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Buford T Pusser
04-19-2003, 10:47 PM
I've never named my equipment, but I'm guessing many here have.

So what is it? Oscar, the General, Dick, Rambo, Biggus Dickus, Shaft, Spanky, the Little Tramp?

Copenhagen
04-19-2003, 11:09 PM
twikoff

McHawkson
04-19-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Copenhagen
twikoff

:eek:

Nice to meet you!

*McHawkson back away slowly.

joltaddict
04-19-2003, 11:37 PM
Hes The Admiral.

Gallant Pig
04-19-2003, 11:55 PM
You named your Johnson after David Robinson? :eek: Or is Admiral short for 'Lil Admiral? :D

McHawkson
04-20-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Gallant Pig
Or is Admiral short for 'Lil Admiral? :D

:lol:

JoeyOhhhh
04-20-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Gallant Pig
You named your Johnson after David Robinson? :eek: Or is Admiral short for 'Lil Admiral? :D Or this gentleman: http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg

Da Thrilla
04-20-2003, 12:44 AM
Spike

boston george
04-20-2003, 09:30 AM
Steve

achau9598
04-20-2003, 10:56 AM
Stanley ... like the power drill .... oh!

speedy1961
04-20-2003, 12:02 PM
Firehose

joltaddict
04-20-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by speedy1961
Firehose

You are the master of the single entendre.

Saxofonix
04-20-2003, 06:13 PM
Mr. Happy

(ref: from a Robin Williams comedy routine)

Johnny Zhivago
04-20-2003, 07:54 PM
Suck it.

Himerus
04-20-2003, 07:58 PM
The Lord.

(I'm told I'm always trying to cram it down her throat.)

Face/Off
04-20-2003, 09:13 PM
My girlfriend joked that she nicknamed her breasts Thelma and Louise, and now she's never gonna live that down.

joltaddict
04-20-2003, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Himerus
The Lord.

(I'm told I'm always trying to cram it down her throat.)

Thats a good one. :lol::up:

Charlie Goose
04-20-2003, 09:46 PM
The Chuck Wagon


http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/goose.jpg Honk!

edytwinky
04-21-2003, 03:43 AM
Deion

"It's Prime Time!"

PerpleNerple
04-21-2003, 06:50 AM
I used to call it Mr. Happy

I had one Girlfriend call it: T.P. which meant Telephone Pole
Another called it: Mr. Fatty
My present girlfriend calls it: Mr. Juicy

I call hers Lucy, and I named her ass this weekend it's name is Daffy, cause she pooted and it sounded like a Duck.

Sessa17
04-21-2003, 11:10 AM
Rutger Hauer

Charlie Goose
04-21-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by PerpleNerple
I used to call it Mr. Happy

I had one Girlfriend call it: T.P. which meant Telephone Pole
Another called it: Mr. Fatty
My present girlfriend calls it: Mr. Juicy

I call hers Lucy, and I named her ass this weekend it's name is Daffy, cause she pooted and it sounded like a Duck.
Nerp, your post went one line too long.

http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/goose.jpg Honk!

Skank
04-22-2003, 09:43 AM
Mr. Magoo

PerpleNerple
04-22-2003, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Charlie Goose
Nerp, your post went one line too long.

http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/goose.jpg Honk!

Guess I should've called it Goose.

speedy1961
04-22-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by joltaddict
You are the master of the single entendre.

Thanks!

joltaddict
04-22-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by speedy1961
Thanks!

I take it back. Since you posted theres been some fierce competition. :lol::up: