What turns you OFF?

[Buford T Pusser]

Sick of reading what turns everyone on? Tired of that positive, hopeful kind of thread?

Well think what makes you limp or dry.



The first thing that comes to mind for me is Birkenstock sandals.

Shorts with pantyhose.

Socks or pantyhose with sandals.

Mostly exposed breasts that should not be mostly exposed.

Shorts so tight you can see the cellulite through the material.

Stretch marks.

[joshd2012]

Fugly chicks.

[tsohg]

"roast beef" :yack: all that "extra" looks as if it may attack, don't get me wrong I have been with a few Arby Girls and completed the mission but it's still kinda unsettling maybe I need help.

[Giantrobo]

ugly feet, ultra thin girls, ultra fat girls, MALES, rainbow showers :yack: , red wings, jheri curls...

[Giles]

another vote for socks with sandels.

fat people wearing lycra

[Thunderball]

MAKEUP

[GMLSKIS]

Smoking

A girl smoking is the biggest turnoff for me. I could not date or marry a smoker, major turnoff.

[ziggy]

Apparently - normal girls.

I only seem to be attracted to the fukced up ones :(

[zuffy]

Originally posted by GMLSKIS
Smoking

A girl smoking is the biggest turnoff for me. I could not date or marry a smoker, major turnoff.

ditto

[kian69]

-One more for the smoking thing.
-Also one that does drugs is a big-time turn off.
-That has no ambition whatsoever in life.
-That swears every two words.

[zuffy]

chicks that think they can get any guys they want (I know a few and that kind of attitude is a big turn off)

[devilshalo]

:down: smokers
:down: drunks
:down: no sense of humor
:down: gold diggers
:down: no ambition
:down: not family oriented
:down: not in fit physical shape
:down: "me" mentality

[Lateralus]

:hump: I hate big butts and I can not lie.... :hump:

I hate "Thick" women, I like my women skinny and pale.

[Iron Chef]

Smokers.

I don't care how hot or smart she is, but if she smokes a cigarette I will have nothing to do with her.

[PerpleNerple]

Males...

Mushy women...(not mushy as in soft hearted, but mushy as in fat, I don't mind large women, but there are two types of fat girls, ones who are fat but solid, and then there are those who are just mushy)

Know it alls...

Selfishness...

Hairy women...

Gold diggers...(especially the ones who portray that they aren't, and you get involved with them, and you later find out that they were more interested in your money)

Cheaters...(not that I've run across any, but I know some that I haven't been involved with, they just suck for whoever they are screwing around on)

Huge nipples...(the kind where you can't tell where the aereola stops and the breast starts)

Sluts, Hoes, and Tramps...

Smelly pussies...(instant softee(I have run across a stinker before))

Hypocrits(sp?)...

Too much make-up...

I guess that's enough...

[Cool Kitten]

-the "grunge" look (unkempt)
-fat
-holier than thou attitude
-cheapness
i'm sure there's much more but i can't think of anything at the moment

[Soup Nazi]

Oh, there's a laundry list.

I'm just much happier being single ...

[RaraFemina]

drunks are a big one. I don't mind of a guy drinks, but if you turn into an a$$hole, then don't do it.

Guys who hit. Been there, done that, not doing it again.

Short guys. Not to discriminate against the "vertically challenged", but I am tall and I don't want some guys head smacking into my chin when we are having sex.

Fat guys.I like "husky" men, but there is a big difference between husky, and just plain huge. (Kevin Smith= husky Jerod before the subway diet = huge.)

Guys with no personality.

The biggest turn off? Guys who think they are God's gift to women and think they are great in bed, but turn out to not know what in the hell they are doing.

[grunter]

- to quote George Carlin: "anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die" (with the possible exception of Carole King's red-haired daughter - I can't explain it. Something about her just makes me want to cross over and play for the other team.)

