Anal Sex

[SBatL8y]

I can't believe I'm talking about this, cause I am not the person that usually does. But I have to know. What is the point of anal sex FOR A GIRL? Does it feel good? Does it feel AS good as the normal way?

There's just too much I like about the feel of sex in the "entrance" not the "exit."

I can see how it would feel really good for a guy. But how so for a girl? Do you get the same feelings? Different feelings? I would think it would be uncomfortable, but a lot of girls seem into it these days.

[SBatL8y]

13 views and no replies? I guess I'm not the only one that doesn't have anal sex :D

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by SBatL8y
13 views and no replies? I guess I'm not the only one that doesn't have anal sex :D definitely not for me.
http://www.homestead.com/McHawkson/files/coolkitten.gif

[SBatL8y]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
definitely not for me.
http://www.homestead.com/McHawkson/files/coolkitten.gif

Is that by choice or by experience?

[Toxygen]

From the... <ahem> research I did last night:

"why do you like anal sex?"
"well.. the orgasm is more intense for me this way, it feels a lot hotter, and, well, there's that whole taboo aspect of it that's just a turn on. It's not for everyone though"

;)

ps: while I have been lucky enough to have a girl like this before, this "research" wasn't from her bur from a movie.

[Electric2k]

Learn from the professor...

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173117&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

She knows all!

[Bushdog]

I'm not a rump ranger and never will be.

[icondude]

Here is another reason not to be a butt pirate:
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215129

[RewindTheMovie]

Can a girl still get an orgasm if It's through anal sex?

[ViewAskewbian]

Betho?

[RewindTheMovie]

Huh?

[Cemetery Man]

I would think so, the "yam bag" and other stuff could still be indirectly stimulating her through the motions.

[Josh-da-man]

I think it's time we start "The one and only buggery thread."

[Giantrobo]

I think so too.

I think once she truly relaxes, which is necessary for this act anyway, then she can probably have one.

Apparently gay men can.

BuTT that's due to prostate stimulation. Last I heard chicks don't have prostates.

[PunkYou]

Betho would know.

[RewindTheMovie]

Gay guys get orgasms through that stuff'?

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by RewindTheMovie
Gay guys get orgasms through that stuff'?

Apparently so.

Did you see "ROAD TRIP"? When the nurse made the guy blow his wd in the cup? It's based in fact.

It has to do with the one hitter's penis stimulating the catcher's prostate.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by PunkYou
Betho would know.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173117

[Betho]

Originally posted by ViewAskewbian
Betho?

hi :wave:

I've heard of some cases when women can orgasm from anal sex. We do have quite a few nerve endings in there, but most women can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation so MOST of us probably wouldn't be able to.

I haven't orgasmed from either vaginal or anal sex... but I imagine it would be possible, especially if she tends to orgasm easily, which I don't.

If you want her to orgasm during anal sex, do it doggy style and do the reach around clit-rub. Make sure it (the clit) is well lubricated as well.

[Betho]

Originally posted by Electric2k
Learn from the professor...

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173117&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

She knows all!

Hey, thanks! :blush:

I like anal sex... and I don't orgasm from it or anything. It's not really something I want to do ALL the time, it's kind of reserved for special occasions.

It has to do with the individual sexual style. Personally, I like rough sex and I'm not really into slow lovemaking very much, and so I like anal just because it's rough and naughty. But I think the guy DOES enjoy it a lot more... and if I were with someone who didn't want to do anal I wouldn't have a problem with that.

[Heat]

My friend's wife is a nurse. I swear, nurse's have no hangups, they can talk about any bodily funtion like you and I talk about DVDs.

Anyway, she was talking one night about how her and some coworkers asked a male nurse who was gay how men can enjoy receiving anal sex, but when they try it it is painful. The answer is basically that the gay men have much more practice (since they can't do it the other way), and that it has to do with the receiver arching the back or something. I'm not quite sure, but suffice it to say that practice makes perfect.

And read the above referenced thread (Bethos).

