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criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:27 PM
...and I'll host her pics on my site. I'll also add some non-nude (but still hot) pics. :)

Charlize Theron (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/hot24.jpg)

Josie Maran (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/josie4.jpg)

Kaila Yu (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/ky_0900_001.jpg)

Lauren Michelle Hill (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/fe903e25.jpg)

Vanessa Gleason (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/199809_Vanessa_Gleason_03.jpg)

Patricia Ford (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/Nakedbabes_0102.jpg)

Veronika Zamenova (http://home.hawaii.rr.com/criptik28/dvdtalk/veronikazemanova345.jpg)

Just thought it was time for me to get into this, for once. Trying to give back, you know? :)
Gattman
07-08-2002, 07:32 PM
Besides Charlize Theron, I dont know any of these so called celebrities?
Blake
07-08-2002, 07:33 PM
God I love Lauren Michelle Hill - and even though I probably have any and all of her pictures, it's always good to spread the gospel of Lauren to the masses...
Soup Nazi
07-08-2002, 07:33 PM
None of the above?

;)

As I've seen them all ...

:D
Soup Nazi
07-08-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Gattman
Besides Charlize Theron, I dont know any of these so called celebrities?

Well, I know who they are, but they aren't celebrities in the classic sense of the term ...
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:34 PM
Ah, maybe I should have called some of them nude models then. :)
Soup Nazi
07-08-2002, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by criptik28
Ah, maybe I should have called some of them nude models then. :)

Or bimbos with a check from Hugh Hefner?

:p
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Soup Nazi


Or bimbos with a check from Hugh Hefner?

:p

Or that. :)
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:37 PM
Just to clarify:

Charlize Theron - actress
Josie Maran - model
Kaila Yu - nude model
Lauren Michelle Hill - Playboy model
Vanessa Gleason - Playboy model
Patricia Ford - nude model
Veronika Zamenova - pr0n star
Soup Nazi
07-08-2002, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by criptik28
Or that. :)

:D:up:
Soup Nazi
07-08-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by criptik28
Patricia Ford - nude model

And here I was thinking she invented the car ...

;)
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:38 PM
Note to self: on next poll, include actresses and models that are more well-known. :)
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Just wondering...how come no one's ever posted fake celebrity nude pics? Are those not allowed here?
criptik28
07-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Soup Nazi


And here I was thinking she invented the car ...

;)

Not quite. :)
zuffy
07-08-2002, 08:00 PM
Charlize Theron or Josie Maran.
Lethal Nemesis
07-08-2002, 08:38 PM
Post them all! :D
criptik28
07-08-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by LethaL Nemesis
Post them all! :D

Sorry, my crappy RoadRunner account can only handle 5 megs at a time. :)
Buford T Pusser
07-08-2002, 10:21 PM
Lauren or Veronika.

Charlize is hot but I've seen her before. Never ever heard of the others on the list.
gcribbs
07-08-2002, 10:45 PM
I voted for the one i knew :)
JesseCuster
07-08-2002, 10:48 PM
The sexiest of the crew is Veronika Zamenova but there are a blue million porn pics of her floating around so I guess I would go with Charlize Theron, even though she has about as average and untoned a famous female body as there is. It's still nice to see a woman's body not exercised to a frazzle every once in a while though.
WhoGirl
07-08-2002, 11:32 PM
Criptik's first porn thread. Our little boy is growing up so fast. *tear*

I wouldn't mind seeing that twikoff series. :o
Buford T Pusser
07-08-2002, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by WhoGirl

I wouldn't mind seeing that twikoff series. :o

As the saying goes "be careful what you wish for".
dancinns
07-09-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Blake
God I love Lauren Michelle Hill - and even though I probably have any and all of her pictures, it's always good to spread the gospel of Lauren to the masses...
Agreed. She is by far my favorite playmate. This pic is my favorite:
click here (http://dancinns.netfirms.com/images/200102_Lauren_Michelle_Hill_11.jpg)
Lethal Nemesis
07-09-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by criptik28


Sorry, my crappy RoadRunner account can only handle 5 megs at a time. :)
Well, it doesn't have to be all at the same time. :) Do it girl by girl. :D

Ok well, I guess I'll put in a vote for Kaila and a vote for Lauren.
criptik28
07-09-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by WhoGirl
Criptik's first porn thread. Our little boy is growing up so fast. *tear*

I wouldn't mind seeing that twikoff series. :o

rotfl
Buford T Pusser
07-09-2002, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by dancinns

Agreed. She is by far my favorite playmate. This pic is my favorite:
click here (http://dancinns.netfirms.com/images/200102_Lauren_Michelle_Hill_11.jpg)

Nice eyes and hair, but doesn't her mouth look like it has too many teeth in this shot?
Nosmo Rex
07-09-2002, 08:49 AM
I voted for Kaila, since I haven't seen much of her.

