The Harry Potter Broom yields... [Archive]

Seeker

09-09-2002, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Aghama
I think this picture is from book 9.

Yeah from the scene where Ron and Hermione finally "get it on"...

Hermione: "Ron, all these years, I've waited for you here in the library... and you thought I was STUDYING?"

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "I mean, I like Harry and all, but redheads just turn me on."

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "Aren't you going to come closer? I mean, graduation ceremonies are going on in the other room, and I've figured out how to turn off Dumbledore's spy magic..."

SBatL8y

09-10-2002, 02:07 PM

I'm really glad that the picture is just a red "x" to me. I love the Harry Potter books and wouldn't want that to get tainted. For now, I will just enjoy the little red "x."

Seeker

09-10-2002, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by SBatL8y
I'm really glad that the picture is just a red "x" to me. I love the Harry Potter books and wouldn't want that to get tainted. For now, I will just enjoy the little red "x."

I'm surprised it is a little red x - I decided to host it myself (on Homestead)... try a refresh if you want to get tainted.

wildcatlh

09-11-2002, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Seeker
Yeah from the scene where Ron and Hermione finally "get it on"...

Hermione: "Ron, all these years, I've waited for you here in the library... and you thought I was STUDYING?"

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "I mean, I like Harry and all, but redheads just turn me on."

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "Aren't you going to come closer? I mean, graduation ceremonies are going on in the other room, and I've figured out how to turn off Dumbledore's spy magic..."

rotfl

That is SO not right... but... I can't.... stop... laughing...

Seeker

09-11-2002, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by WildcatLH
rotfl

That is SO not right... but... I can't.... stop... laughing...

Should I call J.K. Rowling to ask her to include it in the book?

Seeker

10-26-2002, 03:33 PM

Richard Harris, RIP

(yeah, this is a bump, but it is too bad about Richard Harris.)

big whoppa

10-27-2002, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by Seeker
Ok, I'm sure everyone has seen the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom results on Amazon...

but of course, the real benefit would go to Hermione....

So here she is, waiting for that broom.

Or maybe the wand and candles will suffice....

http://www.seeker.homestead.com/files/dvdtalk/hermione.jpg

Uh...she looks like she has a nutsack! :)

Timelord

10-28-2002, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by big whoppa
Uh...she looks like she has a nutsack! :)

What is she? A squirl?

POWERBOMB

11-01-2002, 12:31 AM

Very nice.

Seeker

11-06-2002, 07:20 PM

I doubt we'll see this in the movie coming out next week, though.... ah well. We have to wait till she's old enough.

(Movie 7?)

I'm NOT a pedophile, I can wait!

retihsuhnt

11-13-2003, 05:49 PM

BUMP.

Its been over a year.

PixyJunket

11-13-2003, 08:24 PM

Mmm.. socks.

Jackskeleton

11-14-2003, 01:40 AM

Your obession with this picture scares me seeker. I expect this from pixy, but you seeker? that foot thing gone to your head? ;) :p

victant

11-14-2003, 03:18 AM

It's like welcoming an old friend back.

Kinda like that J. Connelly thread that just won't ever die. ;)

Lethal Nemesis

11-14-2003, 01:58 PM

This is soooo five minutes ago. :rolleyes:

AGuyNamedMike

11-14-2003, 03:03 PM

moved to proper thread

http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/mnt/media/image/launched/2002-10-28/harry1.jpghttp://in.yimg.com/xp/reuters_ids_new/20021027/4160839701.jpg

I feel somehow soiled now. Pixy, say something to make me feel better!

Seeker

11-14-2003, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
Your obession with this picture scares me seeker. I expect this from pixy, but you seeker? that foot thing gone to your head? ;) :p

*I* didn't bump her... eer... i mean... this thread.

PixyJunket

11-14-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
I feel somehow soiled now. Pixy, say something to make me feel better! Umm.. I'd hit it? But I would've hit it 2 years ago when the first movie came out.

Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

smirnoff

11-15-2003, 12:56 AM

haha pixy, I agree.... I might actually read the books if they were like what seeker is talking about. Thats hilarious. That chick is pretty hot (the real one).

Seeker

11-15-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by smirnoff
haha pixy, I agree.... I might actually read the books if they were like what seeker is talking about. Thats hilarious. That chick is pretty hot (the real one).

Oh, someday someone will HAVE to come out with

"The Definitive Spoof of the Harry Potter Series: What REALLY Happened in those 7 years at Hogwarts"

(hmmm - that could be a money-maker if you could avoid all the lawsuits - let me go look up the parody rules...)

Oni$yphon

11-15-2003, 04:08 PM

Didn't they make Harry Pothead? I 'm sure they could get past the red tape...

strife

11-15-2003, 10:28 PM

this thread is so wrong.

Anyways she looks better with the long hair.

shaun3000

11-15-2003, 10:43 PM

And that shirt would look way better without the damn collar

Buford T Pusser

11-16-2003, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by victant
It's like welcoming an old friend back.

Kinda like that J. Connelly thread that just won't ever die. ;)

I miss that thread. :( *tear

devilshalo

11-16-2003, 10:37 AM

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9678/C459-4A.jpg

I hit it and it's this big now. :p

Oni$yphon

11-18-2003, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by devilshalo
http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0103/C459-4A.jpg

I hit it and it's this big now. :p

rotfl

Damn hell is going to be crowded. ;)

Chaos

11-18-2003, 06:01 PM

Hey, Seeker, where'd you get that pic? anymore? heh, I know a few friends of mine who would kill for more HP nude cartoons (no, it's not me - these guys really exist :p )

Seeker

11-20-2003, 04:41 PM

Well, they don't exist for me....