[joeblow69]

Originally posted by Heat
The answer is basically that the gay men have much more practice (since they can't do it the other way), and that it has to do with the receiver arching the back or something. I'm not quite sure, but suffice it to say that practice makes perfect.


I think it actually has more to do with this: you have to be able to relax your sphincter. If you don't, it will hurt, plain and simple. Maybe it's easier for gay men, because they really really want to get ****ed, while a lot of women do it to make their boyfriends happy, and aren't really relaxed down there?

[JimRochester]

I've been with several women who orgasm from anal sex. It's all about the wiring.

[JimRochester]

I've been with several who did. Either they were wired correctly or I'm just darn good at it. ;)

[ViewAskewbian]

Originally posted by Betho


I haven't orgasmed from either vaginal or anal sex...

Now, I find this a shocking revelation. It appears that someone is not doing ones job correctly or it is just damn hard to make you cum.

Now, if it were me. . . ;)

[Saxofonix]

Originally posted by SBatL8y
What is the point of anal sex FOR A GIRL?

I can't find the source of this statistic at the moment, but I read (in reliable) source, that apparently something like 10% of women can reach orgasm through anal stimulation (and penetration) alone.

So like someone else here said .. I guess it depends on the wiring. It won't work for most women, but for some women it does 'work'.

[RewindTheMovie]

mine was started first, delete the other one :)

[isamu]

Originally posted by Betho



If you want her to orgasm during anal sex, do it doggy style and do the reach around clit-rub. Make sure it (the clit) is well lubricated as well.

-other--other--other--other--other--other-

you hit it right on the pecker with that one!:)

[Saxofonix]

Originally posted by Betho
If you want her to orgasm during anal sex, do it doggy style and do the reach around clit-rub. Make sure it (the clit) is well lubricated as well.

Even before a guy attempts that as a first .. see what her response is when you rim her, while giving attention to her clitty. From my own experience, her response is most likely to be <b>very</b> favourable.

[Betho]

Originally posted by ViewAskewbian


Now, I find this a shocking revelation. It appears that someone is not doing ones job correctly or it is just damn hard to make you cum.

Now, if it were me. . . ;)

A while ago I would've told you that is' damn_near impossible to get me off, and that's why I'm the only one who can do it. I've never had an orgasm from someone else.

Although in the last few weeks I think I've realized that I just have never been with anyone who really wanted to put forth the effort to help me out there. It will take considerable effort the first time I think... maybe someday I'll meet someone who can help me out but for now I'm more than happy being single and alone ;)

And I'm serious when I say the happily single/alone part :)

[ViewAskewbian]

Originally posted by Betho


A while ago I would've told you that is' damn_near impossible to get me off, and that's why I'm the only one who can do it. I've never had an orgasm from someone else.

Although in the last few weeks I think I've realized that I just have never been with anyone who really wanted to put forth the effort to help me out there. It will take considerable effort the first time I think... maybe someday I'll meet someone who can help me out but for now I'm more than happy being single and alone ;)

And I'm serious when I say the happily single/alone part :)

My last girlfriend was the same way when we first started going out (and, honestly, I am not attempting to toot my own horn, so to speak). She claimed to never have had an orgasm from someone going down on her and, also, rubed her clit to get off during sex feeling that simple penatration was not enough. Eventually, I attempted to get her to do it less and less during sex and my goal was to get her to cum without it. After much trying, I succeeded although never got her to do so with anal. As for my tongue, well. . .somethings one just shouldn't talk about. ;)

[SBatL8y]

Thanks for the info everyone, especially you Betho. It sounds to me like I'll never try anal sex. Maybe with my future husband who's out there somewhere. But not in the near future. I don't like pain. And I'm sure I'm one of those 90% that don't orgasm from anal sex.

[Ruben]

Girls you don't know what your missing, My wife luvs it up here ass, She says it is the best orgasm a woman can get. The best way to do it is to use a vibrator while your getting it and you'll never want it any other way!

