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Aihyah
06-19-2002, 01:57 PM
Salon.com, the wonders of spooge.:) (http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/06/19/semen/index.html)
suziq999
06-19-2002, 02:06 PM
ok some lonely husband obviously came up with that theory. :p
Bushdog
06-19-2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by suziq999
ok some lonely husband obviously came up with that theory. :p :lol:

I can tell you that damn near every guy believes this article is true!
Goblincat
06-19-2002, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Bushdog
I can tell you that damn near every guy believes this article is true!

Or will at least try to convince their wives. :)
Mutley Hyde
06-19-2002, 02:10 PM
Holy cow, that was a trip!
Gallup says this suggests, in the simplest terms, that semen is a drug, and that it's addictive: Women go through a kind of withdrawal when they stop getting it.
rotfl Just call me Pusherman! rotfl



(and two bucks says we get moved to Mature :) )
joltaddict
06-19-2002, 02:14 PM
Well that just got forwarded. :up:
bfrank
06-19-2002, 02:26 PM
Every one copy this link and print it out for your wife!

:lol:
KitchenSink
06-19-2002, 02:26 PM
Bringing good cheer to women just took on a whole new meaning.
joltaddict
06-19-2002, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by joltaddict
Well that just got forwarded. :up:

That was the quickest I ever got a return phone call. :lol: She said that must have been written by an ugly man. I said I was concerned for her health and Id rather err on the side of caution.
Geofferson
06-19-2002, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by joltaddict
Well that just got forwarded. :up:
:up:
suziq999
06-19-2002, 03:14 PM
My boyfriend just said I would absorb it faster through my stomach lining! :rolleyes:
kenny79
06-19-2002, 03:47 PM
Does it work as a suppository?
joltaddict
06-19-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by kenny79
Does it work as a suppository?
:lol:
Are you depressed?
bardevious
06-19-2002, 05:52 PM
Wow. I'm.....I'm just speechless.

I...I think.....God has called me. I feel the spirit moving me......

From now on, I will make it a point to share myself with all of the lonely ladies of the world!! This will be my religion!

COME TO ME, LADIES! DRINK FROM MY CUP!!!!!!

FOR IT IS A SATISFYING BRINY MIXTURE THAT DWELLS WITHIN, FULL OF HORMONES AND ESTROGEN AND POSSIBLY SOME SCOTCH.

Yea, though thou art thirsty, yet will my rod and staff fill ye to overflowing! For my bounty is good, and rich, and briny, although I think I'd mentioned that already.

Glory be to Salon. I have seen the light, and it's in my trousers.

Somehow, all seems right with the world.
Droog
06-19-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by bardevious
I have seen the light, and it's in my trousers.


That's too funny!:D

Cue Burgess Meredith in Grumpier Old Men running down the supermarket aisle shouting "I'm a doctor!"
Bushdog
06-19-2002, 06:23 PM
This is the greatest advance in the history of science!
Cool Kitten
06-19-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by joltaddict
Well that just got forwarded. :up:
Originally posted by Bushdog
This is the greatest advance in the history of science!

i'm gonna die...rotfl
kenny79
06-19-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by joltaddict
:lol:
Are you depressed?
I just want to help out as many ladies as many ways possible.
FiveO
06-20-2002, 10:50 PM
FiveO's fiance here, observing...

I read the article. I am so concerned over my future mental health...I think I had better build up my immune system.
This quote is all I had to read:
"something in her lover's ejaculate cured her".

Boy, I sure hope FiveO will understand!!

A quote for all of you men from the famous song "Don't Worry, Be Happy":
When you worry, call me, I make you happy