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Phil L.
03-31-2003, 02:13 PM
Here, I'll start.

SEARS new ad campaign for their upcoming Spring "Lawn & Garden" Sale, generates some controversy.

http://home.mindspring.com/~pal531/_uimages/lawnmower01.jpg

bigsoos
03-31-2003, 02:23 PM
A free pair with every purchase!

Lastblade
03-31-2003, 02:41 PM
If you notice the chess set behind me, you are gay.

Derrich
03-31-2003, 03:25 PM
Janet found that even though her head was severed and reattached when she was 18, her dates never even noticed.


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Josh-da-man
03-31-2003, 04:44 PM
Aw, Mom! Why do you do this every time I bring friends over?

ben12
03-31-2003, 06:15 PM
The lawnmower knew he was a pervert. He just didn't care.

-OR-

A John Leer mower.

jw2299
03-31-2003, 07:28 PM
Hey, check out that cool chess set behind that girl!



;):D

Boot
03-31-2003, 08:12 PM
Jealous of the attention her husband always pays to his lawn equipment, Jessica tries to get him to focus on a different Snapper.

Former User
03-31-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by jw2299
Hey, check out that cool chess set behind that girl!;):D Or,

Hey, check out that cool chest..I mean...chess set behind that girl!

bigsoos
03-31-2003, 09:00 PM
"does my neck look abnormally long to you?"

D.Pham00
03-31-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Aw, Mom! Why do you do this every time I bring friends over?

just be glad this isn't a Phil L. thread.

WiccanPagan
04-01-2003, 12:39 AM
i know this is my first day as a gardener but is this really part of the job?