[brizz]

my wife enjoys it as well....she uses a bullitt vibrator on herself while i bang away and its one of the most intense orgasms she ever has. i can usually feel the vibrations as well enhancing the sensation for me too. she has tremendous control over her sphincter, i've never experienced anything like it. just slides right in....okay, i have to go now and find my wife.....

[costanza]

Ass Master Ruben piping up three years later.

[achau9598]

my wife enjoys it as well....she uses a bullitt vibrator on herself while i bang away and its one of the most intense orgasms she ever has. i can usually feel the vibrations as well enhancing the sensation for me too. she has tremendous control over her sphincter, i've never experienced anything like it. just slides right in....okay, i have to go now and find my wife.....

lucky fucker ;)

I've been barking up that tree for 13 years now without any luck

[LurkerDan]

holy thread resuscitation batman!

[mookiemeister]

Is it true if the girl lubricate her anal properly then she shouldn't feel any pain during anal sex? Or is it painful for some people no matter how much lubrication is used?

[Giantrobo]

Is it true if the girl lubricate her anal properly then she shouldn't feel any pain during anal sex? Or is it painful for some people no matter how much lubrication is used?


ALWAYS use a good lube in copious amounts when doing anal. If she's new then you gotta work up to it. Try 1 finger, then two, and so on. Then you can work your cock into the mix.

God dammit I need to get laid. :( I feel like a black guy on The Real World who never has anyone to fuck. :lol:

[big whoppa]

Lots of lube, relaxing the area, and working up to it like Giantrobo said is key.

[DVD Polizei]

Reach-arounds are a definite requirement for anal adventures. :up:

[digitalfreaknyc]

I think so too.

I think once she truly relaxes, which is necessary for this act anyway, then she can probably have one.

Apparently gay men can.

BuTT that's due to prostate stimulation. Last I heard chicks don't have prostates.


Umm...yah because gay men are the only ones with a prostate? :rolleyes:

There are lots of straight men who like to be anally stimulated as well. Doesn't have to be a dildo...but a finger...or a tongue. My best friend has done both to a bunch of guys she's been with at their suggestion.

You hit that prostate and it's a mans g-spot. I've cum without touching myself.

[paulringodaman]

This is gross.....do you know what comes out of an anus?

Oh, and don't think cleaning it out with alcohol and soap turns me on either.

[Giantrobo]

Umm...yah because gay men are the only ones with a prostate? :rolleyes:

There are lots of straight men who like to be anally stimulated as well. Doesn't have to be a dildo...but a finger...or a tongue. My best friend has done both to a bunch of guys she's been with at their suggestion.

You hit that prostate and it's a mans g-spot. I've cum without touching myself.


Did I say something? I know some straight guys like anal stuff. I think I mentioned this earlier in the thread when I brought up the movie Road Trip. Specifically the scene were the nurse sticks her finger in the guy's ass and milks his prostate.

[digitalfreaknyc]

This is gross.....do you know what comes out of an anus?

Oh, and don't think cleaning it out with alcohol and soap turns me on either.


Try it and come back to us. I guarantee you'll have a different reaction...to the tongue, definitely. The finger? well...maybe, maybe not.

[ClemsonDevil]

This is gross.....do you know what comes out of an anus?

Oh, and don't think cleaning it out with alcohol and soap turns me on either.
Well do you drink pee? I sure don't as I'm sure you don't either. But I bet you have no problems licking out a girl... unless you're gay.

[Heat]

Well do you drink pee? I sure don't as I'm sure you don't either. But I bet you have no problems licking out a girl... unless you're gay.
Ghandi drank his urine on a regular basis, though for some reason I'm having a hard time picturing him eating a woman out (when he was alive, of course).

[digitalfreaknyc]

Well do you drink pee? I sure don't as I'm sure you don't either. But I bet you have no problems licking out a girl... unless you're gay.

...in which case he'd be licking something else which ALSO has urine coming out of it ;)

[Mrs. Danger]

For me, the coolness of anal sex is that is somehow feels more intimate. It isn't about orgasm (although, that can happen, too) but the closeness and trust, and just having a slow enjoyement of each other's bodies. With a partner who isn't in a hurry to "hump", it can be delightful.

