


i could never do that with a stripper. one time i was getting a dance and she started kissing me...i almost pushed her off of me. i dont like STDs.

[TheGodfather]

Ran a train on 1 in the VIP room (Crazy Horse, Bronx, NY) after hours with 7 of my closest friends.

Took 1 home after her shift was over and fucked her in my car in front of her house twice with 2 different whores from 2 different clubs (Mickey's And Anthony's, Bronx, NY & Pretty Woman, Bronx, NY).

I was seeing (banging) a chick I met in Stilletos in Nanuet NY (my favorite all nude club) for about 2 months.

But my best story is this one. It was the night before I left for Spring Break in Cancun Mexico, 1995. Me and a buddy who was also coming to Mex decided we'd go to The Zebra Club in Connecticut (now closed) which was my favorite all nude club at the time. They always had the hottest girls and this particular night one of my favorite porn stars, Leena, was headlining there. Now the place has a big main stage about 3 feet off the floor and chairs set up all around it. Also for about 10 feet in the corner there is an area where you could sit level with the stage with nothing between you and the girls but a wooden ledge which was open underneath. Me and my boy are sitting there. So Leena comes on and she does this dildo show where she's fucking herself silly all over the stage much to the delight of onlookers. Big fuckers too. Anyway at 1 point she throws one to a customer directly across from me. He's just looking at it stunned and she goes over and shows him how to hold it for her so she can fuck it. She's sitting on it and facing me as I motion for her to let me get some. She takes it away from the dude and throws it to me. I put it right on my crotch and she crawls over and starts sucking it giving me plenty of eye contact in the process. Then she takes it and slams it down on the ledge so I grab it and she puts 1 leg up on the ledge and both my hands on her tits and starts fucking it again. Then she bends down and shoves her tongue down my throat. After a long kiss and plenty of cheering from the crowd she moved on and finished her act which included grabbing a girl out of the audience who wound up taking her top off too. At the end of the act she went around to each individual person sitting around the stage and did a little dance, got a tip and moved on. I was 3rd and when she got to me she danced for a second, turned around and planted another long kiss on me and moved on without taking any money from me. I love that bitch.

[NCMojo]

How in the fuck did this thread get resurrected??? -eek-

[ben12]

How in the fuck did this thread get resurrected??? -eek-
pariscat went to Paris.

[SterlingBen]

I don't go the the skank club where oral pleasures are to be had at the price of 50 dollars

but one night I was in the vip room of the nicer one by my place and I had 2 girls and 1 would sit on my lap and grind my crotch while the other ate her out,

and I got to touch everthing, suck a nipple here or there, there was neck and ear licking, one kept pulling up my shirt and licking my stomach oh and there was this one thing where this girl would lightly bite penis thru my slacks

I was their last customer of the night and it was my birthday so they gave me an extra half hour for free which was nice

and I got comped a few glasses of Hennesy so I'd have to say best present too myself ever (even better than when I treated myself to the asian massage parlor)

[Willy]

Ran a train on 1 in the VIP room (Crazy Horse, Bronx, NY) after hours with 7 of my closest friends.


details?

[Mok]

I went to a place called Goldfingers in Queens Ny about 6 yrs ago, it looked like a pretty slow night. This cute girl with a accent wanted me to go to the V.I.P Room, so I agreed. She was great she dry humped the hell out of me and licked and nibbled on my ears, then she open mouth kissed me. I was down to my last $10(dance cost $20) when she asked me why I was here, I told her my birthday. She asked if I wanted another dance, I said all I have is $10, she was ok with that. The second dance was awesome she me let me lick her tits (no nibbling she said they were sensitive). It was funny she kept looking over her shoulder for the bouncer. Great time.

On a funny note, I went back to the same place. Some bitch kept wanting to give me a lap dance. So I gave in she sat on my lap and started rubbing my dick, then she started whipping her hair around. There was a candle on the table next to us, and her hair caught on fire. She fell to the ground and some girl poured water on her hair. She had the nerve to want to charge me for that lap dance I refused and walked away. The smell of singed hair didn't do it for me.

