What was your easiest pick up experience?

[Kube]

The one time it all clicked. Walked up to him/her and no muss, no fuss...you went home and had great sex?

What's your story?

[lordzeppelin]

I have none. Guess I'm a fricken loser...

[zero]

I guess that makes two of us :p

[DravenCFH]

Well there was this one time......

Who am I kidding, LOSER #3 right here.

[Random]

I asked a girl at the mall the time because I wanted to catch a movie, and she ended up watching the movie with me. Took her home and watched DVDs :) She was cool, and we had a great time. Only thing I can remember was that she was into Wayne's World, and had a great sense of humor. Never called her again though, dunno why. :(

[dek]

I was in Rome, just got off the train actually, and one of those Hostel Hustlers came up and said "Do you have a hostel?" and I said yep and he said "We will beat their price". I hesitated but ended up going there. Checked in early that morning, approximately 6 bunk beds in the room, last bed in the row open. Put my stuff down and this girl walks in with a towel on and says hi. I say hi and she starts to change. I ask her if she wants me to leave the room, she says nope, she was in a ton of plays back in the States so she is used to changing in front of people. We chit chat a bit, she ends up leaving, I go do my sightseeing. Fast forward to about 7 o clock, she comes in the room and I'm eating my dinner and reading some stuff on what I'm going to be doing the next couple of days. She lies down right next to me and says her and a few of the other people from the hostel are going out to a Irish pub in a few and would I like to go, I say sure, why not. We end up going to this place with me, her, her guy friend from back home who obviously had a huge crush on her but she wanted nothing to do with him, a South African guy, a guy from Germany, and some other dude. We end up drinking for a few hours, I probably had about 6 or 7 Guinness in the 3 hours we were there so I had a little buzz, and I know she only had a few beers. The whole time we were there, all the guys were hitting on her, I figured I had no chance as she was pretty hot and I'd been growing my beard wild so I just let them do there thing. We end up leaving and on the way back the South African guy is being obnoxious as well as the others. She comes up to me and grabs my hand which surprised the hell out of me, but I went along. We go back into the hostel and everyone else is in different rooms except for me, her, and the German guy. We say goodnight and go to our bunks. She had left a bunch of crap on her bunk and she said "Oh no, I forgot to clear off my bunk" and I stupidly replied "You can sleep in my bed." Next thing I know she's naked and we had sex the rest of the night for about 4 or 5 hours until people started to really wake up. We went to the train station and she went to go to the airport to pick up her mom, and I took the train to Venice.

Kinda wish I woulda emailed her when I got back...

[Khan]

Omigosh. OK, I gotta ask.

Has that 'DVD Talk Hall of Fame' blurb been there for a while, or did it just turn up after you posted this?

[dek]

Been there for a few months now.

[schlitz100]

walking through a crowded bar, a little loaded, when suddenly a girl grabbed my arm and pulled me towards her. I thought she was cute and smiled and said "hey", she said "hey" back and about 10 seconds later we were making out in the bar (yes i know, incredibly tacky) I didn't even know her name until about 15 minutes later... we went home and had some good times, and she is still a friend with occasional benefits.

[JimRochester]

I have a couple:

The first one was a 10 to 2er. I went over mentioned the weather and asked the girl to my place. She said it was too far. I asked her to her place and she said OK. Entire time from first contact to closing the deal was less than a half hour. I miss the 80's

Another time a girl came up to me and asked if I could pretend I knew her to avoid a few clowns in the bar hitting on her. I asked how well did we know each other. One thing lead to another and a couple hours later I knew her Biblically.

Twice I had door to door sales girls selling magazines and ended up in the sack. The first one was easy, we were at it in less than an hour, the other made me take her out that evening before we got to do the nasty

[PerpleNerple]

My easiest has to be the woman I am currently seeing.