Lots of lube and patience, not goal oriented, just explore sensations.

If you get cum up your butt, rinse it out.

[Rockmjd23]

If you get cum up your butt, rinse it out.
:yack: Unprotected anal sex is the most dangerous sexual activity. Practically suicide in todays world.

[brizz]

:yack: Unprotected anal sex is the most dangerous sexual activity. Practically suicide in todays world.
Not if you're married and both completely clean :D

[JesseCuster]

From the... <ahem> research I did last night:

"well.. the orgasm is more intense for me this way, it feels a lot hotter,


While I can understand the orgasm being stronger due to tightness, how can a woman's ass possibly be hotter than her vagina? Doesn't the vagina heat up somewhat during arousal from all the blood flowing in? I don't know from experience but I've read that during pregnancy, the vagina is very noticeably hotter.

[brizz]

:yack: Unprotected anal sex is the most dangerous sexual activity. Practically suicide in todays world.
Not if you're married and both completely clean :D

[mikehunt]

Well do you drink pee? I sure don't as I'm sure you don't either. But I bet you have no problems licking out a girl... unless you're gay.

2 huge differences
piss is mostly water and unless the person has an active bladder infection it is sterile

[Buford T Pusser]

I thought Betho was back until I saw the post date.

:lol:

[Buford T Pusser]

Ass Master Ruben piping up three years later.


rotfl

[Giantrobo]

If you get cum up your butt, rinse it out.


Naaah, I'd rather see her push a creampie out of the oven. ;)

[ClemsonDevil]

Naaah, I'd rather see her push a creampie out of the oven. ;)
hellz yeah!

[Buford T Pusser]

Naaah, I'd rather see her push a creampie out of the oven. ;)


http://www.basalari.it/images/figa_12.jpg

[costanza]

Buford, that is easily the sickest thing i have ever seen on the internet. i've seen those ebay auctions where they switched the picks to old guys doing each other and shoving baseballs up their asses and enlargening their urethras. i've seen tubgirl, i've seen goat-se. i've seen the pics of farley laying on the floor in his apartment. the guy who ate the raw pork and had worms take over his brain. this is number one. i fucking love you man.

[Buford T Pusser]

Did it make you half hard? :p

[costanza]

Did it make you half hard? :p

daniel has a unique undercarriage, but not that unique.

[big whoppa]

That is one nasty pic!

[Ketamine]

So what do the girls usually do to make sure they are clean and cleaned out?

[big whoppa]

http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/2442390.jpg

You can use an enema to be extra clean. Otherwise, don't poop 24 hours before anal and use soap and water.

[Ketamine]

[img]
You can use an enema to be extra clean. Otherwise, don't poop 24 hours before anal and use soap and water.

But not pooping for 24 hours means there is a good chance of shit in the rectal vault. I would think you would want everything out, not avoid taking a BM.

[Longhungsilver]

hey well me and my girlfriend did anal twice... So ill drop sum pointers...

First of all it was spur of the moment, so she definetly didnt give herself an enema and i dont think she held the poop in for 24 hours.. But it was totally clean so i duno i guess i got lucky both times... Im not gonna deny the smell isnt that great, theres no way of helping that usually.. We used condoms both times and No lube (bad bad bad idea)... make sure u use a lot of lube cuz one of the times the condom broke, the whole head ripped off the condom..
She wasnt very hurt by the experience, it was really hard to get my dick inside her and once i was in i couldnt go in all the way (pretty mcuh all the way tho).. so dont expect it to be a fast process..

theres my 2 and a half cents

[Rockmjd23]

Not if you're married and both completely clean :D
married people have sex?

[Mrs. Danger]

married people have sex?

Yeah, we're sick that way.

[the_dude8]

if the guy cum inside of her when doing the anal style, could she get pregnant?