Seriously, this picture fell into my lap, and I liked it, but I liked it because I considered this an "18 year old" Hermione. You'll note that all my messages allude to that. So, I might think this is a cool picture, but "all portrayed characters are 18 or older" - I'm not interested in Harry boffing Hermione at age 13 at all.

That said, the Harry Potter phenomenon is amazing - I'm CERTAIN enough looking will yield what your friends want.

So, the category ABOVE I'm not interested in. There ARE two other categories, and they ALSO have a major presence on the web: artist renditions of the Harry Potter fad (which may indeed yield cool pictures of the group), and Emma Watson fans. Those two I can go for, but not if the pictures yield nudes of minors.

So the picture I posted was fairly unique in that it actually fit (alright, I'm ready to be flamed) my own morality sense.

Seeker

Seeker

11-20-2003, 04:44 PM

Artist renditions of Harry Potter phenomenon:
(NO NUDES!!!)

http://www.remus.dti.ne.jp/~jewelbox/work/hermione2.jpg

http://www.white-dove.co.uk/Rimg0674.jpg

http://www.florin.it/harry/immagini/pers3.jpg

http://www.ifrance.com/potter/mango2.jpg

http://larecordadoratheremembrall.iespana.es/larecordadoratheremembrall/images/hogwarts/hermione_viento.jpg

http://larecordadoratheremembrall.iespana.es/larecordadoratheremembrall/images/weasleys/Ginny_ficha.jpg

http://larecordadoratheremembrall.iespana.es/larecordadoratheremembrall/images/hogwarts/cho_modelo.gif

The japanese manga: Sekai Yuumei na Mahoutsukai

Seeker

11-20-2003, 04:45 PM

Or, if you are an Emma Watson fan:

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2002/harrypotter/galleries/chamberpremiere/images/large/chamber_prem6.jpg

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2002/harrypotter/galleries/chamberpremiere/images/large/chamber_prem3.jpg

PixyJunket

11-20-2003, 04:50 PM

:jawdrop:

Seeker

11-20-2003, 04:52 PM

Uh oh - if I get PixyJunket first, even my explanations probably won't help...

I'm doomed.

majordick

11-20-2003, 11:20 PM

she looks like she's 12. you guys are sick. this is wrong. very very wrong.

strife

11-21-2003, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by majordick
she looks like she's 12. you guys are sick. this is wrong. very very wrong.

actually she's 13. Your in mature forum in a potter thread what you think you were gonna find here?

Not like there's a countdown clock going or anything (at least until seekers starts one ;) ).

Yes it is wrong very wrong.

Seeker

11-21-2003, 09:24 PM

No nudes of real minors.

Only nude is suggested as over 18, of a fictional character, and it is artwork at that.

Emphasized no interest in nudes of minors in messages.

What's the problem?

POWERBOMB

11-21-2003, 09:30 PM

I can tell by the pic she has a fake British accent.

devilshalo

11-23-2003, 09:18 AM

There's only one witch for me..

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_wedding/alyson_hannigan/americanwedding2.jpg

:drool:

Get Me Coffee

11-23-2003, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by devilshalo
There's only one witch for me..

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_wedding/alyson_hannigan/americanwedding2.jpg

:drool:

Nah

POWERBOMB

11-23-2003, 09:26 PM

Nope i have to agree with devilshalo.

dpganz

11-24-2003, 11:06 PM

Ewww. She looks so much worse in that pic than in the movies. She needs to get the hair back and get older. How old is she in real life? (I won't admit to being attracted to anyone younger than 16)

criptik28

11-24-2003, 11:19 PM

From imdb.com:

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson was born in Oxfordshire, England on April 15, 1990.

victant

11-25-2003, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by criptik28
From imdb.com:

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson was born in Oxfordshire, England on April 15, 1990.

Er...I feel so old now.

That's when I started high school!!

:(

chente

11-25-2003, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by victant
Er...I feel so old now.

That's when I started high school!!

:(

That's the year I graduated from college. Doh!

Buford T Pusser

11-25-2003, 04:36 PM

That's the year I started my fourth job out of college! (the first three weren't super long as I climbed the ladder of success)

Lastblade

11-25-2003, 04:41 PM

That's the year I banged a 13 year old...

Nah, just joking.

BizRodian

11-28-2003, 11:25 PM

If I know British girls, she'd be more likely topless on some Spanish beach.

Seeker

03-06-2004, 10:47 PM

Wow - now Rowling says there will be a Harry Potter Book 8, with Harry as an adult!

She must have seen the picture on page 1, and decided that would be the perfect cover!

Vegas9203

03-06-2004, 11:35 PM

Glad this got bumped, funny stuff. :)

broadwayblue

03-07-2004, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Lastblade
That's the year I banged a 13 year old...

Nah, just joking.

rotfl

QuiGonJosh

03-07-2004, 08:49 AM

shes gonna be hot in a few years...whats she 16...yeah she'll be hot...

PixyJunket

04-14-2004, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by Seeker
Wow - now Rowling says there will be a Harry Potter Book 8, with Harry as an adult!:whofart:

What?!

wakawaka

04-15-2004, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by criptik28
From imdb.com:

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson was born in Oxfordshire, England on April 15, 1990.

Happy birthday Emma!

4 years and counting.... ;)

Jackskeleton

04-16-2004, 12:47 PM

-ohbfrank- sick! Simply SICK!

Seeker

05-12-2004, 10:59 PM

In honor of someone saying Emma is hot in the Movie Talk forum and the third movie is only 3 weeks away.

(Me? Not ME! Not till tax day 2008, says I...)

POWERBOMB

05-14-2004, 10:12 PM

I am surprised no one has asked that Lindsey Lohan be the new Hermine (sp?).

Mok

05-15-2004, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by MrX
Not the best quality but for those that missed it

http://img46.photobucket.com/albums/v141/MrX23/LindsayLohan_SNL_5-2-04_3.jpg

AGuyNamedMike

05-17-2004, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by POWERBOMB
I am surprised no one has asked that Lindsey Lohan be the new Hermine (sp?).

"Negative, Maverick! Return to the hard deck immediately!"

Emma is a sweet underage british hottie who suits the role of Hermione perfectly. Ms. Lohan is a flavor of the month who will be looking for a stripper pole to make ends meet in ten years, a la Tara Reid.

Lethal Nemesis

05-17-2004, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Ms. Lohan is a flavor of the month who will be looking for a stripper pole to make ends meet in ten years, a la Tara Reid.
I'll be waiting with dollar bills in hand! :up:

dstrauss

05-23-2004, 06:11 PM

I dunno. I don't think she falls into the "She'll be hot in a few years" category, but I know a few guys who do....

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040523/capt.nyr11105232136.harry_potter_nyr111.jpg

devilshalo

05-23-2004, 08:01 PM

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2533/C464-2.jpg

Those are the perverts that showed me their magic wands.

Brain Stew

05-23-2004, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by dstrauss
I dunno. I don't think she falls into the "She'll be hot in a few years" category, but I know a few guys who do....

Me too (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=21104)

Seeker

06-03-2004, 08:33 PM

She's BAAAAACCCKKKKKK.

(Still waiting for 2008)

criptik28

06-04-2004, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Ms. Lohan is a flavor of the month who will be looking for a stripper pole to make ends meet in ten years, a la Tara Reid.

Oh? Maybe she's the "flavor of the month" in terms of her new image, but she was already pretty popular (as an actress) a few years back, when she did the remake of Parent Trap.

Exzavier00

06-06-2004, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Seeker
She's BAAAAACCCKKKKKK.

(Still waiting for 2008)
remember that in England females can show their breast at 16

Seeker

06-09-2004, 04:25 PM

Now it is officially ridikulus!

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

BigPete

06-09-2004, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Seeker
Now it is officially ridikulus!

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm
http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/18yroldherm.jpg
"This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on
Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will
look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!"

Seeker

06-09-2004, 06:30 PM

head transplants are coming i guess.

BizRodian

09-05-2004, 12:04 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/sarcastic_parrot/Harry-Potter.jpg

SleepyW

09-05-2004, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by BizRodian
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/sarcastic_parrot/Harry-Potter.jpg

Me bets the mum tried it out a few times, too.

astrochimp

09-05-2004, 08:47 AM

:lol:

POWERBOMB

09-07-2004, 01:37 AM

I should have been the marketing genius behind that broom.....

Seeker

09-07-2004, 10:25 PM

Wow - can't find that broom anymore on Amazon.

Seeker

09-07-2004, 10:26 PM

I guess this is the replacement:

"Harry Potter's Levitating Challenge Game"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005BZKA/qid=1094617551/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/104-4994829-5918326?v=glance&s=toys

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005BZKA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

What do you think he's levitating?

Seeker

09-07-2004, 10:33 PM

Or maybe this?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001NEBWY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The_Infidel

09-08-2004, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Seeker
I guess this is the replacement:

"Harry Potter's Levitating Challenge Game"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005BZKA/qid=1094617551/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/104-4994829-5918326?v=glance&s=toys

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005BZKA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

What do you think he's levitating?
For that matter, where's the girl's other hand? Kind of explains the look on his face.

Jackskeleton

09-11-2004, 02:19 AM

For fucks sake seeker, let it die!!! LET THE PEDO THREAD DIE!!!11

BizRodian

09-12-2004, 02:53 PM

It was me who topped it this time :) Sorry Jack.

Seeker

09-12-2004, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
For fucks sake seeker, let it die!!! LET THE PEDO THREAD DIE!!!11

Jack, your infatuation with this thread disturbs me.

Seeker

07-28-2005, 04:06 PM

Still waiting for BOOK 8....

darkflounder

07-28-2005, 05:33 PM

AHHHH!! The thread has returned from the dead!!! RUN!!!!

JsphOfArimethia

07-31-2005, 03:26 AM

rotfl

I love this thread. I agree with everyone who's called it sick, but that's one of the reasons I love it so. :D

Why is it that the sicker, more disturbing jokes are always the funniest? :lol:

JJE-187

07-31-2005, 02:38 PM

This is the funniest most disturbing thread ever.....I love it.

jmattver1

08-01-2005, 02:34 AM

I wonder how long it will take for the actor who plays Harry Potter to get into porn just like that kid from A Christmas Story. He will put that broom handle to good use, wonder if that kid from Christmas Story stuck a B-B gun up some chicks ass in his pornos?

outcastja

10-26-2005, 07:40 PM

Since the new movie is coming out shortly
<img src="http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/3797/hppost20tg.jpg" style="width: 725px; height: 1467px; border: 0" alt="" />

hepcat

10-26-2005, 08:25 PM

not that I'm advocating this but.... http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php

brianluvdvd

10-26-2005, 09:03 PM

Longhungsilver

10-26-2005, 11:43 PM

i never thought of that.. that is a bit scary.. its not like shes 17.. shes wut 15 and a half or so by my math.. dont think they should be doing a countdown quite yet.. thats grade 9 or 10 :S

Baron Of Hell

10-26-2005, 11:57 PM

I think it is ok because she magically aged herself to 18. So if you like ugly girls you can now fantasize about playing in her goblet of fire.