I went to a local bar with a friend, I go to the bar to get a drink and I'm kinda mouthing the words to the song that's playing on the sound system. I look over at her and she's kinda singing along also. We smile at each other, and I go back to my friend and we head to another part of the bar. (I wasn't interested in meeting anyone that night, so I never gave it a thought) A little bit later we head back to the bar to get another drink, we are standing close to where we got our drinks and I turn to look at her and she smiles at me. I told my friend about the first and second incident, he's like:Dude you better go introduce yourself. I told him I didn't think that I had a chance, and I really didn't feel like bothering with it. He keeps goading me to go talk to her, and I made another glance in her general direction and she winks at me. I told my buddy, "she just winked at me, I guess I'll go get shot down." So I walk over to her introduce myself and talk to her for a few minutes, and ask her if she'd like to go dance. She says no, I'm with these guys. So I went back to my friend and told him what had happened. I then told him I was ready to go somewhere else. So we finish our beers and walk out. Well she's standing outside as I'm walking out and she grabs me on the arm and says, "I'll see you later". I go, "now hold on a minute, you wink at me smile at me, don't give me the time of day when I come talk to you, yet you tell me you're going to see me later?" She says, "I'm sorry, I'm all confused, I'm going through a divorce and don't know what I'm doing half the time" I told her I was going through a divorce also. We hit it off from that point on. She has been a joy to my life and I'm happy to have met her. I hope that we continue to be friends and lovers.

[zero]

*sniffle* that's beautiful man

no sarcasm really, I wish you both good luck :)

[waporvare]

Easy one. A hot girl came up to me in a bar and said it was her birthday and she wanted me for a present. I got her name an hour later at her place while we were undressing. Ahhh, the 80's.

[shizawn]

I went up to this girl and said, "Wanna ****?" She said yes and we went to a hotel and made sweet sweet love. Then I paid her and went home.

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

Originally posted by shizawn
I went up to this girl and said, "Wanna ****?" She said yes and we went to a hotel and made sweet sweet love. Then I paid her and went home.

Ditto, except SHE went home.

[Heat]

New Years '95. I was at this hotel in St. Louis with a couple of friends, and ~ 10 of their friends (who I had never seen before). This was one of those $40 or so cover, but drink all night for free and three live bands type of setups, plus we had a couple hotel rooms (yes, I know, 6 per room, these were two bed rooms). Anyway we were in one of the conference rooms listening to a band, we (most of the group) were at a large table. I was pretty bored since it was country music, so I left (~ 8pm) to get some White Castle hamburgers which was a couple blocks away. I came back ~ 25 minutes later, sat down again, and offered the group some hamburgers (I had brought a lot of extras). They thank me and had a few. We started talking and got along pretty good (by this point it was a couple at the table and their single female friend). Then my friend comes in and says "uh, Mike, we moved to this other table". Turned out that while I was gone everybody moved and these were complete strangers I was talking to. But since we were talking I stayed and ended up staying with the single female, we talked and danced the night away. At about 1am I offered to let her crash with us (I know, 7 in a room), but she said "why don't we just go back to my place"? So, we went to her friends house for a little bit, then ended up at her apartment, went to bed, and you can figure out the rest.

The next morning we got up early and there were spots of blood all over the apartment, turned out her cat was having a heavy menstration or something. It was *cold* outside, she took me back to the hotel which was ~ 15 miles away, we gave each other a kiss goodbye, and she gave me her business card (she was a manicurist) and asked me to call her if I was ever back in town (I lived 100 miles away). I met quite a few women over the next couple of months, including the girl I married, so I never saw that girl again.

[ziggy]

well the easiest was when I was laying in bed and this girl that was staying with us overnight came into my room and sat on my bed, etc.

The sex was really pretty awful though.

I've been picked up more often than I've picked up someone, I'm just lucky like that I guess. Good for a quick screw.

[Rocky_Stallone]

Few years ago when I used to work at a resturaunt in my hometown, I was a dishwasher. I once had a female bartender (she was a petite blonde in her early 30's), just bringing me dishes to wash in the sink, suddenly she smiled at me, bent over and whispered something in my ear. She told me to come to the bar to see her after work so we can go to her house and bang her. She seriously wanted to get laid with me after a long night of work.

Even though I had my chance of getting laid that night, very sadly I had to refuse the offer. Why? Because I didn't know her too well. She just wanted a one night stand and I'm not a one night stand kind of guy. My former co-workers at the resturaunt, the cooks that worked in the back really wanted me to go home with her but I kept refusing.

So that was "the only" time that I almost had an "easiest pick up experience" which I refused.

I have a new girlfriend now so now I'm all happy. :)

[zero]

Originally posted by Guitar_God
Few years ago when I used to work at a resturaunt in my hometown, I was a dishwasher. I once had a female bartender (she was a petite blonde in her early 30's), just bringing me dishes to wash in the sink, suddenly she smiled at me, bent over and whispered something in my ear. She told me to come to the bar to see her after work so we can go to her house and bang her. She seriously wanted to get laid with me after a long night of work.

Even though I had my chance of getting laid that night, very sadly I had to refuse the offer. Why? Because I didn't know her too well. She just wanted a one night stand and I'm not a one night stand kind of guy. My former co-workers at the resturaunt, the cooks that worked in the back really wanted me to go home with her but I kept refusing.

So that was "the only" time that I almost had an "easiest pick up experience" which I refused.

I have a new girlfriend now so now I'm all happy. :)

*applauds* That took a lot of courage, and restraint. Bravo to you :)

[Soup Nazi]

I was one of 24 eligible bachelor Navy Sailors on an Air Force Base for 3 years ...

Talk about easy ...

[Heat]

Speaking of turning down women, one night many years ago I was out drinking with a friend and his live-in girlfriend, they had a female friend with them who was married and extremely ugly. I avoided her all night, said maybe 5 words to her. That night I was sleeping on my friends couch she came in and called her husband, telling him that she was spending the night at her friends' house and that it was just them. Bells are going off in my head, so I still pretend to be passed out while she came over and started telling me that she wanted to fu** me and was rubbing my body. I had absolutely no interest in her. None. I remained "passed out" and after a few minutes she said something like "dam* it", and went to a bedroom to go to sleep.

Another night, also a long time ago, I was in this bar notorius for being a meat market, but I was there to just shoot some pool with my friend. Another butt ugly woman who was heavily intoxicated came up and said something like "take me out to my truck and f*** me." I declined, so she said the same thing to my friend. He also declined. Not even if I had a bag to put over her head would I have touched her.

[Bushdog]

As apparently one or two people remember, my easiest time was already a matter of public record on this forum.:D

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by Bushdog
As apparently one or two people remember, my easiest time was already a matter of public record on this forum.:D

Where's the bathroom in this joint... I gotta take a leak.

:lol:

-k
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[Kube]

Soup...were the ladies females in the navy or civilians?

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Kube
Soup...were the ladies females in the navy or civilians?

There were female Sailors, but you'd be better off with a civilian over a Navy chick anyday. And, you'd be better off with a Air Force chick over a civilian.

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Bushdog
As apparently one or two people remember, my easiest time was already a matter of public record on this forum.:D

Speaking of, have you gotten that rash looked at yet?

:p

[lordzeppelin]

wow...shot down 2 times in one day here...I must be REALLY ugly...I couldn't even get a girl to let me buy her a drink...let alone look at me.

Just reaffirming my pathetic status...

[fmian]

This one time I went into the local Tandy (Radioshack) to look for something. There was this cute girl working there and she had absolutely no idea what I was after. So we laughed about her product knowledge and I mentioned that I hadn't seen her here before. She mentioned that she HAD seen me around before.
The next day I came back and asked her out. We went out for a month or so but I broke it off cause she was just too immature.

Another time I was in a bar with some friends (and their friends). I had my eye on one particular girl all night and I started talking with her and her group of friends. When the bar was about to shut I asked her if she wanted to go someplace else with me. We spent the night together. Didn't have sex, just slept in the same bed. We went out for about a month and ended up having sex anyway though.

[wm lopez]

I had taken nice normal pictures of this chick and I was returning copies to her job. When I got to her job she had left, her co-worker asked would I take some of her. I said sure, what time you get off work? I came back, took her home. 30 minutes after talking with her I was taking nude pictures. Once that was done she gave me oral that nite and the next nite.

[Kube]

wm...The whole photography angle is a great idea. Smooth.

Soup...could you please explain the pecking order...

[popcorn]

In NYC you have to pay before you pump. Well the cashier thought I was hot and wouldn't give me my change or turn on the pump until I asked her out. So I did. I took her to a horror movie, went back to my residence hall (ahh, the college days), and had an all-nighter (doesn't happen that frequently). The next day she bought me breakfast.

The free gas incentive outweighed her personality. So I stop coming around for gas. She got the point and stop coming around for... My friends started paying for gas again. The end.

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by popcorn
In NYC you have to pay before you pump.

Am I the only one that wasn't thinking about going to the gas station after reading the first sentence?

[Real Estate Guy]

One of my first times to a strip club, I was 19 years old. I walk in wearing a tank top (it was August in Pennsylvania), in my bodybuilder days. One of the dancers, totally nude, walks up to me immediately and says, "You have a nice body." I looked her up and down and said, "So do you." She kept hanging around me all night then. I only went in there with a few ones, but when I was all out, she kept slipping them to me to give back to her, so she could keep dancing for me. I knew I was onto something then.

