Guys, have any of your Male friends ever seen you with a HARD ON ?

[Original Desmond]

2 Points if they've seen you with a hard on through your pants

5 points if they've seen you with a hard on in the raw

i've got hard ons whilst watching pornos with the lads before a nite out, but i used the cushions strategically well :)

[Josh-da-man]

Not to my knowledge.

But when I was in junior high, this one guy would get a raging boner during the after-gym class showers. I mean every damned time, this poor bastard's walking around the locker room with a full erection swinging around. The guy wasn't gay, just unlucky.

And you know how kids are... everyone in the school knew, including the teachers. Hell, even the female teachers called him "Woody." The name just sort of stuck to him until graduation. I have no idea how he avoided committing suicide.

And, no, I wasn't Woody. But I could've been the a-hole who first came up with that nom-de-plume; I honestly can't remember.

I've told a few other guys about this, and it seems that there's one guy who gets boners in every locker room. It's like fate deals some kind of cruel lottery.

[Giantrobo]

Yes...but he didn't comment because his mouth was full....

[Big Quasimodo]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
Yes...but he didn't comment because his mouth was full....

:lol:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Not to my knowledge.

But when I was in junior high, this one guy would get a raging boner during the after-gym class showers. I mean every damned time, this poor bastard's walking around the locker room with a full erection swinging around. The guy wasn't gay, just unlucky.

And you know how kids are... everyone in the school knew, including the teachers. Hell, even the female teachers called him "Woody." The name just sort of stuck to him until graduation. I have no idea how he avoided committing suicide.

And, no, I wasn't Woody. But I could've been the a-hole who first came up with that nom-de-plume; I honestly can't remember.

I've told a few other guys about this, and it seems that there's one guy who gets boners in every locker room. It's like fate deals some kind of cruel lottery.

There was a guy on my baseball team in HS that everyone (even parents) called BONER because of the same problem.

[Mopower]

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[Buford T Pusser]

For the record, no. I've also never looked in the direction to see if any had one.

[littlefuzzy]

Howzabout boners in front of your FEMALE friends? (not SOs)

[Mopower]

Originally posted by littlefuzzy
Howzabout boners in front of your FEMALE friends? (not SOs)

Just strippers. HA hA.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Original Desmond
2 Points if they've seen you with a hard on through your pants

5 points if they've seen you with a hard on in the raw

I am never ever going to austraila. With your rugby and your hard on points.

[Bushdog]

rotfl

you slay me

[Giantrobo]

Here's my embarassing but true Boner tale.

When I was younger I had a crush on the mother of my nephew(my oldest brother's son). Well one day the family was over for a get together at my house and somehow some way I ended up chasing her around our dining room table with ice. I think she put ice down my back so I was returning the favor. Well naturally I popped <b>"blue steel"</b> once I caught her and was trying to get the cubes down her shirt. I had on shorts.

All was fun because we were alone and everyone else was on the front porch. Suddenly, my Mother appeared out of the kitchen ... noticed my boner... and promptly went outside to the porch to tell the family :mad: . At the time it didn't dawn on me why my mother walked in then left in a hurry. :eek:

Well after I got the chick with the ice I went out to the front porch pretty smug(luckily the boner was over with) because once I stepped on the porch ---EVERYONE--- was quiet and staring at me. I was like "WTF?" Then my cousins started laughing and from there I just left.

2 minutes later it dawned on me what my mother had done and I was totally f##ckin' ---humiliated---.

Honestly, to this day I still get kinda pissed because THAT KIND OF HUMILIATION is the kinda crap that turns people into SERIAL KILLERS............

Don't worry, this incident -did- come up in Therapy so things may work out. :lol:

Well the good news is the chick, my Mom, and one other "Family" member that was there are all DEAD :up: (not by my hand btw ;) )

...and people wonder why I totally walked away from my "FAMILY" :mad:

[WiccanPagan]

that's some insane **** giantrobo, i'd outcast myself, too. i've caught many of my guy friends with boners. i think they come more often around the females than the males (always good to know).

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by WiccanPagan
i've caught many of my guy friends with boners.

Are you checking out my package?

[joltaddict]

Waaaayhey! Hold up... is wiccan a chick?

[WiccanPagan]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Waaaayhey! Hold up... is wiccan a chick?hmm, can't seem to find an old thread i made asking if there were other bi-females on the forum, but yeah i am female, and i am bi, hence why you'll see me drooling over brad pitt and enrique iglesias right along side jessica alba and eliza dushku. makes my odds better than most people out there. figure for every straigh person they have 1:2 odds where i have 1:1 :)

[Josh-da-man]

Damn, that's disturbing, Robo.

