Men... are BJs really "all that"???

[goofee girl]

I mean by the way guys talk it's everything man has ever lived for. So explain this BJ phenomenon... I'd like to know.

[Bandoman]

Uh-oh.


Sorry, Cranky.

[Bushdog]

It combines men's two favorite things.
1) Having sex
2) Doing nothing

[Phil L.]

Well put it this way..I've never had a bad one.

So in other words, the worst one I've had was still great.
The best one!?! Indescribable! :D

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Bushdog
It combines men's two favorite things.
1) Having sex
2) Doing nothing

:D:up:

[kenny79]

Is cunnilingus really "all that"???

(Not to get too personal or nothin', but, you asked first! :p )

[Phil L.]

Heh heh. Four replies in five mins.

[speedy1961]

When it's done properly and with enthusiasm, it is incredible. When the girl is not into it, it's kinda on the boring side (at least for me).

Fortunately I've got a "friend" who's really into it and who seems to enjoy performing the act.

I'm usually kinda weak-kneed for about 10 minutes after the pleasure session. I had a girlfriend who had no interest in BJ's whatsoever and it kinda wore on me after a time. Constant 1-way pleasuring of your female partner became rather boring after awhile.

I get more excited when I know that there is considerable interest on the part of my partner. Makes me strive to have her screaming and moaning within due course.

[Josh-da-man]

All that...

...and more.

[crankyman]

have you not seen the look on my face?!??

[WillieTheShakes]

I'm gonna buck the trend and say 'tis better to give than to receive.
BJ's? Take it or leave it.
Dining at the Y? Can't get enough.

Sorry guys - I'll be turning in my membership card on my way to the 'lesbian trapped in a man's body' table.

[kenny79]

Originally posted by crankyman
have you not seen the look on my face?!??
Of course she has. That's why she prefers BJs to kissing.

[Jack Straw]

To the original poster, let me go on record that there is no way in hell that the feeling of a mouth and tongue beats the feeling of a vagina. That's just one man's opinion.

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Jack Straw
To the original poster, let me go on record that there is no way in hell that the feeling of a mouth and tongue beats the feeling of a vagina. That's just one man's opinion.

Well, I think I might disagree with that. I've had a lot of BJ's that felt better than sex. In the "hands" of a skilled technician, a mouth and tongue can do things that a vagina will never be able to do.

There are other things that make sex great, but the best BJ I've gotten is better than the best sex I've had.

[apeoples]

I've never felt tingly after sex, but I usually do after BJ's. I'm just happy to have variety. :)

[veloce]

I think BJ's and all those places, like Sam's Club, Costco, and so forth can be great -- if you're shopping for bulk quantities. Good for families and such, you know.

[jw2299]

Hooray for BJ's!!!

It's the next best thing to.....well, nothing.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Phil L.
Well put it this way..I've never had a bad one.

So in other words, the worst one I've had was still great.
The best one!?! Indescribable! :D

Sadly I have had a bad one. Once. The woman used her teeth too much and thought heavy suction was a good thing. I made her stop since I was getting raw and red. Felt like I was in a scene from "Last House on the Left".

[Jepthah]

Oh my, yes. Some of my most intense sexual experiences involved the 'talking end' of a female. :D

[smokedragon]

Never had a BJ, so i can't comment on how "all that," it is.

I can say that I wholeheartily agree with WillieTheShakes.

Dining at the Y is actually an intense sexual experience for me.

S'funny now that I think about it.

My wife enjoys having her ***** licked, but, doesn't give head.

Hopefully there is reincarnation and my next life will be BJ Heaven

But, knowing my luck, I'll probably come back as a eunuch

[Real Estate Guy]

BJ's are a beautiful thing - again, with a skilled technician, it can be the most unbelievable thing EVER. Now, I've had bad ones, which aren't all that bad, just boring, as someone else said here. It really does depend on the attitude of the giver(or sucker).

[Kaffe_02]

Originally posted by smokedragon
My wife enjoys having her ***** licked, but, doesn't give head.


Well this is totally unaceptable. If im willing to go down on her she should be willing to do the same. Im not saying that it should be a one for one thing but she should atleast be willing to do it.

[johnglass]

I don't think so. They kinda make my jaw hurt.

