My thoughts on Rush

[Texasgingersnap]

HoustonDon lent me his copy of Rush and said he'd be interested in what I thought about the movie. Ok... bearing in mind that a) I know less about viewing adult films than I do b) reviewing any films!

#1 - hot

#2 - trying to open a jar! (gal); (guy) no balls, but a great dick!

#3 - she is a whore! (Her character, I mean)
Spit makes me sick.
Don't like her French tips (nails)...the color was good, but I don't like that boxy, straight look.
She's choking the chicken again! When we were in grammar school, you'd reverse a person's arm like that to make them scream. The right hand, for instance, goes L to R and then the left hand goes R to L at the same time....I can't imagine THAT feeling good for a guy, but then since I don't have a penis, I'll let the guys decide if that's a good move or not.
Don't care for her at all. Liked the first gal better.
Fake boobs are silly.

Where'd he get the gun???

Suggestion: get the money, go to Mexico, buy some more acting lessons for him and a clue for her.

Depending on the angle, her boobs look like 2 bald headed men struggling to get free! (Apologies to any bald headed men out there that wish they were her boobs!)

#4 - hot but got boring. At least girls know where the clit is.

Must of caught a sale on crime scene tape.

#5 - Thank God she brought a woobie (inside joke). Fast forwarded through the sex.

"Run as fast as you can" -- with those jugs???!! IDTS! (I don't think so!)

Memo: never let the broad drive the get away car. They'd of been okay but her boobs were flamable....

Good ending song.

NOW for the extras: She's cute *off* the filming.

All in all it *is* a good film -- not a good regular film, but a good action **** flic. Too bad the gal can't be herself more though as she is really cute when she's not "acting".

Drove me crazy that the film sound had to be jacked many times then the menu sound blasted me out of my chair -- too bad they didn't switch the sound techniques or whatever....

Ok, HD, thanks for letting me have some fun with the film. Watch me fall over dead if you offer me another one to "review"! You're the best, let's just keep it that way, podner!

[Snowmaker]

Saw the topic title and now that song Tom Sawyer is going through my head.

[Thunderball]

Yeah, Geddy Lee is a badass

[KnightLerxst]

rotfl

[Josh-da-man]

Originally posted by Thunderball
Yeah, Geddy Lee is a badass

Geddy Lee is doing porn now?

That's weird. I always thought Alex Lifeson would be the one to finally go hardcore.

[RandyC]

I thought this was a misplaced rant on right wing radio :eek:

[Lateralus]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Geddy Lee is doing porn now?

That's weird. I always thought Alex Lifeson would be the one to finally go hardcore.

:yack: I don't even want to think about this. :yack:

Neil Peart's new wife does live in Southern Cal. :hscratch:

[Dave99]

Isn't that Jeff something or other? ;)
Dave
Originally posted by RandyC
I thought this was a misplaced rant on right wing radio :eek:

[KnightLerxst]

I guess the Vapor Trails tour didn't earn them enough.

Look for Neil in his hardcore debut...Roll The Bone

[Josh-da-man]

Bachelor Jeff Does Pittsburg!

[mikehunt]

I think that'd be gay porn

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Bachelor Jeff Does Pittsburg!

any links to details/pics from the movie
like to see the cast list to see if I find any of the girls to be hot enough to get a copy of teh movie

[Houstondon]

Okay, here's a link to my original review:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=5468

I suppose I should provide a few tips for people that don't understand Ginger's stream of consciousness review here.
First, her home theatre set up is typically loud enough to cause blood to pour out your ears. Apparently, with age comes hearing loss. ;) But seriously, the sound levels that D.P. sets their logo introduction at is much too loud compared to the feature itself.

Second, It's common knowledge that I don't like implants but Devon's rather large breasts were ogled by thousands of guys at the recent AVN show (which Ginger attended too) and bigger=better is a saying that reportedly originated in Texas. Alexa's breasts are implants too.

Third, the corkscrew handjob must be felt to be understood. Any guy who's never been on the receiving end of one has missed out on a lot. A woman simply can't know how good it feels.

Fourth, I guess the call on acting ability is a judgement call. For the record, I think Barrett did a better job acting than his mainstream counterpart in the action flick, XXX. He was an escaped convict and acted/looked like one more than you give him credit for. She played a hooker and was likewise suited for the role (and that's not a slam on either of them).

I could probably outline more detail as to why each character fit their role (either by acting or simply being exactly what was needed), why the music was well above average (the composer is not related to the director but that's probably where he got his last name), and, as the director points out in the commentary, his works tend to be good enough that critics often compare them to mainstream movies rather than other porn movies. That speaks volumes in itself but the movie's budget was probably something less than the makeup budget of a mainstream movie. If it's fair to compare a porn's lacking qualities to mainstream, why isn't it fair to compare the lack of good sex scenes in the mainstream movie to the porn? :)