[Rockmjd23]

if the guy cum inside of her when doing the anal style, could she get pregnant?
ummm not unless her rectum is attached to her uterus....

[big whoppa]

Getting pregnant by anal sex? Someone please begin from Sex Ed 101.

[scottall]

My representative has promised that there will be no sex ed in the classroom. If there is, then his ass is gone!

[D.Pham00]

good grief buford, that's one freaky picture

[Baron Of Hell]

Getting pregnant by anal sex? Someone please begin from Sex Ed 101.

Sex 101

chapter 1: Getting Pregnant
Holding hands and kissing causes pregnancy. It is extremely important to where gloves while holding hands and to never kiss on the mouth. To be safe only kiss on the hand and make sure you and your partner are wearing gloves while doing so.

Chapter 2: Anal Sex
pee in her but.

[zozo]

if the guy cum inside of her when doing the anal style, could she get pregnant?

Where do you think lawyers come from?

[KDforever]

married people have sex?

Yup, all the time my friend. ;)

[KDforever]

if the guy cum inside of her when doing the anal style, could she get pregnant?

Only if he pulled out and some of the sperm splashed down into her vagina and those little suckers swam like crazy. :lol:

[D.Pham00]

Yup, all the time my frienld. ;)

MR. KD = very lucky!

[spankasmurf]

click on "watch this movie"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=10603

[Longhungsilver]

im sorry that wasnt funny at all lol.. I feel bad for the person that actually spent a few hours making that video lol.

[Dr. DVD]

Whatever happened to Betho? Haven't seen or heard from her in several years. Guess the professor has retired. ;)

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

Whatever happened to Betho? Haven't seen or heard from her in several years. Guess the professor has retired. ;)

She found god

[costanza]

She found god

it's another anal sex miracle!

dr. betho love (or how i learned to relax my sphincter and found god up my ass)

[Dr. DVD]

She found god


Meaning she no longer partakes and renounced what she did on this board? Was there ever a post she made where she bid us all farewell?

[Heat]

She found godYeah, she talks about it a little in this thread: http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=378512&page=1&pp=25 from last August.

She had a thread a long time ago about going into this churce and a long-haired, tattooed guy (if I remember right) talking to her and helping her find God, I'm guess that that is now her husband.

I'm glad she found peace, though for some reason I don't think she'll be back here.

[Buford T Pusser]

So her encounter with Soup Nazi helped her go the opposite way and save her soul? :eek:

That guy works miracles. :p

[costanza]

So her encounter with Soup Nazi helped her go the opposite way and save her soul? :eek:

That guy works miracles. :p

that sounds about right.

[sara81]

OK here's my question. I really want to try anal. My boyfriend has me really excited about it and I know I'll love it. He uses his fingers all the time and it makes my orgasms a lot more intense. BUT sometimes when they're in me, I feel like I'm going to go to the bathroom (even though I don't need to go). How can I stop this feeling? It makes it really hard for me to relax.

[gameover2k2]

OK here's my question. I really want to try anal. My boyfriend has me really excited about it and I know I'll love it. He uses his fingers all the time and it makes my orgasms a lot more intense. BUT sometimes when they're in me, I feel like I'm going to go to the bathroom (even though I don't need to go). How can I stop this feeling? It makes it really hard for me to relax.

just let it goes.... :)

[sara81]

just let it goes.... :)

not a chance i could just let it go... haha thanks though.

[Rockmjd23]

OK here's my question. I really want to try anal. My boyfriend has me really excited about it and I know I'll love it. He uses his fingers all the time and it makes my orgasms a lot more intense. BUT sometimes when they're in me, I feel like I'm going to go to the bathroom (even though I don't need to go). How can I stop this feeling? It makes it really hard for me to relax.
paging Adam Carolla....

[WillieTheShakes]

If you're that concerned, sara81, make sure you evacuate well prior to any anal play. If you're really concerned, have an enema prior.
Then relax, release and enjoy.

[Mrs. Danger]

OK here's my question. I really want to try anal. My boyfriend has me really excited about it and I know I'll love it. He uses his fingers all the time and it makes my orgasms a lot more intense. BUT sometimes when they're in me, I feel like I'm going to go to the bathroom (even though I don't need to go). How can I stop this feeling? It makes it really hard for me to relax.

Practice, practice, practice!

[Giantrobo]

Hopefully your guy is mature enough that even if you did "go" he wouldn't act like a... no pun here....ass. Some guys act like something like that could never happen because they never see it in porn and that's just silly.

It happened to me once. I didn't bother me at all but she was totally embarrassed. I assured her that everything was totally cool and that she shouldn't even worry about it because I wasn't going to. I mean come on, it's just the body's natural function. We just washed off and did something else.

[KDforever]

Hopefully your guy is mature enough that even if you did "go" he wouldn't act like a... no pun here....ass. Some guys act like something like that could never happen because they never see it in porn and that's just silly.

It happened to me once. I didn't bother me at all but she was totally embarrassed. I assured her that everything was totally cool and that she shouldn't even worry about it because I wasn't going to. I mean come on, it's just the body's natural function. We just washed off and did something else.

You're such a sweet man. Just thought I'd let you know that. :)

[kantonburg]

Damn Buford. I laughed at the same time I said thats the nastiest picture I've ever seen. Gawd I love this place :thumbsup:

[brizz]

Hopefully your guy is mature enough that even if you did "go" he wouldn't act like a... no pun here....ass. Some guys act like something like that could never happen because they never see it in porn and that's just silly.

It happened to me once. I didn't bother me at all but she was totally embarrassed. I assured her that everything was totally cool and that she shouldn't even worry about it because I wasn't going to. I mean come on, it's just the body's natural function. We just washed off and did something else.
yeah...i'd say one out of 5 or 6 times things get a little dirty....but that's why man in his infinite wisdom invented soap and showers. Only once was it really any kind of "mess" though....and we just jumped in the shower and kept going there ;) She gets a little self-conscious about it, but its no big whoop and i assure her of as much. kind of comes with the territory.

So don't worry about it...shit, as they say, happens. Mostly though, you are just confusing the sensations of penetration there with the similar ones you get from evacuation. you'll get used to it, and then, you'll wonder what took you so long to try it :D

[Rockmjd23]

OK here's my question. I really want to try anal. My boyfriend has me really excited about it and I know I'll love it. He uses his fingers all the time and it makes my orgasms a lot more intense. BUT sometimes when they're in me, I feel like I'm going to go to the bathroom (even though I don't need to go). How can I stop this feeling? It makes it really hard for me to relax.
get it loosened up with a baseball bat

[Buford T Pusser]

get it loosened up with a baseball bat

You're such a sweet man. Just thought I'd let you know that. :)

[Buford T Pusser]

Damn Buford. I laughed at the same time I said thats the nastiest picture I've ever seen. Gawd I love this place :thumbsup:



Here it is from page three (for the lazy).

http://www.basalari.it/images/figa_12.jpg


I think someone linked it or was that me?

[big whoppa]

Even if there's no shit, there can be a big smell.

[Rockmjd23]

You're such a sweet man. Just thought I'd let you know that. :)
awww :grouphug:

[Buford T Pusser]

awww :grouphug:


Watch that thing!


:buford:

[Nifty03]

Sorta on topic, pretty funny tho.

http://www.uniquepeek.com/fusion_pages/index.php?page_id=157

[costanza]

i love the japanese

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Here it is from page three (for the lazy).

http://www.basalari.it/images/figa_12.jpg


I think someone linked it or was that me?


How can anyone go down on something that looks like that? I guess if you close your eyes tight enough things will be okay. I feel sorry for girls that look like that between their legs.

Pictures like that make me very please with what I have between my legs :)

[So_Cal_SAHM]

My experience with anal has been very pleasing. I've done it with/without an enema first and for me it's no different. I also don't need a lot of lube. Everyone is different and I guess I'm lucky that I can just "take it" without any preperation.