[icondude]

Originally posted by goofee girl
I mean by the way guys talk it's everything man has ever lived for. So explain this BJ phenomenon... I'd like to know.

I don't particularly like BJ's. Now if I had an expert give me one I might like it but I still doubt that it's nearly as good as the alternatives.

However, I suspect that people like Grunter really love them.

[Saxofonix]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
I'm gonna buck the trend and say 'tis better to give than to receive.
BJ's? Take it or leave it.
Dining at the Y? Can't get enough.

Same for me.
If I had to choose between giving or receiving oral sex .. it's no contest .. I prefer giving cunnilingus.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by icondude
I don't particularly like BJ's. Now if I had an expert give me one I might like it but I still doubt that it's nearly as good as the alternatives.

However, I suspect that people like Grunter really love them. So if an expert like grunter sucked you off, you would enjoy it?

[filmerp]

I'm not really into BJs myself mainly because I'm not comfortable with the thought of one-way stimulation, in addition to not finding them to be 'all that'. In fact, I have rarely reached climax while recieving- I just feel like I'm waiting to get it on... My last GF was extremely enthusiastic about going down on me too. Part of what turns me on is seeing a woman squirm with pleasure... so I have no problem giving head.

[Deftones]

I like them. It's good for when you don't want to go through the motions of sex, but you still want to jizz on your partners face. :lol:

[Dr. DVD]

BJs are best when you refrain from sexual activity for a while, that way you can give the woman a Peter North facial.

[G-Rex]

Originally posted by Deftones
I like them. It's good for when you don't want to go through the motions of sex, but you still want to jizz on your partners face.
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard!
;)

[grunter]

Originally posted by Bushdog
So if an expert like grunter sucked you off, you would enjoy it?

So I'm an "expert" at the oral pleasure, eh?

While I won't deny a proficiency and affinity for the act, I'm much more of an "intercourse" man - if you know what I mean.

Oral is just foreplay.

;)

pics can be supplied upon request.

[Buttmunker]

I enjoy BJ's as well as anyone, but I don't want that to be the whole experience - I want a BJ supplied as foreplay, sure, but I also want the intimacy of kissing, nipple-play, and intercourse.

[PerpleNerple]

I don't know about "all-that", I do love them, I actually love it better, after the BJ, and she still keeps sucking, makes me climb the walls.

I get a greater pleasure going down on my woman. I get-off on that mentally, way more than vice-versa. I have an affinity for lovin' on my lady with my mouth, and she does too.

[goofee girl]

I worked with a guy whose friend got a BJ from a girl who swallowed, then promptly threw up all over him. Now that probably wasn't the best example of a great BJ.

[Bushdog]

You yacked on CRANKY?!?

Poor bastard.-ohbfrank-

[goofee girl]

No! I swear it wasn't me!! Nooooooooo!!! :blush:

[JaxComet]

Originally posted by Bushdog
It combines men's two favorite things.
1) Having sex
2) Doing nothing


Sums it up perfectly..... :D

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by smokedragon
Never had a BJ

And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by joltaddict
And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.

:thumbsup:

-ohbfrank-

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by smokedragon

My wife enjoys having her ***** licked, but, doesn't give head.

Hopefully there is reincarnation and my next life will be BJ Heaven



Sad, so sad. Next time you take her to Hot Dog Heaven tell her you'd like to her to sample your chili dog with toppings of her choice.

Or tell her you'll have to go to the Vermilion rest stop to get one from someone.

[gkar]

We've all heard of "69"
I prefer "68"-I'll owe her one.
Of course that works both ways.
I prefer to be the one "going down"

[tommyp007]

there is nothing better....silly question

[Charlie Goose]

[tonytiger]They're GRRRREAAAAT![tonytiger]

You get the sensation of sexual intercourse, without having to do any work. Just lean back and be attended to.

http://charliegoose.homestead.com/files/goose.jpg Honk!

[damn_skippy]

Yes they are.


The best one's are by girls who love nothing more than sucking a dick.

The bad one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min to see if that's enough.


p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

[smokedragon]

Originally posted by joltaddict
And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.


Well ,it could be worse.

At least we have sex.

Well, once every three months or so.

To tell you the truth, my sex life sucks (pardon the pun).

Not much I can do about it, though.

I love the woman.