- any male weighing under 200 lbs. (with very, very limited exceptions)

- ah, but loose belly over-hang flaps are also rather unattractive; no jiggles-when-he-walks cellulite crotch pouches for me, please. Bear bellies must be taught, firm and third-trimester round.

- baby-smooth shaved or waxed chests, together with trimmed or "sculptured" pubic hair (If you're not female, then at least try not to groom like one.)

- cologne or aftershave of virtually any type (except maybe very, very aged Old Spice, if mixed properly with tobacco)

- men with high-lighted hair, an over-abundance of gel/styling creme, a part in the middle of the forehead (tsk, tsk - how junior high), "feathering" that covers the ears and/or a mullet

- "six-pack" abs :yack: Nothing is more unattractive than a "ribby" washboard gut with a road-map of purple veins jutting across the surface. Whichever fitness guru dreamed this up as physically "desireable" is truly, truly fukced in the head. You people don't look fit, you look starved. Eat something for Christ's sake.

- BOXER-BRIEFS (otherwise known as the "man-girdle"), jean shorts (nothing screams "I'm a Boystown boy" more than a stiff, new pair of jean shorts), t-shirts with the sleeves rolled up just the one time, tie-dyed anything (unless you're in the lot at a jamband show), "members only" jackets, studded leather belts, leather "hot" pants, polo shirts with unconstructed sleeves (ie. no bicep-hugging ribbing), flannel shirts with the sleeves torn off (an unfortunate bear/gay fashion staple), dress shirts that don't have button-down collars, khaki dress pants that have "pilled," garish multi-colored, busy or "phat" sneakers, any item of clothing that sparkles and anything ever worn or popularized by a rapper at any point in time - ever (this means you, P. Diddy - you fashion-challenged "bustah.")

- any jewelry on a man besides a watch or a (sensible) nipple ring; This means you, Mr. One-eared Earring Man! Earrings look positively doofy on just about anyone, doubly so if that person is carrying a "Y" chromosome.

- sunken cheeks and micro-thin outline trace "beards"

- terra-cotta pot colored bottle-tans ('Nuff said)

- "circuit boyz" (also 'nuff said since they fall into just about all of the categories above)

- gay men who look down their noses at other gay men who frequent bath-houses or other venues of semi-public sex; people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

- anyone who ever, under any circumstance, utters the phrase "go slow, I haven't done this for quite awhile" -rolleyes-

- anyone who answers the standard "whatcha been doing?" question with a one syllable conversation killer answer like: "work" or "sleep" or "zip"

- any bear who whines at a bear run about how tired he is

- any sex act that hurts too much, gets gummy too quickly or smells really vile

- anyone that babbles supposedly dirty-talk during sex - like "how's that feel? does it feel good?" or "oh yeah, you like that, doncha?" - who actually expects you to answer

- flavored lube ('nuff said)

- men who own soft neon-colored or sparkle jelly sex toys

- mixing food and sex; let's just say that there are some things that shouldn't be chocolate flavored and leave it at that

- unclipped nails or sharp teeth anywhere near sensitive tingly naughty parts

- tie-me-up, tie-me-down games *yawn*

- men who name their penises and then insist on letting you in on their "widdle secrwet"

- any daddybear that doesn't find me instantaneously irresistable

;)

[kevin75]

the biggest thing that turns me off if smoking. i will absolutely not date anyone who smokes. nothing is more frustrating than to see an attractive girl and then she puffs on a cigarette.

[PerpleNerple]

Grunter,

I thought my list was long. Do you have this written down somewhere? Is it a list that you refer to from time to time? Maybe when you're out on a new date? J/K. ;)

[grunter]

PerpleNerple: Trust me, I've made much of the bear community in Chicago very aware of my turn-offs. They know who they are.

;)

[Nick Danger]

Smoking. It makes you stink.
Poor hygiene. It makes you stink, although less.
Obesity. If you can't walk to the corner, you're too obese. This doesn't include people who can't walk for other reasons.
Desire to be conquered. If I have to overcome you every day, it's too much trouble. Go find a control freak.
Drunks, stoners, and anyone else who isn't using 50% of the brains your parents gave you. Why make yourself stupid?
Normal girls. God, those Martha Stewart / Dr Laura / Better Homes and Gardens women are boring.

