Playmate looks like girl at work

[Khan]

As part of my usual three hours of trawling through internet filth each evening I happened to come across some rather spectacular nudes featuring a girl who looks a lot like someone at my work. Well that's a bit of a lie, the pics turned up in this very forum actually, but I think it's pretty much what everyone at work will assume if I tell them about them tho'.

So I showed a workbuddy her face and he was amazed by the similarity. Really keen too see more too. Now I know this guy and I think it's close to a certainty that if he gets hold of any pics (without nudity) that he'll fire off copies in all directions and they'll turn up in her in-box within a day. And I'd be tracked down to me as the source pretty soon after.

So what I'm thinking of doing is mucking around with photoshop a little and sending in a couple of the cleanest of the clean ones. Like this:

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~uaxfo/r1.jpg

And I'm wondering if you guys will be able to talk me out of it... Could circulating photos like that constitute harassment? How suggestive does that one look? I wouldn't be mentioning her similarity or anything, but it does kinda leap out at you. Our workplace is pretty relaxed and she is too, and I really can't imagine anyone getting upset by the suggestion that they look like this girl, but the price of getting things wrong could possibly be high. Somehow. I guess questions would be asked about just who this girl is, and where I found her, but that's fine.
Can anyone see much to get upset about here?

Maybe I should mention these to her first and see what she thinks. Aside from "internet geek alert!" but I can handle that...

[CaptainMarvel]

Why on earth would you do that if there's even a risk it could cost you your job? What do you gain from doing that?

[John Sy]

I agree with CaptainMarvel. I understand you're curious but a) she might not be it and b) even if it were, it might not be something (given the context of the pictures) she wants to draw other people's attention to. Especially people at work.

But enough of that! Where are the "spectacular nudes" you speak of? :p

[joshd2012]

Best leave this one alone. You don't know of all the possible problems this could cause.

[wiz]

I agree, don't do it...

[Dave99]

She is hot. The first thing you should do is post more pics of her. And then try and get your desk moved to where you can get a better view.

Dave

[neiname]

People are getting fired for sending personal emails from work let alone pics like this, don't do it

[wiz]

Oh, and I grabbed some of the pictures he's talking about from this site with quadsucker...but for those of you who do not have them...I uploaded 'em for ya.

http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/01-lrg.jpg

pic 2 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/02-lrg.jpg)
pic 3 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/03-lrg.jpg)
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pic 8 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/08-lrg.jpg)
pic 9 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/09-lrg.jpg)
pic 10 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/10-lrg.jpg)
pic 11 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/11-lrg.jpg)
pic 12 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/12-lrg.jpg)
pic 13 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/13-lrg.jpg)
pic 14 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/14-lrg.jpg)
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pic 16 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/16-lrg.jpg)
pic 17 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/17-lrg.jpg)
pic 18 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/18-lrg.jpg)
pic 19 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/19-lrg.jpg)
pic 20 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/20-lrg.jpg)
pic 21 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/21-lrg.jpg)
pic 22 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/22-lrg.jpg)
pic 23 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/23-lrg.jpg)
pic 24 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/24-lrg.jpg)
pic 25 (http://www.demohaus.com/pictures/25-lrg.jpg)

[Big Quasimodo]

Rather than show her the pictures of the playmate, you should show us pictures of her....(and say they are the playmate to avoid that whole "private individual" stuff ;) )

[lesterlong]

Holy ***** is that bitch fine! I think its pretty obvious what you have to do now. You put yourself in a very good position. You go up to her, inform her that you have the pics (of course telling another co-worker was a huge mistake) tell her that you'll keep them to yourself if she f***s you if not everyone will see them.

[Barney1234]

Take a picture of your office mate and post it here.

Then we'll let you know if she looks similar or not.

I do like the idea Lesterlong has.

Sidenote, if you coworker looks similar to that, what the hell are you doing here typing in this forum, and not out with her on your lunch break? >:)

[immortal_zeus]

You'd be an idiot to circulate those photos at work...clean or otherwise.


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[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by immortal_zeus
You'd be an idiot to circulate those photos at work...clean or otherwise.


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well, the clean pics are ok...just don't say anything about playboy, and say that you just stumbled upon this pic somewhere.

[immortal_zeus]

Originally posted by D.PhunBags
well, the clean pics are ok...just don't say anything about playboy, and say that you just stumbled upon this pic somewhere.

No, the clean pictures are not okay either. It takes very little to be busted on a sexual harassment charge....and employers do not handle sexual harassment cases lightly.

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[criptik28]

Exactly. What's the point? Why try to prove that your coworker's the one in the pics?

[Khan]

To everyone with the recommendations that I not send nudie pics via my work email all I can say is, thanks for looking out for me guys! I'd be lost without you.

They are different girls, no doubt about it. Just look alike. And in a word, the resemblance is remarkable. Hence the urge to remark. Wouldn't you be interested to hear if someone found someone who looked a lot like you?

If I could somehow just take out the gorgeous playmate type looks / nudity parts from the equation then there'd be no problem at all!

That is the stuff though, that so complicates things. I could mention the one photo (above) and treat that as the only one in existence. If she was interested, print it out maybe. It'd be funny. There's no prospect of introducing any photos to the work email system. It was the other guy who would probably do that if I sent anything to him privately.

But there is the danger of falling in to the very common, guy type behaviour around pretty girls known as 'puppy dog syndrome'. Endlessly bringing presents to her in a never ending quest for approval. Gotta hate that. I know nobody out there will believe me but I'm not looking to jump her bones here. I've been around enough pretty girls for long enough to actually be able to resist them. She has a boyfriend and there are also other issues that add up to a definite 'no chance'. That's fine.

Anyway this is starting to get old, so I think i'll just think about things for a bit longer. Thanks for all the suggestions. Even yours lesterlong. It takes all types.

[Saxofonix]

I came in a bit late on this discussion, so my contribution may not be worth all that much .. especially since I will just reiterate what (nearly) everyone said here .. don't.

Don't even hint at it .. don't show your friends .. no one. Just let it go completely. There is nothing .. literally NOTHING positive to be gained from this.

[Patman]

If anyone cares, the model's name is Merritt Cabal, who I think has an incredibly beautiful face, but she went a bit overboard on the boob job.

[finbogg]

Yeah...you're skating that thin edge between harmless remark and sexual harrassment. PLus she might just think you're doing some kind of psycho stalker thing. Avoid temptation!

[criptik28]

Originally posted by Patman
If anyone cares, the model's name is Merritt Cabal, who I think an incredibly beautiful face, but she went a bit overboard on the boob job.

I did a quick Yahoo! search on her...here are more pics:

http://www.olala.ru/models/07%20Merritt%20Cabal/01.php

[Saxofonix]

maaaaaan .. if it weren't for that boob job, she'd be absolutely perfect.

[POWERBOMB]

Don't circulate the photo's....instead, photoshop pix of yourself with the model and then brag to everyone how easy she was! :D



BTW, J/k. Don't brag to anyone about it.