Anyone who's wife/gf refuses to give head?

[delightdvd]

Yes for me, I need to go elsewhere (another girl) for that. How do you guys feel? Is getting head over-rated?

[immortal_zeus]

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[Bushdog]

So you cheat on your significant other because you're not getting what you want from the relationship? Why don't you just end it then?

[Jackskeleton]

wow.. just wow. You know if you aren't getting what you need from your sig. other, then leave. don't cheat on them. lame

[WillieTheShakes]

Hmm. There's something a little... familiar about this thread.
Can't quite put my finger on it... Wait, I know
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.phps=&threadid=300950

Delight - are you going for sarcasm? Irony? Lame joke?

[delightdvd]

I know it's lame, but it happens in my circle of colleagues (investment types) very often for one reason or another. I didn't mean for this thread to be a discussion of me but rather feedback on whether anyone's significant other gives any head.

[delightdvd]

willie, what's that link? it's not showing any old thread.

[WillieTheShakes]

Hmm... can't make the link fit, but it's the Women's Orgasms, who's responsible thread.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Hmm. There's something a little... familiar about this thread.
Can't quite put my finger on it... Wait, I know
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.phps=&threadid=300950

Delight - are you going for sarcasm? Irony? Lame joke? http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=300950

Typo in your url. Try mine.

[joltaddict]

The two guys whos women post here have come down swiftly with the How Dare You Cheat response. Shocked I am. :lol:

On Topic... I dont care if I get head, Id rather ****. But a woman who wont is a priss, and I wouldnt want any part of her.

[LurkerDan]

Originally posted by joltaddict
The two guys whos women post here have come down swiftly with the How Dare You Cheat response. Shocked I am. :lol:

On Topic... I dont care if I get head, Id rather ****. But a woman who wont is a priss, and I wouldnt want any part of her. B-dog's lady posts here???

I agree, ****ing is much better, but a woman who won't give head (at the very least when she's having her period!) is way too hung up for me...

[Bushdog]

:lol:

[delightdvd]

Originally posted by LurkerDan
B-dog's lady posts here???

I agree, ****ing is much better, but a woman who won't give head (at the very least when she's having her period!) is way too hung up for me...

I completely agree, but there could be other things about her to be attractive. No?

[finbogg]

Are you offering it to her? Maybe it's a reciprocation issue.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by delightdvd
I completely agree, but there could be other things about her to be attractive. No?

No.

If she will NEVER give head shes a priss. Thats just the tip of the iceburg. A priss gets old real quick. You can be a princess and not be a priss. But never giving head? Shes megauptight.

[tommyp007]

My ex-wife wouldn't give me head, though she loved it performed on her. Note the term "ex-wife". :thumbsup:

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by joltaddict
No.

If she will NEVER give head shes a priss. ...But never giving head? Shes megauptight.

Gotta update my dictionary; apparently priss now means not wanting to get a shot o' jizz in the back of the throat. Interesting.

Say, jolt, you're a big fan of suckin' the throbbing gristle of love then, I take it? No? Does that make you a priss?

I'm just curious about the line of reasoning that allows you to arrive at this conclusion.

Let's try this one: there's a woman who likes to be tied up, spanked, likes watersports and sex in public places, loves anal and has been known to participate in a threesome or two... but, according to your definition she's a priss because she doesn't want to take a shot in the mouth? That's a pretty vague definition of 'megauptight' in my book...

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Say, jolt, you're a big fan of suckin' the throbbing gristle of love then, I take it? No? Does that make you a priss?


:hscratch:

Uhhh....no.....that makes him a dude. now if he didnt like licking the rug THAT would make him a priss.

[delightdvd]

Originally posted by MJKTool
:hscratch:

Uhhh....no.....that makes him a dude. now if he didnt like licking the rug THAT would make him a priss.

That's how I would define a male 'priss' too.

Finbogg, I do dish out so it's not a reciprocation issue.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
there's a woman who likes to be tied up, spanked, likes watersports and sex in public places, loves anal and has been known to participate in a threesome or two... but, according to your definition she's a priss because she doesn't want to take a shot in the mouth?

:lol: Yeah, she exists. :lol::up:

and I didnt sayy she had to take it to the conclusion. Just that shell put it in her mouth. Thats how I define head.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Say, jolt, you're a big fan of suckin' the throbbing gristle of love then, I take it? No? Does that make you a priss?

Clearly somebody needs a good ****. ;)

[Face/Off]

Nope. My girlfriend won't give head to my wife.