She then told me to stay until the place closed at 2am, so I said ok. She said she needed a ride - of course, you know when we got back to her place, she got that and more! Stayed 'n played 'till the next morning.

Although this was the VERY easiest, I have more scoring stories, if anybody's interested. There are a lot of easy girls out there if you're a confident guy, trust me. Good-looking has nothing to do with it (although I'm no slouch either.)

[Kube]

More stories = good. Real Estate..fire away

[Original Desmond]

In my single days, at a club this girl just came up to me and said "I wanna ***** you" She was pretty attractive so i said "ok but you have to make me breakfast" . She laughed and we went back to her place.

Other times, girls have not been as explicit verbally, but their body language said " i wanna ***** you". All i had to do was go upto them and ask them to come home with me. That happened a couple of times

Other than that, i've picked girls up from clubs the normal way

[teddydogg]

I went to Florida with a buddy of mine for vacation. One nite we where pretty beat after drive to the beach and back so we went to the local TGIFridays and sat in the bar for a few drinks. Well a few turned into a few more the whole time there were these 3 women at the bar and the bartenders where giving them the full court press. Well Come on Eilleen comes on the jukebox and we were singing it and one of the girls turns around and says my name is Eilleen. We ended up talking to them and they blew off the bartenders. Short story long we go back to their place for a while then one of them get crabby so we go back to our hotel with 2 of them. My buddy takes off to get something to eat with one and I am left with the other. Things start to get hot between us and I start taking off her clothes she starts taking of mine. I am struggling with her shirt and just can't seem to get it off with all the tugging. She stops me and says it is snap top (or something of the like, maybe something a dancer wears but it had a snap down by the crotch) and says " You just gave me the biggest wedgy of my life". Needless to say it kind of killed the mood but I could have scored if I wasn't stupid. So does that count?

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Kube
Soup...could you please explain the pecking order...

It's not so much a pecking order persay, moreover personal preference. I've always had a thing for blonde chicks in flight suits in the USAF. I'd take a civilian to a female Sailor, as most females in the USN aren't too much to look at ...

[MicFreJas]

Best Thread Ever.


No stories to add though, I'm a hopeless loser.

[Real Estate Guy]

Another - ok, I could post several of the same type, but I think I'd prefer to lump them all together in one category to give you guys heads-up as to the VERY easiest place to pick up women: WANT ADS!

Think about it - any woman desperate enough to place an ad SAYING she's looking for a man is so gonna give it up when you go to meet her! An added bonus: SINGLE MOMS! Never failed to nail them on the first date - really hot girls too, but guys stay away because of the kid(s). If you're looking for a quick score, that's the way to go.

Telling one of my experiences, I met a girl like this through an ad. I went to her house for a date, and as my funds were short, I decided to tell her that I was broke, and see how my skills were (to see what would happen then.) I got to the house, saw she was hot, and almost didn't want to go through with it, but I did anyway. She was shocked, went and got her kids from the neighbors house, but told me to stay 'cause we were gonna have fun at the house instead, after she put the kids to bed. She got them, put them to bed, and man did we have fun! She put on a strip show, and we got busy the rest of the night! Probably woulnd't have happened that way if I took her out to a movie or something, huh?

I've got more, if you wanna hear them.

[Real Estate Guy]

And oh, Soup Nazi is right about the USAF girls in flight suits - I used to have to repair those suits when I was in the USAF! Man, when the hot chicks would bring those suits in to have the crotch repaired.....of course, this was offset by the big burly guys that brought them in for the same thing! Girl butts do look VERY cute in those outfits though!

[Kube]

Real Estate Guy...great tip on single moms. What a way to go. Never would have thought of that.

Another story would be splendid.

[grrrah]

the last 2 girls I have dated have picked up on me.

[Giles]

At the Sears six blocks from my house.

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Real Estate Guy
And oh, Soup Nazi is right about the USAF girls in flight suits - I used to have to repair those suits when I was in the USAF! Man, when the hot chicks would bring those suits in to have the crotch repaired ... Girl butts do look VERY cute in those outfits though!

Imagine dating a chick that was a flier for AWACS. When she came home off of those 14-15 day deployments ...

I'm still smiling ...

:D :D :D :D

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Kube
Another story would be splendid.

Well, this one time ... at band camp ...