WhoGirl

10-27-2005, 03:20 AM

Awww...cute. She has little titty buds.

That means she's too old for some people.

Giantrobo

10-27-2005, 04:42 AM

Awww...cute. She has little titty buds.

Really though, hepcat...that site is scary & this thread is definitely gross.

Do grown men really sit around and jerk off to a countdown with pix of a 14 year old? Very sad and disturbing to think about.

Then what are doing in here? ;)

Anyway, I never viewed this thread as wanting to fuck a "Lolita". I've always viewed it as a thread about seeing a pretty young girl's <i>future</i> potential. Any prick can see the girl's going to be gorgeous when she grows up and there's nothing wrong with that.

bill_n_opus

10-27-2005, 05:17 PM

Longhungsilver

10-27-2005, 05:54 PM

Just want to ask you guys something ...

What were you all doing when you were 14 years old?

Learning to jack off that's what.

Some of you were seasoned pros and others were neophytes.

All this thread is - is nostalgia!
rotfl

ur right it is nostalgia lol the first girl i slept with was 14.. for quite sum time too. i was a few years older cuz naturally when i was 14 i was no seasoned pro thats for sure lol .. few men are

zekeburger1979

10-28-2005, 12:17 AM

I think that poster doesn't really do her looks justice.

She is a beautiful young woman who will be gorgeous by the time she turns 18.

Seeker

08-30-2006, 10:57 PM

July 2007 is movie 5 right? I'll post again about then.

Save Ferris

01-04-2007, 04:26 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/bigdamnhero/1167354191518.jpg

corbin dallas

01-04-2007, 05:16 PM

Man. That is just WRONG right there....mmmmhhhhmmmm...

TheStoicPaisano

01-04-2007, 08:56 PM

I thought for sure that this thread bump was for posting this:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/fptH9K.jpeg

MartinBlank

01-04-2007, 11:31 PM

Is that pic real? He looks like an overzealous frat-kid and she looks like she's about to pass out from an overdose of rohypnol. Weird/creepy.

britney1

01-08-2007, 05:10 AM

britney spears sex tape
http://www.britneyspearssextape.biz
real free video

soggypie

01-10-2007, 09:47 AM

Umm.. I'd hit it? But I would've hit it 2 years ago when the first movie came out.

Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

she was like 11!
WTF
id hit it from goblet of fire on up
she was smokin in the Yule Ball scene

Seeker

01-31-2007, 03:51 PM

I'm never in adult talk these days, but thought I'd bump this and found that I've been royally "beaten to it". oh well - here are the pics I was going to post - nothing to compare to the last one on the previous page ;)

Just trying to inflame the world again...

July 2007 isn't that far away - and April 15th 2008 is 18th birthday time!

http://www.veritaserum.com/galleries/albums/userpics/007teenvogue.jpg

http://www.veritaserum.com/galleries/albums/userpics/003teenvogue.jpg

JesseCuster

01-31-2007, 06:19 PM

And the pedo thread rolls on...:beer:

soggypie

01-31-2007, 07:08 PM

lol
indeed
let the flaming commence

IDrinkMolson

01-31-2007, 07:21 PM

For all you Art fans out there, Harry Potter will be naked in a play:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=410165&in_page_id=1773

zekeburger1979

01-31-2007, 07:56 PM

Every time I see this thread bumped, I always laugh because I know it's going to be fun reading the new post(s). :)

Seeker

01-31-2007, 08:19 PM

How many other threads are on page 1 after 4 1/2 years?

And we still have about 1 1/2 years to go before we hit the "this thread is old hat"!

Emma was 12 when this thread started.

But HERMIONE was whatever age we placed her at....

RocShemp

01-31-2007, 09:14 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/bigdamnhero/1167354191518.jpg
:lol:
So I guess that's to be next book series after Harry's story has run it's course?

soggypie

02-15-2007, 12:14 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/bigdamnhero/1167354191518.jpg

i noticed in the corner of this pic it says 'on sale june 24th'
what goes on sale?a harry potter erotic fiction?

XavierMike

02-15-2007, 03:29 PM

I always chuckle when I see this thread resurected. :)

smirnoff

02-15-2007, 10:32 PM

may as well make it sticky :/

XavierMike

02-16-2007, 08:18 AM

I thought it already was ;)

soggypie

02-16-2007, 11:16 AM

I thought it already was ;)

no,just seekers parts lol

Bugg

02-21-2007, 06:02 PM

http://members.cox.net/howling-mad/dateline.jpg

RocShemp

02-21-2007, 10:53 PM

Who's that guy? :scratch2: I mean, I see he appears to be a reporter for Dateline but... Who the heck is he? He doesn't look the least bit familiar to me. :shrug:

Buford T Pusser

02-21-2007, 11:16 PM

He's the guy that's always talking to the dumbshits that get caught trying to meet/meat the girls on the predator shows.

But he looks much younger in that shot.

I don't know his name.

Johnny Zhivago

02-22-2007, 11:17 AM

^ Chris Hansen. > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3949042/

necrogoldo

02-25-2007, 12:26 AM

Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter)

photoshoped http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1947&photo_key=2115

real http://pics.livejournal.com/herbertvonkoln/pic/0000138k

calhoun07

02-25-2007, 01:14 AM

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7904/newwh7.jpg

MartinBlank

02-25-2007, 01:33 AM

:lol:

soggypie

03-06-2007, 05:53 PM

Ok, I'm sure everyone has seen the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom results on Amazon...

but of course, the real benefit would go to Hermione....

So here she is, waiting for that broom.