[Johnny Zhivago]

Well, I'm not a huge fan of lickin' <b>rug</b> but I'll do it, and damn_well. ;) However... Ladies, pay attention, if you want some serious time spent on the cooch, get a razor... Personally, I'm no fan of crazy 70's bush, but slick it down nice and smooth (a tight trim is also fine) and I'm (come on guys, I KNOW I'm not alone here) there all night.

On topic... She don't give head, she can look elsewhere. WAY too uptight for my taste. Lose the ball and chain and get out of your relationship... Great sex is mandatory in my book for a great relationship, and giving head is part of the deal. If you're looking elsewhere (other than your GF or wife) for your sexual pleasure then you have no business being in a serious relationship and/or married to begin with.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Johnny Zhivago
She don't give head, she can look elsewhere.

Give em Willies number. He dont mind. :lol:

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by MJKTool
:hscratch:

Uhhh....no.....that makes him a dude. now if he didnt like licking the rug THAT would make him a priss.

Nice response - thanks for helping me make my point.

Giving head and munchin the box are not interchangable, even at a strictly physical level. Unless your girl has a six inch clit (!), there's really no comparison, so stepping down off the "I do her, so she should do me" high horse might be advisable, unless you want to extrapolate from the example and open yourself up to some strap-on action... not that there's anything wrong with that. There's an invasiveness to giving head that I think most men don't really understand (and we complain about picking hair out of our teeth...)

There are a lot of reasons why a woman might not give head (sensitive gag reflex among them - ever been yarfed on by a woman going down on you?) that don't, ipso facto, make them a priss. Hell, they might just not like it (Why does being a hetrosexual female automatically connote a fondness for the skin flute?). And that's fine. If head's that important to you, hire someone to gobble yer knob. Or practice your stretching...

And hey, jolt, thanks for the thought, but my ****ing is pretty much taken care of. I thought I had mentioned that...

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Give em Willies number. He dont mind. :lol:

That'd be 1-800-ILL-EATU...

I'm not sayin I don't like receiving a little throat now and then, just that I don't judge a woman by the absence of it: yeah, you're great, kinky, polymorphously perverse and constantly coming up with new ways to float our boat, but hey, you won't let me put it in your mouth, so you're outta here.

And, by the way, that's a pretty unique definition of head as well - she'll put it in her mouth? What is that, the lozenge approach to oral sex?

The joltaddict sexual lexicon:
priss - won't give head, may be open to every other kink and perversion.
head - the putting of the penis into the mouth of another. May involve no movement whatsoever, and may not be to completion. Sort of a sexual counting coup, so the recipient can say "I got a little head"

[joltaddict]

Youre reading waaaay too much into it.

A girl who says "I dont give head" is a priss. Jump up and down and stomp your feet, whatever, its the truth.

[WillieTheShakes]

Boy, you must be missing out.
So long as you get to dip your wick for those precious few seconds, though, I guess you're happy...

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
There's an invasiveness to giving head that I think most men don't really understand (and we complain about picking hair out of our teeth...)

invasiveness? what is so gross about sucking on a piece of skin? Thats a hell of alot better than licking a hairy, smelly, sometimes bloody farting piece of beaver!

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by MJKTool
licking a hairy, smelly, sometimes bloody farting piece of beaver! i'll never give another girl oral after reading THAT! :yack:

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by MJKTool
invasiveness? what is so gross about sucking on a piece of skin? Thats a hell of alot better than licking a hairy, smelly, sometimes bloody farting piece of beaver!

To each their own, but I'd have that checked...

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i'll never give another girl oral after reading THAT! :yack:

whoops sorry about that Bushdog!, didnt mean to spoil it for ya :(

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by delightdvd
Yes for me, I need to go elsewhere (another girl) for that. How do you guys feel? Is getting head over-rated?


I know you were talking to the guys, but can I speak up here? You never told us why she won't give you head. I assume you know since the key to any good relationship (even if it is only sexual) is communication. Why does she not want to give head? I don't have an answer from you yet, so I will guess at a couple of things on the female side.

She may not have ever really given head and she might be frightened that she will do it wrong. I was that way my first time. I told the guy I was scared that I wouldn't do it right and he guided me through it. If she is scared, you could encourage her to do it and then give her lots of good feedback while she is doing it. You know what I am talking about, "Oh yeah, that's it baby. God you know how to suck ****." Etc.... This may make her feel better and you will get what you want.

Hygiene. Some people do not want to be rude and tell you how bad it is. Has she tried to give you suttle hints such as taking a shower before sex and asking you to join her? Sorry for bringing this one up, but you have to cover all the bases.

Quid Pro Quo. What do you do for her? It may be a thing where she doesn't want to because you don't do it to her.

On a lighter note, I am sure you have all heard the joke:
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle? She knows she has given her last blow job.

