Anyone have their Mom walk in on them...

[ElementZ]

So me and a girl (yes, an actual girl) were chillin in my bedroom. It was very hot and muggy out so naturally that gave me a reason to take off my pants and shirt, leaving me in my boxers. She was still fully clothed btw. So after a nice little make up session, she was really wanting it, "just do me" Some might call me crazy since most Otters have been waiting their entire life to hear that inviting phrase. So I say "Too many people floating around the house, we can just play."

So we are both laying in the bed, me in my boxers, with Mr. Johnson hanging out and her playing, and my Mom decides to barge in, no knocking, just walks in and proceeds to strike up a big convo. Instead of seeing us, and turning away saying sorry, she seemed to enjoy catchin us. She asked me if I had any matches to start the BBQ, I responded with a NO. She asks my friend if she has any matches and shes like "ummm no" (only her 3rd time meeting my Mom). While I am still laying in my awkward position, she decided to ask what we would like for the BBQ and what are our plans for the evening. Lets just say, their is not a better way to ruin the mood. As soon as that door opened, "it" shriveled up like a frightened turtle.

Now what I have been thinking about is why my mom did this. She never ever does that. She will always 99% of the time yell thru my door or knock and wait till i respond with an answer to whether or not to come in. Maybe she just decided to kill her curiosity, cuz i have a lot of friends who are girls that like to visit. And I always hear smart remarks of all the action I am getting. With my response always being, we are just friends and like to hang out. Thats the obvious response since I have a gf, and my friend from yesterday has a bf. This was yesterday afternoon, and THANK GOD, she never brought it up.

Now my lady friend completely understands why I never wanted to hit. I think that would be a lot worse with her riding and her tig ol bitties floppin around.

Well, any other stories that fit this topic?

P.S. Anybody know where I can pick up a good lock for my door :D

[Brain Stew]

How old are you? If you are in your twenties, the easiest way for this not to happen would be to move out.

Also, cut the ghetto talk. It makes you sound dense :).

[broadwayblue]

Home Depot.

[Bushdog]

Is jettin from that place -n- gettin your own crib an option? U make enough cheddar 4 dat?

[Jason1973]

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[Sweet Baby James]

Originally posted by Brain Stew


Also, cut the ghetto talk. It makes you sound dense :). I think that he might be a member of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.;)

[immortal_zeus]

Shaggy?

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[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by immortal_zeus
Shaggy?

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Don't hate! I think this is may be TopBunk, but then again he didn't say anything about a hota$$. :lol:

[Josh-da-man]

No, but one of my girlfriends parents caught us.

[kantonburg]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
No, but one of my girlfriends parents caught us.

[Edge]

Originally posted by Sweet Baby James
I think that he might be a member of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.;)

:lol:

[Dr. DVD]

Yo, you gots to get ur own crib? Dig it G ? Gettin with a girl is the total shiz-nit!






;)

[Face/Off]

How would my mom be able to walk in on herself? :)

[Frankenlola]

Are you related to Danol in any way?

[alarican]

One time my dad caught me jerking it to one of his "hidden" pron tapes....

I just said "well I guess you caught me".
He said no big deal.

HAHA...damn

[Moefuscious]

Top Bunk....is that you?

[Coupon_Queen]

I have never had my mom walk in on me. I do remember one time, in high school, when my bf and I were getting creative with sex. Afterwards, we went back to the party. I started to freak out when several people asked what the blood was on my face. (It was not that time of the month) The party was at my bf's house and his siblings were around so we couldn't exactly say what we had been doing....especially since it wasn't exactly traditional type of sex!!!

Christina

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Coupon_Queen
I have never had my mom walk in on me. I do remember one time, in high school, when my bf and I were getting creative with sex. Afterwards, we went back to the party. I started to freak out when several people asked what the blood was on my face. (It was not that time of the month) The party was at my bf's house and his siblings were around so we couldn't exactly say what we had been doing....especially since it wasn't exactly traditional type of sex!!!

Christina

:eek:

What the hell WERE you doing!!?

:eek:

[Bushdog]

I'm curious, in a horrified sorta way, too.

[Jason1973]

Me thinks she should use more lube

[joshd2012]

Originally posted by Coupon_Queen
I have never had my mom walk in on me. I do remember one time, in high school, when my bf and I were getting creative with sex. Afterwards, we went back to the party. I started to freak out when several people asked what the blood was on my face. (It was not that time of the month) The party was at my bf's house and his siblings were around so we couldn't exactly say what we had been doing....especially since it wasn't exactly traditional type of sex!!!

Christina

Being the creative person that Christina is, she decided to try something different with her boyfriend. That night Christina learned a valuable lesson: No matter how small the penis, it is never meant to go up a nose.

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by MJKTool
:eek:

What the hell WERE you doing!!?

:eek:

We were very drunk and got creative with a beer bottle. The doctor said (yes, I was worried enough to see a doctor :blush: )that I had not completely lost my virginity before and so part of the hymen had been left in tact. I can now say that I lost my virginity two times! Two different guys and a couple of years apart! When my hymen broke the second time, it bled again. Must have gotten some on my hand and touched my face.....Voila...people were asking where the blood came from!

Christina

[spainlinx0]

So you lost your virginity to a guy and a beer bottle?

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by spainlinx0
So you lost your virginity to a guy and a beer bottle?

This was not the first time I had done it with this guy. We had dated and had sex for quite a while before that happened. I originally lost my virginity with another guy before this incident. This was a guy who was very experimental for me at the time. We did it every way we could everywhere we could. We had already had "normal" sex that night and decided to do some other things. But, yes, to a guy and a beer bottle. The second time I lost it!

Christina

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by joshd2012
Being the creative person that Christina is, she decided to try something different with her boyfriend. That night Christina learned a valuable lesson: No matter how small the penis, it is never meant to go up a nose.

:lol: rotfl

[WhoGirl]

Yeah. No funny story, though. My mom just got pissed and said "You we're having SEX, weren't you? "


I recently asked if she remembered that, and she said "No." :)

[mikewendt]

Not all at the same time... But in my life I've had Mom, my brother and the dog walk in on me...

My brother still got the best shot of the chick ass bouncing high up in the air...

The other two came in when I had the covers over us.

Knock on wood, nobody has ever came in during masturbation.

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by WhoGirl
Yeah. No funny story, though. My mom just got pissed and said "You we're having SEX, weren't you? "


I recently asked if she remembered that, and she said "No." :)

Maybe you should be more.....loud next time?

[JimRochester]

My sister walked in and interupted my first girlfriend giving me my first ever hand-job