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schlitz100
06-13-2002, 09:42 AM
http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Disturbing but strangely interesting site... no graphic pics, just text.

I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
D.Pham00
06-13-2002, 10:17 AM
-eek-
Penny Lane
06-13-2002, 01:07 PM
Um.......... :jawdrop:
KitchenSink
06-13-2002, 01:09 PM
So, d'ya think he has a girl-friend?

(you know, with LEGS)
Penny Lane
06-13-2002, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by KitchenSink
So, d'ya think he has a girl-friend?

(you know, with LEGS)

:lol:
schlitz100
06-13-2002, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by KitchenSink
So, d'ya think he has a girl-friend?

(you know, with LEGS)
or boyfriend. this guy seems bi when it comes to dolphins...
TeeSeeJay
06-13-2002, 03:17 PM
So many quotable sentences in this article, so little time.....

Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.

That sure beats the porcine "corkscrew" as coolest dick ever!


In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.

I think I'll file this one under "Common Sense"
sexy_overlord
06-13-2002, 08:36 PM
This is disappointing. Dolphins are way too intelligent to be whoring themselves to humans.
schlitz100
06-13-2002, 08:55 PM
It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize)
looks like the 3 date rule is universal and not just a human thing
joltaddict
06-13-2002, 09:38 PM
Wow an old Shaggy thread where he actually had a topic.
Yellowbeard
06-13-2002, 09:58 PM
The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
See ladies, we are all not just about one night stands. This guy's forming relationships and cuddling after having dolphin sex
Original Desmond
06-13-2002, 11:39 PM
this is sick!
Venom
06-14-2002, 12:52 AM
this is funny!












someone needs to post a link to the yahoo story about a dolophin looking for some loving with swimmers.
focker
06-14-2002, 01:00 AM
Is anyone else picturing the episode of King of the Hill where Hank was violated by a dolphin? The guy who worked at the pool was jealous.
grrrah
06-17-2002, 04:28 PM
I hope this has something to do with NFL groupies...
Betho
06-17-2002, 04:38 PM
:yack:
El Scorcho
06-17-2002, 06:42 PM
What?! No Deftones17 reference?!
D.Pham00
06-17-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by DTSC
What?! No Deftones17 reference?!

i was gonna make one, but i couldn't find that pic
gregx55
06-18-2002, 07:47 PM
Ummmm ewwwwww
zero
06-18-2002, 10:47 PM
:lol: This brings back memories of the Southern Cali Otter meet.
tanman
06-20-2002, 12:28 AM
ok...so that is what that guy was doing when they found him dead in Shamu's pool.



seriously, here in FL they found a dead guy who was nekkid in shamu's pool. unfortunately i think he was found with the big mean one they don't use to splash the kiddies. no one ever found out what the heck he was doing!


I guess the obvious answer would be Shamu!