Or maybe the wand and candles will suffice....

http://seeker.seekinfinity.com/dvdtalk/hermione.jpg

where can i find more pics like these?tried the URl from the quote,but i got lost kinda

JesseCuster

03-06-2007, 06:26 PM

:beer:

soggypie

03-06-2007, 06:36 PM

:beer:

ummmm
ok

Seeker

03-09-2007, 11:51 PM

Serious answer.

There are tons of pornographic/sexual/tittiebits of stuff on the Harry Potter series available all over the internet if you look for it. A lot is from Japan and France, for whatever that means.

The issue is whether it is child porn or normal adult infatuation. IN ANY CASE, it is somewhat inbetween. I've presented it over the last few years as an interest in "what might be" - the concept of maturity, the concept of "growing up" and have always presented the picture you show (that's MY website) as a 'mature' Hermione at graduation.

Now, that said - you can find tons of stuff - child porn, sex on sex, whatever - if you just look. I don't plan to help. But it is there.

Still - Harry Potter sure has invoked a lot of interest in many areas - hasn't he (and so goes it for Ron, Hermione, etc etc.)

The_Infidel

04-24-2007, 10:06 PM

Yeah from the scene where Ron and Hermione finally "get it on"...

Hermione: "Ron, all these years, I've waited for you here in the library... and you thought I was STUDYING?"

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "I mean, I like Harry and all, but redheads just turn me on."

Ron Weasley: "Gulp."

Hermione: "Aren't you going to come closer? I mean, graduation ceremonies are going on in the other room, and I've figured out how to turn off Dumbledore's spy magic..."
I think I found the perfect pic to go with this dialogue:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/94483458.jpg

cultshock

04-24-2007, 11:20 PM

I don't friggin' know how, but after all this time, I never saw this thread. Good stuff. :lol:

soggypie

04-28-2007, 01:59 PM

What is that pic from?
OotP movie?

Giantrobo

04-30-2007, 03:22 PM

Ok I'll say it... that pic is hot. That's the kinda shit that happens when you're young and you remember it when 90 and on your death bed. :lol:

CharlieK

05-01-2007, 08:36 AM

I thought for sure that this thread bump was for posting this:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/fptH9K.jpeg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/aduerson/untitled.jpg

Damn, everyone's getting a peek!

Gcomeau

05-01-2007, 08:58 AM

lol..priceless pic for both of them

JesseCuster

05-03-2007, 07:20 AM

rotfl The way it's going, she'll have to beat 'em off with a...no..wait...

RoQuEr

05-03-2007, 08:02 AM

I can't believe this thread is still alive..

MartinBlank

05-07-2007, 07:10 PM

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/hermione_s.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/hermione_b.jpg

A quick comparison....

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/hermione_diff.gif

:lol:

jw2299

05-07-2007, 08:14 PM

Wow, sexing her up a little aren't they?

dx23

05-07-2007, 09:10 PM

Things get bigger on IMAX.

The_Infidel

05-08-2007, 09:26 AM

Things get bigger on IMAX.
"I'll drink to that!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/emma-watson-drinkin-beer.jpg

jw2299

05-08-2007, 12:01 PM

:lol: classic.

TheBigDave

05-08-2007, 01:40 PM

That settles it. I'm watching the IMAX version. Busting out in 3-D!

Giantrobo

05-08-2007, 03:10 PM

:lol::eek: great post MartinB!!

JesseCuster

05-08-2007, 11:52 PM

"I'll drink to that!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/emma-watson-drinkin-beer.jpg

:lol: Where did this pic come from? rotfl

dstrauss

05-10-2007, 04:20 PM

Heh. And IMAX got in trouble for it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=452961&in_page_id=1773

MartinBlank

05-23-2007, 11:36 PM

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%202/harry-potter.jpg

JesseCuster

05-24-2007, 12:57 AM

:lol: rotfl

Giantrobo

05-24-2007, 03:14 AM

:lol: rotfl

What? It looks to me like he's checking the time on her wristwatch. :confused:

:p

WhipedCreamGirl

06-04-2007, 02:23 AM

MartinBlank

06-04-2007, 09:12 PM

J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

Making good on her claim that the seventh and final book in the popular series will be the "darkest yet," author J.K. Rowling revealed today that a...

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Gotta love The Onion. :lol:

BadlyDrawnBoy

06-22-2007, 05:06 PM

http://i13.tinypic.com/4ucss9e.jpg

JesseCuster

06-22-2007, 08:10 PM

I'm confused....she's supposed to be in front and they're supposed to be at her sides, eyeing her awkwardly.

Love this thread... rotfl

whoopdido

06-22-2007, 08:35 PM

Has anyone seen the latest photos of Emma Watson? There was a few a friend showed me last week of her and she has come far. I pulled up a pic of her from the first movie and put it next to the current pic. I'd almsot swear it wasn't the same person.

Ummm...it's called puberty. Methinks you probably looked a little different at 15 or 16 than you did at 12. Older perhaps?

CharlieK

07-09-2007, 10:23 AM

Didn't know where else to post this. It deals with sex, Harry Potter, and has a shot of Hermionie so I thought this was as good a place as any.

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/aduerson/2530-hp.jpg

From wwtdd.com/ (http://www.wwtdd.com/)

"Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe says he has no problem having sex with girls who only care about him because he's famous. He says:

'Girls who want to go out with me just because I'm famous has never been a problem. I'm 17. I don't care. Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn't want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I'm an actor, but if you don't a relationship like that then it's fine.'

