When was your time you received oral sex?

[Deftones]

last night for me! you?

[El Scorcho]

Your mom talked dirty while I jacked off about an hour ago. Does that count?

[Deftones]

Originally posted by DTSC
Your mom talked dirty while I jacked off about an hour ago. Does that count?

Damn it mom! :mad:

[El Scorcho]

I'm paypaling you $5 to give to her for her services.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by DTSC
I'm paypaling you $5 to give to her for her services.

$5? She's raised prices recently.......

[Former User]

"When was your time you received oral sex?" :confused:

Isn't it always "your time" when you're receiving oral sex?

[Deftones]

someone changed that. it said last time.

[Former User]

Originally posted by Deftones17
someone changed that. it said last time. Hmm, not that I can see.

You sure your subconscious just couldn't accept that it might be your last time? :D

[Deftones]

Originally posted by X
Hmm, not that I can see.

You sure your subconscious just couldn't accept that it might be your last time? :D

wow, we've got a regular, every day Gallagher over here! :p

[Jackskeleton]

So I see we have a bragging thread ;) mixed with a funny admin. ;) what a night. :p

as for me, I have a long distance relationship. so this is a simple question. :p

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0802/thinkbjs.JPG

[Zodo]

I guess I win...uuhhhgh...i'm ....uisuagh....getting one right....fjkasdl;jfdajkfl;jdklsajfd...nowwwwww

[damn_skippy]

Once again X must make you feel bad because he hasn't had any for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.

It's ok x i'm here to help. I don't know if your gay or straight but follow these steps below to recieve oral pleasure.


Step 1. put down the keyboard and shower.

Step 2. Put on some clothes. Now these are clothes that you would wear to pick up girls/ guys with not the clothes you wear to look at porn all night on your computer.

Step 3. leave your house.

Step 4. Find a man or woman(whatever you like)

Step 5. Be skippy smooth and find the male or female who is attractive to you.

step 6. buy her/him a drink and talk.

step 7. Don't be overlly aggresive. That makes him/her know that you haven't had oral pleasure in awhile.

Step 8. take said male/female back to your place or there place.

Step 9. enjoy oral pleasure.

[Former User]

Step 10. try not to compare this experience with your enjoyment of damn_skippy's technique.

[damn_skippy]

x bro now see that's just sad. not even 10 minutes after i posted the responce you replied.

BROTHER PLEASE GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN.

[Former User]

I have to get some rest away from her sometime! Why can't I do it here?

[damn_skippy]

LOL i knew x was going to wait atleast 15 min before posting this time.

I have to get some rest away from her sometime! Why can't I do it here?

Come on x your not fooling anyone. Where do you live? I could probally recommend some decent bars for you to go kick it at.

[sexy_overlord]

I could never reach.

[Former User]

Originally posted by damn_skippy
LOL i knew x was going to wait atleast 15 min before posting this time. Get a better clock.

And a better imagination.

[damn_skippy]

Yeah my math was off on that one but the fact is and still remains your on dvdtalk Way to much.

X one thing that works well for chicks is confidence.

quote from swingers that might help you out.

"I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG-13 movie where everyone hopes it's going to happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie."

or this one

[damn_skippy Counseling X on women]

damn_skippy: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

dvdtalk member: ...big ****ing teeth, man.

damn_skippy: Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, whose just kinda cowering in the corner.

dvdtalk member: Shivering.

damn_skippy: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and your staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself and with these claws your thinking "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

dvdtalk member: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

damn_skippy: Yeah you're not hurting it. Your just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

dvdtalk member: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...

Damn_skippy: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself you don't know what to do, man. I don't know how to kill the bunny. With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

dvdtalk member: You're like a big bear, man.

X: So you're not just like ****ing with me?

damn_skippy: No I'm not ****ing with you.

dvdtalk member: Honestly, man.

[waporvare]

Hummm, where's justins's response? Heheheh.

I actually had a lady offer yesterday when i was at another work site. I declined on the grounds that i was married and believe it or not she still offered. I left her hanging. :lol: