Penis enlargement pills any work?

[FamilyGuyFZ]

I'd like to hear about people who have tried these penis enlargement pills.
Do Any really work?
any defintly don't work?

p.s. my penis is a nice size, but i wouldn't mind being porn-sized, who wouldn't?

[joshd2012]

Sure they work, but now I can't find any pants that fit me.





Its been said before, but I will say it again. If someone did come up with a pill that made your penis larger, they would not only be a millionare, but also receive numerous awards including the Nobel Peace Prize. Until you hear of some getting these types of awards on your local nightly news, they are just cock teases.

[criptik28]

Don't buy into all the frauds out there...

[Patrick G]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will enlarge your penis, other than surgery - not pumps, not pills, nothing. It's all bullsh*t.

[Dave99]

Tie a cinder block around your penis, and drag it around for a few weeks. You penis will get longer.

Dave

[criptik28]

By the way, just in general (and this applies to so-called "breast enlargement pills" as well)...it's usually not a good idea to take an unknown, non-FDA-approved supplement whose sole goal is to INDUCE growth in a body part that has naturally stopped growing. Generally not a good idea, for obvious reasons.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by Patrick G
Nothing, and I mean nothing, will enlarge your penis, other than surgery - not pumps, not pills, nothing. It's all bullsh*t. Not true. Hot girls seem to do the trick.

Or
<img src="http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=0334149@/media/pg2/2002/0206/photo/i_brimley_sq.jpg"> if you happen to be grunter

[kar10]

Originally posted by FamilyGuyFZ
I'd like to hear about people who have tried these penis enlargement pills.

Has anyone really tried the actual pills?????????????????????????

Everyone keeps saying that they don't work but it seems that nobody has tried them in this forum.

In fact everyone doesn't know if they work..................

This is turning like the weight loss pills. Lots of people say that the pills doesn't work but there are some that do work.

This could be the same issue with the penis enlargement pills. There could be a brand that really does work but the trick is to know which one is the one.

I wouldn't mind searching around and buy a bottle and see what happens.

[rfduncan]

Originally posted by kar10
There could be a brand that really does work but the trick is to know which one is the one.
I have some to sell you (scratching ASPRIN off some white tablets), only $50 for 20!

The last guy I sold them to on this board no longer logs on because he got so SO HUGE that he just has no spare time to be here - chicks are always begging him for his pole.

Yeah - somewhere out there is a pill that works and its a CIA conspiracy to keep that product under wraps. :rolleyes:

I guess there really is one born every minute.. or two or three.

[foxdvd]

There is a way to make your penis larger, and that is to loose weight...of course you have to be overweight a bit for this to work at all, but if you are like me, loosing a lot of weight makes a HUGE difference. My wife and I started to notice it after about 25 pounds, and then we started to measure my penis. From that point on after loosing about 90 pounds I gained about 1.75 inches, and a good amount of thickness. (not sure how much I gained from those first 25 pounds, because we had not measured before, but overall I might have gained almost 2 inches ) I am told that some of it is caused by better blood-flow as you loose weight, and the rest of the gain comes from the reduction of the fat around your groin which can surround the base of the penis eating up precious inches.

I am also told it works better for growers then showers....anyway, another reason to loose weight!!

[criptik28]

Again...magic pills to somehow make induce growth in one particular part of your body? Not FDA-approved, but supposedly (self-proclaimed to be) "safe"? Please. -rolleyes-

[Nick Danger]

It's like that X-Files episode. A guy used one of his wishes for a bigger penis. Since the genie was a baitch, his new penis was so large that the errection took the blood from his head and he passed out.

The hospital had to take apart the door to get him in.

Snake oil salesmen are preying on your insecurities to get your money. If you have a nice-sized penis and want to give the ladies a bigger thrill, maybe you should learn technique.

[Nick Danger]

Back to the mockery.

I have a pill which is guaranteed to make you smarter. One month's supply for three easy payments of $25, or one for $70. You're getting $5 free! After three or four months, I guarantee you'll be smarter. If you don't get any smarter, I will refund your money in full. It is 100% safe. It is all natural (like poison hemlock). I'm wearing a white lab coat: how could I be lying to you? Send money NOW!

Wanting a refund qualifies as having gotten smarter.

[FamilyGuyFZ]

back to the question, has anybody tried any of them?

[jw2299]

Originally posted by FamilyGuyFZ
back to the question, has anybody tried any of them?

If you still have to ask after all that, why not just buy them and find out for yourself?

My guess is that you don't think they'd work either, or you wouldn't be asking.

[soxrule]

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[Demontooth]

HEY, where did you get that picture of my penis!!!!!!!

[Five Cent Deposit]

Originally posted by FamilyGuyFZ
i wouldn't mind being porn-sized, who wouldn't?

Most of the dudes in porn look pretty normal to me. Yeah, many of them are at the large end of the "normal" range, but not weirdly so. If you're talking about the guys with Monster Cocks (like 8 inches, or even 9), well, I personally don't want one like that. And don't try to tell me that there are guys out there much bigger than 9", I know that there are but they are VERY rare. When you see one that looks like "Holy cow, that thing must be a foot long!", it really isn't even close.

Anyway, I've always been happy being somewhere in the average. The rest of my body is slightly big (over 6 feet, over 200 pounds), so to stay in proportion I want my dick to be slightly big, but not LARGE. I'm happy to have what I have, what do I need a freakish appendage for? I'm always amazed by dudes who say "My dick is fine, really, but I'd be happier with something a little more grotesque." :lol: I've never gotten a single complaint, and with most women if I bury it I can feel my dick pushing their cervix and stretching their vagina. Frankly, all I care about it not being *small*. I wouldn't want my woman to get used to being busted open by my cock all the time... it would take emphasis away from everything else.

Good luck. :)