Aww you son of a bitch. I wanna kill this fuckin kid. I couldn't get a fruit roll-up when I was 17, much less get used for sex. I guess in hindsight, his plan of becoming a famous and wealthy actor was a better plan for seducing girls than mine, which mostly included pulling up my pants and apologizing. That was followed by me begging her not to tell and crying."

Giantrobo

07-09-2007, 12:46 PM

rotfl

MartinBlank

07-16-2007, 07:21 PM

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/aduerson/2530-hp.jpg

How weird would it be to have your face on your friend's t-shirt...especially when you're hanging out with them?

TomOpus

07-16-2007, 08:05 PM

^^^ Thank goodness we can't see his Emma Watson thong.

calhoun07

07-16-2007, 08:20 PM

queerbot

07-16-2007, 09:28 PM

I wouldn't mind fucking Harry up the ass with a broom handle. Then coming in the puff's eye.

Seeker

07-16-2007, 09:49 PM

Post 8/30/2006

July 2007 is movie 5 right? I'll post again about then.

Hey she's almost 17 1/2 now...

outcastja

07-16-2007, 11:06 PM

Mr. Salty

07-17-2007, 04:21 AM

He's banging the chicks now until they realize he was in this dog turd:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZzApE-CfL._SS500_.jpg
No, he wasn't. Rupert Grint was in "Thunderpants," not Daniel Radcliffe.

mhg83

07-17-2007, 02:57 PM

harry potter three way:

http://www.ravenstake.com/gijoe/quickclips/3-4.htm

The_Infidel

07-17-2007, 03:20 PM

That is the textbook definition of wrong, on every conceivable level of taste, decorum and legality.

But it's still fucking hilarious. :lol:

calhoun07

07-17-2007, 05:19 PM

No, he wasn't. Rupert Grint was in "Thunderpants," not Daniel Radcliffe.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jOTg-kKE9afYPM:http://daverattigan.typepad.com/the_grace_pages/images/doh.gif

I totally read that article wrong!

Well, Rupert should be banging chicks while he can. I don't see him getting much tail after the movies are over.

Mr. Salty

07-17-2007, 10:34 PM

Don't worry about Rupert. He has so much money at this point that he'll always be able to get tail.

Shannon Nutt

07-18-2007, 06:26 AM

Don't worry about Rupert. He has so much money at this point that he'll always be able to get tail.

4 million pounds for the final two movies, I've heard. That translates into about $8 million at the current exchange rate.

JesseCuster

07-19-2007, 08:16 AM

It isn't so much that the guys are ugly or anything. They're just awkward and goofy looking like an awful lot of people, boys more than girls, were when they were that age. Of course it doesn't help that Emma Watson, who was as asexual as they were when this whole thing started, has turned into such a genuine beauty.

Daniel-A

07-19-2007, 10:09 PM

4 million pounds for the final two movies, I've heard. That translates into about $8 million at the current exchange rate.He should hold out. With Radcliffe getting 50 million he should be at least 1/4 as important.

Spicollidriver1

07-20-2007, 04:12 PM

Am I the only one who wishes this thread would just die. :)

Graftenberg

07-20-2007, 04:13 PM

Am I the only one who wishes this thread would just die. :)

Yes.

trrave20

07-20-2007, 07:03 PM

bump!!!! !!! !! ! ! !!! !!! !!

Quack

07-24-2007, 09:09 AM

Anyone think the actress who plays Ginny will be smoking in a few years?

Duder

07-29-2007, 10:14 AM

Anyone think the actress who plays Ginny will be smoking in a few years?

Nah, I think she's smart enough to realize the dangers inherent in putting all that tar and nicotine in her body. ;)

(But seriously, yeah, she looks to be heading in that direction as well.)

mmconhea

07-30-2007, 09:30 AM

20 years old
http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/chochang.jpg

http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/data/2498/katie-leung_dot_org-modeling1-002.jpg

http://katieleungfan.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/leokatiemv_09.jpg

http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/data/1579/katie-leung-dot-org-harrypotter-gof-londonpremiere-6nov2005-0018.jpg

whoopdido

07-30-2007, 12:19 PM

Cho's smokin!

Spicollidriver1

07-30-2007, 08:12 PM

Yes.
I don't wish it anymore it has taken another turn for the better

Seeker

07-30-2007, 11:21 PM

Given Rowling establishes that Harry was born on July 31, 1980, and Hermione is OLDER than Harry - then Hermione at the moment is over 27 years old. Definitely legal.

Oh - and HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER! (He's 27 years old today!)

TallGuyMe

07-31-2007, 04:20 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/377624580_eb816b0924.jpg

MartinBlank

08-01-2007, 07:45 PM

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/Emma_Watson_Hansen-f3a.gif

zuckuss

08-01-2007, 09:05 PM

Lmao

ChrisHicks

08-01-2007, 09:20 PM

rotfl

The_Infidel

08-16-2007, 12:39 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/94483458.jpg
Ok I'll say it... that pic is hot. That's the kinda shit that happens when you're young and you remember it when 90 and on your death bed. :lol:
Not bumping this thread for any other reason than to just say that I found out where that pic came from. It's a pretty-well-done fake made from the MTV awards, where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams accepted an award, I assume for that notebook movie:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/RachelMcAd_Caulf_5157146_400.jpg

eedoon

08-18-2007, 06:39 AM

Rachel McAdams > Emma Watson.

Thanks!

Giantrobo

08-18-2007, 10:40 AM

Not bumping this thread for any other reason than to just say that I found out where that pic came from. It's a pretty-well-done fake made from the MTV awards, where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams accepted an award, I assume for that notebook movie:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/RachelMcAd_Caulf_5157146_400.jpg

<- Doesn't give a rip. Still hot. :lol:

JesseCuster

08-19-2007, 12:52 AM

Word!