[ENDContra]

I have only one good pickup story. I never drank any until my third year of college, so I never went to parties until then either. Well, I went to this one the weekend before my birthday. Typical kegger, and for those of you that dont know much about NC State parties, the sausage was in mass quantities as usual. However, this was a girls party, so it wasnt AS bad as usual. There was this one girl sitting in this chair just drinking beer...the only girl that looked somewhat approachable to me (remember Im an amateur at trying to meet ladies here). She was really skinny, looked like Daria from that MTV cartoon. She was so skinny though that the more beer I consumed, the bigger she got. So I finally went up to talk to her, and the conversation was just crap. I asked every lame question you could (remember Im an amateur) before finally asking her if she wanted to go outside and talk. Well as soon as we got there, we started making out. Finally we left the party and went back to her dorm room...which thankfully did not include a roommate. We got naked and did all the oral and 69ing, but I passed on the sex for that night (but we did do it 3 nights later, as well as a few other times). It was fun, but she was weird...but I feel bad because I ended up doing her wrong, treating her exactly how I always say a girl shouldnt be treated. I feel even worse about that because I know she is one of the few girls that would have treated me right. But oh well...she has a man now and I have my right hand.

[Catch 21]

Originally posted by Giles
At the Sears six blocks from my house.

yep, I second that . Sears is the hot spot.The women that work there are the horinest.

[RewindTheMovie]

I was trying to get some the other night. I was at my friends house and I was staying up all night thinking that his sister (1 year younger than me) was right next door. So i got up out of bed and knocked on her door at about 1 AM. She woke up turned on the light and said "What do you want??" . So I acted like I had just woken up and I was sleep walking. She believed it all, becuz I frequently sleepwalked when I was a kid. But if she hadn't of turned on the light i just would've popped in there and hopefully something would've happened..... but , i guess it was all for the best.

[einTier]

I can think of a few:

1. Was at a stoplight, and noticed a couple of cute girls in a mini-truck with some guy. The one closest to me was kinda cute, so I was staring a bit more than maybe I should have been. Guy in truck notices. Light turns green and I take off. He follows in hot pursuit. I have a sporty car, so I run, exceeding 100 mph at times. He somehow manages to keep up, and finally gets in front of me. Girl hangs out of window, and points to the next exit -- which I had to take anyway. I think I'm going to get my ass kicked, but come to find out, the cute girl was egging her friend's boyfriend to chase me down because she wanted my phone number. *DOH* So, make a long story short, before I leave, she's riding with me, and we ended up pulling over to do the deed.

2. Was at a work party, drunk. New girl at work sits down next to me, and begins to talk. I'm plastered, and thinking I'm going home with my ex-girlfriend, so I'm paying zero attention. Next thing I know, my ex-girlfriend tears over, bitches me out, and leaves in a huff. I'm so drunk I just sit there stunned. The new girl grabs my tie, and says "I really like your tie.... I think it would look really good on my floor." Cheeziest line ever, and I couldn't believe she said it. However, I didn't want to go to her place, so I said "No, I think it would look better on my floor, next to your dress." She reached in my pocket, grabbed my car keys, and said "I'll drive." We were naked within seconds of getting in the door. I don't think I said more than twenty words to her before she sat down next to me.

3. At a bar, near closing time, playing pool with some random girl. At this time, I was a piss-poor pool player. I hadn't sunk a ball, and she was down to two balls on the table. Fooling around, I said "what would it take to get you to come home with me?" She replied, "If you win this game, I'll go home with you." It was my shot -- and I ran the table. She never got another shot. Though she called me a pool shark, and didn't believe that I didn't know how to play, she kept her word and we had a fabulous time.

[JaxComet]

Originally posted by JimRochester

Twice I had door to door sales girls selling magazines and ended up in the sack. The first one was easy, we were at it in less than an hour, the other made me take her out that evening before we got to do the nasty


This one is a bit hard to believe.... :D

[rocketsauce]

im not going to name any names but there are some stories in here that start off normally, "i was at so and so started to talking to so and so", but then really abrubtly end with, "...and then we went to such and such place and did it". Not too sure if i believe some of these.

[Soup Nazi]

rocketsauce, people embellishing their lives on an Internet board? Say it isn't so ...

