Does your Sgt. Pee Pee sound like a duck or a sheep? Mine does!

[The Edit King]

(...not unlike most of my threads...) At first, we thought it was funny, but now it's just damn annoying!

It's like this:

When I least expect it, outta nowhere, I hear this deep voiced "QUACK!!!", and have even been shocked out of sleep in the middle of the night from an abrupt "BAAAA!!!".

Let me tell ya, I didn't sign up for this.

What I'd give for a simple everyday "meow" from time to time.

That Edit King Fellow

[DGibFen]

:hscratch: -confused- :editking: :confused:

[Trigger]

Um... Sgt Pee Pee? Maybe you should see a urologyst... mine doesn't make any noise.

[McHawkson]

He's back and much crazier. :eek:

[McHawkson]

http://www.homestead.com/McHawkson/files/EditKingPee.jpg

I wonder what kind of sound will it be?

[Jackskeleton]

does he have a lonely hearts club band?

[DVD Polizei]

Where's Danol when you need him to explain this.

[RandyC]

But at least he is posting in the right forum for insane posts.

:)

[Jason1973]

He needs to find some higher quality mushrooms...

[Buford T Pusser]

So you're saying that you yearn for "kitty" but are currently active with farm animals?

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by The Edit King
When I least expect it, outta nowhere, I hear this deep voiced "QUACK!!!", and have even been shocked out of sleep in the middle of the night from an abrupt "BAAAA!!!".

My Sgt. Pee Pee only tells me to kill the neighbors. And he only communicates through the dog and hes never quacked.

[Static Cling]

Are you sure that's not PVT Parts talking? Perhaps you need to see a SPC.

[Keyser Soze]

Man... do I miss the good ol' days when VCRs were made of rocks. :(

-k
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[gilbertr76]

First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.

[MJKTool]

Lay off the drugs people!

[big whoppa]

This goes on record for being one of the most insane posts I've read on otter farm. :lol:

[Canadian Bacon]

Originally posted by big whoppa
This goes on record for being one of the most insane posts I've read on otter farm. :lol: And that's saying a LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Preacher]

I put up a post about the 6 baby ducks we had earlier this week. He posted a most helpful link. So who wants to explain the sheep?

- If his Mr. Edit King is talking to him...

[Keyser Soze]

This thread needs more tube tops

http://www.dmdesignstudios.com/mandy/portfolio/tube%20top.jpg

Tube tops!!!!

tube tops!!!!!!

tube tops!!!!!!!!!!

-k
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[DeputyDave]

Danol has lost his crown! :up: Long live the King!

[Preacher]

Okay we got ducks, sheep and tube tops. Anyone else? Or do we just want to ask Keyser for more tube tops? Ducks? Sheep? Ducks...? Sheep...? ... more tube tops please.

[lostatmidnight]

http://icg.harvard.edu/~hsa76/pictures/The-Kaiser-looking-silly.gif

[RandyC]

Sadly, I am pretty sure I know what Pual is talking about.

[MJKTool]

What is a Pual?

[WhoGirl]

Not really.

My Penguin usually goes "Moww" "Meh" and "Muh-Moww." Nothing close to a duck or sheep, though the "Muh-Moww" sometimes sounds like "ma-ma."

If you happily surprise him, he makes a purring sound kind of like "Berrrrrrrrr-up."

[Preacher]

Originally posted by WhoGirl
Not really.

My Penguin usually goes "Moww" "Meh" and "Muh-Moww." Nothing close to a duck or sheep, though the "Muh-Moww" sometimes sounds like "ma-ma."

If you happily surprise him, he makes a purring sound kind of like "Berrrrrrrrr-up."

So now we got a penguin.
Thank you Whogirl.

[big whoppa]

Geezus, it's a zoo at the otter farm as usual!

[bfrank]

Originally posted by MJKTool
What is a Pual?

rotfl

(Thats how bfrank spells :editking:'s first name)

Long live the king :wave:
Sgt Pee Pee :confused:

Once in a while I hear mine scream "touch me" but I think thats inside my head :)

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by Preacher
Okay we got ducks, sheep and tube tops. Anyone else? Or do we just want to ask Keyser for more tube tops? Ducks? Sheep? Ducks...? Sheep...? ... more tube tops please.

Ask... and ye' shall receive:

http://www.ccleonard.com/images/lishman/lishman2006.jpg

http://www.delicateillusions.com/prod/L5009PL.jpg

-k
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[Borst]

Originally posted by gilbertr76
First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.

you were close on it but I something wasn't right cause it was Tito Liebowitz who was the guy who adopted him

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow."

[cultshock]

My "Sgt Pee Pee" likes saluting tube tops. :)

[Preacher]

Thank you Keyser.

[Former User]

It's just plain easier to move this to Mature than it is to link and warn about Keyser's pictures that might not be so appreciated when they show up at someone's workplace.

Send all compliments or complaints about the move to him.

[Keyser Soze]

Damn... I'm the bad apple again. Sorry Pual :(

Well, since this thread is now in the mature forum... I think I'll go *bang my time* !!!

:lol:

-keyser "needs to start posting stuff here again" soze
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[McHawkson]

Ehh... it's in Mature Forum now. Now I can see how horny Keyser is....

;)

[achau9598]

I'm suprised no one has asked ....

.mp3 ?

[Keyser Soze]

Originally posted by RandyC
Sadly, I am pretty sure I know what Pual is talking about.

Actually... you may be thinking of the Tinkle Queen, not Sgt. Pee Pee.

-ptth-

-k
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[muggins]

I'd hit it.






Now, if I only knew what it was. Too bad it takes so damn many of them to make a meal.

But I guess it isn't so bad, as I hear it won't be long before the utter annihilation arrives.