I hate when this happens!

[Giantrobo]

Have you ever been on your way to work or class and suddenly you realize you're...well...kinda horny?

I mean either you saw someone hot while you were driving or you had a sexy flashback or whatever. You just realize you 're "randy"....wait...I mean "horny".

It sucks because you basically have to "walk it off" unless you got a reeeeaaaally cool "hook up" at work ;)

[Copenhagen]

Yeah I know the feeling...boy does it suck, especially since I don't have that cool hook up at work.

[Jepthah]

Yes it is odd, especially when there's no blatant external stimulus like a young, pert female with a bare midriff and...

-eek- ...dammit. Excuse please.

Jepthah turns on cold water and tosses pants in hamper.

[LX98Civic]

When I am at work (mall security) I sometimes get a hard-on from the girls that walk by when I'm eating lunch. I have to look away or think about something that will take it away. It sucks, but I like to look :)

[JimRochester]

Years ago I worked in a restaurant where the bartender was doing the hostess. 2 or 3 times a night they'd be in the employee bathroom she'd be giving him a hummer. A) I needed the drink for a customer B) Very hard to concentrate

PS We called her "Hoover"

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by JimRochester
Years ago I worked in a restaurant where the bartender was doing the hostess. 2 or 3 times a night they'd be in the employee bathroom she'd be giving him a hummer. A) I needed the drink for a customer B) Very hard to concentrate

PS We called her "Hoover"

I used to live near the Original FATBURGER stand on Western in LA. Well I had heard stories of how the Cooks were getting Bj's behind the joint from Hookers.

Probably not true, but it was gross to think these same guys were touching your food....

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by LX98Civic
When I am at work (mall security) I sometimes get a hard-on from the girls that walk by when I'm eating lunch. I have to look away or think about something that will take it away. It sucks, but I like to look :)

:eek:

tell me about it!

[latenight]

Originally posted by LX98Civic
When I am at work (mall security) I sometimes get a hard-on from the girls that walk by when I'm eating lunch. I have to look away or think about something that will take it away. It sucks, but I like to look :)

I worked mall security once, still plan on writting a book about it, there was this one girl that worked at a small antique type shop, when they would close in the evenings and she was left counting the till she would let me in and we would f*** in the stock room.
Those were the days.

[MJKTool]

Just goto a restroom and jerk off. Problem solved.

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Just goto a restroom and jerk off. Problem solved.

so..you jerk off at work Tool?