Back (and fronts!) From The Show

[XCritic Editor]

I have a lot of pictures to post from the AVN show. But I thought I'd post one:

<img src="http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/mellons.jpg">

[Keyser Soze]

-eek- -eek-

[Rogue588]

:yack:

I hope they didn't try to smother you Geoff.

When I worked in a video store we had pr0n tapes that had chicks with prosthetic tatas that looked like that & guys with obscenely prosthetic schlongs.

Ugh. What people will rent...

[Bushdog]

Are those real?

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Are those real? real fake ;)

[McHawkson]

OMG, why did I click this? Thank alot, Geoff...

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by DarthMarklar
real fake ;) :lol: Yeah, no kidding.

I'm thinking those can't be healthy or really profitable in the end.

[clemente]

Originally posted by Rogue588

When I worked in a video store we had pr0n tapes that had chicks with prosthetic tatas that looked like that & guys with obscenely prosthetic schlongs.

Excuse my naivety.....but prosthetic schlongs??

[XCritic Editor]

Originally posted by McHawkson
OMG, why did I click this? Thank alot, Geoff...

He he he...

Here's a much better one to make up for the first one :p

<img src='http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/anotherone.jpg'>

[Phuzbox]

Originally posted by gkleinman
He he he...

Here's a much better one to make up for the first one :p

<img src='http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/anotherone.jpg'>

-other-

[diacritic]

Those chicks up top are almost guarenteed to have back problems in the future, if not already now. The human body is not built to carry breasts that large.

[the aftermath]

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

[The Bus]

Penetration?

[joshd2012]

Why a woman would ever consider inserting basketballs into her chest.... I will never know.

[McHawkson]

Originally posted by gkleinman
He he he...

Here's a much better one to make up for the first one :p

<img src='http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/anotherone.jpg'>

MUCH better! :eek:

[Mole177]

oh dear lord! :eek:

[kenny79]

I don't think Mrs. Kleinman would care for these ... ;)

[Da Thrilla]

Good God almighty...

[DVDKrayzie]

Originally posted by gkleinman
He he he...

Here's a much better one to make up for the first one :p

<img src='http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/anotherone.jpg'>

who this be??? :)

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by diacritic
Those chicks up top are almost guarenteed to have back problems in the future, if not already now. The human body is not built to carry breasts that large.

And this is our problem why? ;) :p

So.. where are the other pics!!! :p ;)

[XCritic Editor]

The 2nd pic is Carmen Lavana.

Here's a link to what she's been in <a href="http://www.adultdvdempire.com/exec/v1_list_performer.asp?partner_id=59826076&cast_id=56721">Carmen Lavana DVDs</a>

I had a chance to talk to her a bit about what's she's working on and it seems that she has a number of new films which will be released soon through New Sensations Home Video

I've got a TON on my plate today (including the DVD Talk Newsletter) so the pictures probably won't go up till Tues or Wed.

[J-Dubya]

Originally posted by gkleinman
I've got a TON on my plate today (including...


http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/1102/killkitten.gif

[bfrank]

Had time for the porn but not for my new speaker :(

(Sorry we could not hook up)

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by joshd2012
Why a woman would ever consider inserting basketballs into her chest.... I will never know. Well, the ones with the GIGANTIC breasts usually have hiddeous faces. It's probably the only way they can get the attention. Give me a pretty face and a slammin bod and I won't care if she's small up top.

[spankasmurf]

Originally posted by gkleinman
I have a lot of pictures to post from the AVN show. But I thought I'd post one:

<img src="http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/mellons.jpg">

"In case of a water landing, the porn star next to you is also a flotation device"

[bmello]

Originally posted by bfrank
Had time for the porn but not for my new speaker :(

(Sorry we could not hook up)

At least his priorities are in the right place! :D

[RandyC]

Originally posted by bfrank
Had time for the porn but not for my new speaker :(

(Sorry we could not hook up)

It looks like Geoff had his hands full anyway.

Did you start a thread somewhere (not here) about your speakers?

[RandyC]

Originally posted by bmello
At least his priorities are in the right place! :D

I know where I would have put my priorities.

[GMLSKIS]

carmen@carmenluvana.com is her email address and she wants pictures that people took of her in Vegas becuse she said she didn't have time to take any of her own. Geoffrey send her that hot picture you took.

[dvde]

Originally posted by gkleinman
I have a lot of pictures to post from the AVN show. But I thought I'd post one:

<img src="http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/mellons.jpg">

Oh GOD that's NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

[RandyC]

Originally posted by gkleinman
I have a lot of pictures to post from the AVN show. But I thought I'd post one:

<img src="http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/mellons.jpg">

So Geoff, are you in this picture? Geoff?

MY GOD... SAVE HIM! HE IS BEING SUFFOCATED!!

The horror... the horror

[XCritic Editor]

Here's a link to the pictures for the Mature Forum Faithful.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/adult/avn2003/avn1.html

Please do not pass this url around yet as I'm still working on the piece. But I did get this part done and KNEW you guys would want to see it :)

Please remember it's a work in progress

[Rogue588]

I'm hoping bad lighting was the reason Adrianna Sage looked so bad...:(

[Texasgingersnap]

I went and there was sure a lot of see! A lot of T&A's! The highest high heels shoes in the world. All in all, I've never seen so many good looking and not so good looking folks gathered together at one time in my rather over-the-hill and half-way-down-the-other-side life. The music was deafening - one could barely hear the pitches from the guy peddling tongue vibrators. I saw a guy with a scantily clad nubile young woman sitting on his head. I saw more tattoos than there was skin to contain them. I saw glitter and glitz and live action porn flicks EVERYWHERE. As a matter of fact, I pretty much looked straight head when I was waddling around so's not to see something that would embarrass me (just think about YOUR mom wandering around for a minute before you throw written stones at me.) I saw "the stars" not only signing autographs and posing for hot shots, but actually touching (hugging) their great unwashed, horny public! I was amazed at the cooperation from the stars without the added fee based niceness that I see at baseball card shows (for instance). I saw everyone having a great time and people helping each other take photos. People also tried to stay out of the shots via the background so's not to mess up someone else's once-in-a-lifetime chance to squeeze the gal sporting the biggest tits of the moment. I saw one or two gals that ought to have been ashamed to be out in public dressed the way they were.... HINT to the clueless: YOU CAN BE TOO OLD TO SHOW OFF YOUR GOD AWFUL WRINKLED, SAGGY BODY! Let those with youth, beauty and better surgeons rule the day...if you got it flaunt it, if you don't minimize your flaws by calling attention to something you do have that's worth showing....like the ugliest guy there had one fine little gal draped all over him....ergo: HE HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY! Not a bad thing to acquire if you want a fine little gal draped all over yourself. Oh and one more observation before I slink back into my cave....I bought the worst slice of what was supposed to be pizza that I've ever had and ended up throwing most of it away before I threw all of it up! I guess I should of gnawed on a dog and not worried I might be competing with the videos...if you get my drift. It's a credit to that industry that an old gal like me would even want to rub elbows with porn stars and those that make them (literally and figuratively)... just goes to show how the Internet has helped to mainstream what once was a sleazy, back alley biz and that's a good thing IMHO. I won't soon forget my Vegas vacation this year!
Take care....

- Texasgingersnap

[zuffy]

OMG, Briana Banks look stunning in that dress. Look very elegant, not like a pornstar at all.

[Jack Straw]

Originally posted by DarthMarklar
real fake ;) Ah, more material for George Carlin.

[damn_skippy]

Where was the wife Geoff?



PIc #28 of Jessie Jane. She looks loaded.

[damn_skippy]