[TheGodfather]

details?
One of my boys was tight a kid who was tight with the owner, amici del'la famiglia type deal. It was his birthday. Anyway the skank said it would be her fantasy to get fucked by 8 guys so my boy tells the owner and he says sure wait until we close and take her in the back. $10 each to her and an extra $50 total to the bouncer to go get us rubbers and keep an eye out. We fucked, we laughed, we busted nut. Nailed her all over the pool table, floor, couches, tables, chairs, etc. She moaned, she bled, she had trouble walking out on her own. But at least she "fulfilled one of her fantasies". Funny thing is we never really talked about it much afterwards. She wasn't anything to write home about but it was fun while it lasted.

[Nick Danger]

Some guy joins the forum, resurrects a 4-year old thread, and tells us how great a particular business is?

I vote "shill".

[paulringodaman]

hahhahahahahah...but at least we have a new batch of stories

[JohnIan]

One time I was at the Paradise Club in Vegas. I was there with some family who wanted to gamble. I tagged along for sight seeing and to visit a strip club. First off I'm a talker, not so much into lap dances. I DO pay the girls for their time. I chatted with the attractive gal and she asks me if I could give her a tour. She moved to Vegas a few days earlier. I had visited the city enough times to actually do that, but I couldn't my ride was leaving in a few hours. That happened in 1996 or '95. I still regret that. She was hot.

The other story I have is about a tip. I order an orange juice drink (same club). The waitress gives me the drink (TOO much ice) and promptly demanded her tip. Huh? Call me old school, a tip is to be given to a person(s) if you enjoyed their service. I gave her a buck. Just before I left I made sure she was looking in my direction. I gave a five dollar tip to another waitress who didn't serve me. She saw me. I would've given her a few bucks, I always give something. But the fact that she command it pissed me off.

[Buford T Pusser]

I was about to post a thread about those who demand tips and your post made me follow through.



Warning this is a link to the Other Forum. Totally work safe.

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread.php?p=7270780#post7270780

[al_bundy]

one time i was at this dive outside of Ft. benning and my friend was making out with one of the strippers. one of the regulars there said that the stripper used to be a he.

[ben12]

One time I was at the Paradise Club in Vegas. I was there with some family who wanted to gamble. I tagged along for sight seeing and to visit a strip club. First off I'm a talker, not so much into lap dances. I DO pay the girls for their time. I chatted with the attractive gal and she asks me if I could give her a tour. She moved to Vegas a few days earlier. I had visited the city enough times to actually do that, but I couldn't my ride was leaving in a few hours. That happened in 1996 or '95. I still regret that. She was hot.

The other story I have is about a tip. I order an orange juice drink (same club). The waitress gives me the drink (TOO much ice) and promptly demanded her tip. Huh? Call me old school, a tip is to be given to a person(s) if you enjoyed their service. I gave her a buck. Just before I left I made sure she was looking in my direction. I gave a five dollar tip to another waitress who didn't serve me. She saw me. I would've given her a few bucks, I always give something. But the fact that she command it pissed me off.These stories (esp. the second) are funny considering the subject of the thread is "How far have you gotten [sexually] at a strip club?"

[digitalfreaknyc]

one time i was at this dive outside of Ft. benning and my friend was making out with one of the strippers. one of the regulars there said that the stripper used to be a he.

that's hot.

[joliom]

I got with a stripper I met at the Crazy Horse Too in Vegas a few years back. I went there by myself and was just planning to have a few beers and watch a few girls dance before calling it a night (I was flying out early the next morning). I brushed off about 6-7 girls who were making the rounds trying to get me to buy lap dances and all that shit before meeting this cool girl who just seemed to be there hanging out. I struck up a conversation with her (the normal kind, not the kind where she's sitting in my lap, sucking on my ear lobe and calling me 'sweetie') and found out that she used to dance there, but had recently quit to move back home. She said she was just there visiting a few of her friends. I talked to her for awhile and then she left to go talk to some girl. I decided to call it a night and went outside to wait for a cab. She came out a few minutes later and we started talking some more. She was headed over to the Hard Rock which was near my hotel, so we ended up splitting a cab. When we got to the Hard Rock she asked me to come have a drink with her and her friends. I obliged and we met up with her friends (unfortunately not 4 or 5 other hot strippers, but two couples). While we were there we started getting a lot more friendly and she suggested that I "show her my hotel room". I was a little worried that this was going to turn out to be a business affair, and I'm not into the prostitute scene even when they are as hot as this girl was. But it was all on the level. We barely made it off the elevator at my hotel before we were tearing each other's clothes off. Basically we just had crazy jungle sex for two hours. At 5:00 AM she left, and at 5:30 I left for the airport. Best Vegas trip ever.