Smurf's Gone Wild!

[Mopower]

http://www.iconsofindustry.org/Strife/

[Bushdog]

I want those two minutes of my life back.

[immortal_zeus]

Pretty funny....especially Bill Cosby's cameo.

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[Mopower]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I want those two minutes of my life back.

Well your not gonna get em! ;)

[McHawkson]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I want those two minutes of my life back.

Thank you for saving my 2 minutes! :D

[Lateralus]

Gad! that was great! Towlie, Strong Bad, papa smurf. That was one of the best flash cartoons I have seen in a long time.

:up: Go ahead and waste two minutes it's worth it.

[achau9598]

Damn funny..

[joshd2012]

OLD OLD FLASH! It was on Stile months ago.

[joltaddict]

-rolleyes- Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Bushdog]

:lol:

Damn, you must love that movie. Though given I know that quote. . .

[joltaddict]

Oh dont make me bust out the Duran Duran!

[Josh-da-man]

Lame. The only remotely funny thing was Brainy Smurf rimming Papa Smurf.

And even then...

[Da Thrilla]

At least Towlie was in it :lol::up:

[Snowmaker]

I like the Strong Bad cameo.

[alarican]

Originally posted by Snowmaker
I like the Strong Bad cameo.

This was the best cameo for sure!

How is it that all these people here know who StrongBad is?

[victant]

Wow. Er... :whofart:

[spankasmurf]

Originally posted by joltaddict
-rolleyes- Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

But they are sooo much fun to SPANK!

[Michael Corvin]

Why are smurfs blue?

Answer (http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Politics/Smurfs.shtml)

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by alarican
How is it that all these people here know who StrongBad is? We're a hip crowd. In a dorky Intenet forum kind of way.

[joltaddict]

Smurfs = dirty commies


Think about it.

All of the Smurfs dress exactly alike. The Communist Manifesto calls for a classless society. A society where all means of production are controlled by the people where no one select group can control the jobs and the money thereby controlling the workers. In the Soviet Union Stalin instigated a series of five year plans these plans consolidated small peasant farms into large collective farms owned by the government. The Smurfs all wore the same uniform, white hats, white pants, white shoes. Every Smurf is alike in every way. Thus succeeding in one of the goals set forth in the preamble of the Soviet Unions Constitution.

Take note of the principle characters in the television shows; Papa, Hefty, Handy, Brainy, Vanity, Poet. Papa Smurf is the only one who stands out of the group. His red clothing and facial hair separate him from the clean shaven, white clad citizens of Smurf Village. It is quite unmistakably a caricature of Vladimir Lenin and Stalin combined. Papa Smurf's red clothing can only mean to stand for the USSR... the red flag, Red Square, Red Army...

[joltaddict]

And dont get me started on Hefty Smurf. Soooooooo KGB.

[joltaddict]

And who is the first Smurf to be criticized in every episode? Brainy Smurf. He is the only Smurf who openly undermines the Smurf state.

Trotsky seemed to be the natural successor to Lenin just as Brainy seems the natural successor to Papa Smurf. Trotsky criticized Lenin and his followers for years and was an outsider to the partys innermost circle. While Trotsky was a member of the Politburo, the committee in charge of making policy for the party, he was never an executive. Brainy Smurf, while often put in a position of power, often had less say then Hefty or Handy. While Trotsky was head of the country's armed forces he demanded unquestioned obedience to himself. Brainy Smurf shares these meglomaniacal tendencies. Trotsky soon fell out of favor with the party and was forced into exile. In 1925 he was forced to resign as Commissar of War, then he was expelled from the party. Brainy Smurf, at the end of nearly every fricken episode is thrown out of Smurf Village.

[BizRodian]

I recall an episode of Smurfs where they fought pigs. Truffle pigs. We all know that a negative american sterotype is that of a pig, a greedy person who hoards and doesn't share. In the episodes, the Smurfs went after truffles, but the militaristic pigs were greedy, and tried to steal all the truffles from themselfs so they could use them to feed a monster who lived in a lake. Remember those anti communist films of the 50s? Commies are GODLESS BASTARDS! the monster that lived in the see was supposed to be God, and they were wasting their money on him.

AND according to the 1957 film "Dirty Commies Want to Kill Us All" communists live in mushrooms. Who could forget that one?

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by joltaddict
And who is the first Smurf to be criticized in every episode? Brainy Smurf. He is the only Smurf who openly undermines the Smurf state.

Trotsky seemed to be the natural successor to Lenin just as Brainy seems the natural successor to Papa Smurf. Trotsky criticized Lenin and his followers for years and was an outsider to the partys innermost circle. While Trotsky was a member of the Politburo, the committee in charge of making policy for the party, he was never an executive. Brainy Smurf, while often put in a position of power, often had less say then Hefty or Handy. While Trotsky was head of the country's armed forces he demanded unquestioned obedience to himself. Brainy Smurf shares these meglomaniacal tendencies. Trotsky soon fell out of favor with the party and was forced into exile. In 1925 he was forced to resign as Commissar of War, then he was expelled from the party. Brainy Smurf, at the end of nearly every fricken episode is thrown out of Smurf Village. Vanity Smurf is, simply put, the Soviet view of a stereotypical capitalist member of the bourgeoisie. Vanity is constantly doing everything in his power to improve his appearance, even at the cost of the rest of the village.

This leads to Poet Smurf. Poet, and closely related Painter Smurf, are not mentioned in every episode, merely brought up once in a great while. These characters are placed to show the Soviet's view of such ideas as individualism. In the USSR, artists of all kinds were kept in camps, as to be watched for signs of dissent. It was not until Gorbachev's regime in 1985, when Glasnost and Perestroika were introduced, that more expression was tolerated, especially through rock music. These programs were rightly perceived as a lift on the restraints of the cultural lives of artists. Glasnost or "openness" was an apt term, but it did not mean simply a lifting of the controls on rock music.

[immortal_zeus]

Moving to Losers with Too Much Time on Their Hands Discussing Socialism Forum.

:p

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[victant]

:lol:

Wolverines!

[Mopower]

Originally posted by victant
:lol:

Wolverines!


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[Face/Off]

What a total waste of time. Nothing creative or unique about it.

[bothanspy]

I've got that freaking chorus in my head now.