Christina

[hotaru_san]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Nice response - thanks for helping me make my point.

Giving head and munchin the box are not interchangable, even at a strictly physical level. Unless your girl has a six inch clit (!), there's really no comparison, so stepping down off the "I do her, so she should do me" high horse might be advisable, unless you want to extrapolate from the example and open yourself up to some strap-on action... not that there's anything wrong with that. There's an invasiveness to giving head that I think most men don't really understand (and we complain about picking hair out of our teeth...)

It's not that tough. As long as the girl doesn't feel pressured to finish him off if she doesn't want to and doesn't try to fit the whole thing in her mouth at first, then it's really not painful or challenging and can be quite fun.

I agree with jolt, a girl who won't even consider going down on a guy she's been with for awhile is a priss. If she tried it once and gagged herself terribly or lost her vision from a cum shootting accident :eek: then she should give it a try. If she's nervous then the guy should be supportive and let her take her time, but I don't see any good reason for not trying it at least once.

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by hotaru_san
I agree with jolt, a girl who won't even consider going down on a guy she's been with for awhile is a priss. ... I don't see any good reason for not trying it at least once.

Except he's not saying that everyone should try it. He's saying "A girl who says "I dont give head" is a priss."

Sure, I'm all for a girl trying it, and more than once (I'm in the 'you only live once, make the most of it' camp). If she likes it, I'm all for receiving it. If she doesn't like it, or doesn't want to do it, I'm not going to call her names and degrade her in hopes that she'll change her mind.

[hotaru_san]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Except he's not saying that everyone should try it. He's saying "A girl who says "I dont give head" is a priss."


A guy needs an explanation.

I'd be pissed off if a guy I was dating simply he said that he didn't go down on girls (and I probably would call him a priss to his face). If you're in a relationship with someone then you need to communicate, if you have a good reason for not doing something and the other person can respect that then fine, but if you don't even bother to explain yourself then I don't think that's fair.

[highper]

i have a ? on the subject of blow jobs. does giving one b4 sex make him last longer during sex once he already came?

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by highper
i have a ? on the subject of blow jobs. does giving one b4 sex make him last longer during sex once he already came?

Yes.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

I agree......the answer is yes.

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by hotaru_san
It's not that tough. As long as the girl doesn't feel pressured to finish him off if she doesn't want to and doesn't try to fit the whole thing in her mouth at first, then it's really not painful or challenging and can be quite fun.

I agree with jolt, a girl who won't even consider going down on a guy she's been with for awhile is a priss. If she tried it once and gagged herself terribly or lost her vision from a cum shootting accident :eek: then she should give it a try. If she's nervous then the guy should be supportive and let her take her time, but I don't see any good reason for not trying it at least once.


jack?

[mikehunt]

she doesn't have to deep throat to give head

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes

There are a lot of reasons why a woman might not give head (sensitive gag reflex among them - ever been yarfed on by a woman going down on you?)

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
jack?

what?

[PerpleNerple]

Originally posted by LurkerDan
I agree, ****ing is much better, but a woman who won't give head (at the very least when she's having her period!) is way too hung up for me...

Yes, it is much better, but I love a woman who enjoys giving head, if she's not into it, I lose it. I've been lucky with the last two women I've been with. Hell, they liked it when I sprayed it all over their faces, let alone swallowed everytime they brought me to orgasm. I don't know if I could go back to a woman who didn't love it. I love giving my woman all the attention I can with my tongue, I expect the same in return.

[nazz]

Yeah...the neighbor's wife wouldn't give me head. Doesn't hurt to ask though.

[Khan]

Originally posted by hotaru_san
If she tried it once and gagged herself terribly or lost her vision from a cum shootting accident :eek: then she should give it a try.

We need a new smilie here people!

[Kal-El]

Thankfully this is not a problem of mine. My gf can do spread sheets down there she likes it so much.

[Giantrobo]

To quote Chris Rock..

"Women who don't give head are like Betamaxes. People look at you and go... Are you still around?"

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
what?


et tu?

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Kal Jedi
My gf can do spread sheets down there she likes it so much.

That makes zero sense.

[mikewendt]

My ex kept refusing head... Until she fell asleep...

Just kidding. I had to throw out the token "Bad Taste Joke."

[stanky McFart]

I had an ex that gave head, the first time she did it to me she stayed down there a little extra time after I finished. I motioned for her to come back up and lay down and she started mumbling and got up and went into the bathroom. what happen is that she loved giving head, loved the taste of cum, but couldn't swallow it. So she got up and spit!!!! at least she didn't spit it onto my floor !!!!!!!