I really enjoy masturbating to DVDS

[spid77]

For me, DVDS add so much more to the whole experience of masturbating. I often sit right in front of the television and masturbate for what seems like hours, when I have a great quality DVD.

[Hendrik]

...ahh... a 'new member'... for how much longer, I wonder?...

. . . :o . . .

[spid77]

yes....but for how long my friend...but for how long ???

[BigStinky]

good job

[Goat3001]

So will the thread just go on lock-down or will the member be [BANNED]?

[Merlin1220]

do we get a free dvd if we guess right goat.... :LOL:

[pro-bassoonist]

I suggest you use the rubber "EVIL DEAD" case and better the experience. It will leave la ong lasting scent on you as well.

[BigDaddy]

I reported the post to a mod but it is still here. :(

[spid77]

Originally posted by BigDaddy
I reported the post to a mod but it is still here. :(

Whats the problem with this thread ? I enjoy MASTURBATING to dvds. I find that the image quality is much better than VHS, and that inturn hightens my CLIMAX.


Whats the problem ?

[Hendrik]

...many, many, many very lonely people...

. . . :o . . .

[tygloalex]

-eek-

[spid77]

Yes, but Im not lonely when I have my favorite DVD- "Back Door Lezzies" !

[tygloalex]

OK, you either need to get over to other and make new friends or get the heck out of here.

[Sierra Disc]

This is a test of the forum moderation system. This is only a test. This is a test of the forum moderation system. If this were an actual post, the poster would have been [BANNED] by now. Repeat, this is only a test.

[spid77]

Okay listen, I'm obviously joking around here. But you have to admit that the DVD was most likely the best thing to happen to the Porn Busniess since VHS.

[FatTony]

Why's everyone always so uptight about masturbating?

And why should the thread be moved? It does technically have to do with DVDs, doesn't it? :p

[spid77]

Originally posted by FatTony
Why's everyone always so uptight about masturbating?

And why should the thread be moved? It does technically have to do with DVDs, doesn't it? :p

Yes it does my friend, yes it does.
I think that there is a huge corelation between DVDS and Porn sales. DVD porn is obviously the closest thing we have at this point to "virtual sex". I just say'in.

[BigStinky]

spid, meet the mature forum members.

Mature members say hello to spid.

He's going to be staying with you for a while.

[Cool Kitten]

hey SPID, do you know what your username means or is it an accident?
just asking.

[AndyCapps]

Originally posted by FatTony
And why should the thread be moved? It does technically have to do with DVDs, doesn't it? :p

I would think that discussion of release dates, special features, and things of the like would belong in DVD Talk. Talking about the masturbatory qualities of a DVD would be better served in Mature. ;)

[WhoGirl]

Hey, me too! High five!

**raises hand**

On second thought, that might not be a good idea. :o

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by tygloalex
you need to get over to other and make new friends

You really think hes that warped? :lol:

[Soup Nazi]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
hey SPID, do you know what your username means or is it an accident?
just asking.

SPID is an acronym for the Self-contained, Portable, Inflatable
Dwelling that was once used for short term habitation experiments ...

Sounds like a blow-up doll to me ...

:D

[Lethal Nemesis]

I like masturbating to DVDs too. The round circular shape of the disc and the hole in the middle along with the shiny surface is enough to get my mojo workin'.

If I start to feel extra kinky, I'll pop it into the DVD player and actually watch it.

:)

[Jackskeleton]

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/061602/toomuchinfoyo.jpg

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

Originally posted by LethaL Nemesis
I like masturbating to DVDs too. The round circular shape of the disc and the hole in the middle along with the shiny surface is enough to get my mojo workin'.

If I start to feel extra kinky, I'll pop it into the DVD player and actually watch it.

:)

A little before your time, but you should have tried laser discs ... ;)

[Buford T Pusser]

I was thinking 33 rpm records might suit him.

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by ChiTownAbs


A little before your time, but you should have tried laser discs ... ;)

is it size that matters?

[icondude]

Originally posted by spid77
For me, DVDS add so much more to the whole experience of masturbating. I often sit right in front of the television and masturbate for what seems like hours, when I have a great quality DVD.

Doesn't everybody? http://home.mindspring.com/~blumstu/scott/icons/master1.gif

[ziggy]

you know what I really like to masturbate to?

Threads about guys masturbating


...does that make me gay?



:p

[J-Dubya]

Pics?

[just_al]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I was thinking 33 rpm records might suit him.

Hole is too small. You'd need a 45.

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by ChiTownAbs


A little before your time, but you should have tried laser discs ... ;)
They were too big and expensive.

I like mine cheap and easy. :)

[Da Thrilla]

:D

[twikoff]

i hear ya brother :up:

[Random]

what in the blue hell...

[Lethal Nemesis]

Sorry, I guess I'm just a kinky fellow. :o