Jack Straw
09-22-2002, 01:52 PM
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but I figured it was worth chancing.
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P*SSY VS. BEER
A beer is always wet. A p*ssy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A p*ssy
tastes better served hot.
Advantage: P*ssy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold p*ssy makes you Hillary
Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky
ones.
P*ssy does not.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming
p*ssy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: P*ssy
Only 24 beers come in a box. A p*ssy is a
box you can come in 24 +++.
Advantage: P*ssy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person
giving you a beer.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still
edible.
Advantage: Beer.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you come home smelling like beer, your
wife may get mad. If you come home smelling
like p*ssy, she will *definitely* get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
Six beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six p*ssies in a night and you have done all
the driving you need.
Advantage: P*ssy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy
too much p*ssy and you will get poor.
Advantage: P*ssy
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in
the stands at a football
game. You are a legend if you have a p*ssy in
the stands at a football game.
Advantage: P*ssy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are
going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells p*ssy on your breath, you are
going to get a high five.
Advantage: P*ssy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any
less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
P*ssy can make you see God. Beer can make
you see the *porcelain* god.
Advantage: P*ssy
If you think all day about the next p*ssy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: P*ssy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling
panties off of p*ssy is more fun.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you
get fired.
If you try to snag a p*ssy at work, you
get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: P*ssy
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a p*ssy, it may hunt
you down like the dog that you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old
brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best p*ssy you have ever had is not
gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: P*ssy.
The worst p*ssy you have ever had is not
gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Final Tally P*ssy:15
Beer: 9
Still prefer Beer ??
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P*SSY VS. BEER
A beer is always wet. A p*ssy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A p*ssy
tastes better served hot.
Advantage: P*ssy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold p*ssy makes you Hillary
Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky
ones.
P*ssy does not.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming
p*ssy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: P*ssy
Only 24 beers come in a box. A p*ssy is a
box you can come in 24 +++.
Advantage: P*ssy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person
giving you a beer.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still
edible.
Advantage: Beer.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you come home smelling like beer, your
wife may get mad. If you come home smelling
like p*ssy, she will *definitely* get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
Six beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six p*ssies in a night and you have done all
the driving you need.
Advantage: P*ssy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy
too much p*ssy and you will get poor.
Advantage: P*ssy
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in
the stands at a football
game. You are a legend if you have a p*ssy in
the stands at a football game.
Advantage: P*ssy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are
going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells p*ssy on your breath, you are
going to get a high five.
Advantage: P*ssy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any
less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
P*ssy can make you see God. Beer can make
you see the *porcelain* god.
Advantage: P*ssy
If you think all day about the next p*ssy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: P*ssy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling
panties off of p*ssy is more fun.
Advantage: P*ssy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you
get fired.
If you try to snag a p*ssy at work, you
get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: P*ssy
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a p*ssy, it may hunt
you down like the dog that you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old
brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best p*ssy you have ever had is not
gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: P*ssy.
The worst p*ssy you have ever had is not
gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Final Tally P*ssy:15
Beer: 9
Still prefer Beer ??