Though , I did find out that if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it feels like somebody else :D

[criptik28]

They're just one of many things you can do, sexually speaking...but they sure are great. :) :up:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by smokedragon
Well ,it could be worse.

At least we have sex.

Well, once every three months or so.

To tell you the truth, my sex life sucks (pardon the pun).

Not much I can do about it, though.

I love the woman.

Though , I did find out that if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it feels like somebody else :D

remind me to never get married. -ohbfrank- :p

how long have you been in blissful wedlock?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by damn_skippy
Yes they are.


The best one's are by girls who love nothing more than sucking a dick.

The bad one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min to see if that's enough.


p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

:thumbsup:

Or good one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min and looks like she's enjoying it. Too.

[victant]

Originally posted by damn_skippy
p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

At the local dent school, there's a story of a woman who showed up asking for all her front teeth to be pulled out. When asked why, she said it was for her husband.... Now that's what I call commitment!

btw, the school refused, of course.

[BigDaddy]

Yes.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by smokedragon
Well ,it could be worse.

At least we have sex.

Well, once every three months or so.

You have no idea what that sounds like to somebody who has spent his entire adult life attempting to inflict every possible sensation on his body.

Life without the possiblity of a BJ. Just gimme the hot shot.

[Face/Off]

My ex-roomie (who's a girl) told me that men give the best blowjobs because they know exactly what they would want in one. Any bi guys here able to verify that?

Of course, I've also heard stories of guys who would get sucked off by young calves because they have no teeth and only know the "sucking" action.

I also heard a rumor that Larry Flynt once upon a time would have sex with a chicken and cut its head off to increase the sensation because of all the twitching and muscle contracting. There are a lot of nuts in this country.

[eXcentris]

BJ + finger in ass just as you are about to come = Heaven

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Face/Off
My ex-roomie (who's a girl) told me that men give the best blowjobs because they know exactly what they would want in one. Any bi guys here able to verify that?



That rumor is always floating around. Probably planted by gay men looking for married men not getting any. (no offense smokedragon-but I hear that Vermilion rest stop...)

[smokedragon]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
That rumor is always floating around. Probably planted by gay men looking for married men not getting any. (no offense smokedragon-but I hear that Vermilion rest stop...)


Man, you keep going on about that Vermillion rest stop.

Just how many times have you been there? ;)

Anyway, just so everybody knows.

My wife has had cancer(six years ago. Her recent mammogram found a small cyst. We are obviously worried) With the surgery, and chemo, and radiation, and anti-depressant medications, her "drive" has been in neutral. And, it's been very difficult to put it back to drive.

She just isn't in the mood.

Anyway, I will not cheat on her. I do get very frustrated at times, but, as soon as I jerk off, the feelings of gettin' some somewhere else disappears.

That's how I control myself.

Though, I must admit, if a woman came up to me and asked me to **** her, I'm not sure that I could say no.

Not that it would ever happen. I don't go out to bars, or clubs. Like it says in my profile "hermit." I have no family over here in the US, and I have no friends. I only have my wife, who I would lose if I ever cheated on her.

Not going to chance that.

[grunter]

Originally posted by Face/Off
My ex-roomie (who's a girl) told me that men give the best blowjobs because they know exactly what they would want in one. Any bi guys here able to verify that?


It's not a rumor. It's not an urban legend.

It's fact.

[einTier]

I would imagine that gay men give better blow jobs. The hardest thing to explain to a woman is exactly how to give a blow job.

Hint, it's not about how long you do it, or the fancy things you do with your tongue. Watch a guy whack off sometime. We don't play around, we just go for it. And once you start going, you don't **** around, you don't pace yourself, you just go. Women could get a blow job over in about two minutes if they understood exactly what their job was.

The best blow jobs are given by the women who are quite literally machines ... and keep on after the final act, that's really the thing that seperates the good from the 'life altering'.