Thanks, criptik!
dancinns
07-09-2002, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Buford T Pusser


Nice eyes and hair, but doesn't her mouth look like it has too many teeth in this shot?
I think she has a bit of an overbit but who the hell cares?
criptik28
07-09-2002, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by dancinns

I think she has a bit of an overbit but who the hell cares?

Perhaps, but she's super-hot in most of her pics. :)
dancinns
07-09-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by criptik28


Perhaps, but she's super-hot in most of her pics. :)
Most?! You better edit that to say all of her pics. :drool:
criptik28
07-10-2002, 09:13 PM
Looks like it's a close race between Charlize Theron and Lauren Michelle Hill. I'll wait until the end of the week, and then I'll post the pics on Monday.
DumDum
07-10-2002, 11:09 PM
Check out this site:
http://ja78-139.duv.kau.se/but/default.asp

I didn't check on all of the ones that were listed, but I know from experience that they have a boatload of Zamenova pics :D
D.Pham00
07-12-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by WhoGirl
Criptik's first porn thread. Our little boy is growing up so fast. *tear*

I wouldn't mind seeing that twikoff series. :o

hmmm...that series is good, but not as good as the m00by series :hump:
Jack Straw
07-13-2002, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by criptik28
Just wondering...how come no one's ever posted fake celebrity nude pics? Are those not allowed here? I've wondered the same thing. So, in the event that it is a no-no, go ahead and remove my pics, moderator. I feel if one does so, then they should clearly be labeled as FAKE.
http://users.cnmnetwork.com/~thgord/mr1.jpgFAKE
http://users.cnmnetwork.com/~thgord/dr1.jpgFAKE
http://users.cnmnetwork.com/~thgord/ja1.jpgFAKE
D.Pham00
07-13-2002, 03:22 PM
Do these count as celebrities?

Miss Lake
Miss Noetzelman
Miss(Mrs.?) Benson
Mrs. Wikoff

Miss San
Miss Camper
Miss Belle (aka. Miss Locks)
Mrs. (Evil) Kitten
Miss Girl
Miss Foo
Miss Deb
Miss Lane
Miss Lewis
Miss Q999
(hopefully i didn't mess up anywhere)


:)
Soup Nazi
07-13-2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by D.Pharted
Miss Lane

:up:
Red Dog
07-13-2002, 08:49 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Amber Theissan
D.Pham00
07-13-2002, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Red Dog
Jennifer Love Hewitt


:hump:

now, why couldn't she star in more quality movies like Alyssa Milano? ;)

oh, and what about Miss Lam?

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/052102/SexyCriptik.jpg

:eek:
criptik28
07-13-2002, 11:42 PM
Please get rid of that pic. :)
D.Pham00
07-14-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by criptik28
Please get rid of that pic. :)

sorry Miss Lam...no can do...who would be very disappointed :)
criptik28
07-14-2002, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by D.Pharted


sorry Miss Lam...no can do...who would be very disappointed :)

Then at least fix it so that the face looks like it's in the right location! :)
D.Pham00
07-14-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by criptik28


Then at least fix it so that the face looks like it's in the right location! :)

:lol: hey...you know Who to ask if you need to get that done ;)
criptik28
07-15-2002, 08:23 AM
OK, it's a tie between Charlize and Lauren, so I'll do one today, and the other one next week. (Damn, that didn't quite come out the way it was supposed to. ;) )
PerpleNerple
07-15-2002, 09:19 AM
If I could I would vote for the last 4 on the list. They are all fine.
icondude
07-15-2002, 09:25 AM
Britney Spears should be on your list.
criptik28
07-15-2002, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by icondude
Britney Spears should be on your list.

Like other favorite celebrities of mine, I only have fake nudes of her. :)
D.Pham00
07-15-2002, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by criptik28


Like other favorite celebrities of mine, I only have fake nudes of her. :)

boy nippley and fake...who woulda thought :rolleyes:
JTH182
07-15-2002, 09:52 PM
Well, Josie would be my top choice of your list... but since I've already seen her I'd add Britney to that list... and some better Natalie Portman ones than are out there... I want to see bush (or lack thereof...hahaha)
criptik28
07-17-2002, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by JTH182
Well, Josie would be my top choice of your list... but since I've already seen her I'd add Britney to that list... and some better Natalie Portman ones than are out there... I want to see bush (or lack thereof...hahaha)

We need a mod's opinion on this...are we allowed to post fakes here?
D.Pham00
07-17-2002, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by criptik28


We need a mod's opinion on this...are we allowed to post fakes here?

well, i'm inherently linked to a mod, and i say that yes, they can be posted, as long as they're in good taste, and you state that they're fake. Obviously good taste will be determined in a "I'll know it when i see it" basis :)