The f**k lotion

[tygloalex]

When I got home this morning, I opened the door and I smelled it. Whenever I smell the f**k lotion, I better jump in the shower real fast and take care of business. So --- my question is: Guys, is there ever the tell all that you are gonna get some?

[Random]

Thats cool :up:

[tygloalex]

Oh man, I thought no one was gonna reply! Quick delete your response! :lol:

[Jack Straw]

Originally posted by tygloalex
Oh man, I thought no one was gonna reply! Quick delete your response! :lol: Perhaps no one responded because (like me) they have no idea what you're talking about?

[Betho]

Originally posted by Jack Straw
Perhaps no one responded because (like me) they have no idea what you're talking about?

Yeah ditto :confused:

[kenny79]

Is f**k lotion a product or a bodily secretion?

[mikehunt]

you mean hand lotion? as in wacking the mole time?
:)

[focker]

I think he's saying that she only wears this lotion when she wants to have sex. If he comes home and smells it, he knows it's time to get it on. I had to read it four or five times, but I think that's it. Anyone else have a signal that indicates they're going to get laid?

[Lethal Nemesis]

Ohh.. so that's what it is? I had no idea either. :confused:

[FiveO]

Hi, just observing..I'm FiveO's fiance'....

I was able to understand this one right away..
When an obvious but subtle hint is to be made...I tell him that he had "better remember to shave". It can be just a quick comment made over the telephone at work...or even said in public..that is enough to get the point accross.

(I love the 5 O'clock shadow...but it can get a little irritating when rubbed on tender parts...)

[FiveO]

As far as your future comments...

Let's clarify:

His shadow...my tender parts!

[Charybdis]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Jame Gumb (Buffalo Bill) from Silence of the Lambs

[broadwayblue]

Originally posted by Charybdis
I thought this was going to be a thread about Jame Gumb (Buffalo Bill) from Silence of the Lambs

rotfl

it Puts the lotion in the basket!!!

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by broadwayblue


rotfl

it Puts the lotion in the basket!!! rotfl I just burst out laughing, too.

[Buford T Pusser]

I'm still waiting to find out what F*** lotion is. Anyway?

[GMLSKIS]

Originally posted by focker
Anyone else have a signal that indicates they're going to get laid?

The hooker says my credit card was accepted!

[scottall]

I love going over to a woman's house and she tells me she wants to take a shower. Then she shaves (fully shaved is even better) and lotions up.

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I'm still waiting to find out what F*** lotion is. Anyway?
Read the thread. -ohbfrank-

:) It's the lotion that his wife wears everytime they do the deed, so whenever he comes home and smells it, he knows that he's gonna get some.

[Lethal Nemesis]

Actually, it may just be the lotion he uses to masturbate with. :confused:

[Mole177]

Originally posted by mikehunt
you mean hand lotion? as in wacking the mole time?
:)

so much violence -ohbfrank- what did i do????

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Lethal Nemesis
Actually, it may just be the lotion he uses to masturbate with. :confused:

You're quick with the -ohbfrank- considering you're :confused:. :o


She wears lotion?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Mole177
so much violence -ohbfrank- what did i do????

If it makes you feel any better, I started a Caption This in your honor:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=350087

[kninestile]

Originally posted by focker
Anyone else have a signal that indicates they're going to get laid?

When the guards yell "LIGHTS OUT" http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-023.gif

[Spicollidriver1]

Originally posted by broadwayblue
rotfl

it Puts the lotion in the basket!!!

Approximately 10 minutes ago I was reading a thread over at broadbandreports.com, and it had that same quote. Also right at this moment Joe Dirt is on comedy Central ( which I would be watching if I was watching Match play Championships) creepy.

[mikehunt]

2 year old thread gets resurected, didn't have many posts, yet I had posted in it originally

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
You're quick with the -ohbfrank- considering you're :confused:. :o


She wears lotion?
I've always been one to "post now, think later."

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by mikehunt
2 year old thread gets resurected, didn't have meny posts, yet I had posted in it originally

It's time to get to the bottom of this. It's been too damn long since he left us hanging. I need some lotion action and I need it NOW.

The view count has now doubled from two years ago so the interest is high.

[PerpleNerple]

Hmmmm....clear indicator that I'm going to get some? Hmmmmm.....

I don't know,....My woman wouldn't do anything in particular as far as putting on specific items, but she would say things, things like....I want to suck on you...My p***y is wet for you...I need your dick...You going to f**k me tonight?

I haven't really needed to "pick up" on anything, she just tells me what she wants.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

I'm like your wife.......I don't use things or hint around. I've learned if you want something just come out and ask for it. :D

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I'm like your wife.......I don't use things or hint around. I've learned if you want something just come out and ask for it. :D

His wife? :eek:

[scottall]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I'm like your wife.......I don't use things or hint around. I've learned if you want something just come out and ask for it. :D
:up:

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
His wife? :eek:

Stop being a trouble maker ;)

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Originally posted by scottall
:up:

I forgot to add........just because I ask doesn't mean I get it :(

[scottall]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I forgot to add........just because I ask doesn't mean I get it :(
I think that you are the man in your relationship. Does he tell you that he has a headache?

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I forgot to add........just because I ask doesn't mean I get it :(

Then you're not asking the right person. :D