[mr. longshanks]

armpit stuble

[Venom]

Originally posted by Nick Danger
God, those Martha Stewart / Dr Laura / Better Homes and Gardens women are boring.

yeah.

and to add;

extra toes.

[PerpleNerple]

Originally posted by Gsuscryst


yeah.

and to add;

extra toes.

rotfl

[Giles]

"Prince Albert's" - I cant find any reason why to add another hole down there.

[grunter]

Originally posted by Giles
"Prince Albert's" - I cant find any reason why to add another hole down there.

I think I covered this in another "mature" thread.

It's so the pee comes out faster.

At least that's the only plausible explanation I can find for those things.

[Giles]

oh that's downright nasty.

[JesseCuster]

Fat ankles - You know, where the calf runs right into the foot, with no ankle actually in between. Hideous.

Enhanced lips - It seems to me that kissing a girl with lips like that would be like kissing a soft earthworm, but I could be wrong.

Bolt-ons - Not all breast impants are horrible and if they're slipped under certain layers of fat and muscle by someone who knows what they're doing, they can look positively attractive. But bolt-ons, where they seem to be about a millimeter below frighteningly stretched skin, are a turn-off for me.

Hairy women - 'Nuff said.

[WhoGirl]

Alcoholics.
IV Drug users. I can deal with a guy who's a pot smoker, or does coke every once in a while (very rarely) but if they're into needles no f'ing way. I don't associate with people who are into that.
Obesity.
Pants that hang off the ass.
Ignorance. This one is a really big turn-off.
Jerks.
Bad breath.
"Rappers." Music is important to me, and if a guy is hardcore into rap that turns me off. I just can't get into that stuff. It makes me uncomfortable listening to it. Any other genre of music preference is fine, well, maybe not polka..
Guys who are disrespectful or hit. If a guy ever hit me, man..let's just say you wouldn't wanna know what I'd do to him. ;)

There's more, but I can't think of them now. I'll probably post them later.

[JimRochester]

Smokers
hearing about their kids and/or their husband
crack whore skinny
plastic boobage

[Bushdog]

Hair on a woman's face or body
ODOR

[zuffy]

OK, here's my full list:

- smoker (I hate the smell of cigarettes)
- narcissism (Think they're pretty and sh|t and can get anyone)
- golddigger (I love how they pretend to joke about it to hide behind the fact)
- fake (can't stand it when they stab you in the back. A few personal experiences in this catagory)
- lack common sense or logic
- lack intelligent conversation
- skinny (I'd take a chubby girl over a skinny one anytime)
- no ambition
- hairy (if she has more hair than me below the head is a HUGE problem)

[Nick Danger]

Originally posted by WhoGirl

Guys who are disrespectful or hit. If a guy ever hit me, man..let's just say you wouldn't wanna know what I'd do to him. ;)

Whogirl pulls out a pair of sais and does a slice-and-dice. :eek:

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by JesseCuster
Fat ankles - You know, where the calf runs right into the foot, with no ankle actually in between. Hideous.

.

Hillary Clinton called....she read your post and I quote, "she wants her sh#t back from you and it's f#cking OVER between you two."

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Hair on a woman's face or body
ODOR


I like it when a chick's pubic hair grows lightly up to her belly button.

[logrus9]

In addition to the things most of the other guys have mentioned, I hate those Frankenstein porno heels (high heel with the big block up front). They look silly and they seem to impossible to walk in.

[Original Desmond]

stockings, pantyhoes, suspenders and tights all turn me off

[Laudner Gomez]

Originally posted by WhoGirl

I can deal with a guy who's a pot smoker, or does coke every once in a while

Obesity.