Originally posted by Texasgingersnap
I went and there was sure a lot of see! A lot of T&A's! The highest high heels shoes in the world. All in all, I've never seen so many good looking and not so good looking folks gathered together at one time in my rather over-the-hill and half-way-down-the-other-side life. The music was deafening - one could barely hear the pitches from the guy peddling tongue vibrators. I saw a guy with a scantily clad nubile young woman sitting on his head. I saw more tattoos than there was skin to contain them. I saw glitter and glitz and live action porn flicks EVERYWHERE. As a matter of fact, I pretty much looked straight head when I was waddling around so's not to see something that would embarrass me (just think about YOUR mom wandering around for a minute before you throw written stones at me.) I saw "the stars" not only signing autographs and posing for hot shots, but actually touching (hugging) their great unwashed, horny public! I was amazed at the cooperation from the stars without the added fee based niceness that I see at baseball card shows (for instance). I saw everyone having a great time and people helping each other take photos. People also tried to stay out of the shots via the background so's not to mess up someone else's once-in-a-lifetime chance to squeeze the gal sporting the biggest tits of the moment. I saw one or two gals that ought to have been ashamed to be out in public dressed the way they were.... HINT to the clueless: YOU CAN BE TOO OLD TO SHOW OFF YOUR GOD AWFUL WRINKLED, SAGGY BODY! Let those with youth, beauty and better surgeons rule the day...if you got it flaunt it, if you don't minimize your flaws by calling attention to something you do have that's worth showing....like the ugliest guy there had one fine little gal draped all over him....ergo: HE HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY! Not a bad thing to acquire if you want a fine little gal draped all over yourself. Oh and one more observation before I slink back into my cave....I bought the worst slice of what was supposed to be pizza that I've ever had and ended up throwing most of it away before I threw all of it up! I guess I should of gnawed on a dog and not worried I might be competing with the videos...if you get my drift. It's a credit to that industry that an old gal like me would even want to rub elbows with porn stars and those that make them (literally and figuratively)... just goes to show how the Internet has helped to mainstream what once was a sleazy, back alley biz and that's a good thing IMHO. I won't soon forget my Vegas vacation this year!
Take care....

- Texasgingersnap



And breath.

[Mommyxone]

http://xumm.com/gfx/emote/mad/notimpressed.gif

[Mommyxone]

What kind of sick surgeons agree to that ****? My sisters Dr refused to give her a D said THAT was too big for her!! This is just revolting. they look so ridiculous it makes me laugh

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by Mommyxone
What kind of sick surgeons agree to that ****?Very RICH ones! ;)

[dlew308]

Anyone have somewhere I can upload pix to :)

[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by dlew308
Anyone have somewhere I can upload pix to :)

zip'em up and tell me how big the file is...

[dlew308]

1.8M 32 images

[Nick Danger]

I'm sure there are doctors who specialize in basketball insertion just as there are doctors who specialize in steroids for the pro bodybuilders. Your sister had the good fortune of finding a doctor who was more interested in her health. To find the other kind, ask the strippers at your local club for advice.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by dlew308
1.8M 32 images


YGM

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by Nick Danger
I'm sure there are doctors who specialize in basketball insertion:jawdrop:
OH! You mean in the breast! :lol:

[AGuyNamedMike]

Here is a zip file of some photos of the lovely ladies of AdultCon, courtesy of dlew308.

expo.zip (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tk0014/expo/expo.zip) (right-click and save as, you know the drill)

a sample to whet your appetite...

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tk0014/expo/s32.jpg

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Here is a zip file of some photos of the lovely ladies of AdultCon, courtesy of dlew308.Oh My GOD! Look at "s15.jpg" (from the zip file)...the blonde on the left looks like a Big FAT GUY!!! :D

[Rogue588]

Damn you DM. Now my corneas are scorched!! They didn't look good from the FRONT... Ugh :yack:

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by gkleinman
He he he...

Here's a much better one to make up for the first one :p

<img src='http://www.dvdtalk.com/images/anotherone.jpg'>

:D -other- :D

[XCritic Editor]

Here's my Interview with Devon:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/adult/archives/001007.html

[YellowLedbetter]

Originally posted by gkleinman
Here's my Interview with Devon:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/adult/archives/001007.html

Excellent interview....you lucky so and so. :)

[eXcentris]

Originally posted by diacritic
Those chicks up top are almost guarenteed to have back problems in the future, if not already now. The human body is not built to carry breasts that large.

Helium implants. :)

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by eXcentris
Helium implants. :) Were they wearing ankle weights? If they were helium, those girls would be on the ceiling :D

[Yellowbeard]

Now, I can imagine how Britany Spears will look in 10 years.

http://tinyurl.com/4m7a

[DarthMarklar]

Originally posted by Yellowbeard
Now, I can imagine how Britany Spears will look in 10 years.Nah, Britney will be fat in 10 years :D

[XCritic Editor]

Coverage NOW Updated with 10 new pictures from DVD Talk Reviewer Don Houston!!

[STEVEIGNORANT]

Who is that in the above post with the brown top on?

[STEVEIGNORANT]

Anybody?

[dvdsteve2000]

Originally posted by DVDKrayzie
who this be??? :)

My question also!!!!

[STEVEIGNORANT]

bump. Hope you can help me houstondon.