I'm going to spell it out one more time for the ladies in this forum. Go down on that cock like you really want it. Like you can't get enough. Don't lick it like an ice cream cone, don't speed up and slow down, when I say "oh yeah, that's it", keep that tempo like a freakin' metronome. Also, that tempo tends to be a lot closer to allegro than adagio. This is where most women drop the ball. They get so caught up in the fact that maybe you aren't going to come, or that they are going to be doing that all night that they change tempo or ask questions. Don't ask me questions, don't talk to me, and for God's sake don't stop. Every time you say "are you almost there yet?", I start back at zero. Use your hand on the shaft if you want, but make sure there's plenty of lubrication. When I come, ram that cock in the back of your mouth, that way my load goes right down, and you don't have to taste a damn thing (not that it's as bad as you make it out to be). Don't spit it out, that totally breaks my mood, and besides, it's already in your mouth, it's not like spitting it out is going to spare you the taste. Swallow it down, and keep sucking like you can't get enough. Start to finish, this shouldn't take you more than a minute if you're good and your man knows he can come, and if it takes more than three, you're doing something wrong -- reread this paragraph.

Oh, and don't give me a hand job. I've got 29 years on the job, what makes you think you could possibly do that better than I can?

[MJKTool]

:lol: @ einTier's post!

[Johnny Zhivago]

What einTier said... :lol:

[eXcentris]

Editor's Note: einTier's "2 min blowjob with music from Rimsky-Korsakov's Flight of The Bumblebee " method is best suited for instances where you only have 5 min. until your wife gets home. :)

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by einTier
I would imagine that gay men give better blow jobs. The hardest thing to explain to a woman is exactly how to give a blow job.

Hint, it's not about how long you do it, or the fancy things you do with your tongue. Watch a guy whack off sometime. We don't play around, we just go for it. And once you start going, you don't **** around, you don't pace yourself, you just go. Women could get a blow job over in about two minutes if they understood exactly what their job was.

The best blow jobs are given by the women who are quite literally machines ... and keep on after the final act, that's really the thing that seperates the good from the 'life altering'.

I'm going to spell it out one more time for the ladies in this forum. Go down on that cock like you really want it. Like you can't get enough. Don't lick it like an ice cream cone, don't speed up and slow down, when I say "oh yeah, that's it", keep that tempo like a freakin' metronome. Also, that tempo tends to be a lot closer to allegro than adagio. This is where most women drop the ball. They get so caught up in the fact that maybe you aren't going to come, or that they are going to be doing that all night that they change tempo or ask questions. Don't ask me questions, don't talk to me, and for God's sake don't stop. Every time you say "are you almost there yet?", I start back at zero. Use your hand on the shaft if you want, but make sure there's plenty of lubrication. When I come, ram that cock in the back of your mouth, that way my load goes right down, and you don't have to taste a damn thing (not that it's as bad as you make it out to be). Don't spit it out, that totally breaks my mood, and besides, it's already in your mouth, it's not like spitting it out is going to spare you the taste. Swallow it down, and keep sucking like you can't get enough. Start to finish, this shouldn't take you more than a minute if you're good and your man knows he can come, and if it takes more than three, you're doing something wrong -- reread this paragraph.

Oh, and don't give me a hand job. I've got 29 years on the job, what makes you think you could possibly do that better than I can? :lol:

Can we get that post put in the archives?

[MJKTool]

I especially like this line:

Oh, and don't give me a hand job. I've got 29 years on the job, what makes you think you could possibly do that better than I can?
:lol:

[ViewAskewbian]

Originally posted by eXcentris
Editor's Note: einTier's "2 min blowjob with music from Rimsky-Korsakov's Flight of The Bumblebee " method is best suited for instances where you only have 5 min. until your wife gets home. :)

You have forever scard me. I shall now always hear this piece in the background of my mind each time the zipper unzips and the shaft bobbing begins a new.

Damn you! Damn you my fellow Canadian all to hell, eh!

:p

[victant]

:up:

:lol:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by smokedragon
Man, you keep going on about that Vermillion rest stop.

Just how many times have you been there? ;)

Anyway, just so everybody knows.

My wife has had cancer(six years ago. Her recent mammogram found a small cyst. We are obviously worried) With the surgery, and chemo, and radiation, and anti-depressant medications, her "drive" has been in neutral. And, it's been very difficult to put it back to drive.

She just isn't in the mood.

Anyway, I will not cheat on her. I do get very frustrated at times, but, as soon as I jerk off, the feelings of gettin' some somewhere else disappears.

That's how I control myself.

Though, I must admit, if a woman came up to me and asked me to **** her, I'm not sure that I could say no.

Not that it would ever happen. I don't go out to bars, or clubs. Like it says in my profile "hermit." I have no family over here in the US, and I have no friends. I only have my wife, who I would lose if I ever cheated on her.

