So who got laid for xxxmas?

[brizz]

Just curious if anyone had a good Christmas Cheer story. Get surprised by someone with lingerie or toys or whatever? Get woken up in that special way? A quickie in the bathroom with the relatives around?

As for me, my fiance and I took a hike in the woods and left the kid with grandma and grandpa while dinner was being prepared....we came across an old deer blind and i made a joke about doing it in there - but instead she just dropped trou and grabbed a tree looking out at the field....she bent over, i saddled up, and we had a nice ride!! Nothing like a little snowy lovin to make the holidays bright!!

[D.Pham00]

well, at least some one here is getting lucky.

(here's where i would normally insert a lame joke, but not this time)

[razorbackfan]

Pics?

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by razorbackfan
Pics?

of the tree?

[tsohg]

Originally posted by D.Placated
of the tree?

Nah I think he just wants them of the wood

*rimshot*

[kenny79]

Originally posted by D.Placated
of the tree?
That's not sap ...

[kar10]

Originally posted by tsohg
Nah I think he just wants them of the wood

*rimshot*


I think he means Pic. of his granma, grandpa and the kid.-wink-

[gr8fuldave]

Funny story from a guy at work. On Christmas morning, he ties a bow around his umm unit. He walks in and wags in his sleeping wife's face. She wakes up, smiles, and says I need to take that back, its too small for me. Needless to say, his joke backfired

[Snowmaker]

Originally posted by brizz
Nothing like a little Snowy lovin to make the holidays bright!!

I'm sorry. I just don't feel the same way about you. :D

[Monica Clinton]

Originally posted by brizz


As for me, my fiance and I took a hike in the woods and ....we came across an old blind deer


:yack:

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by tsohg
Nah I think he just wants them of the wood

*rimshot*

you mean you want to look at the wood? i prefer the bushes, but hey, to each his own ;)

[SBatL8y]

I did. Christmas Eve and Christmas night. That's what's great about a live-in booty call. I can get laid every night. Gotta' love it.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Placated
you mean you want to look at the wood? i prefer the bushes, but hey, to each his own ;)

I've been shopping for a new Sig so this will work. But it may be changed at a moment's notice. :p

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I've been shopping for a new Sig so this will work. But it may be changed at a moment's notice. :p

so basically, you used me just because you couldn't find anyone else :(

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Placated
so basically, you used me just because you couldn't find anyone else :(

No. I could find plenty of others so it is sort of an honor. I just didn't want you to rest on your laurels. :D

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
No. I could find plenty of others so it is sort of an honor. I just didn't want you to rest on your laurels. :D

how come everyone who quotes me quotes something that has a sexual connotation?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Placated
how come everyone who quotes me quotes something that has a sexual connotation?

Okay. I'll accept that as an addition.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Okay. I'll accept that as an addition.

why not a corollary?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Placated
why not a corollary?

my heart is fine.




(rimshot)

[achau9598]

I got some ... oh, wait .. that was Christmas '01 ... or was that '00 ...

[victant]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
(rimshot)

A little brave to use this in this forum, eh?

;)

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by victant
A little brave to use this in this forum, eh?

;)

Well this is the Mature forum.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
my heart is fine.


ummm...i was referring to Roosevelt's heart ;)

[Deftones]

I didn't get any on Christmas, but I got some nookie on New Year's Eve/Day.

[Buford T Pusser]

New Year's Day-check. I like to start the year off with a bang.

[GuessWho]

on Christmas, GF gave me a gift basket of sex lotions and oils... some crazy **** (in a good way)... of course we tested it all immediately

got Road Head for the first time ever on NYE :)

[spankasmurf]

Oh Yeah Baby!! All FIVE fingers and the WHOLE palm of the LEFT hand. Hah. Take THAT you jealous toads!!

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by spankasmurf
Oh Yeah Baby!! All FIVE fingers and the WHOLE palm of the LEFT hand. Hah. Take THAT you jealous toads!!

i prefer to use the two-hand method :D

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Phlacid
i prefer to use the two-hand method :D

For some reason I think there's a new name for you in this post. Fortunately I can't put my finger on it.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
For some reason I think there's a new name for you in this post. Fortunately I can't put my finger on it.

well, i usually use more than one finger, but hey, whatever floats your boat :)

[Buford T Pusser]

:whofart:

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
:whofart:

i would demonstrate, but that icon is banned from DVDTalk ;)

[Buford T Pusser]

Gotcha Mr. KK.