My new boyfriend and I had anal for the first time a few weeks ago. He enjoyed it very much. I just wish I could orgasm with anal. Is it possible to learn how to orgasm during anal?

[Rockmjd23]

I just wish I could orgasim with anal. Is it possible to learn how to orgasim during anal?
Anything's possible, my dear. I'll have to inspect you inside and out to see how to accomplish this.

[Dr. DVD]

click on "watch this movie"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=10603


That was so gross....but funny!!!! :lol: Never thought about it from the sperm's POV.

[DVD Polizei]

I think we need a DVD Talk Anal Sex get together. Just think, if one year passes, we can have our first analversary.

[bwvanh114]

Is it possible to learn how to orgasim during anal?Not from a Jedi.

[digitalfreaknyc]

Not from a Jedi.

That's not true. I consider myself a jedi (well, i have a star wars tattoo and all ;) ) and I've made many a man have an orgasm from anal sex. :)

[So_Cal_SAHM]

That's not true. I consider myself a jedi (well, i have a star wars tattoo and all ;) ) and I've made many a man have an orgasm from anal sex. :)

Care to share some techniques? I would like to share them with my man to see if he can get the same results with me. :)

[Buford T Pusser]

So Cal-just strap on a big dick and start plugging away inside your man's anus nailing that prostate, causing the joy juice to flow.

Or if that's too much use a dildo or something that you are sure will not get caught in there.

[Longhungsilver]

That's not true. I consider myself a jedi (well, i have a star wars tattoo and all ;) ) and I've made many a man have an orgasm from anal sex. :)
A chick who loves star wars enough to have a tatoo and enjoys anal sex. If only I was one of those men you've given an anal sex orgasm to -wink- :hump:

[Giantrobo]

A chick who loves star wars enough to have a tatoo and enjoys anal sex. If only I was one of those men you've given an anal sex orgasm to -wink- :hump:


:D:lol:

[Buford T Pusser]

:D:lol:


Strong agreement.


:lol:

[digitalfreaknyc]

A chick who loves star wars enough to have a tatoo and enjoys anal sex. If only I was one of those men you've given an anal sex orgasm to -wink- :hump:

*sigh*

I'M A GUY.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

So Cal-just strap on a big dick and start plugging away inside your man's anus nailing that prostate, causing the joy juice to flow.

Or if that's too much use a dildo or something that you are sure will not get caught in there.

I think you have it backwards..........I would like to cum during anal NOT him.

If I showed up with a strap on he would run for the hills.

[Buford T Pusser]

I think you have it backwards..........I would like to cum during anal NOT him.

If I showed up with a strap on he would run for the hills.



Oh. You were responding to a guy who has made other guys cum with anal so maybe you have it bass ackwards!

[Mrs. Danger]

The trick is to orgasm without clenching your ass. It ain't easy!

[Joe Molotov]

:D:lol:

That's an understatement. ;)

[criptik28]

Not from a Jedi.

rotfl 5/5

[twikoff]

:D:lol:

:lol: rotfl
I'm with ya there

[Lateralus]

Gad this thread has gone down the pooper.

[KDforever]

A chick who loves star wars enough to have a tatoo and enjoys anal sex. If only I was one of those men you've given an anal sex orgasm to -wink- :hump:

rotfl Dude....:lol:

[Mrs. Danger]

Theoretically, it is possible to have an orgasm with any part of your body. I've managed several different ones, but not otheres. The research is quite entertaining though!

[garolo]

*sigh*

I'M A GUY.

I guess they didn't see that one coming. ;)

noobs:D

[Rockmjd23]

Theoretically, it is possible to have an orgasm with any part of your body. I've managed several different ones, but not otheres. The research is quite entertaining though!
Im still working on the rare thumbgasm

http://sab.ucsc.edu/thumbsup/thumb.jpg

[freudguy]

I never will forget the experience that a friend of mine had. I still laugh to this day picturing what he was describing.