:p

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Bushdog
As apparently one or two people remember, my easiest time was already a matter of public record on this forum.:D and we gotta hear about it for years to come :D

[Mr Maxwell House]

I turned down sex with a girl who worked at a hostel in London. She wasn't particularly attractive, and she was the worst kisser I've ever been with. We met in the hostel kitchen and she invited me upstairs to listen to her practice singing (she was an aspiring rock star). We made out 2 nights in a row, but I was still a virgin so I turned down her requests for sex (didn't want to lose my flower in that kind of situation)

[Real Estate Guy]

Ahh, the single life. Got another one, kinda scary in a way.

I went out to a bar one night, and saw this girl that I thought looked kinda familiar. She was kinda chubby, but not bad, and I was just in there to relax a little bit. We saw each other, and kinda said the same thing, "Don't I know you from somewhere?" It was loud in there, so I suggested we get out and go somewhere quieter. She was all for it.

We went to Denny's, and we sat down. I was gonna get something to eat, but she said, "Do we have to stay long? I don't wanna order anything, just talk." So, we talked for all of 15 minutes - I still didn't know where I knew her from, and she said the same thing. I asked if we could go back to her place, and almost before I could finish saying it, she said, "Let's go." So we went back to the bar and got my car, then went to her house for 2 sessions of the Horizontal Mambo! (By the way, she wasn't very good, which is why I wanted to hit it twice - I thought she'd be better the second time, but no change.)

Here's where it gets scary. I went back home that night, when I was still living in my parents house and my younger brother lived there as well. Next morning I get up, go to the bathroom and my brother stops me on the way and says, "You hit Smiley last night, didn't you?" I was like, huh? Turns out, this girl knew EXACTLY who I was all night - she worked with my brother's girlfriend at the salon, and she saw me one day when I went in there with him. In fact, she gave us a ride home one day, but for the life of me, that night at the bar I couldn't remember her. Well, after we did it, she got right on the phone and called his girlfriend - TO ASK FOR MY NUMBER! I high-tailed it out of there so fast that night, she was lucky to get my name.

I can keep going with these, and the better part of this is that these occurred in the late 90's, NOT back in the free-swinging 70's or early 80's. Hey, what can I say, I GOT SKILLZ!

[zero]

:lol: LIVE IN THE NOW!!!!! ...j/k man. This just seemed to fit:p

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Bushdog
As apparently one or two people remember, my easiest time was already a matter of public record on this forum.:D

Was that when you got a hummer from some dude in a restroom?

[starlights]

Just stumbled upon this thread......wow ! How very enlightening ......wonder if there are new stories to be added :D

[lewisb73]

Here is one that instantly comes into my mind... I have others from the past Ill add at different times...

This was years ago during the period between the previous long term girlfriend to the time I met the woman who would become my wife... about 6 months of my life that I went wild in terms of sleeping around

I meet a woman online, we click, and eventually it leads to phone conversation... I find out she is a stripper (well thats the only thing about her I remember after all these years)... we share a fondness for Sopranos, she had only seen a few episodes , I had just got the box set... perfect opportunity to meet her. All the while, she is telling me how picky she is, and how she is not going to fool around when we meet... she is not that type of girl... we set up a "date" at her place, I drive over and meet her

She liked me, and told me a few time I was really cute (she had an average face, but a huge rack (d's, and all natural)... so that took any nervousness I had away.. we chatted a little while, she actually told me a few of her stripping stories, and showed me a couple outfits she had (didnt try them on, just showed me them). She still kept reminding me that nothing was going to happen, but over the next hour I got more from her about how comfortable she was with me... we started watching Sopranos, just side by side on the couch, after about an hour we were holding hands, a little while later had the arm around her

At this time in my mind I had envisioned a scenes where I would start caressing her face with my hand, and her taking my finger(s) into her mouth when I got near her lips... I was basically looking for a sign to proceed further... so I begin caressing her face, and sure enough she takes my index finger in her mouth and begins using her moth and tongue on it... wanting to prolong the experience, I dont move in for the kiss right away, just take my time... we finally do the passion was intense, I make out with her for what seemed like 45 minutes, we were both in a frenzy by that time... we eventually move to the bedroom and had sex (honestly the lead up to it with her was better than the act itself... but it was the only time I would be with her, she invited me over a couple nights later, but I didnt see anything lasting happening with her, she was a stripper... I would never be able to introduce her to my mom...

[darkflounder]

she was a stripper... I would never be able to introduce her to my mom...