Nose candy and pot = ideal mate. Hell, they stay skinny that way!

Fat guys = no f***in' way!

We'll see how you feel about that 10 years from now...

[Penny Lane]

wife beater tanks

boxer briefs

speedos

lots of swear words

bad teeth

bad breath

Obsession cologne

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Original Desmond
stockings, pantyhoes, suspenders and tights all turn me off i don't get it :confused:

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Giantrobo



I like it when a chick's pubic hair grows lightly up to her belly button. i take it your SO doesn't trim? :p

[MJKTool]

- Too much makeup
- Too much perfume
- Really short hair

- Gold digger
- Stuck up :yack:
- Too girly girl (ie: screaming because she saw a bug)

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i take it your SO doesn't trim? :p


shes doesn't have hair growing that way.

[tygloalex]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i don't get it :confused:
They turn me off big time too. Big time. I like the youthful jeans,t-shirts, and sundresses sexy, not the wedding dress/secretary thing. Ick.

[-lunacy-]

In womyn-
hairy armpits, legs or faces
too thin
high maintenence

In men-
machismo
wife beater shirts

In general-
ignorance
nose picking
rudeness

[Betho]

Humping my ass in the middle of the night while I'm trying to sleep - BIG pet peeve. Believe it or not, there are actually people who think of this as foreplay

Physical aspects:
Well... hmm
Guys who think they are so hot that their shyte don't stink
really skinny guys
guys who can't take a joke
no ambition
shorter than me
poor hygiene
taking me for granted
not creative in bed
illegal drug user

......Just a few of many pet peeves/turnoffs....

[shadowhawk2020]

Originally posted by Betho
Humping my ass in the middle of the night while I'm trying to sleep - BIG pet peeve. Believe it or not, there are actually people who think of this as foreplay





Just as long as we can do this when you are awake (preferably as a sex act not foreplay)


Shadow

[Dr. DVD]

Old, alcoholic faced, redneck women who are middle-aged but dress like they are in their twenties. :yack:

Also, the same as above except about 100 lbs overweight.

[Phil L.]

Originally posted by Nick Danger
God, those Martha Stewart / Dr Laura / Better Homes and Gardens women are boring.

Ya I hear ya, but...I'd still do Martha. :blush:

[Phil L.]

Originally posted by Original Desmond
stockings, pantyhoes, suspenders and tights all turn me off


Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i don't get it :confused:

I don't get it either.
I love a woman in stockings.

http://home.mindspring.com/~pal531/_uimages/Nylon03.jpg

But this thread is about turnoffs .

Add me to those who put smoking first.
Ugly feet
Bad breath
Excessive tatoos or piercings (if I want to see a sideshow, I'll go to a freakin carnival)
Obesity
I'm with Buford on the Berkenstocks too
Bad teeth
Excessive swearing and poor grammer (makes a person, guy or girl, sound stupid)
No sense of humor

[Houstondon]

Women that just go through the motions during sex comes to mind...

[FirstKnight]

Bad hygiene, fake boobs and being too skinny... the natural look is the best way for any woman too look

[10-7]

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg219/10-7/Movie_i_see_dead_people.gif

I see dead threads.







Are you bored Don? :D

[Guy Incognito]

Seeing Haley Joel Osment when I cruise for NSFW pics turns me OFF. Then, it turns me back ON. Then, I got scared by what that means.

So, I don't really have an answer for that question.

[Emahevul]

Women that just go through the motions during sex comes to mind...

Boring as it may be, I'll take a woman who's just going through the motions, as long as it's with me.

;)

[Houstondon]

Are you bored Don? :D

Naaa, just trying to find a few threads that might be of interest to some of the new folks.

[Ravyn]

that question : "What turns you off " hasnt been answered by any of the woman.. wonder why?? I know that women have just as many pet peeves when it comes to men as well.. Guess I might have to start that one later..

[Emahevul]

HoustonDon, DEFINITELY HoustonDon.

;)

:p

:D