He was dating this incredibly hot redhead, she was very elegant and womanly. An all around classy lady. They finally had sex after about 6 weeks of dating (he's a very gentlemanly [is that a word?] and moralistic individual, the best cop I know). After a few times of having sex, she starts showing her more erotic side, which was totally new to him. She tells him that she likes anal sex. I'll continue with a his quotes of the story...

"I think 'Wow, I always wanted to try that but didn't quite know how to ask'. So we play around and do the deal where you lube up and prepare by inserting my fingers first. She is getting so hot and aroused, you can just see her anticipation. So we start, slow at first....it was great. She's reaching under and feeling me and all that, I go a little faster. 'Fuck me, baby, I want you to cum in my ass'. This took me off guard since I was used to the girls that were kinda quiet. She starts telling me to hurry up and cum, I though it was because she was really turned on. Then she says, 'Hurry up dammit, I gotta shit!' That killed my hard-on right there, like someone poking a hole in a balloon. I was wearing a lubed up Trojan so I faked my orgasm. I didn't want to let on that her exclamation killed my momentum. I pull out, she crosses the bed on all fours, all the while saying, 'Fuck, I gotta shit so bad'. She runs to the bathroom covering her ass with a hand likes she's trying to stop herself from crappin' right there. She doesn't even close the bathroom door, I hear her throw the lid up, sit and a big [insert favorite fart noise here]. God, she was so hot until that. I don't know if I'll ever get a hard-on with her again."

They split up soon after that.

But don't let me scare anyone away ;)

[Giantrobo]

:lol: @ freudguy's friend's story

I guess I'm a sick fuck because that wouldn't have bothered me one bit. :lol:

Some men are such cowards when it comes to female bodily functions. -ohbfrank-

[LivingINClip]

She should of pooped on him during it and they kept goin' at it..Extra lube. At least thats how I always do it.

[Save Ferris]

Some men are such cowards when it comes to female bodily functions. -ohbfrank-

As far as I know, thats a universal body function, regardless of gender (it wasnt until this thread though, that I found out women DO indeed crap)

[Buford T Pusser]

I've always heard that women are full of crap. :eek:

[Longhungsilver]

As far as I know, thats a universal body function, regardless of gender (it wasnt until this thread though, that I found out women DO indeed crap)
rotfl

[brizz]

well...had an impromptu session tonight and it was crap free....but glorious in all other facets. we were both properly lubricated thanks to the good folks at Labatt's ;)

[big whoppa]

well...had an impromptu session tonight and it was crap free....but glorious in all other facets. we were both properly lubricated thanks to the good folks at Labatt's ;)

You mean you flipped?

[art]

I personally find it hilarious that straight men will condemn male homosexuals as being unnatural and then go home and have anal sex with their wives or girlfriends. Seems to me there's a lot of hypocrisy going on there. My theory on the pleasures of said activity is that it's the friction that does it.

[Giantrobo]

I personally find it hilarious that straight men will condemn male homosexuals as being unnatural and then go home and have anal sex with their wives or girlfriends. Seems to me there's a lot of hypocrisy going on there. My theory on the pleasures of said activity is that it's the friction that does it.


oh stop it... :horse:


Guess what? We also get our dicks sucked by them too. I guess that makes the whole world Gay right?

[The_Infidel]

I personally find it hilarious that straight men will condemn male homosexuals as being unnatural and then go home and have anal sex with their wives or girlfriends. Seems to me there's a lot of hypocrisy going on there. My theory on the pleasures of said activity is that it's the friction that does it.
And I find it funny that a thread about anal sex went more than a page without art throwing in his two pesos. :lol:

[brizz]

I personally find it hilarious that straight men will condemn male homosexuals as being unnatural and then go home and have anal sex with their wives or girlfriends. Seems to me there's a lot of hypocrisy going on there. My theory on the pleasures of said activity is that it's the friction that does it.
funny thing about my wife's butthole....it's on a woman.

[Buford T Pusser]

brizz-you are one lucky guy!

[Nemo]

emm how about =www.fancyasian.com
bump

[NORML54601]

maybe if you drill a hole into it