Mom and Dad, this is Chasey.
Chasey, this is my mom and dad.
Now, show em them tities.
-Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain

[King Nest]

Back in 1985, I was working in a grocery store, I was a bagger then and I was bagging for this thin hot blonde checker. I was checking her out alot and was wondering what the Diamond ring on her left hand meant. All of a sudden she turns around and she says "So can I bother you later". So she picks me up after I get out of work and we drive to a park and started making out. She then stops me and says its okay to grope her anywhere I want, so my hand Immediatly went inside her panties :) , then after we had sex, we were talking and I ask her about the ring. She said that she was engaged and he lives north of Milwaukee. She also said that she needs sex 2 or 3 times a day. So after 4 months of having it good, she moved in with her fiance. A few months later she shows up at the store and she wants to get together after work, so we do and have sex. That was the last time I ever saw her and I heard she did marry that guy. (funny thing is Her father really liked me and not the other guy)

[Charlie Goose]

Back in 1985, I was working in a grocery store
I've got one that starts out that way, but turns much much darker.
I was 17, and a cashier at a supermarket. One day, this woman gets on my line. She's at least 40. Not a looker, but a good body.
I didn't notice her at first, but then she started talking to me. Telling me how I had eyes like Elvis Presley. Ho-kay.
She had eyes too, my friends. She had crazy eyes. They were portals of insanity.
For the next few months, she would get on my line whenever possible. I would also see her in the parking lot. She would call me Elvis Eyes and chat with me. I barely said anything to her because she made me uneasy, but that never stopped her. Finally, about two weeks before Christmas she found me in the parking lot and gave me a present and a long note. The present was a really cheap watch, but the note was what struck me. This note was fucking nine pages long, including one entire page of Elvis Eyes written over and over. More than two fucking hundred times, I counted. Also in the note was an invitation to come to her place, with the date and time included. I showed my friends, and they were all for me going. I was a little scared about what I was walking into, but I was 17 years old. A 17 year old guy will fight Count Dracula, Godzilla, and Mike Tyson to get into the promised land. I made sure that my friends knew the date, time, and address of our meeting, in case my dumb ass never came back.
On to the 'date'. It turned out she lived in the projects. A real shitty neighborhood. Super. This apartment needed to be seen to be believed. Instead of curtains, paper bags covered in tin foil were on the windows. Cracker Jack boxes hung from the ceiling on ribbons. Not one or two, but dozens. Finger paintings lined the walls. In the bathroom, she was having the shower tiling removed, so on every tile she wrote 'goodbye' in a different language; sayonara, adios, aloha, etc. Every single tile had a different word. She gave me two 'vitamins' to take, which I pocketed and pretended to swallow. Scary shit indeed. We had sex for about an hour and then I left.

[astrochimp]

The time i picked up the phone book and flipped thru the yellow pages under "E" for escort service.

[JimRochester]

1:45AM

Me: Hi, nice weather we're having
Her: Yes it is
Me: Want to go to my place?
Her: Where is it?
Me: About 20 minutes
Her: No too far.
Me: How about your place then?
Her: OK

Banged her and was on my way home by 2:30am

[alarican]

Keep these coming....I'll add one of mine soon!

[Nick Danger]

JimRochester, that's not your life, that's a porn script!

[JimRochester]

JimRochester, that's not your life, that's a porn script!

Great follow up story. I never did get her name. So the next night me and my buddies are going to the same bar and there she is. I can't really introduce her because I don't know her name. So I tell them, introduce yourself, then say my friend is rude, he should have told me your name. My buddy Mike goes up and says, hi, my name is Mike, my friend here is a scumbag or he would have told me your name. She said, that's OK, he doesn't know my name :eek: Wow that was easier than I thought.

God I miss the 80's. All that sex and no condoms needed.

[Rockmjd23]

God I miss the 80's. All that sex and no condoms needed.
Yes, clearly Rock Hudson didn't need to use condoms. Liberace either.

[crankyman]

they didn't need them.