MartinBlank

08-19-2007, 11:02 PM

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/MartinBlank9mm/Part%203/motivationalposterhermoine.jpg

Giantrobo

08-20-2007, 12:20 AM

we're going to hell :lol:

mhg83

08-21-2007, 11:16 PM

in a handbascket

Dobby

08-22-2007, 12:39 PM

Looks like Camel toe even

criptik28

08-23-2007, 10:51 PM

That can't be real!

The_Infidel

08-24-2007, 12:02 AM

Of course it's not real. Look at the whole picture. The location of...you know...is totally disproportionate to her upper body.

TallGuyMe

08-24-2007, 04:11 AM

That can't be real!

its not.. its a lookalike... the entire picture, including head, was posted once at the start of this thread... the girl looked very much like the actress who plays hermione, but it was obvious it was not.

The_Infidel

08-24-2007, 08:36 AM

Here's the original picture that actually is Emma Watson (it was the largest one I could find of this shot):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/emmapotion.jpg

I blew it up slightly and cropped out the area in question and compared it to the "motivational" pic. Although the original portion turned out a little fuzzy in the enlarging, it's the same pic, not a different look-alike girl. Someone obviously doctored the lower portion and shrunk the pot to make it seem more revealing:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/comparepic.jpg

mhg83

08-24-2007, 04:14 PM

thats actually a shot that'll be on the future unrated harry potter boxed set.

MartinBlank

08-26-2007, 12:25 AM

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2973/114890ps0.jpg

dx23

08-26-2007, 06:19 AM

That's IMAX for you!

costanza

08-26-2007, 09:31 AM

looks like a tranny in that pic

calhoun07

08-26-2007, 09:35 PM

looks like a tranny in that pic

:thumbsup:

soggypie

09-02-2007, 09:23 PM

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2973/114890ps0.jpg

o sweet mammaries

JesseCuster

09-03-2007, 07:32 PM

Now that's some fast acting puberty.

criptik28

09-10-2007, 07:43 PM

This...thread...just...will...not...die!!!

Spicollidriver1

09-10-2007, 07:55 PM

This...thread...just...will...not...die!!!

Beware I suggested this awhile ago and was severely reprimanded.

The_Infidel

09-10-2007, 09:56 PM

This...thread...just...will...not...die!!!
...says the person who bumps it a full week after the previous post.

dan30oly

09-10-2007, 11:08 PM

...says the person who bumps it a full week after the previous post.
Every time someone bumps this I expect to see new pictures (or at least old ones)

Seeker

10-26-2007, 08:05 PM

Somebody be sure to bump this when movies 6 and 7 come out - I don't tend to come here to do it myself!

But I MAY come for the 18th birthday celebration!

(Of course with wizards, it's 17, so she's already there....)

shaun3000

10-27-2007, 12:20 AM

Wow, this thread is still alive after five years, two forums, and now on a new web site, entirely. I find that rather impressive!

shaun3000

10-27-2007, 12:21 AM

Wait a second, those of us with thousands and thousands of posts have the same title as the guy with 500? LAME! :p

Spicollidriver1

10-28-2007, 09:42 AM

Ahh son of a bitch I thought I was done with this thread finally and it's back again.If I had little integrity I would close this damn thing and banish it forever :) .

soggypie

10-28-2007, 12:46 PM

geoff probably keeps it up as a joke,or maybe a Guiness record or something.
But yes I agree with dan3ooly id like to see more pics.

Stoya

11-06-2007, 12:54 AM

oh wow...

does wanting to masturbate to this make me a pedophile? i mean, if it's animated than it's ok, right?

The_Infidel

11-06-2007, 09:59 AM

"Negative, Maverick! Return to the hard deck immediately!"

Emma is a sweet underage british hottie who suits the role of Hermione perfectly. Ms. Lohan is a flavor of the month who will be looking for a stripper pole to make ends meet in ten years, a la Tara Reid.
^ quoted post from 2004

It only took three years...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/lindsaystripper.jpg

soggypie

11-07-2007, 07:43 PM

skanky stripper flavor of the month or not,I'd nail her ALL NIGHT LONG.

Nick Danger

11-13-2007, 08:55 AM

Porn Stash Includes 'Potter' Pics

By Carolyn Carlson
Journal Staff Writer

A 58-year-old West Side man, arrested Thursday on 15 counts of sexual exploitation of a child, also had manipulated computer images of "Harry Potter" characters to simulate them in sexual encounters, according to the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Department.

Sgt. Rachel Azbill said John Benyi, 58, a convicted rapist, of the 10000 block of Cadiz NW had put faces of the characters on the bodies of real adults participating in sexual acts.

None of these images was part of the grand jury indictment that charged Benyi with possessing child pornograpy, she said.

According to the indictment, Benyi had at least 100 images of child pornography on his computer.

"There was no question they were children," Azbill said of the child porn found on Benyi's computer.

Some of the children appeared to be as young as 3 years old, she said.

Azbill said the case began in April 2006 when a house check was done by Benyi's probation officer. The officer did a routine check of Benyi's computer and found some very disturbing images of child pornography, she said.

"They seized the computer and turned it over to us and we found over 100 images," Azbill said.

She said 15 of the worst images were used in the indictment.

Azbill said as part of Benyi's probation he was not allowed to have any pornography at all.

Beny was convicted of forcible rape in Broome, N.Y., in 1988, according to the state's sex offenders registration Web site.

Other than the pornography on his computer, Benyi had been in compliance with all house checks and registration requirements.