Not going to chance that.

I've only heard jokes about it and never partaken in any activity.

Good luck with your wife's health. Glad to hear you're not cheating on her. We had a neighbor that started cheating on his wife during her trial with terminal cancer and he divorced her a short time later. Sadly she did not survive her ordeal.

I guess you didn't grow weren't born and bread in LOW-RAIN county. What country are you from?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by einTier
don't speed up and slow down, when I say "oh yeah, that's it", keep that tempo like a freakin' metronome. for God's sake don't stop. Every time you say "are you almost there yet?", I start back at zero.

sounds like what a woman would say about the clit lick or rub.

[Hannibal]

Lets take a look at the x-ray shall we:
http://www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm%20and%20Birdsey/Miscellaneous/_derived/SteakandBJDay2002.htm_txt_radiologist_bj.gif


Did you celebrate Steak and BJ day this past March 20th? The two best things a man could hope for. Sport radio here even gave out t-shirts..I got mine and then some.

[krkuhl]

okay, i am probably gonna regret this but....

you guys seriously want a super duper fast blow job over in 2 minutes???? wow, was i ever misinformed! i was told/always assumed that it was better to start at zero and slowly work up to about a 8 or 9 and then go fast for like the last 2 minutes or so. and i have had several instances where the person on the receiving end has thoroughly enjoyed me teasing them by going slow and backing off when the time came (no pun, okay, small pun intended) but then finishing with gutso the next time he approached 10. so seriously, help a female out (and any future guy i go down on) and let me know--which is better--a longer, slower, teasing BJ that finishes well OR a quick, hard, to the point fast one? :hscratch:

[joltaddict]

krkuhl, every guys different in the specifics. The key thing to take out of that post is Enthusiasm Matters.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by krkuhl
okay, i am probably gonna regret this but....

you guys seriously want a super duper fast blow job over in 2 minutes???? wow, was i ever misinformed! i was told/always assumed that it was better to start at zero and slowly work up to about a 8 or 9 and then go fast for like the last 2 minutes or so. and i have had several instances where the person on the receiving end has thoroughly enjoyed me teasing them by going slow and backing off when the time came (no pun, okay, small pun intended) but then finishing with gutso the next time he approached 10. so seriously, help a female out (and any future guy i go down on) and let me know--which is better--a longer, slower, teasing BJ that finishes well OR a quick, hard, to the point fast one? :hscratch:

it depends on the guy, but i prefer to relax and enjoy it. of course, i'll take whatever i can get.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by krkuhl
--which is better--a longer, slower, teasing BJ that finishes well OR a quick, hard, to the point fast one? :hscratch:

I'd prefer the longer one.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
it depends on the guy, but i prefer to relax and enjoy it. of course, i'll take whatever i can get.

You gotten BJ's before? I was thinking you were innocent. Hmmm.

[monkeyboy]

There's a big difference between teasing and a girl that's switching tempos and can't read what's going on. Nothing's worse than when a girl gets it right and is going at a good rhythm, then stops to ask if it's feeling good, or totally switches to somethign different. It's impossible to tell what a guys going to like, just as it's impossible to know how a woman is going to like it. Personally, I don't want a girl hopping on and jackhammering, trying to finish in a minute. This isn't a race. I enjoy a gradual build up and a little teasing. As a general rule of thumb, when you get someone squirming or moaning, don't take that as an opportunity to try something else, keep doing what you're doing.

I just did some more research on this topic this morning and I still prefer a great blowjob over great sex.

[criptik28]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
You gotten BJ's before? I was thinking you were innocent. Hmmm.

rotfl

Poor dpham00. :)

[eXcentris]

Originally posted by krkuhl
okay, i am probably gonna regret this but....

you guys seriously want a super duper fast blow job over in 2 minutes????

Nope, like I said above, that method is fine if you only have 5 min until your wife gets home and you don't want to get caught. :)

So what was described was not a "skilled technician" but a vacuum cleaner, i.e. you'd get the same fast result by sticking your dick in one. Now this hardly takes any skill at all. A true skilled technician on the other hand can keep your attention (so to speak) for an hour or more, by varying techniques and tempo and when you finally come you'll be so "gone", almost to the point of passing out, that you won't give a damn if you come in her face, in her mouth, or if she swallows or not because you won't even notice. Now that takes skill. :)

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
it depends on the guy, but i prefer to relax and enjoy it. of course, i'll take whatever i can get.

