So is a "happy ending" massage sex?

[JimRochester]

Now that BJ's aren't real sex and we're not quite sure the defintion of "is", I'm figuring the happy ending is just part of the new age massage. I keep hearing about them on Stern and see massage parlors popping up (no pun intended) around town. I can't beleive they don't get in trouble but they've been around for quite some time.

So who thinks their spouse or S.O. wouldn't mind a little harmless relaxation after a workout?

[Deftones]

a happy ending is a basically a hand job until completion.

[Shafted!]

But is this a common practice?

[NYC Bi Cpl]

Nah, not really sex

[harpo787]

It's certainly not legit sex of any kind. If they're licensed by their state (not all states require it), then they are bound legally in that sense to not do ANYTHING sexual. If they're not licensed in a state that licenses, they're breaking THAT law too. Must be licensed to do it for cash.

Either way, if they're doing something sexual in exchange for cash, they're breaking that law (except in Nevada....).

Just go to the strip bars and get fricition dances til you're "done".

[costanza187]

I saw something about this on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" last night.
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[Buford T Pusser]

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/mayhem/bar_shots/

Annie

Bar: Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street, New York, NY

STUFF: This place looks awfully familiar. Didn’t a girl named Han Job used to work here?
Annie: Happy Ending used to be a Chinese massage parlor—essentially a whorehouse. Men would go there for massages with “happy endings.” Hence the name.


Below, Annie shows her idea of good head.

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/mayhem/bar_shots/annie/annie_l2.jpg