Benyi was booked into the Metropolitan Detention Center shortly after noon Thursday. He is being held on a $100,000 cash or surety bond.

Subscription only. http://www.abqjournal.com/west/260535west_news11-09-07.htm

Make sure you don't have Harry Potter porn on your hard drive when you get busted for child porn, or you might make the newspaper!

soggypie

11-13-2007, 02:12 PM

I'd like to see what he did with the Harry Potter pics.

majorjoe23

11-13-2007, 05:02 PM

I'd like to see what he did with the Harry Potter pics.

You want to see an old dude jerk-off?

soggypie

11-14-2007, 02:07 PM

:p Hey...to each his own.

throb48

01-24-2008, 02:53 PM

I doubt we'll see this in the movie coming out next week, though.... ah well. We have to wait till she's old enough.

(Movie 7?)

I'm NOT a pedophile, I can wait!

me either
http://emmaexposed.blogspot.com/ <~AC~

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/rfinn2007/celebrity%20pics/emmawatson-4.jpg

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/rfinn2007/celebrity%20pics/HermioneGrangerjpg1.jpg

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/rfinn2007/celebrity%20pics/JodieFoster_K043.jpg

McHawkson

01-24-2008, 03:07 PM

me either
http://emmaexposed.blogspot.com/ <~AC~

Ugh... putting Emma and Bonnie faces on porno actress is simple disgust and stupid.

The_Infidel

01-24-2008, 04:55 PM

It would seem like Emma would be able to have a site like that taken down. I wonder how long it's been up.

The_Infidel

01-24-2008, 05:02 PM

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/rfinn2007/celebrity%20pics/emmawatson-4.jpg
Well, THIS one was certainly easy to debunk:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/gfd_l3.jpg

hepcat

01-25-2008, 06:05 PM

skanky stripper flavor of the month or not,I'd nail her ALL NIGHT LONG.

best part is, judging from what we read these days, you may just have a shot.

soggypie

02-02-2008, 02:31 PM

best part is, judging from what we read these days, you may just have a shot.

Yea I wish,though she'd have to look like her 'Mean Girls' days

MartinBlank

02-16-2008, 01:11 AM

This...thread...just...will...not...die!!!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/EmmaWatson3WENN_468x560.jpg

Spicollidriver1

02-16-2008, 10:38 AM

Oh man I was just thinking thank god I hadn't seen this thread in awhile and here it is back.

Snowmaker

02-19-2008, 10:11 AM

Here ya go:

How long until Emma Watson is 18? <a href="http://www.jailbaitwait.com/countdowns/show/Emma_Watson">Click here to find out!</a>

Seeker

03-31-2008, 11:09 PM

Less than two weeks............

before you can look at that picture from almost SIX YEARS AGO and not feel like a pedophile!

undergirl

04-01-2008, 05:49 AM

:):):):):):):):):):)

Seeker

04-15-2008, 06:53 PM

Emma Watson is 18!

You can open your eyes and look at that first picture of Hermione now!

shaun3000

04-21-2008, 11:28 AM

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/emma-watson/emma-watson-upskirt-seethrough-panties-awesome-003480

Mok

04-21-2008, 02:00 PM

She sure didn't waste anytime.

hdtv00

04-21-2008, 03:30 PM

"before you can look at that picture from almost SIX YEARS AGO and not feel like a pedophile!"

"You can open your eyes and look at that first picture of Hermione now"

Acutally not true, photo's of someone under age that are not appropriate are still illegal even after the person turns 18. I know you all know that, I'm just being an ass lol.

As for the idiot who said , she didnt waste any time. Yeah right like any of the ladies can stop assholes from using super zoom lens camera's and shooting a pic every 1/10th of a second. If someone followed any of us around 24/7 we'd ALL look like fools too.

shaun3000

04-21-2008, 03:54 PM

I agree.

filler filler

Seeker

04-21-2008, 08:33 PM

"before you can look at that picture from almost SIX YEARS AGO and not feel like a pedophile!"

"You can open your eyes and look at that first picture of Hermione now"

Acutally not true, photo's of someone under age that are not appropriate are still illegal even after the person turns 18. I know you all know that, I'm just being an ass lol.

Give me a break. I was really commenting on the idiocy of this whole "Emma Watson is 18 thing" - given that the first picture was ARTWORK of Hermione, arguably after she was 18. It had nothing to do with Emma Watson, other than she played the role. But the comments were made sarcastically because so many people (including you obviously) can't seem to distinguish between the two.

Demontooth

04-21-2008, 08:43 PM

What's the big deal? She is not an attractive young lady.

shaun3000

04-21-2008, 10:31 PM

Well she's not drop-dead gorgeous but she's hardly ugly! Plain, simple, pretty, I think would all describe her.

But I'm sure you're a catch.

Demontooth

04-22-2008, 08:25 PM

Hell yeah I'm a catch, I have a steady job, no diseases, I don't mind loading the dishwasher and I do most of the laundry.

whoopdido

04-23-2008, 07:56 AM

RocShemp

05-05-2008, 01:46 PM

Let's just enjoy the pics, hope for more, and stop bickering. Okay? :)

hdtv00

05-08-2008, 12:01 AM

Seeker did you not read the part about , "Im just being an ass" lol I mean jesus.

The only part of my post I believe in , is like these ladies have a choice if a bunch of assholes follow them 24/7 with camera's basically shoved up their asses and clearly other parts. To turn around and have someone say, oh guess she didn't waste any time is just being an douche.

I feel sorry for all these chicks, like I said. Anyone would look like a fool if they were followed around 24/7 eventually.

And no I'm not really a fan of hers lol.