I just reread your actual quote and am shocked. :eek: Guy huh? I didn't know you swung that way. -eek-

[einTier]

Originally posted by krkuhl
okay, i am probably gonna regret this but....

you guys seriously want a super duper fast blow job over in 2 minutes???? wow, was i ever misinformed! i was told/always assumed that it was better to start at zero and slowly work up to about a 8 or 9 and then go fast for like the last 2 minutes or so. and i have had several instances where the person on the receiving end has thoroughly enjoyed me teasing them by going slow and backing off when the time came (no pun, okay, small pun intended) but then finishing with gutso the next time he approached 10. so seriously, help a female out (and any future guy i go down on) and let me know--which is better--a longer, slower, teasing BJ that finishes well OR a quick, hard, to the point fast one? :hscratch:

Well.... it all depends. Sure, if a girl's into it, a nice long blowjob is really nice. Really, really, really nice. But good luck finding that girl. Oh they exist, and you might be one, but wow, are they few and far between. Maybe I dated the wrong women, but of the many women I dated in my single life, I could count the ones who actually liked to give blow jobs on one hand. There were a many others who would do it, and a few were good at it, but you could tell there was always something they'd rather be doing.

From what I hear from my friends that are girls, the number one complaint about giving blowjobs is that it simply takes too long. And that's when I say, "You're not doing it right." Immediately, they all want to know the trick. The trick is, there is no trick. Like I said before, if time is your concern, you can get the job over and done with in two or three minutes. Now, ideally, I'd like it to last a little longer than that. But, I'd far prefer that blow job to the one where the girl is doing all these little "tricks" that don't work for me (at all), not getting into it, changing the tempo all the time, getting tired because it's taking too long, complaining, or not realizing that if she wants to make me come, the tempo is allegro fortissimo.

That little spiel is for the women who don't like giving blow jobs, or who have various complaints. It gets the job over and done with a minimum of fuss, and will make just about any guy pretty damn happy. Are there better blow jobs? Sure. But you'll be in the top 10% with those instructions alone.

And I do stand by what I said about hand jobs. Those just piss me off. I want to just say "you know I can do that better myself, right?"

[Scorpio]

Originally posted by damn_skippy
p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

How wrong you are! As stated, in the hands of a skilled technician, teeth can be verrrrry good.

[Sockmonkey]

Originally posted by einTier
And I do stand by what I said about hand jobs. Those just piss me off. I want to just say "you know I can do that better myself, right?"

:lol: :thumbsup:

[uli2000]

My wife enjoys having her ***** licked, but, doesn't give head

same here. to be honest, never been much of a bj guy myself. never been able to get off on one.

[PerpleNerple]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
sounds like what a woman would say about the clit lick or rub.


Not in my experiences, the women I've been with prefer variety. And the more variety the more intense the feeling. And I'll have to disagree with eXcentris on the BJ. Make it last as long as you like, as a matter of fact, bring me as close as you can to orgasm, and then stop, do this as many times as humanly possible, and then make me come. I prefer the longest possible route to coming there is. If I can go for hours, I'm going to use up everyone of those hours.

And that goes the same on the opposite end, if she'll let me stay down on her for hours, that's what I'm going to do.

I went to Florida for the past few days, took my son. When I got back my woman basically raped me. But she did let me eat her p*$$y for at least 45 min. She loved it, and I couldn't have been happier. She probably stayed down on me for 30, and she loves doing that as much as I do. Although I'd rather be between her legs. For me, torture me as long as possible.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by PerpleNerple
Not in my experiences, the women I've been with prefer variety. And the more variety the more intense the feeling.

I tend to hear that when they are ready to burst they want a constant motion-not talking about the beginning stages so much as the end.

[BlackBeauty92]

:lol:

best topic ever

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I just reread your actual quote and am shocked. :eek: Guy huh? I didn't know you swung that way. -eek-

doh! freudian slip :o

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
doh! freudian slip :o

Freudian slip
n.

A verbal mistake that reveals an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.

-eek--other--eek-

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Freudian slip
n.

A verbal mistake that reveals an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.

-eek--other--eek-

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