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flyingdragon
03-26-2003, 10:40 PM
Ever since my girlfriend moved in, I can't seem to find quality time with myself anymore. Don't get me wrong I like having sex with her but sometimes you just want to get a good jerk going along with a good adult flick.

I know I'm not alone on this issue. Those of you who know what I'm talking about can you offer some suggestions as to finding some quality time with self and adult movie.
Former User
03-26-2003, 10:47 PM
Go to the theater like Pee Wee Herman.
krkuhl
03-26-2003, 10:53 PM
hmm, i take it your SO isnt into mutual masturbation? my only dvice is to send her away to a day spa. expensive but i guarantee you she will be gone all day and voila, you have a date with yourself. try locking the bathroom door and do it either in the shower or while she thinks you are taking a dump. cant really watch a porno whle doing that (the extension cord may give you away) but at least youget some privacy. i had to resort to the bathroom trick or just wait till my ex fell asleep some times. you just find time and a place to do it!
Mole177
03-26-2003, 11:17 PM
its not like you and your GF are together 24/7 right? there's always the garage?
edytwinky
03-26-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by X
Go to the theater like Pee Wee Herman.

:lol:
victant
03-27-2003, 01:02 AM
That's pretty jacked.... ;)
Iron Chef
03-27-2003, 06:39 AM
Isn't that a song?
cidmo
03-27-2003, 06:51 AM
When she's in the shower -- she can't hear it, she's in there for at least 20 minutes and there's no chance for her to pop in. Easy.
Snowmaker
03-27-2003, 07:01 AM
Might as well just marry her now.
jw2299
03-27-2003, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Snowmaker
Might as well just marry her now.

:lol: so true...
Giantrobo
03-27-2003, 08:24 AM
I assume she doesn't know about your porn stash. Try to talk to her about it and see what happens.

1. She'll leave you and you'll have plenty o time to jerk

2. She'll dig it(porn) and you can jerk with her help :up:

I suggest you bring out the "tame" stuff first. Don't start with "Midgets and fish hooks" tape. :lol:

ONe bad thing that COULD happen is she'll want to contribute to the porn supply. This mean she'll want to get "Chick Porn" :down: Romantic crap with fancy music and NO PENETRATION or CUMSHOTS, NO BUTT PLUGS or SLOPPY FACIALS.

If this happens you might as well look at "porn" on SHOWTIME :lol:
PerpleNerple
03-27-2003, 11:43 AM
Jerk off in front of her, she shouldn't have a problem with it.
bill_n_opus
03-27-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by krkuhl
my only dvice is to send her away to a day spa. expensive but i guarantee you she will be gone all day and voila, you have a date with yourself.

Wow, that's an expensive diversion just to jerk off! :lol:

What? 75, 100, 150 bucks to have a little privacy while spanking the monkey?! Ouch! Now, that's expensive masturbation. :)
flyingdragon
03-27-2003, 02:13 PM
The thing is I don't like mutual masturbation or for her to "use" my porn stash. Although she knows I actually have two stashes containing VHS tapes and CD/DVD's and she's not too fond of them.

She just makes fun of me and asks me "why do I need those things" , "I don't satisfy you", and "do I want to f*** those women? Typical questions I guess.

It really is hard to find time by myself because she works at home and hardly goes out. I just want to get a good jerk going, that "nobody at home kind of jerk."

Is it that hard?
nevermind
03-27-2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by bill_n_opus
Wow, that's an expensive diversion just to jerk off! :lol:

What? 75, 100, 150 bucks to have a little privacy while spanking the monkey?! Ouch! Now, that's expensive masturbation. :)

Hookers are cheaper ;).
yashan
03-27-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by bill_n_opus
Wow, that's an expensive diversion just to jerk off! :lol:

What? 75, 100, 150 bucks to have a little privacy while spanking the monkey?! Ouch! Now, that's expensive masturbation. :)


Just pay her the money to look the other way.
yashan
03-27-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by krkuhl
cant really watch a porno whle doing that (the extension cord may give you away)

Another expensive option, but get yourself a portable dvd player. You can take that into the garage too.
Mayday
03-28-2003, 03:26 AM
She`s gotta leave sometime. Food shopping, Mall, Mothers house, church ??? Just say you have a wicked headache or
something?
Lastblade
03-28-2003, 06:43 AM
Go to your friend's house....
SBatL8y
03-28-2003, 12:03 PM
Wow, the lengths men will go to just to jerk off. :lol:
antennaball
03-28-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by PerpleNerple
Jerk off in front of her, she shouldn't have a problem with it.

actually, this works for me...if my wife doesn't want sex for some reason she just turns over on her side and i go into a mad whack-session.
bigsoos
03-28-2003, 03:28 PM
carry a lot of napkins in your car and go for a "relaxing drive".

:lol: @ antennaball
teddydogg
03-28-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by flyingdragon

Is it that hard?

I guess not when she is home! :lol:
SBatL8y
03-28-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by antennaball
actually, this works for me...if my wife doesn't want sex for some reason she just turns over on her side and i go into a mad whack-session.

Really? And she's okay with that? I wouldn't mind if my SO wanted to J-O when I wasn't around. But I think I would be pretty uncomfortable with him doing it right next to me, unless I was doing it to myself as well, of course. :D
Saxofonix
03-29-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by cidmo
When she's in the shower -- she can't hear it, she's in there for at least 20 minutes ..

That's probably her "quality time" with herself. ;)
Bushdog
03-29-2003, 09:37 AM
So you have a woman living with you whom you presumably can **** as much as you want, right? And you still want to be alone to have time to pleasure yourself while getting stimulated with porn?

That sounds really healthy.