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

I've got one that starts out that way, but turns much much darker.
I was 17, and a cashier at a supermarket. One day, this woman gets on my line. She's at least 40. Not a looker, but a good body.
I didn't notice her at first, but then she started talking to me. Telling me how I had eyes like Elvis Presley. Ho-kay.
She had eyes too, my friends. She had crazy eyes. They were portals of insanity.
For the next few months, she would get on my line whenever possible. I would also see her in the parking lot. She would call me Elvis Eyes and chat with me. I barely said anything to her because she made me uneasy, but that never stopped her. Finally, about two weeks before Christmas she found me in the parking lot and gave me a present and a long note. The present was a really cheap watch, but the note was what struck me. This note was fucking nine pages long, including one entire page of Elvis Eyes written over and over. More than two fucking hundred times, I counted. Also in the note was an invitation to come to her place, with the date and time included. I showed my friends, and they were all for me going. I was a little scared about what I was walking into, but I was 17 years old. A 17 year old guy will fight Count Dracula, Godzilla, and Mike Tyson to get into the promised land. I made sure that my friends knew the date, time, and address of our meeting, in case my dumb ass never came back.
On to the 'date'. It turned out she lived in the projects. A real shitty neighborhood. Super. This apartment needed to be seen to be believed. Instead of curtains, paper bags covered in tin foil were on the windows. Cracker Jack boxes hung from the ceiling on ribbons. Not one or two, but dozens. Finger paintings lined the walls. In the bathroom, she was having the shower tiling removed, so on every tile she wrote 'goodbye' in a different language; sayonara, adios, aloha, etc. Every single tile had a different word. She gave me two 'vitamins' to take, which I pocketed and pretended to swallow. Scary shit indeed. We had sex for about an hour and then I left.

contest over. you win.

[TomOpus]

Back in the early 90's was the heyday of BBS's. San Diego had hundreds of 'em. Some of them had weekly meets. I met this one woman while playing trivia and it turned out we had some stuff in common. She had never been to a meet and needed a ride so I offered.

Within hours after the meet was over, we were in her bed. That was probably the quickest (and easiest) from "Hello" to :hump: "HELLO!"

[JimRochester]

Yes, clearly Rock Hudson didn't need to use condoms. Liberace either.

Not to hijack the thread, but back then AIDS was something very few heard of, and when you did, it was something only the gay community had to worry about. We were more worried about things like herpes than aids. Of course it was just that ignorance that led to the spread of such diseases. The only time a girl asked you to use a condom was when she wasn't on the pill.

Back to our regularly scheduled thread.

[ivelostr2]

This was by far the easiest lay I ever had:
I walked into a party once at a friends. I had just been on the back porch with a girl, and she went to talk to some friends. I walked in the door and a different girl I had never meet smashed cake in my face, so I rubbed my face on her, and then took a hand full and dropped it down her pants. We laughed a little, and I went upstairs to wash up in the bathroom. I left the door open, she followed me in, and got in the shower. I joined her, and she preceeded to blow me. We went to my friends room, he lent me his bed and a rubber, and we fucked for a while, not a marathon or anything, but probably an hour or so of sloppy drunken sex. Then we each got dressed and went out to the party. Later, when the party was winding down, we hooked up again, and had sex on an old bed in the junk room in his house. I have never seen her or spoken to her again, and she lives in the small town where I work.
Easily the most random sex I have ever had...

[ivelostr2]

Upon reflection, i have another...

My roommate had gone to a different college and then he and another girl had transferred to my college the next year. She came to a party once, a samll on, maybe 15 people. He warned me, she was cool, but a little prudish and I shouldn't try anything on her because she would be mad at him. SHe was cute, and friendly, and she drank alot. After the party, My roommate told her she had to stay, because she was too drunk to drive, and I had a couch in my room (it was actually more of a living room, but it connected through a large doorway) He was sitting on the couch playing playstation, (Final Fantasy 7; thats how long ago this was) and i was sitting in a chair across from him, so she said she was gonna lay down in my bed. Over my roommates shoulder, I watched his "pruddish" friend strip naked and wink at me. I told him I was beat and going to bed, but he played for like another hour before going to bed. This chick was nuts, when we were done, she got dressed and slept on the couch. SHe stopped in everyonce in a while, and we occasionally hooked up, but nothing else ever came of it. I did see her a few years later with her fiance, the guy she started dating while we were hooking up, it was an uncomfortable situation.

[Caliking]

that is all to hard:

i had a girl living in our dorms that would call my room once a week. she would ask to give me head. if i wasnt in, she would leave a message. that was the best because i got to show it off to my boys, etc. pretty funny actually...i only took her up on her offer for about the first 3 weeks...after that i just showed the boys the messages, laughed, but i was bored and i thought it was a bit weird to be honest.

i never even knew this girl. we were introduced by my roommate who was friends with her roomie. never even really talked with her besides the "hi, nice to meet you." her friend said she thought i was hot and that was that. then the phone calls began to come.

oh...she wasnt too hot. most of you would probably be into her but not really my type. i would say a 6/10 although i am very perticular.