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Dr. DVD
05-24-2002, 09:05 PM
...nutted?

I will post mine once some of you post yours.
Mr Maxwell House
05-24-2002, 09:07 PM
are you talking volume all at once, or # of times in one day?
Dr. DVD
05-24-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Mr Maxwell House
are you talking volume all at once, or # of times in one day?

Volume all at once.
Mr Maxwell House
05-24-2002, 10:09 PM
well I mean I've never exactly measured, but sometimes it's not much, and sometimes it seems like a lot.
LoveCheapDVDs
05-24-2002, 10:59 PM
What are you referring to ?

j/o?
tygloalex
05-25-2002, 01:11 AM
Dude, I seriously have something wrong with my nuts. I come waaaaaaaaaay too much. So much so, that's it's not good. Like a week ago, my wife and I were having sex, and I pulled out and she starting giving me oral and I could feel the pulsations of come..1.....2...3.....4....and a small fifth one. She started laughing and told me to turn on the light. She looked like a one of those Japanese Bukkake chicks. I felt really bad.
kian69
05-25-2002, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by tygloalex
She looked like a one of those Japanese Bukkake chicks. I felt really bad.
rotfl :lol: rotfl
LostHiWay
05-25-2002, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by tygloalex
Dude, I seriously have something wrong with my nuts. I come waaaaaaaaaay too much. So much so, that's it's not good. Like a week ago, my wife and I were having sex, and I pulled out and she starting giving me oral and I could feel the pulsations of come..1.....2...3.....4....and a small fifth one. She started laughing and told me to turn on the light. She looked like a one of those Japanese Bukkake chicks. I felt really bad.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Peter North?? :P
Dr. DVD
05-25-2002, 10:54 AM
The most it ever happened for me was not during sex, but more of an accident. I was having an erotic dream and woke up at the best point. Unfortunately, I could not stop the muscular contractions in the downstairs area and it went wild. The shocking thing was I thought it was over and then out of nowhere another gusher erupted!
I opened my eyes and could feel nothing but gooeyness and wet below my waist. Yucky and messy!
spainlinx0
05-26-2002, 12:03 AM
Sometimes I really have to question why I open some threads.
ziggy
05-26-2002, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by spainlinx0
Sometimes I really have to question why I open some threads.
:up:
Cool Kitten
05-26-2002, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by Dr. DVD
The most it ever happened for me was not during sex, but more of an accident. I was having an erotic dream and woke up at the best point. Unfortunately, I could not stop the muscular contractions in the downstairs area and it went wild. The shocking thing was I thought it was over and then out of nowhere another gusher erupted!
I opened my eyes and could feel nothing but gooeyness and wet below my waist. Yucky and messy! um...TMI, dude:eek:
Cool Kitten
05-26-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by spainlinx0
Sometimes I really have to question why I open some threads. it's called morbid curiocity...like an accident, you just have to look :D
tygloalex
05-26-2002, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by LostHiWay


Your name wouldn't happen to be Peter North?? :P
heh, no, i thought it really sucked. my poor wife looked like something from ghostbusters :( I felt sooooo bad I just went to get her a towel and sulked. :(
Dr. DVD
07-25-2002, 01:43 PM
Alas, not everyone is blessed with a scrotum working overtime to produce nut.

Speaking of Peter North, how does he manage that kind of amount every time? Must have an unseen hose attached somewhere.
grunter
07-25-2002, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by spainlinx0
Sometimes I really have to question why I open some threads.

OMG - I was just about to type the exact same thing.

Jinx. Buy me a Coke.

;)

Sometimes these mature Otter type people truly frighten me.
Jackskeleton
07-25-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by spainlinx0
Sometimes I really have to question why I open some threads.

I agree.
Who in there right mind ask themselves. "Gee, I wonder how much I squrited that time?"
Soup Nazi
07-25-2002, 02:21 PM
Does making a girl choke due to volume and have it come out her nose count for anything?
grunter
07-25-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Does making a girl choke due to volume and have it come out her nose count for anything?

May I be the first to :yack: at that?
Soup Nazi
07-25-2002, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by grunter
May I be the first to :yack: at that?

Because you asked so nicely, sure ... why not?

:D
PerpleNerple
07-25-2002, 03:14 PM
I dunno, but I could show you a picture of the last wad I blew all over my S/O the other night. She seemed pretty impressed.
Mikey
07-25-2002, 06:14 PM
post the pic.. post the pic! :)
Jackskeleton
07-25-2002, 06:26 PM
http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/061602/toomuchinfoyo.jpg
D.Pham00
07-25-2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by tygloalex
Dude, I seriously have something wrong with my nuts. I come waaaaaaaaaay too much. So much so, that's it's not good. Like a week ago, my wife and I were having sex, and I pulled out and she starting giving me oral and I could feel the pulsations of come..1.....2...3.....4....and a small fifth one. She started laughing and told me to turn on the light. She looked like a one of those Japanese Bukkake chicks. I felt really bad.

:lol: geez...even your not serious stories are phucking phunnie
AndyCapps
07-25-2002, 10:20 PM
I never measured, sorry. Most times in one sitting was 10.
silentbob007
07-25-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Jackskeleton
http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/061602/toomuchinfoyo.jpg

an image that will never lose its usefulness ....
Jackskeleton
07-25-2002, 10:43 PM
damn straight, it's a very useful image. especially in themature forum
wiz
07-25-2002, 11:12 PM
Geez...I always forget to grab the measuring cup when I'm nutting...damn
Dr. DVD
07-26-2002, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by wiz
Geez...I always forget to grab the measuring cup when I'm nutting...damn


Well, I guess that would prove difficult. I think it's best we just forget this thread like a lot of my other crazy ones in this forum.
Save Ferris
07-26-2002, 11:36 AM
I filled a bathtub once
latenight
07-26-2002, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by tygloalex
Dude, I seriously have something wrong with my nuts. I come waaaaaaaaaay too much. So much so, that's it's not good. Like a week ago, my wife and I were having sex, and I pulled out and she starting giving me oral and I could feel the pulsations of come..1.....2...3.....4....and a small fifth one. She started laughing and told me to turn on the light. She looked like a one of those Japanese Bukkake chicks. I felt really bad.

I think you are lying, lets see the pics. :D
Dr. DVD
09-11-2002, 03:25 PM
:eyebrow:
breaux124
09-11-2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Does making a girl choke due to volume and have it come out her nose count for anything?

Ahhh the infamous "White Dragon"
:lol:
MJKTool
09-11-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Dr. DVD
:eyebrow:

couldnt hold out till friday huh?
Dr. DVD
09-25-2002, 04:20 PM
Another bump to add to my crazy threads. (I am not a sicko :D)