Sort of reminds me Eddie Murphy's "Old Spice" routine. :lol:

[Ranger]

Oh man, that's horrible, Giantrobo. How old were you at the time? That can be pretty traumatic.

I'm not sure if anyone has caught my "uprising" but once in junior high, I was sitting at my desk and it was very cold in the room and I got a full boner, I was like oh man oh man, please god, don't let the school bell ring now (it was almost recess), the desk was pretty small, so I could just kind of squirmed and moved trying to cool down.

I also sometimes would get a boner when on the highway (like I said in another thread) but one time when I was a teenager, I got it when I was sitting in the backseat with grandma and my great-aunt. :eek: (I think I was just daydreaming about porn or something since it was a long trip and got carried away)I had to do a lot of work to conceal it, they helped things by looking away boy, I was pretty angry at my penis that day. :lol:

My dorm roommate has seen me a few times with a boner (was wearing shorts) but it was just the usual morning erection.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Waaaayhey! Hold up... is wiccan a chick?

you missed that memo huh?

this must be at least the 3rd thread i've read where people didn't realize that WP is a female.

[WiccanPagan]

how is a girl supposed to make herself known to be a girl? i mean c'mon wiccan? that's witches. of course there are guys, but it is female dominated. just because there is a lack of ladies on the board doesn't mean you gotta assume i am a dude. granted me liking girls and ogling them alongside the fellahs doesn't help but c'mon jessica alba is hot. ;)

[krkuhl]

waiting for the obligatory request for pics...
WP, now that they know youre female, you are automatically considered hot. the fact that you ar bisexual=uber hot so get ready for the billion pic requests!

[trigun]

Originally posted by WiccanPagan
just because there is a lack of ladies on the board doesn't mean you gotta assume i am a dude

Number of female DVDTalk users: 1000's
Number of females reading the Mature forum: dozens?
Number of females reading the "has another dude spotted your boner" thread: 1 :)

[Ranger]

Originally posted by trigun
Number of female DVDTalk users: 1000's
Number of females reading the Mature forum: dozens?
Number of females reading the "has another dude spotted your boner" thread: 1 :)

Ah, I believe its TWO now.

[WiccanPagan]

krkuhl: i started a thread in here with the topic something around "are there any other bi-females on the forum" and it was pretty much overlooked. and i did get asked for pictures, but hey i don't gotta post anything i don't want to. and atm i am not comfortable enough with myself to post em. oh well. fantasize.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by WiccanPagan
how is a girl supposed to make herself known to be a girl? i mean c'mon wiccan? that's witches.

Theres a male poster that predates you with the name wicca or wiccansomethingorother. Either that or I need a break from the halucinagins.

[littlefuzzy]

Has anyone heard that men usually have about 7-12 (or maybe 20 something) erections or partial erections a day?

[WiccanMuse]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Theres a male poster that predates you with the name wicca or wiccansomethingorother. Either that or I need a break from the halucinagins.

There's lil' ol' me, but everybody knows that Muses are female! :)

Muse

[WiccanPagan]

Originally posted by WiccanMuse
There's lil' ol' me, but everybody knows that Muses are female! :)

Museget yer handle from that episode of charmed with the muse?

[joltaddict]

I dont know which is which now. :confused:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by joltaddict
I dont know which is which now. :confused:

I'm with you on that one.

[WiccanPagan]

looks like the fellahs have to deal with 2 ladies posting with handles starting with wiccan. deal with it. and for what it's worth. i am
<-------- this one ;)

[joltaddict]

mmmmm twins

[Giantrobo]

Gawd dammit!!!! I spill my guts to you guys and once you smell "Tookie" near all my attention goes away :mad:

I ahte you all and yes I'm hard

[WiccanPagan]

giantrobo: i sympathized on page 1, looks like page 2 is female, though. ;)

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
Gawd dammit!!!! I spill my guts to you guys and once you smell "Tookie" near all my attention goes away :mad:

I ahte you all and yes I'm hard

Therapy may be needed when you have anger and a hard on at the same time.

[Stoney]

Therapy may be needed when you have anger and a hard on at the same time.

Raging hard-on?

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by WiccanPagan
giantrobo: i sympathized on page 1, looks like page 2 is female, though. ;)

;)

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Therapy may be needed when you have anger and a hard on at the same time.

i agree....