View Full Version : "hands on" experience with fake boobies ???
caipirina
04-15-2003, 05:08 AM
I am curious .. I am pretty sure that I have never encountered fake boobies ... i prefer smaller ones anyway ... but has anyone here any experience to share ?
do they feel much different ? do they make squiky sounds :) ? are there scars visible ???
for the ladies here who may have that (or know a good friend) ... how different does it feel for the girls ?
PerpleNerple
04-15-2003, 06:38 AM
Well, I'm not a fan. They feel too hard. Breasts are supposed to feel soft and supple. I've only felt one pair and they were hard as can be. Didn't feel anything like breasts.
bigsoos
04-15-2003, 07:38 AM
all the time at the titty bar. not hard as a rock, but pretty firm. I'm paranoid about squeezing them.
caipirina
04-15-2003, 03:49 PM
what's a titty bar .. and where can i find one ?? :)
Geofferson
04-15-2003, 04:48 PM
I too do not like them. Too hard and unnatural.
Sessa17
04-15-2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by caipirina
what's a titty bar .. and where can i find one ?? :)
I know what a titty bar is, but where on earth can I find one where they let you squeeze the girls boobies. That is pretty much illegal.
Anyway I've been with several girls w/ fake boobs. I went through a period where I had a thing for stippers. And I am now repulsed by implants & I would NEVER sleep w/ a girl w/ implants. I just don't find them attractive.
I'm not quite sure what people mean here that they are hard? Firmer yes, but definitely NOT hard. 2 of the girls they did feel very different. For lack of a better term, they felt. .. well. . . fake. Not as mushy. No squeeky sounds. Now the one girl I was with, that was very open about them said she had them for almost 2 years, & they were quite soft & I was rough with her, so no need to worry about squeezing/ bitting them. The other girls the boobs were just unaturally perky, but there has never been a problem biting them. They are boobs, not fine china, even implants can be roughed up & the girls that have them love it when you go to town on there boobs. However the last girl I was with that had them, had pretty severe scars undernearth them, I wish I had the lights off & never saw them. I just slept with her, so I could care less about asking about them. But after that I have been turned off by implants no matter how good they look. Those were my younger days anyway (although I'm only 24), & I have a girlfriend now.
Mopower
04-15-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Sessa17
[B]I know what a titty bar is, but where on earth can I find one where they let you squeeze the girls boobies. That is pretty much illegal.
Illegal? Ha, you just go to the wrong ones. Don't go the high class places were they charge you to breath the air.
bluntman72
04-17-2003, 06:48 PM
Take a trip to Houston and check out either the Colorado or Treasures, full contact is pretty much the norm in any Houston club.
As far as fake tits go I have had some experience with good ones where I could not tell they were fake until the girl told me and I have had experiece with some that were very hard and fake looking so I guess it depends on where they got them and how good the doctor was.
jw2299
04-17-2003, 07:06 PM
I've felt fake ones. Yeah, you can tell they're not real. But I don't mind.
Red Dog
04-18-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Sessa17
I know what a titty bar is, but where on earth can I find one where they let you squeeze the girls boobies. That is pretty much illegal.
Tampa, Memphis, and Vegas - clubs in these cities are a lot more liberal.
Obviously, there are good fake jobs and bad ones. It just depends. The better ones are awesome - money well spent.
JimRochester
04-19-2003, 11:33 AM
I had a few from strippers and Deborah Shelton rubbed her big phoney knockers on my shoulder (long story), they pretty much suck. Except in very rare occasions of zero cleavage or a mastectamy would I thinka woman is better off. They feel way to hard. The surgery can also damage sensation for the woman.
Patman
04-19-2003, 04:26 PM
Warm, fleshy water balloons. That's what they feel like.
Mongo
04-19-2003, 08:25 PM
Tampa, Memphis, and Vegas
I've been to Tampa and Vegas, but never made it to a strip club at either place.
Memphis though... wow, it was a whole new experience. I think my friends here in Maine still doubt me whenever I mention Memphis clubs... :)
cidmo
04-21-2003, 01:56 PM
Flashdancers in NYC ... get Lu (or LuLu), a brazilian bombshell who let me finger her and suck on her boobies during a lapdance. Well worth the $20
ChiTownAbs, Inc
04-21-2003, 02:20 PM
I too have heard about the Memphis clubs.
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