View Full Version : The Venus Butterfly?
schlitz100
06-28-2002, 10:24 AM
Is this some sort of position? I've heard about it a few times but searching the net i have only found people selling tapes on how to do it or "venus butterfly" vibrators for sale.
So, what is it? How is it done? Is it as good as people say?
Thanks
Jason
Nick Danger
06-28-2002, 11:10 AM
Don't waste your money on tapes. Find a woman who can explain it the right way.
schlitz100
06-28-2002, 01:52 PM
Me, buy VHS? What are you nuts? j/k but yeah, 60 visitors and nobody knows...
RolloTomasi
06-28-2002, 06:42 PM
http://www.snopes.com/sex/aphrodis/altoids.htm
In 1986 the popular television show LA Law ran smack into this refusal to believe such a shortcut did not exist. In a key episode, troll-like Stuart Markowitz won the beautiful Ann Kelsey's heart (and other assorted body parts) with the Venus Butterfly, a sexual secret a con whispered to him by way of repaying a favor. Here's where the line between television and reality blurred -- fans refused to believe the Venus Butterfly was nothing but a made-up bit of storyline. Many "remembered" hearing about it before (which was impossible as the term was coined for this one episode; it didn't exist prior to that) but most likely confused hearing about the technique on the show with hearing about it from sources outside the show. It didn't matter though -- they were convinced the Venus Butterfly was real. NBC and the show's producers were inundated with requests for the details of this super-secret fantastic sexual technique or position. Having already convinced themselves this information existed, callers weren't happy about being asked to take "There is no such thing" as an answer.
lesterlong
06-28-2002, 09:10 PM
So its kinda like that Kokomo song. ;)
Nick Danger
06-29-2002, 11:02 AM
Here I am sending Schlitz100 on a snipe hunt, and you have to tell him that there's no such thing as snipes. Where's the love?
schlitz100
06-29-2002, 11:58 AM
i still believe it exists... still hunting...
Josh-da-man
06-29-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by schlitz100
i still believe it exists... still hunting...
Shhh... don't tell anybody I told you...
First you #### her ####. When she ####, you take your #### and #### her #### for about five minutes or until she ####. After that she'll #### and you #### her #### slowly with your ####, but me mindful to keep steadily #### a little bit faster and faster until you get a good #### going on. When she begins to ####, you're almost finished, and all you have to do is #### her #### with a #### until she ####.
And she's yours after that.
Josh-da-man
06-29-2002, 08:53 PM
What I really want to know is this:
What was Jerry's move on that Seinfeld episode?
You know the, the one Puddy did to Elaine, which she recognized from when she was with Jerry. And then George was p.o.ed because he told Puddy and not him.
I know something got swirled, and a knuckle was involved. The mind boggles. If he's swirling what he think he's swirling with what I think he's swirling it with, I just don't see a clean freak like Jerry doing that.
schlitz100
06-30-2002, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Shhh... don't tell anybody I told you...
First you #### her ####. When she ####, you take your #### and #### her #### for about five minutes or until she ####. After that she'll #### and you #### her #### slowly with your ####, but me mindful to keep steadily #### a little bit faster and faster until you get a good #### going on. When she begins to ####, you're almost finished, and all you have to do is #### her #### with a #### until she ####.
And she's yours after that.
forget it then... too much work :)
Nick Danger
06-30-2002, 11:36 AM
My girlfriend (the operator of http://www.kinkyspot.com) says, that since the venus butterfly doesn't exist, she's willing to clearly explain to DVD Talkers the Fist of Venus. Is anyone interested?
criptik28
07-01-2002, 04:16 AM
I once read a book that explained the Venus Butterfly. I think it involved "flicking" with the tongue, among other techniques...let me try to find that book again...
-lunacy-
07-02-2002, 05:54 PM
Um, I thought it was a sex toy. A clitoral stiulator, that straps around the waist.
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